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mcbrite
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany229 Posts
January 17 2011 16:51 GMT
#3941
On January 18 2011 01:40 Kleinmuuhg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 23:46 FetTerBender wrote:
On January 17 2011 23:43 NapstaR wrote:
I drive as fast as i can on the highway (->germany so sometimes no speed limit) at almost any weather savely because i love driving fast.


Autobahn rocks. 200 km/h seems surreal for most countries, typical Germans reaction: Challenge accepted :D


Ludacris : going 100 mph on highway (saying he's really fast)

Me: mmmppfff grgrgrr waahahaha :D

100mph = 150 km/h
me -> 200 km/h
so this is sort of a confession as well i guess.


200 is for beginners... My Evo does 270... *posing* ;-D


As for my confession:
I hate about half of the moderators on here because they are bitter nerds that derive the little joy they have in life by shitting on people... I love the other half because they make this a decent forum...
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
January 17 2011 16:52 GMT
#3942
when anyone's on my computer i rush them off because i have nothing to do
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
Facedriller
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden275 Posts
January 17 2011 17:15 GMT
#3943
There's a girl in my class that i REALLY like, but i'm too much of a coward to sit down and have a real conversation with her... god i'm a pussy.
A Marine walks into a bar and says: "Where's the counter?"
Electric.Jesus
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany755 Posts
January 18 2011 00:46 GMT
#3944
I get annoyed when female students dress sexily for oral exams in order to get better grades. I actually end up being more strict and critical because I hate being manipulated.
"Sir, the enemy has us sourrounded" - "Excellent, now we can attack in any direction!"
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
January 18 2011 00:52 GMT
#3945
Damn I'm feeling like a baller, but at the same time sad for myself; since the new semester started I've been hitting on other chicks, but neglecting the one that I actually want... the one that would understand/relate to me the most.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
EventHorizoN
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany101 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-18 15:53:13
January 18 2011 15:53 GMT
#3946
Damn I'm feeling like a baller, but at the same time sad for myself; since the new semester started I've been hitting on other chicks, but neglecting the one that I actually want... the one that would understand/relate to me the most.


Man you're awesome. Know that too.
Urlacher
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
January 18 2011 16:02 GMT
#3947
On January 18 2011 09:46 Electric.Jesus wrote:
I get annoyed when female students dress sexily for oral exams in order to get better grades. I actually end up being more strict and critical because I hate being manipulated.

Are you like a college professor playing star craft?
DemiAlbedo
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada69 Posts
January 18 2011 16:47 GMT
#3948
When I was like 11-12 I broke the stair banister running down the stairs. I was able to "jerry rig" it back into place so it "appeared fine". When my Dad walked up the stairs and touched the banister it fell off the wall and he thought he broke it. I neglected to correct him.
couches
Profile Joined November 2010
618 Posts
January 18 2011 20:02 GMT
#3949
On January 17 2011 22:18 JMave wrote:
i met a really nice girl at work and even though it seems like i don't really care, i really do inside.

i really want to make the first move but i'm afraid that she might have a boyfriend.

If you have a real job do not go for it.

If it's just a job to get you by until better things come around then go for it. Even if she has a BF it ain't like she has an engagement ring on her, still ain't off limits.
BuuGhost
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands340 Posts
January 18 2011 20:22 GMT
#3950
Sometimes i can't tell if girls are joking or speaking the truth.
Usually when i walk around i hear "He looks good" or "He is really handsome".
But i think im about below average looking so i take it at sarcasm. and just suppose they will come to me if they want a form of relationship.

Probably not my best choice, But i'm moving in half a year so im not looking for a sticky relationship. Unless its a girl of my dreams.
"Kinda like this thing but there’s something you should know, I just came to say hello."
Miicr0
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands133 Posts
January 18 2011 20:42 GMT
#3951
On January 17 2011 23:45 Node wrote:
When I walk to school, anytime nobody's around me I belt out the lyrics to the song I'm currently listening to. I'm a horrible singer. Good times ensue when bicyclists come up behind me to pass.


