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Touch
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada475 Posts
January 23 2011 08:29 GMT
#4001
On January 23 2011 17:19 bITt.mAN wrote:
I sit though listening to the girl I like talking to me about the sex she has her boyfriend .... I'm not the boyfriend
Fuck man...I've been through that shit before. Get the fuck away, far, far away, you are in the friend zone shit storm.

My confession: The only thing holding me back from going to Korea and becoming a pro gamer is money, I want to be wealthy for life.
Sieg
hugman
Profile Joined June 2009
Sweden4644 Posts
January 23 2011 08:30 GMT
#4002
On January 23 2011 15:39 Env7 wrote:
When I was about 7 I ripped out my goldfishes eyes with a friend


Wtf??? You're a horrible person
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
January 23 2011 08:34 GMT
#4003
On January 23 2011 17:30 hugman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2011 15:39 Env7 wrote:
When I was about 7 I ripped out my goldfishes eyes with a friend


Wtf??? You're a horrible person

Yeah that's pretty fucked up Kids are supposed to be innocent... or at least innocent enough not to harm little "cute" animals.
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
January 23 2011 08:42 GMT
#4004
On January 17 2011 18:20 pfods wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 17:17 Shiragaku wrote:
My fuck buddies are 24 and 21 years old. I am 16. FML They gave me alcohol (nothing big since I drink wine with juice) but they gave me spice which seems harmless but that is a major drop in my life.

And I just made a recent confession that I am real nervous about my sister's bf flying me out of the state to screw hookers. How ironic.


Wait, they gave you spice? The rarest substance in the imperium? AND YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT IT?

You should be god damn lucky they just gave you spice. Not only are you going to live longer, but you just ingested something that great houses have been murdering each other over for millenia. Who the fuck do you think you are to be so non-chalent about this? baron harkonnen?

Exactly.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
FishFuzz99
Profile Joined February 2010
United States152 Posts
January 23 2011 08:55 GMT
#4005
On January 23 2011 17:34 Masamune wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2011 17:30 hugman wrote:
On January 23 2011 15:39 Env7 wrote:
When I was about 7 I ripped out my goldfishes eyes with a friend


Wtf??? You're a horrible person

Yeah that's pretty fucked up Kids are supposed to be innocent... or at least innocent enough not to harm little "cute" animals.


I was a little older than 7, but my brother and I fed goldfish to our oscars.
xceL
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia80 Posts
January 23 2011 13:51 GMT
#4006
I'm obsessively checking my gf's facebook and emails since she moved 9 hours drive away to make sure she's not getting up to no good with another guy. She doesn't know I do it..
Pathetic -.-''
Sup lol
Miicr0
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands133 Posts
January 23 2011 14:09 GMT
#4007
On January 23 2011 22:51 xceL wrote:
I'm obsessively checking my gf's facebook and emails since she moved 9 hours drive away to make sure she's not getting up to no good with another guy. She doesn't know I do it..
Pathetic -.-''


Is there a reason for you to think this? Or are you just overly jealous? If so, you might need a talk whenever she comes back. Otherwise you need to lay it off a little and have some faith, even if it is hard.

Me:
Even tough I should be studying because the coming tests will decide whether I can stay at my school I've been slacking too much.
Learning from the best is the best way of learning...
Helluva
Profile Joined September 2010
United States651 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 14:15:26
January 23 2011 14:15 GMT
#4008
Every time I tend to check what time it is.. the majority of the time the clock says: 9:11am or 9:11pm.
This has been going on for the past 6-7 years. O_O
<3
xceL
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia80 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 14:20:36
January 23 2011 14:15 GMT
#4009
On January 23 2011 23:09 Miicr0 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2011 22:51 xceL wrote:
I'm obsessively checking my gf's facebook and emails since she moved 9 hours drive away to make sure she's not getting up to no good with another guy. She doesn't know I do it..
Pathetic -.-''


Is there a reason for you to think this? Or are you just overly jealous? If so, you might need a talk whenever she comes back. Otherwise you need to lay it off a little and have some faith, even if it is hard.

Me:
Even tough I should be studying because the coming tests will decide whether I can stay at my school I've been slacking too much.

No REAL reason for thinking she'd cheat, It's just that I've just caught her out lying on so many little things that I start questioning what's true or not.
In fact having access to her e-mail account opened my eyes to how much she has lied about.
Sup lol
Helluva
Profile Joined September 2010
United States651 Posts
January 23 2011 14:24 GMT
#4010
On January 23 2011 23:15 xceL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2011 23:09 Miicr0 wrote:
On January 23 2011 22:51 xceL wrote:
I'm obsessively checking my gf's facebook and emails since she moved 9 hours drive away to make sure she's not getting up to no good with another guy. She doesn't know I do it..
Pathetic -.-''


Is there a reason for you to think this? Or are you just overly jealous? If so, you might need a talk whenever she comes back. Otherwise you need to lay it off a little and have some faith, even if it is hard.

