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shotz
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States122 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-08 10:34:17
August 07 2009 22:29 GMT
#1
I'm so disillusioned with academia. I paid over 35,000 to attend a TOP TOP university in New York for a year. And I couldn't go back, once I realized my financial aid wasn't going to work out.

So fuck it. I dealt drugs. I tried running some chicks; got my ass kicked. Dealt more drugs. Read books. Hundreds of them. For about a year, you couldn't find me on the street handing out white without a book in my back pocket.

Started a women's clothing business. Tanked after a year. I don't regret it. It made me smarter. Took trips to LA. Anyone out in LA? Used to be in the fashion district all the time. Beautiful Korean chicks.

Yeah, I'm Korean. I started watching Starcraft ever since I got rid of my TV. Now, it's like my TV. I just watch whenever I eat. I'm a Bisu fanboi I guess HAH.

Anyway, about two years ago (I still have not gone back), I started another business. I write term papers for people. Essays. Top-quality shit. Like CRAZY good. Surprisingly, it's been doing real well. Started marketing all over the US. Mostly in NY, but now we're all over. I hired a couple writers. Now we have five.

None of my clients ever come to me about that bullshit. "OMG you're writing papers for people? How do you live with yourself? What about the academic code?"

Well, FUCK the academic code.

If I can't go to school b/c I wasn't born with a goddamn trust fund in my name, then fuck it. And fuck you too, if you feel any different.

It's all bullshit. You get ahead by knowing what people want, and knowing how to give it to them.

Most of my clients are older folks. 28. 32. My oldest was a 66, already with one Masters in Abnormal Psych. They never give me that "morality" bullshit. Why? Because these older folk know how this world works. No, I'm not disillusioned with LIFE. I LOVE LIFE. I'm disillusioned with academia.

All my life I was told, once I get into an Ivy League school, I'll have it made. Well, what do you know? Not true. That's what the sheep think. That's what you may think. But trust me, I know first hand, it AINT TRUE. It's about being active. Being smart. The credentials don't MAKE A MAN. The MAN MAKES THE MAN. Credentials are just badges.

I've met actors. I've employed entrepreneurs. I've employed hipster cafe owners, and turned down Ivy Leaguers.

Some of my clients are in the top-tiers of law enforcement. MANY of my clients are in the education system. HAHAHAHA. What does that say to you??? That professors are coming up to ME, little old me, for help with a second masters?

Goodness...

But anyways, I want to know TL. I want to know your opinion. I already have an inkling of what it might be. That comes from experience. Experience with people. Over the years I've met so many people who were on the fence about my services. I've heard everything.

I want to know... would you pay someone to do a paper for you if you had the money, and no means to write it yourself?

Think of it as a mini-philosophy/ethics/psych test.

Thanks for listening:

Oh, and I donno if I'm allowed to do this, but shameless plug for my services (Mod PM me if I should take this down

Ivy League Essays
essay writing service

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Poll: Would you pay for a term paper?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): Maybe, depending on price
(Vote): You're an immoral bastard

the cat within
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
August 07 2009 22:34 GMT
#2
Show us a sample essay you wrote :o

I wouldn't pay for a term paper btw.
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Railz
Profile Joined July 2008
United States1449 Posts
August 07 2009 22:35 GMT
#3
I wouldn't do it but I don't mind when people do it for bullshit busy work assignments in the middle of midterm/finals week.

BUT if you're helping dumb people get top level jobs then I can't help but wonder what the hell went wrong with you.
Did the whole world just get a lot smaller and go whooosh?_-` Number 0ne By.Fantasy Fanatic!
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
August 07 2009 22:37 GMT
#4
went with "no" because there was no "not from you" option after struggling through your horribly written post
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
August 07 2009 22:38 GMT
#5
The papers I would trust somebody else could do a decent job on are too easy for me to pay.
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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
August 07 2009 22:39 GMT
#6
i wouldn't pay for one, unless i was really rich and could just throw money at my schoolwork so i wouldn't have to do it. but i can't justify spending mony on something i could do myself for free, that's like paying for porn
shotz
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States122 Posts
August 07 2009 22:39 GMT
#7
lol clearly I didn't write this blog post as I would an academic paper

STUPID
the cat within
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-07 22:40:34
August 07 2009 22:39 GMT
#8
Well I hope you don't write your essays the same way you just wrote your post because that doesn't even remotely qualify as "top shit." Your arrogance exudes from you like cheap beer from a hobo.

Yea, I'm sure you don't write like in your post. But you maybe have noticed that the people who are more educated tend to write in a more educated fashion, even when its only casual.

You sound like a jackass.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
shotz
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States122 Posts
August 07 2009 22:40 GMT
#9
We've written MASTERS THESES. Peer-reviewed. Just finished a 150 paper guidance counselor shit. Cakes and peaches.

You'd be surprised at what can be done.
the cat within
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 07 2009 22:40 GMT
#10
What about cupcakes and strawberries?
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
shotz
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States122 Posts
August 07 2009 22:41 GMT
#11
WOW.

You guys really think I type blog posts on TL the same way I write papers? FORREAL? TL has some real smart dudes. But TL has some real stupid dudes too.

Thanks.
the cat within
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 07 2009 22:41 GMT
#12
You remind me of Ke422azn.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 07 2009 22:42 GMT
#13
how much do you charge approximately?
HEY MEYT
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 07 2009 22:42 GMT
#14
Would you post some pics of yourself benching 600 lbs too?
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
eatmyshorts5
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1530 Posts
August 07 2009 22:42 GMT
#15
On August 08 2009 07:41 shotz wrote:
WOW.

You guys really think I type blog posts on TL the same way I write papers? FORREAL? TL has some real smart dudes. But TL has some real stupid dudes too.

Thanks.

Give us a sample please. I would like to see what your capable of.
BF:BC2 ID: BisuStork//CJ Entusman #32
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
August 07 2009 22:43 GMT
#16
On August 08 2009 07:41 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
You remind me of Ke422azn.

LOL

I wouldn't pay someone, I just can't get over the fact that it wasn't my work, but that's me, I know plenty of people who would pay, more than a hand full.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
shotz
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States122 Posts
August 07 2009 22:44 GMT
#17
Link to the website is at the bottom of the OP. Check us out, you can even give me a call. We're based out of NYC. Samples on the website, and through e-mail, by request.

Haters, laters.
the cat within
shotz
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States122 Posts
August 07 2009 22:45 GMT
#18
Lol who's ke422azn?
the cat within
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
August 07 2009 22:45 GMT
#19
You're fucking retarded, if you type like shit on a forum what would compel me to give you money to write something good for me. Especially since this is basically an advertisement for your business. It reads like someone's dad trying to act hip. What's up DOGG man isn't school the WORST? Let's go SKATEBOARDING, HANG TEN
eatmyshorts5
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1530 Posts
August 07 2009 22:47 GMT
#20
Gonna be honest the essays are pretty high quality but also to be honest i wouldn't pay for one.
BF:BC2 ID: BisuStork//CJ Entusman #32
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