I do this in my car and when i'm waiting for the bus. In my car i'm really singing out loud but at the bus stop i'm casually humming and mouthing the lyrics. Ofcourse when i'm in public i'm constantly checking if theres nobody around. but it has gotten awkward before.
Learning from the best is the best way of learning...
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
January 18 2011 20:45 GMT
#3952
On January 19 2011 05:42 Miicr0 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2011 23:45 Node wrote:
When I walk to school, anytime nobody's around me I belt out the lyrics to the song I'm currently listening to. I'm a horrible singer. Good times ensue when bicyclists come up behind me to pass.


I do this in my car and when i'm waiting for the bus. In my car i'm really singing out loud but at the bus stop i'm casually humming and mouthing the lyrics. Ofcourse when i'm in public i'm constantly checking if theres nobody around. but it has gotten awkward before.

I do this when bicycling :D
In the woods, there lurks..
scDeluX
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada1341 Posts
January 18 2011 20:47 GMT
#3953
1. My TL.net browsing time as been significantly reduce since I've found reddit.com

2. Since I browse from work, I still have plenty of times for both.
Brood War is forever
GullyFoyle
Profile Joined October 2010
United States103 Posts
January 18 2011 21:11 GMT
#3954
I'm part of an organ-transplant team (cardiopulmonary), but I'm not an organ donor myself. And I'm not even sure why not...
He was one hundred and seventy days dying and not yet dead...
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
January 18 2011 21:32 GMT
#3955
On January 19 2011 05:22 BuuGhost wrote:
Sometimes i can't tell if girls are joking or speaking the truth.
Usually when i walk around i hear "He looks good" or "He is really handsome".
But i think im about below average looking so i take it at sarcasm. and just suppose they will come to me if they want a form of relationship.

Probably not my best choice, But i'm moving in half a year so im not looking for a sticky relationship. Unless its a girl of my dreams.

Dude, I used to feel the same way, like chicks used to ask me if I was single quite often, but I always thought they were somehow insulting me. I think it was through years of sitting alone, with more in game friends than RL ones (even they seemed like better friends when talking on MSN than at someone's place) that kinda killed my self confidence. But really, girls are just as scared as you to approach, my girlfriend (first) had to approach me and she said it took her like 2 months to build up enough confidence, even though I liked her for almost 6 months longer, but never did anything . But really, if you think a girl is worth your time (or whatever) you might as well do something about it, because you don't lose anything from it, although that's so much easier to say than do.
LOUD NOISES!!!
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
January 18 2011 21:55 GMT
#3956
If I start eating nuts (Peanuts, Cashews, Almonds) or pretzels, I can't stop until either they are all gone or i need to leave.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
PaPoolee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Netherlands660 Posts
January 18 2011 21:58 GMT
#3957
I recently downloaded all Disney movies since like 1947 or something, and I've watched like 3 of them already! my favorite Disney movie is Peterpan :D!.
HuggyBear
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia377 Posts
January 19 2011 02:11 GMT
#3958
On January 19 2011 06:58 PaPoolee wrote:
I recently downloaded all Disney movies since like 1947 or something, and I've watched like 3 of them already! my favorite Disney movie is Peterpan :D!.


Go out and watch Tangled. Its a good Disney twist to a classic story =)
"Sleeping with SeLeCT is Standard. Once you've slept with Day9 everything else is just ..." - CatZ
S.dragon
Profile Joined December 2010
United States20 Posts
January 19 2011 05:50 GMT
#3959
Apparently when I'm next to a beautiful girl... I can think of absolutely nothing to say... When they leave I have everything to talk about. One of these days *sigh*.
We must keep on evolving
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-19 09:31:37
January 19 2011 09:28 GMT
#3960
I'm more and more misogyne and tend to think that girls are only good for sex.
And it helps me get the girl I want, because I have no shame nor any kind of timidity, since I see them as they are: selfish.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
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