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Secret_24
Profile Joined November 2010
United States9 Posts
January 16 2011 22:58 GMT
#3901
I poo daily.
Why you gotta make everything all complicated?
warmGun
Profile Joined August 2010
United States57 Posts
January 16 2011 22:59 GMT
#3902
On January 17 2011 07:55 RoTaNiMoD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 07:43 SockMonkey wrote:
On January 17 2011 06:18 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:
On January 17 2011 06:09 SareBear wrote:
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.


im not actually a bear

I'm not Crazy, nor am I a "F1r3f0x".


i'm not actually a monkey


I am actually a dominator.

I'm actually a nugMarm.
TheKanAry
Profile Joined August 2010
United States149 Posts
January 17 2011 05:21 GMT
#3903
On January 17 2011 07:59 warmGun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 07:55 RoTaNiMoD wrote:
On January 17 2011 07:43 SockMonkey wrote:
On January 17 2011 06:18 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:
On January 17 2011 06:09 SareBear wrote:
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.


im not actually a bear

I'm not Crazy, nor am I a "F1r3f0x".


i'm not actually a monkey


I am actually a dominator.

I'm actually a nugMarm.


I'm not actually a canary, or a 'the'.
those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
slip.
Profile Joined July 2010
United States50 Posts
January 17 2011 05:33 GMT
#3904
Im actually iDra posing as a normal noob like you all to learn social skills
smoke-->drink-->craft
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
January 17 2011 05:42 GMT
#3905
On January 17 2011 14:21 TheKanAry wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 07:59 warmGun wrote:
On January 17 2011 07:55 RoTaNiMoD wrote:
On January 17 2011 07:43 SockMonkey wrote:
On January 17 2011 06:18 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:
On January 17 2011 06:09 SareBear wrote:
On June 13 2009 17:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm not actually a walrus.


im not actually a bear

I'm not Crazy, nor am I a "F1r3f0x".


i'm not actually a monkey


I am actually a dominator.

I'm actually a nugMarm.


I'm not actually a canary, or a 'the'.

I'm not actually in n.die (application pending)
Also ^ IdrA... just saying
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
eth3n
Profile Joined August 2010
718 Posts
January 17 2011 05:45 GMT
#3906
On January 17 2011 14:33 slip. wrote:
Im actually iDra posing as a normal noob like you all to learn social skills

the mis-capitalization makes it even more awesome XD
Idra Potter: I don't use avada kedavra because i have self-respect.
Kesler
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada175 Posts
January 17 2011 05:46 GMT
#3907
On January 17 2011 07:58 Secret_24 wrote:
I poo daily.


for 2010 i kept a log of how many times i pooed
820 was the total i think that works out to be 2.25 a day
what do you mean barq's has bite?!
cody1024d
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
107 Posts
January 17 2011 05:56 GMT
#3908
I'm questioning my relationship right now. And am wondering why I am doing this...Is it some biological need, or is this girl actually worth it?
No point in half-assing it.
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-17 06:03:20
January 17 2011 06:02 GMT
#3909
I enjoy taking a crap and have good discussions about [crapping] with RL friends sometimes.

EDIT: I don't know if I used the [] brackets properly, I was trying to sound smart, correct me if I did it wrong.
LOUD NOISES!!!
MIsterToto
Profile Joined November 2010
Argentina47 Posts
January 17 2011 07:02 GMT
#3910

EDIT: I don't know if I used the [] brackets properly, I was trying to sound smart, correct me if I did it wrong.

The [] brackets are for adding something that was implicitly understood in a previous text when you quote it. So yes, it's wrong XD Well, at least that's the rule in spanish.

I thought my first gilrfriend was my age (17 at the moment) but later found out she was 13. I'm telling you, she was HOT for that age.
Perón cumple, Evita dignifica.
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
January 17 2011 07:06 GMT
#3911
Lately I feel really guilty for leaving the FlaSh project unfinished, but I'm too nervous to deliver it -_-
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
gulati
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2241 Posts
January 17 2011 07:06 GMT
#3912
I spent more time per minute on TeamLiquid today than I spend showering in an entire week.
C r u m b l i n g
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
January 17 2011 07:54 GMT
#3913
On January 17 2011 16:06 gulati wrote:
I spent more time per minute on TeamLiquid today than I spend showering in an entire week.

Same
LOUD NOISES!!!
Thadorus
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada136 Posts
January 17 2011 08:05 GMT
#3914
On January 17 2011 16:06 gulati wrote:
I spent more time per minute on TeamLiquid today than I spend showering in an entire week.


i cant figure out what this means
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
January 17 2011 08:08 GMT
#3915
I'm inclined to notice good features other guys have and often times when I mention it to them or anyone else I am perceived as gay.
Xtal
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Haiti385 Posts
January 17 2011 08:15 GMT
#3916
i suffer from anorexia nervosa
Have you ever heard the story, about the Zergling and the Probe? The Probe didn't make it across the creep.
gulati
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2241 Posts
January 17 2011 08:17 GMT
#3917
On January 17 2011 17:05 Thadorus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 16:06 gulati wrote:
I spent more time per minute on TeamLiquid today than I spend showering in an entire week.


i cant figure out what this means


:\ you have my sincerest condolences for your lack of literacy.
C r u m b l i n g
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-17 08:22:59
January 17 2011 08:17 GMT
#3918
My fuck buddies are 24 and 21 years old. I am 16. FML They gave me alcohol (nothing big since I drink wine with juice) but they gave me spice which seems harmless but that is a major drop in my life.

And I just made a recent confession that I am real nervous about my sister's bf flying me out of the state to screw hookers. How ironic.
slip.
Profile Joined July 2010
United States50 Posts
January 17 2011 08:35 GMT
#3919
On January 17 2011 17:17 Shiragaku wrote:
My fuck buddies are 24 and 21 years old. I am 16. FML They gave me alcohol (nothing big since I drink wine with juice) but they gave me spice which seems harmless but that is a major drop in my life.

And I just made a recent confession that I am real nervous about my sister's bf flying me out of the state to screw hookers. How ironic.




.......? attempt at humor or something?
smoke-->drink-->craft
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
January 17 2011 08:37 GMT
#3920
On January 17 2011 17:35 slip. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 17:17 Shiragaku wrote:
My fuck buddies are 24 and 21 years old. I am 16. FML They gave me alcohol (nothing big since I drink wine with juice) but they gave me spice which seems harmless but that is a major drop in my life.

And I just made a recent confession that I am real nervous about my sister's bf flying me out of the state to screw hookers. How ironic.




.......? attempt at humor or something?

Err...not at all. How does this seem like an attempt at comedy?
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