Fri-19:30:24 <SKT_zo> i don't know any dealer or exdealer who goes around "yeah. i dealt drugs. it was pretty bad but what i can say im such a badass... heh"
Fri-19:30:27 <Jathin> waste of time
Fri-19:30:48 <Jathin> you're writing essays for people so they can succeed in their careers
Fri-19:30:52 <Jathin> here's a novel idea
Fri-19:30:58 <Jathin> use those papers for yourself and succeed
Fri-19:31:05 <Jathin> instead of being a college dropout working for $50 per essay
Fri-19:31:07 <Jathin> you dumbfuck

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 08 2009 02:56 GMT

#103

On August 08 2009 11:54 Delerium wrote:
Fri-19:30:24 <SKT_zo> i don't know any dealer or exdealer who goes around "yeah. i dealt drugs. it was pretty bad but what i can say im such a badass... heh"
Fri-19:30:27 <Jathin> waste of time
Fri-19:30:48 <Jathin> you're writing essays for people so they can succeed in their careers
Fri-19:30:52 <Jathin> here's a novel idea
Fri-19:30:58 <Jathin> use those papers for yourself and succeed
Fri-19:31:05 <Jathin> instead of being a college dropout working for $50 per essay
Fri-19:31:07 <Jathin> you dumbfuck

Later haters

Send me a postcard from the rat race.

HMMM reminds me of a quote:

"The problem with winning the rat race, is you're still a rat."

psion0011

Canada720 Posts

August 08 2009 02:58 GMT

#104

On August 08 2009 11:56 shotz wrote:

Show nested quote +

Later haters

Send me a postcard from the rat race.

HMMM reminds me of a quote:

"The problem with winning the rat race, is you're still a rat."

Some A+ burns right here folks, get your money in now.

Delerium

United States324 Posts

August 08 2009 03:04 GMT

#105

lol....

"i write college essays for money" guy making fun of his fellow rat-race participants, as if he's not having to pay the bills with his cushy gig

death and taxes, sirrah

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 08 2009 03:06 GMT

#106

Guys, guys, you're taking this in the ENTIRELY wrong direction.

Instead of SHITTING on me for doing this--you should be TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME, and asking me for a TeamLiquid discount.

Sigh....

Empyrean

17076 Posts

August 08 2009 03:19 GMT

#107

Well, I don't think many people are interested in your services, considering a large proportion of TL users don't use English as their primary language for writing.

Zidane

United States1692 Posts

August 08 2009 03:23 GMT

#108

On August 08 2009 10:47 lilsusie wrote:

Thanks. But please don't call me baby.

Owned, LMFAO,

also no offense, but you don't look like a small skinny guy from that pic on your site >_<;

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 08 2009 03:28 GMT

#109

Zidane,

LOL that's cuz I am a small skinny guy.

United States6173 Posts

August 08 2009 03:36 GMT

#110

So by TL discount, do you mean free?

Divinek

Canada4045 Posts

August 08 2009 03:55 GMT

#111

On August 08 2009 12:06 shotz wrote:
Guys, guys, you're taking this in the ENTIRELY wrong direction.

Instead of SHITTING on me for doing this--you should be TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME, and asking me for a TeamLiquid discount.

Sigh....

I doubt anyone here is lazy enough/dumb enough/ would actually want to use a service like this.

Underwhelmed

United States207 Posts

August 08 2009 04:03 GMT

#112

Not even relevant to hard science/engineering/math majors

Pengu1n

United States552 Posts

August 08 2009 04:06 GMT

#113

yeah and i've done it quite a few times. Gave a buddy 35$ on pokerstars to write a report for me. Also helped another friend fix his broken windshield wipers in exchange for a final essay ;p

I'm actually really good at term papers but yeah I'd rather take the easy way out even if it means a slightly lower grade.

Slaughter

United States20255 Posts

August 08 2009 04:26 GMT

#114

You say you wrote master theses? Seems kinds BS to me as most of those require actual research usually done at a level that some guy who only went to uni 1 year wouldn't be able to do. Most people in my department either do work off arch sites they have excavated or go to the major skeletal collections to collect data.

Slaughter

United States20255 Posts

August 08 2009 04:30 GMT

#115

And by the way, academia is like every other human thing. There are people who do the work and do it themselves and those who are idiots who skate their way easy through it by cheating. I don't know why your so "disillusioned" with academia.... You say profs have come to you for shit? Either BS or they are low level shit ones that probably did the same thing while they were in school and can't do the actual work now. Your post sounds like a subtle but not so subtle brag post that is just a fake way to gain internet awe from stupid people.

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 08 2009 04:30 GMT

#116

Well Slaughter ol' bud, we write theses. That's a factoid. Obviously, in terms of more intensive projects, we are given ample amounts of research to begin with.

As has been mentioned, in the case of a very complex science thesis, we'd probably say no, we can't handle your fucking complexity.

Then I have a slice of humble pie and eat little papers for breakfast.

Then I respond to stupid remarks like yours. HAHA jk, don't get offended.

Slaughter

United States20255 Posts

August 08 2009 04:35 GMT

#117

Im not condemning your work, really just your overall attitude towards academia (prolly because im currently in a masters program for bio anthro). Its not surprising at all that some people have papers written for them. Especially in graduate school were school work per say isn't what makes you I can see some people trying to ease that workload in favor of doing research/lab work. I myself had to write a 30 page paper last semester and it was a pain doing that while building a museum exhibit and doing lab work and doing presentations on some of my old work on conferences with the like 6-8 hours of reading and note taking a night. While it is tempting im not like one of your clients

If you have such gifts with writing and such you should try to get into college and stay there unless its something you don't think is for you. How come your aid was canceled after your 1st year?

Xenocide_Knight

Korea (South)2625 Posts

August 08 2009 04:39 GMT

#118

please stop calling people baby, buddy, ol'bud, and such

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 08 2009 04:41 GMT

#119

My aid wasn't canceled. When I said it wasn't working out, I meant I didn't GET my aid for that year in the first place. Sorry if that was confusing.

I completely understand your point of view. To be honest, you shouldn't worry. Nobody at your level of work, your level of education, is having papers written for them.

We're looking at people who are just trying to get their bachelor's, finish their online course, are having trouble adjusting after years of real life work.

We're talking about good people with kids. With jobs. With an eye on the future. People who work hard, but simply do NOT have the time or skill.

Not to say there isn't a lazy fuck thrown in there once in a while. Usually I can finger him out and I charge him up his trust-fund ass.

I'm not the first person to do this. I won't be the last. But I'm the best.

Slaughter, ol bud, work hard. I'm rooting for you in your quest of attaining your academic missions. Truly I do. I don't disrespect those who don't share my views.

But from where I'm standing, the stink of academia is like the furnace of Sodom.

Slaughter

United States20255 Posts

August 08 2009 04:48 GMT

#120

Haha im not defending academia, its like the business world. On the outside its all nice people trying to do their best and get a head. but in reality its cut throat over funding and prestige, who can build the best programs and draw the best students etc. Its kinda funny to me that the site exists just because your not hiding it but there isn't any way to track it and they can't legally shut down your site. I wonder if any schools have sent you hate mail haha? Only reason why I wouldn't do it is because writing papers in my field is key so you have to know how to do it by writing a lot so it would be a waste for me to get the degree then to fail at writing for myself. That and the degree would feel fake to me. Plus I enjoy writing papers on subjects I like (like the one I had to do last semester).