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slip.
Profile Joined July 2010
United States50 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-17 08:51:01
January 17 2011 08:49 GMT
#3921
Because of how dumb you sounded...either you were trying to be completely ridiculous....or you're just a dumb 16 year old who doesnt even know what irony means.

edit: "and nothing big since i already drink wine with juice" ROFL
smoke-->drink-->craft
Ryndika
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1489 Posts
January 17 2011 09:13 GMT
#3922
On January 17 2011 17:49 slip. wrote:
edit: "and nothing big since i already drink wine with juice" ROFL


I belive that was just a metaphor.
as useful as teasalt
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
January 17 2011 09:20 GMT
#3923
On January 17 2011 17:17 Shiragaku wrote:
My fuck buddies are 24 and 21 years old. I am 16. FML They gave me alcohol (nothing big since I drink wine with juice) but they gave me spice which seems harmless but that is a major drop in my life.

And I just made a recent confession that I am real nervous about my sister's bf flying me out of the state to screw hookers. How ironic.


Wait, they gave you spice? The rarest substance in the imperium? AND YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT IT?

You should be god damn lucky they just gave you spice. Not only are you going to live longer, but you just ingested something that great houses have been murdering each other over for millenia. Who the fuck do you think you are to be so non-chalent about this? baron harkonnen?
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
January 17 2011 09:24 GMT
#3924
On January 17 2011 17:37 Shiragaku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 17:35 slip. wrote:
On January 17 2011 17:17 Shiragaku wrote:
My fuck buddies are 24 and 21 years old. I am 16. FML They gave me alcohol (nothing big since I drink wine with juice) but they gave me spice which seems harmless but that is a major drop in my life.

And I just made a recent confession that I am real nervous about my sister's bf flying me out of the state to screw hookers. How ironic.




.......? attempt at humor or something?

Err...not at all. How does this seem like an attempt at comedy?

Yeah
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
January 17 2011 11:03 GMT
#3925
On January 12 2011 09:18 Scap wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On January 12 2011 09:14 LazyMacro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 12 2011 09:13 Scap wrote:
I'm going to graduate school in part because I need to get a better degree than my older brother. JD? I RAISE YOU PH.D IN CHEM MOTHER FUCKER
I'm the ignored son in the family, and while it's great for doing things on your own, it sucks because your family doesn't account for you during family events.

What do you mean they don't account for you?

If there's a family event and they're getting food, they'll tend to forget that I'm around. Thus you get things like, everyone gets awesome food for dinner then I toast myself a bagel for dinner \m/, fuck yeah, bagels.
And it's not like I'm not home a lot, I try to interact and what not, they just seem to forget I'm around.


I know this shit, haha!

I resolved it with ease, thou. I stopped bringing things along aswell, like when i went to buy groceries i didnt ask them if they would need any and just shop for myself etc., when they asked why i didnt bring their stuff along i told them that i wont bring shit along because they leave me out. Now they ask me if i need or want something when they get something and vice versa.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
asdfVSqwert
Profile Joined July 2006
Germany174 Posts
January 17 2011 11:55 GMT
#3926
I was driving car for about 1 hour while I was on mushrooms. I was driving perfectly...atleast my friends were saying that.
1# Fan of myself
sharky246
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1197 Posts
January 17 2011 11:58 GMT
#3927
I have found a way to bypass TL bans, now nothing will stop me now muhuhuaha
On January 03 2011 13:14 IdrA wrote: being high on the ladder doesnt get you any closer to your goal. Avoiding practice to protect your rating is absurd. If you want to be good go play 40 games a day and stop thinking about becoming a pro.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1803 Posts
January 17 2011 13:18 GMT
#3928
i met a really nice girl at work and even though it seems like i don't really care, i really do inside.

i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
January 17 2011 13:26 GMT
#3929
On January 17 2011 22:18 JMave wrote:
i met a really nice girl at work and even though it seems like i don't really care, i really do inside.

i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend.



