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shift.number
Profile Joined January 2011
Korea (South)29 Posts
January 22 2011 22:43 GMT
#3981
last week i went to a gas station and asked for $20 of gas at the register with my credit card. when i got to the gas pump i noticed the rate of gas on the pump display was $1.02 per gallon (price listed was $3.32 per gallon) but i didn't say anything and filled up the tank from almost empty to full. the pump stopped around $13 mark (car has like 14gallon tank) so i went up to the register and asked for the change from $20 she charged me earlier and got $7 credit back on the card.

tldr: i filled up a gas tank from empty to full for $13 knowing the cashier screwed up
:D
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 01:12:06
January 23 2011 01:11 GMT
#3982
i argue against everything my friends say just to cause a discussion. i find discussions a good way to kill time.
Nysze
Profile Joined July 2010
United States111 Posts
January 23 2011 01:26 GMT
#3983
On January 23 2011 10:11 lindn wrote:
i argue against everything my friends say just to cause a discussion. i find discussions a good way to kill time.


I disagree, I think discussion is a horrid way to kill time.
Well butter my biscuit
Teraldent
Profile Joined June 2010
United States89 Posts
January 23 2011 01:41 GMT
#3984
On January 23 2011 10:11 lindn wrote:
i argue against everything my friends say just to cause a discussion. i find discussions a good way to kill time.

i argue with my friends about everything just to be an asshole
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
aznagent
Profile Joined May 2010
Hong Kong166 Posts
January 23 2011 01:44 GMT
#3985
I'm gay
Quote:
erektion
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada62 Posts
January 23 2011 01:49 GMT
#3986
my friends and i decided to get together and proceed to jack off into a our own individual heavy duty sock. we then we weighed the socks and mines was the heaviest. i am now dubbed cum king
head up
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
January 23 2011 02:31 GMT
#3987
Last few posts were LOL.

When I take a piss (after having held it in for a long time) I get a really tingly, weird feeling in my bottom teeth/jaw, is something wrong?
LOUD NOISES!!!
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 02:43:03
January 23 2011 02:41 GMT
#3988
On January 23 2011 11:31 Lorken wrote:
Last few posts were LOL.

When I take a piss (after having held it in for a long time) I get a really tingly, weird feeling in my bottom teeth/jaw, is something wrong?


I don't think your supposed to drink your piss, unless your Bear Grylls.

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


And yes, the last few posts were LOL worthy.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Wheres the counter?"
synergen
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany15 Posts
January 23 2011 03:09 GMT
#3989
everytime im drunk and i have to pee i prefer to piss into the washbasins of the place im at instead of pissing into the toilet (has been happening in the houses of all of my friends+all my GFs)
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
January 23 2011 03:17 GMT
#3990
On January 23 2011 12:09 synergen wrote:
everytime im drunk and i have to pee i prefer to piss into the washbasins of the place im at instead of pissing into the toilet (has been happening in the houses of all of my friends+all my GFs)


my confession:

i have no idea what a washbasin is
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
synergen
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany15 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 03:24:07
January 23 2011 03:23 GMT
#3991
hm thats what the online dictionary told me
maybe washbowl is the right word (or lavy)

edit: im sorry for my english
NapstaR
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany128 Posts
January 23 2011 03:27 GMT
#3992
On January 23 2011 12:23 synergen wrote:
hm thats what the online dictionary told me
maybe washbowl is the right word (or lavy)

edit: im sorry for my english



you mean "sink" i think :>
eth3n
Profile Joined August 2010
718 Posts
January 23 2011 04:38 GMT
#3993
On January 23 2011 12:27 NapstaR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2011 12:23 synergen wrote:
hm thats what the online dictionary told me
maybe washbowl is the right word (or lavy)

edit: im sorry for my english



you mean "sink" i think :>


washbasin is a bit antiquated but most native english speakers got it im sure rofl
Idra Potter: I don't use avada kedavra because i have self-respect.
metamage1
Profile Joined March 2009
Canada29 Posts
January 23 2011 05:04 GMT
#3994
I don't like this thread.
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Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
January 23 2011 05:41 GMT
#3995
Teamliquid is getting more boring.
Env7
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia8 Posts
January 23 2011 06:39 GMT
#3996
When I was about 7 I ripped out my goldfishes eyes with a friend

Being able to succeed in all my classes things in school with great grades all my life has made it difficult for me to try at anything now that I really do kind of need to (studying and homework).

I am currently 16 and have almost committed suicide twice because of my dad banning me from my computer for a period of 6 months. Was like 12 at the time.

Was forced to see a psychiatrist during that time (sounds fair I guess)

I have Nihilistic view on life and consistently think about how horrible my life is and hope that it will get better. Every time I think to myself I should stop wasting my life away on video games the only thing that seems to keep me happy and do something about it. I never do :D.

My real life friends are merely people who I've slipped away from by spending time on my computer over them. The rather small group of online friends who I play with for most things and am always on vent with are really the only people I freely talk with or open up to.

I hate my dad for being successful at everything he does (probably because he commits which makes me think I should too again except I never can)

I spent 30 minutes getting my password back to write up a futile list of confessions that no one will honestly care about ^.^ (that came out longer than intended without confessing to about 3 things I can think of that I really don'y want to ) over the internet.

I use pointless faces for a reason I don't even know.
cody1024d
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
107 Posts
January 23 2011 07:05 GMT
#3997
I doubt alcohol is truly necessary in approaching new people/having a good time at bars/clubs. I think It'd be better if I didn't drink at all...then why am I so scared to try sober?
No point in half-assing it.
Kujawa
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States137 Posts
January 23 2011 07:28 GMT
#3998
i apologized for playing my race.
get the fuck out ball- hot_bid
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 08:19:29
January 23 2011 08:19 GMT
#3999
I sit though listening to the girl I like talking to me about the sex she has her boyfriend .... I'm not the boyfriend
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
January 23 2011 08:26 GMT
#4000
On January 23 2011 17:19 bITt.mAN wrote:
I sit though listening to the girl I like talking to me about the sex she has her boyfriend .... I'm not the boyfriend

sounds like fun
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
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