Me:
Even tough I should be studying because the coming tests will decide whether I can stay at my school I've been slacking too much.

No REAL reason for thinking she'd cheat, It's just that I've just caught her out lying on so many little things that I start questioning what's true or not.
In fact having access to her e-mail account opened my eyes to how much she has lied about.

Then you honestly shouldn't be with her. Simple as that.
<3
ChrisXIV
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Austria3553 Posts
January 23 2011 14:24 GMT
#4011
People who need something from me (help with studying, etc...) generally try to avoid meeting with me under "normal" circumstances. And by god, they are bad at hiding the fact. I save up chat protocols of such things to confront them with it, should I get fed up with helping them - so I have an excuse.
"Just stay on 1 base, make a lot of shit, keep attacking. It doesn't work? Keep attacking." -Chill
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
January 23 2011 14:53 GMT
#4012
On January 23 2011 17:19 bITt.mAN wrote:
I sit though listening to the girl I like talking to me about the sex she has her boyfriend .... I'm not the boyfriend

You need to make her jealous.

Talk to her about all the sex you have with her boyfriend.
My strategy is to fork people.
DibujEx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Chile130 Posts
January 23 2011 15:06 GMT
#4013
I.... can't talk with a girl that I kinda like. And. it's because I don't know how to start the conversation...
;D!
3772
Profile Joined May 2010
Czech Republic434 Posts
January 23 2011 15:27 GMT
#4014
On January 23 2011 23:53 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2011 17:19 bITt.mAN wrote:
I sit though listening to the girl I like talking to me about the sex she has her boyfriend .... I'm not the boyfriend

You need to make her jealous.

Talk to her about all the sex you have with her boyfriend.

It's a trap.
Deleted User 101379
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
4849 Posts
January 23 2011 15:42 GMT
#4015
On January 23 2011 23:15 Sawyer wrote:
Every time I tend to check what time it is.. the majority of the time the clock says: 9:11am or 9:11pm.
This has been going on for the past 6-7 years. O_O


I check the clock about every second day at 13:37. Don't know why, but it happens really, really often. Or maybe i just check the clock too much at work.
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
January 23 2011 16:01 GMT
#4016
This used to be a forum I was proud of and would showcase to my friends. Now I'm ashamed of it and it's become my guilty pleasure, my bad habit and so forth.
It's better to burn out than to fade away
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
January 23 2011 16:48 GMT
#4017
- I still dont have SC2 copy even I was playing during entire beta. (playing on friends ACC)

- 4 years ago I told myself that I will lost my virginity with someone I truly love because its right thing to do. 4 weeks after I was drinking with a grill and she rapped me :o Srsly I didnt want to a have sex with her but 0.7l of vodka broke me fucking bitch a hate her !

LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
January 23 2011 16:57 GMT
#4018
On January 24 2011 00:06 DibujEx wrote:
I.... can't talk with a girl that I kinda like. And. it's because I don't know how to start the conversation...

Practice starting conversations with random other girls.
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
Malikz
Profile Joined January 2011
2 Posts
January 23 2011 17:03 GMT
#4019
im having problems handling this situation with this girl
we both like each other, but im to nervous to do anything, she always makes the first move and its difficult being funny around her at all times and sometimes im just plain boring. neither of us can drive and we go to seperate schools and I dont have a cell phone so i feel like we'd be to distant constantly to actual maintain one, or the effort wouldnt be worth it to her as i am not that much of a catch. and if we did, we'd have to go on dates / over to hang out with our parents driving us cause she lives far.

i feel like i'd regret forever not asking her out, but is it even possible ?
Wesso
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands1245 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 17:14:08
January 23 2011 17:05 GMT
#4020
On January 24 2011 02:03 Malikz wrote:
im having problems handling this situation with this girl
we both like each other, but im to nervous to do anything, she always makes the first move and its difficult being funny around her at all times and sometimes im just plain boring. neither of us can drive and we go to seperate schools and I dont have a cell phone so i feel like we'd be to distant constantly to actual maintain one, or the effort wouldnt be worth it to her as i am not that much of a catch. and if we did, we'd have to go on dates / over to hang out with our parents driving us cause she lives far.

i feel like i'd regret forever not asking her out, but is it even possible ?


And the reason to not try is?

EDIT: I know that if I like a girl and she likes me, I would always try, unless I would (almost) never see her again
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