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FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
January 19 2011 10:10 GMT
#3961
On January 19 2011 05:02 couches wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 22:18 JMave wrote:
i met a really nice girl at work and even though it seems like i don't really care, i really do inside.

i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend.

If you have a real job do not go for it.

If it's just a job to get you by until better things come around then go for it. Even if she has a BF it ain't like she has an engagement ring on her, still ain't off limits.


If its a real job, you should be quite sure she has a crush on you aswell before making a move. Sounds like a stupid quotation, but "Never fuck in business" prevails...
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Electric.Jesus
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany755 Posts
January 19 2011 10:35 GMT
#3962
On January 19 2011 19:10 FetTerBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2011 05:02 couches wrote:
On January 17 2011 22:18 JMave wrote:
i met a really nice girl at work and even though it seems like i don't really care, i really do inside.

i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend.

If you have a real job do not go for it.

If it's just a job to get you by until better things come around then go for it. Even if she has a BF it ain't like she has an engagement ring on her, still ain't off limits.


If its a real job, you should be quite sure she has a crush on you aswell before making a move. Sounds like a stupid quotation, but "Never fuck in business" prevails...


Yap, this will onyl end in tears and awkward moments, take my word for it, I know what I a talking about.
"Sir, the enemy has us sourrounded" - "Excellent, now we can attack in any direction!"
BritishBeef
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom372 Posts
January 19 2011 10:55 GMT
#3963
On January 18 2011 01:51 mcbrite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 01:40 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
On January 17 2011 23:46 FetTerBender wrote:
On January 17 2011 23:43 NapstaR wrote:
I drive as fast as i can on the highway (->germany so sometimes no speed limit) at almost any weather savely because i love driving fast.


Autobahn rocks. 200 km/h seems surreal for most countries, typical Germans reaction: Challenge accepted :D


Ludacris : going 100 mph on highway (saying he's really fast)

Me: mmmppfff grgrgrr waahahaha :D

100mph = 150 km/h
me -> 200 km/h
so this is sort of a confession as well i guess.


200 is for beginners... My Evo does 270... *posing* ;-D


As for my confession:
I hate about half of the moderators on here because they are bitter nerds that derive the little joy they have in life by shitting on people... I love the other half because they make this a decent forum...


lol you got balls even if i had a issue with a banling or mod id still appreciate them looking after the site
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
January 19 2011 11:06 GMT
#3964
On January 19 2011 19:55 BritishBeef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 01:51 mcbrite wrote:
On January 18 2011 01:40 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
On January 17 2011 23:46 FetTerBender wrote:
On January 17 2011 23:43 NapstaR wrote:
I drive as fast as i can on the highway (->germany so sometimes no speed limit) at almost any weather savely because i love driving fast.


Autobahn rocks. 200 km/h seems surreal for most countries, typical Germans reaction: Challenge accepted :D


Ludacris : going 100 mph on highway (saying he's really fast)

Me: mmmppfff grgrgrr waahahaha :D

100mph = 150 km/h
me -> 200 km/h
so this is sort of a confession as well i guess.


200 is for beginners... My Evo does 270... *posing* ;-D


As for my confession:
I hate about half of the moderators on here because they are bitter nerds that derive the little joy they have in life by shitting on people... I love the other half because they make this a decent forum...


lol you got balls even if i had a issue with a banling or mod id still appreciate them looking after the site


On a related note: I love Manifesto7 and Kennigit for the comments when they ban people, sometimes the most hilarious moment of the day is reading the automated banlist

Mmh, must confess stuff now.

Here we go: Sometimes, a wild sensation arises in my pants, and even altough i am at work... I cannot stand it and check my iPhone for who messaged me!

Dirty mind, are you not?


There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
January 19 2011 11:44 GMT
#3965
+ Show Spoiler +
On January 19 2011 20:06 FetTerBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2011 19:55 BritishBeef wrote:
On January 18 2011 01:51 mcbrite wrote:
On January 18 2011 01:40 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
On January 17 2011 23:46 FetTerBender wrote:
On January 17 2011 23:43 NapstaR wrote:
I drive as fast as i can on the highway (->germany so sometimes no speed limit) at almost any weather savely because i love driving fast.


Autobahn rocks. 200 km/h seems surreal for most countries, typical Germans reaction: Challenge accepted :D


Ludacris : going 100 mph on highway (saying he's really fast)

Me: mmmppfff grgrgrr waahahaha :D

100mph = 150 km/h
me -> 200 km/h
so this is sort of a confession as well i guess.


200 is for beginners... My Evo does 270... *posing* ;-D


As for my confession:
I hate about half of the moderators on here because they are bitter nerds that derive the little joy they have in life by shitting on people... I love the other half because they make this a decent forum...


lol you got balls even if i had a issue with a banling or mod id still appreciate them looking after the site


On a related note: I love Manifesto7 and Kennigit for the comments when they ban people, sometimes the most hilarious moment of the day is reading the automated banlist

Mmh, must confess stuff now.

