Haha this is so funny

It's almost as bad as the "11 yo college grad denounces video games"

shotz, the only disagreement I have with your service is that I might get owned by the curve if some other student has a TOP NOTCH CRAZY GOOD PROFESSIONAL paper :\

edit: luckily im not majoring in anything english related

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 07 2009 23:06 GMT

#42

On August 08 2009 07:47 eatmyshorts5 wrote:
Gonna be honest the essays are pretty high quality but also to be honest i wouldn't pay for one.

eatmyshorts baby. Thank you thank you.

Honestly, not a lot of ppl WOULD pay for an essay. Especially at the rates I charge.

Why is that though? Morals, or do you feel like you'd do a better job? Or do you feel like its wasting your hard earned money?

Deleted User 3420

24492 Posts

August 07 2009 23:07 GMT

#43

hah
i thoroughly enjoyed this blog post

illu

Canada2531 Posts

August 07 2009 23:08 GMT

#44

Obviously no. If I hired you to write my exam and you got caught, I would get expelled. I'd rather study myself than risking my future on the likes of you.

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 07 2009 23:09 GMT

#45

On August 08 2009 08:05 Fontong wrote:
Haha this is so funny

It's almost as bad as the "11 yo college grad denounces video games"

shotz, the only disagreement I have with your service is that I might get owned by the curve if some other student has a TOP NOTCH CRAZY GOOD PROFESSIONAL paper :\

edit: luckily im not majoring in anything english related

Lol your edit says it all. was just abt to say that. Most of our shit is english/philosophy/education/management/admissions stuff.

Business/math/science we get a little, but not really. But those are the subjects that utilize curves, correct?

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 07 2009 23:10 GMT

#46

On August 08 2009 08:07 travis wrote:
hah
i thoroughly enjoyed this blog post

travis, big fan. as a lurker, i've loved reading your posts and your hardboiled tude.

Snet

United States3573 Posts

August 07 2009 23:10 GMT

#47

So fuck it. I dealt drugs. I tried running some chicks; got my ass kicked. Dealt more drugs. Read books. Hundreds of them. For about a year, you couldn't find me on the street handing out white without a book in my back pocket.

You're a piece of shit.

illu

Canada2531 Posts

August 07 2009 23:11 GMT

#48

On August 08 2009 08:09 shotz wrote:

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Which is why a degree in art is a useless piece of shit. Thanks for pointing that out.

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 07 2009 23:13 GMT

#49

On August 08 2009 08:10 Snet wrote:

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You're a piece of shit.

Yeah. No you're absolutely right. It's a part of my life, and I think Emerson said somewhere that lying to yourself is the most dangerous thing (paraphrasing obviously). I did lots of shit i'm not really proud of, but it's not like I have a twisted perspective on chicks. I dig em, of course.

I do regret it.

KwarK

United States43188 Posts

August 07 2009 23:14 GMT

#50

On August 08 2009 07:57 shotz wrote:

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Kwark, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

JohnColtrane

Australia4813 Posts

August 07 2009 23:15 GMT

#51

what is running some chicks? prostitution?

JohnColtrane

Australia4813 Posts

August 07 2009 23:16 GMT

#52

On August 08 2009 08:14 Kwark wrote:

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I'm not your buddy, pal.

im not your guy, buddy

benutbutter

United States66 Posts

August 07 2009 23:17 GMT

#53

I think you're kind of arrogant and extremely unscrupulous. Nonetheless, I do like that such a business could provide a really good opportunity to learn since I'm assuming you research the papers.

Personally, I would never pay someone to write my papers.

Snet

United States3573 Posts

August 07 2009 23:18 GMT

#54

On August 08 2009 08:13 shotz wrote:

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We all have some time or another, atleast you don't try and deny it.

As far as your business, I think it's pretty sweet. I would definitely utilize something like this if I had the money. I know a couple people who would wet themselves over this, and you seem legit. Maybe I'll send them the link.

I agree with your academic views. It's just a degree. You don't really prove anything by going to college. Anyone who is not inbred retarded can put the hours in to get passing grades and get a degree. The prices are ridiculous as well.

Now all we need is a business that you can link your math homework to and have them complete it for you, lol.

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 07 2009 23:19 GMT

#55

isn't humility one of the seven deadly sins or something?

>

enthusiast

United States90 Posts

August 07 2009 23:19 GMT

#56

It's really funny to me how many people got on this guy for his posting style. When I read the first half or so, I thought, "Is this an attempted short story or something?" At least he posts with personality and substance, which is more than can be said of most TL posters. Of course, I love TL in spite of that.

Anyways, how is it that you can offer to do theses, especially in the sciences? Don't these generally require at least a year or two of study in a specific field?

I don't see anything wrong with offering or using this kind of service, but I'm pretty sure I will never use it.

Snet

United States3573 Posts

August 07 2009 23:21 GMT

#57

On August 08 2009 08:15 JohnColtrane wrote:
what is running some chicks? prostitution?

Yeah.

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 07 2009 23:21 GMT

#58

You know what the best thing is though?

You get such a variety of attitudes and perspectives on TL. Seriously. It amazes me. I had this other blog post where I first started off kinda emo about how I don't really post online, some shit about internet personality.

It's crazy though. Ppl all over the world get to see your opinion on something. It truly is an honor and a privilege.

Snet, that'd be fantastic. And thanks for the pardon.

shotz

United States122 Posts

August 07 2009 23:24 GMT

#59

On August 08 2009 08:19 enthusiast wrote:
It's really funny to me how many people got on this guy for his posting style. When I read the first half or so, I thought, "Is this an attempted short story or something?" At least he posts with personality and substance, which is more than can be said of most TL posters. Of course, I love TL in spite of that.

Anyways, how is it that you can offer to do theses, especially in the sciences? Don't these generally require at least a year or two of study in a specific field?

I don't see anything wrong with offering or using this kind of service, but I'm pretty sure I will never use it.

Well we don't take on projects we absolutely cannot handle. If we come across.. say for example, a thesis on perception and Th1 response, which is 50 pages--I ask my writer if he can handle it. If he/she says no, then I refer them to one of my competitors.

I usually know immediately when i see the project, the scope of it, etc, if my writers can handle it or not.

ForSC2

United States580 Posts

August 07 2009 23:28 GMT

#60

I'd probably worry about the professionalism even if I was pretty sure the quality was good. Because my feeling is the guy probably knows how to write a paper, but his personality is like: YO WHAT'S UP DOGG. If I got a paper from him I'd probably be looking if he wrote some shit like SEXSEXPUSSYHAIR somewhere in the middle or looking if all the first letters going down vertically from the left side said Isuckcocklol.

I'd also think that if I asked for an online class to be done I'd have to give him my personal info, which at my school the login was your SS#. I think it's more about a trust issue then a quality issue.