The way you do is: You just start talking about something about you're friends girlfriends, how crazy they are or whatever... Just make something up. Then you say " Who is you're lucky one?"
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
January 17 2011 13:27 GMT
#3930
On January 17 2011 20:58 frodoguy wrote:
I have found a way to bypass TL bans, now nothing will stop me now muhuhuaha

It was best you kept it to yourself. If you directly challenge R1CH, he will destroy you.
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Elegance
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada917 Posts
January 17 2011 13:30 GMT
#3931
On January 17 2011 22:27 da_head wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 20:58 frodoguy wrote:
I have found a way to bypass TL bans, now nothing will stop me now muhuhuaha

It was best you kept it to yourself. If you directly challenge R1CH, he will destroy you.

Too late
Power of Ze
fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
January 17 2011 13:38 GMT
#3932
On January 17 2011 00:37 Steel wrote:
I rather be alone than with my girlfriend


In my last relationship, I prefered to be alone for the most of the time too. I love solitude.

Eventually we broke up though, hopefully your girlfriend is more understanding than my ex was:p
Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
January 17 2011 13:53 GMT
#3933
On January 17 2011 22:18 JMave wrote:
i met a really nice girl at work and even though it seems like i don't really care, i really do inside.

i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend.



Trust me on this one. Like really trust me on this. Flirt casually. If she has a boyfriend she'll mention it. If she doesn't you're allowed to keep going.

When you bring the topic up you lose points. It's true.



Source: I mess about with these things when I get bored.
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
January 17 2011 14:13 GMT
#3934
On January 17 2011 17:17 gulati wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 17:05 Thadorus wrote:
On January 17 2011 16:06 gulati wrote:
I spent more time per minute on TeamLiquid today than I spend showering in an entire week.


i cant figure out what this means


:\ you have my sincerest condolences for your lack of literacy.


I can't either and it's bugging me, what does it mean? I would assume it's wrong, but you seem pretty confident it actually means something.
Adonai bless
acidfreak
Profile Joined November 2010
Romania352 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-17 14:20:34
January 17 2011 14:20 GMT
#3935
I have severe hypochondria but at the same time love almost any mind altering substance.
You can't out-think the swarm, you can't out-maneuver the swarm, and you certainly can't break the morale of the swarm.
ludic123
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway161 Posts
January 17 2011 14:34 GMT
#3936
On January 17 2011 23:13 XeliN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 17:17 gulati wrote:
On January 17 2011 17:05 Thadorus wrote:
On January 17 2011 16:06 gulati wrote:
I spent more time per minute on TeamLiquid today than I spend showering in an entire week.


i cant figure out what this means


:\ you have my sincerest condolences for your lack of literacy.


I can't either and it's bugging me, what does it mean? I would assume it's wrong, but you seem pretty confident it actually means something.


He's basically using minutes as a measurement of how much time he's spending on teamliquid. Like, say, I spend 36 seconds per minute on tl. Just a really bizarre way of referencing time.
NapstaR
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany128 Posts
January 17 2011 14:43 GMT
#3937
I drive as fast as i can on the highway (->germany so sometimes no speed limit) at almost any weather savely because i love driving fast.
Node
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States2159 Posts
January 17 2011 14:45 GMT
#3938
When I walk to school, anytime nobody's around me I belt out the lyrics to the song I'm currently listening to. I'm a horrible singer. Good times ensue when bicyclists come up behind me to pass.
whole lies with a half smile
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
January 17 2011 14:46 GMT
#3939
On January 17 2011 23:43 NapstaR wrote:
I drive as fast as i can on the highway (->germany so sometimes no speed limit) at almost any weather savely because i love driving fast.


Autobahn rocks. 200 km/h seems surreal for most countries, typical Germans reaction: Challenge accepted :D

There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
January 17 2011 16:40 GMT
#3940
On January 17 2011 23:46 FetTerBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 23:43 NapstaR wrote:
I drive as fast as i can on the highway (->germany so sometimes no speed limit) at almost any weather savely because i love driving fast.


Autobahn rocks. 200 km/h seems surreal for most countries, typical Germans reaction: Challenge accepted :D


Ludacris : going 100 mph on highway (saying he's really fast)

Me: mmmppfff grgrgrr waahahaha :D

100mph = 150 km/h
me -> 200 km/h
so this is sort of a confession as well i guess.
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