Here we go: Sometimes, a wild sensation arises in my pants, and even altough i am at work... I cannot stand it and check my iPhone for who messaged me!

Dirty mind, are you not?




You had me touching myself there =(
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
Origiral
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)106 Posts
January 19 2011 12:07 GMT
#3966
i think im cool
hello
TheSugarRay
Profile Joined January 2011
United States10 Posts
January 19 2011 13:04 GMT
#3967
I had a one night stand with a hot girl that was replacing me at my place of employment. Left my watch at her place accentually, She brought it back to me the next day and we started hanging out, and she visited me while I was out of state. And now we've been dating for six months.

Everyone should have a one night stand, and if shes cool see her again.
Sap'n Ma sentry
judytuna
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States217 Posts
January 19 2011 15:53 GMT
#3968
On January 08 2011 10:16 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 08 2011 00:33 OriX wrote:
I put the screw in the Tuna.

WHAT THE FUCK


Yeah, what's this supposed to mean?!?! As a tuna and a human being, I am sad and disappointed to hear your words

On to the point of the thread...
I don't think my pills are working.
it's great to be known, but it's even better to be known as strange. -takeshi kaga
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
January 19 2011 16:45 GMT
#3969
sometimes when im eating i get REALLY ANGRY that i cant shovel it quickly enough into my mouth, like road rage but with food....i really like to stuff my face sometimes and go apeshit when it keeps falling off the fork
Bibdy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States3481 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-19 16:57:29
January 19 2011 16:54 GMT
#3970
People sometimes tell me I have a condescending attitude and that I tend to interrupt people. I can see it annoy people from time to time, which leads into stupid arguments that I usually just back away from. But, I observe others interrupting me just as often and I cannot for the life of me figure out what I'm doing or saying to trigger these reactions from people.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
January 20 2011 07:11 GMT
#3971
I'm not interested in my potential college major. I want to be a writer when I grow up.
Twistacles
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1327 Posts
January 20 2011 07:27 GMT
#3972
On January 17 2011 00:37 Steel wrote:
I rather be alone than with my girlfriend

LOL
"If you don't give a shit which gum you buy, get stride" - Tyler
Puppeteer
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium9 Posts
January 20 2011 10:30 GMT
#3973
On January 20 2011 01:45 luckyseven wrote:
sometimes when im eating i get REALLY ANGRY that i cant shovel it quickly enough into my mouth, like road rage but with food....i really like to stuff my face sometimes and go apeshit when it keeps falling off the fork


That is without a doubt the most funny thing I read in this thread for the last couple of weeks.
They say ignorance is bliss. Is it true?
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
January 20 2011 22:05 GMT
#3974
I'd rather stay at home and game than werk
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
January 21 2011 11:33 GMT
#3975
It's 12.30 am and my flatmate decided to randomly come into my room, I happened to be wanking to some pretty hardcore porn. Trouble is, I don't know which flatmate it was cos they left so quickly.
L
O
L
...seriously though I hope it wasn't my female flatmate.
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
Lord_of_Chaos
Profile Joined June 2007
Sweden372 Posts
January 21 2011 11:42 GMT
#3976
On January 20 2011 01:45 luckyseven wrote:
sometimes when im eating i get REALLY ANGRY that i cant shovel it quickly enough into my mouth, like road rage but with food....i really like to stuff my face sometimes and go apeshit when it keeps falling off the fork

Solution: Use a spoon.
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
January 21 2011 11:52 GMT
#3977
On January 21 2011 20:42 Lord_of_Chaos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2011 01:45 luckyseven wrote:
sometimes when im eating i get REALLY ANGRY that i cant shovel it quickly enough into my mouth, like road rage but with food....i really like to stuff my face sometimes and go apeshit when it keeps falling off the fork

Solution: Use a spoon.

or a funnel
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
HuggyBear
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia377 Posts
January 21 2011 13:36 GMT
#3978
On January 21 2011 20:52 ThunderGod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2011 20:42 Lord_of_Chaos wrote:
On January 20 2011 01:45 luckyseven wrote:
sometimes when im eating i get REALLY ANGRY that i cant shovel it quickly enough into my mouth, like road rage but with food....i really like to stuff my face sometimes and go apeshit when it keeps falling off the fork

Solution: Use a spoon.

or a funnel


Use a blender, show that thing who's boss
"Sleeping with SeLeCT is Standard. Once you've slept with Day9 everything else is just ..." - CatZ
DoA.DawN
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany61 Posts
January 21 2011 13:38 GMT
#3979
i love my best friends ex.
Aeropunk
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia255 Posts
January 21 2011 14:13 GMT
#3980
You do not want to know...
...Oh wait, yes you do!

I just got some chamois (anti-chafe) creme last week for when I go cycling, and so I tried it out and it really makes the longer rides more enjoyable/bearable (depends on the distance).

So being summer down here it got REALLY hot a few of days ago and well, I started getting a bit of chafing downstairs, so I thought, why not try some more? Been using it everyday for a few days now.
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