EPTedit: "and nothing big since i already drink wine with juice" ROFL
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slip.
United States50 Posts
edit: "and nothing big since i already drink wine with juice" ROFL | ||
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Ryndika
1489 Posts
On January 17 2011 17:49 slip. wrote: edit: "and nothing big since i already drink wine with juice" ROFL I belive that was just a metaphor. | ||
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pfods
United States895 Posts
On January 17 2011 17:17 Shiragaku wrote: My fuck buddies are 24 and 21 years old. I am 16. FML They gave me alcohol (nothing big since I drink wine with juice) but they gave me spice which seems harmless but that is a major drop in my life. And I just made a recent confession that I am real nervous about my sister's bf flying me out of the state to screw hookers. How ironic. Wait, they gave you spice? The rarest substance in the imperium? AND YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT IT? You should be god damn lucky they just gave you spice. Not only are you going to live longer, but you just ingested something that great houses have been murdering each other over for millenia. Who the fuck do you think you are to be so non-chalent about this? baron harkonnen? | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
On January 17 2011 17:37 Shiragaku wrote: Err...not at all. How does this seem like an attempt at comedy? Yeah | ||
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FetTerBender
Germany1393 Posts
On January 12 2011 09:18 Scap wrote: + Show Spoiler + On January 12 2011 09:14 LazyMacro wrote: What do you mean they don't account for you? If there's a family event and they're getting food, they'll tend to forget that I'm around. Thus you get things like, everyone gets awesome food for dinner then I toast myself a bagel for dinner \m/, fuck yeah, bagels. And it's not like I'm not home a lot, I try to interact and what not, they just seem to forget I'm around. I know this shit, haha! I resolved it with ease, thou. I stopped bringing things along aswell, like when i went to buy groceries i didnt ask them if they would need any and just shop for myself etc., when they asked why i didnt bring their stuff along i told them that i wont bring shit along because they leave me out. Now they ask me if i need or want something when they get something and vice versa. | ||
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asdfVSqwert
Germany174 Posts
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sharky246
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JMave
Singapore1806 Posts
i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend. | ||
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BaltA
Norway849 Posts
On January 17 2011 22:18 JMave wrote: i met a really nice girl at work and even though it seems like i don't really care, i really do inside. i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend. The way you do is: You just start talking about something about you're friends girlfriends, how crazy they are or whatever... Just make something up. Then you say " Who is you're lucky one?" | ||
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
On January 17 2011 20:58 frodoguy wrote: I have found a way to bypass TL bans, now nothing will stop me now muhuhuaha It was best you kept it to yourself. If you directly challenge R1CH, he will destroy you. | ||
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Elegance
Canada917 Posts
On January 17 2011 22:27 da_head wrote: It was best you kept it to yourself. If you directly challenge R1CH, he will destroy you. Too late | ||
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fabulously
Norway724 Posts
On January 17 2011 00:37 Steel wrote: I rather be alone than with my girlfriend In my last relationship, I prefered to be alone for the most of the time too. I love solitude. Eventually we broke up though, hopefully your girlfriend is more understanding than my ex was:p | ||
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SockMonkey
United Kingdom88 Posts
On January 17 2011 22:18 JMave wrote: i met a really nice girl at work and even though it seems like i don't really care, i really do inside. i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend. Trust me on this one. Like really trust me on this. Flirt casually. If she has a boyfriend she'll mention it. If she doesn't you're allowed to keep going. When you bring the topic up you lose points. It's true. Source: I mess about with these things when I get bored. | ||
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XeliN
United Kingdom1755 Posts
On January 17 2011 17:17 gulati wrote: :\ you have my sincerest condolences for your lack of literacy. I can't either and it's bugging me, what does it mean? I would assume it's wrong, but you seem pretty confident it actually means something. | ||
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acidfreak
Romania352 Posts
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ludic123
Norway161 Posts
On January 17 2011 23:13 XeliN wrote: I can't either and it's bugging me, what does it mean? I would assume it's wrong, but you seem pretty confident it actually means something. He's basically using minutes as a measurement of how much time he's spending on teamliquid. Like, say, I spend 36 seconds per minute on tl. Just a really bizarre way of referencing time. | ||
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NapstaR
Germany128 Posts
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Node
United States2159 Posts
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FetTerBender
Germany1393 Posts
On January 17 2011 23:43 NapstaR wrote: I drive as fast as i can on the highway (->germany so sometimes no speed limit) at almost any weather savely because i love driving fast. Autobahn rocks. 200 km/h seems surreal for most countries, typical Germans reaction: Challenge accepted :D | ||
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Kleinmuuhg
Vanuatu4091 Posts
On January 17 2011 23:46 FetTerBender wrote: Autobahn rocks. 200 km/h seems surreal for most countries, typical Germans reaction: Challenge accepted :D Ludacris : going 100 mph on highway (saying he's really fast) Me: mmmppfff grgrgrr waahahaha :D 100mph = 150 km/h me -> 200 km/h so this is sort of a confession as well i guess. | ||
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