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Alexson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belarus293 Posts
January 24 2011 02:36 GMT
#4041
On January 24 2011 10:34 jjun212 wrote:
im in love with a girl i've never met in real life

Signature: Fuck bitches
Liberal who supports gun use and supports an eye for an eye
MarthVader
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States63 Posts
January 24 2011 02:43 GMT
#4042
I wouldn't date anyone I know right now in real life.
day[9] moderator and esports advocate. twitter: @MarthaVader
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
January 24 2011 03:00 GMT
#4043
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.

I <3 Plexa.
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
January 24 2011 03:09 GMT
#4044
On January 24 2011 12:00 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.



I wish someone would put you in a fucking microwave for a little bit. Absolutely disgusting.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Wheres the counter?"
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
January 24 2011 03:20 GMT
#4045
On January 24 2011 11:26 Gatsbi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 11:14 Draken wrote:
As a kid (like 5-6+), I enjoyed trowing random cats in water every chance I got. I thought they were arrogant, and I thought i was doing a favor to my dog by "punishing its enemies". At some point one of the cats died, not sure it was my fault but I felt very guilty and that made me stop.

When I was 13 I spent 2 months in France and had a HUGE crush on this 22+ french girl. I ended up losing my virginity to her the night I was leaving because I was so sad and she was consoling me. A few months after I left I heard that she ran away from home and nobody saw her again. I still compare every girl I meet to her, and sometimes think about what I would do if I found her again. I have never told this to anyone before, it is probably my biggest secret.


Wow.. you are the biggest fucking baller in the world. I'm immensely jealous

agree, me jealous too
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
January 24 2011 03:21 GMT
#4046
I fell in love with a girl in high school for about two(9th-10th grade). Because we were both incredibly shy, we never told one another we liked each other , despite being really good friends.

Now she's a gutterslut and you couldn't pay me to fuck her, but I still compare every single girl to her, and thus haven't had feelings for a girl since (I'm almost 21) because no one ever compares to how much fun I had with her and how happy I felt when were around each other.

Le sed
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
January 24 2011 03:28 GMT
#4047
On January 24 2011 12:09 Joementum wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 12:00 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.



I wish someone would put you in a fucking microwave for a little bit. Absolutely disgusting.
Reflecting back on it I agree it is disgusting, no question about that. Obviously it's not something I would do now though, in case you didn't read it thoroughly this occurred when I was 10 years old so it should be understandable; I didn't know any better.
I <3 Plexa.
Anglory
Profile Joined January 2011
United States8 Posts
January 24 2011 03:37 GMT
#4048
On January 24 2011 12:09 Joementum wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 12:00 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.



I wish someone would put you in a fucking microwave for a little bit. Absolutely disgusting.

agreed even for a 10 year old that is just ridiculous and absolutely narrow minded
"Cannon FE Vs Z is cheese"- Fellow TLer
ikarigendo
Profile Joined December 2009
United States99 Posts
January 24 2011 04:06 GMT
#4049
On January 24 2011 12:37 Anglory wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 12:09 Joementum wrote:
On January 24 2011 12:00 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.



I wish someone would put you in a fucking microwave for a little bit. Absolutely disgusting.

agreed even for a 10 year old that is just ridiculous and absolutely narrow minded


Obviously, it's terrible to microwave any living creature. However, sometimes kids don't have a good sense of what they are really doing. They don't have impulse control (prefrontol cortex isn't developed enough yet), and don't have great perspective taking. There's a reason why most legal systems treat minors differently. So, yes, what this kid did was pretty terrible, but not entirely unimaginable.
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
January 24 2011 04:16 GMT
#4050
I sometimes rage when I lose, and find it funny when others rage at me.
I got up to silver with a void ray rush.
I got up to platinum with a 4 gate.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37023 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-24 04:17:28
January 24 2011 04:17 GMT
#4051
Every girl I like either already has a bf or likes me but doesn't want to date me

WTF? FML much?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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xTNodub
Profile Joined January 2011
United States84 Posts
January 24 2011 04:17 GMT
#4052
I invented the bud light catch phrase, "Here we go."
itgi eopgi geureogi
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
January 24 2011 04:17 GMT
#4053
i watch more SC2 than actually playing SC2

I failed my philosophy test and i loled. the question was what is love?

I wrote Money.
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Rhyme
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1069 Posts
January 24 2011 04:22 GMT
#4054
On January 24 2011 12:09 Joementum wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 12:00 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.



I wish someone would put you in a fucking microwave for a little bit. Absolutely disgusting.



From the op: "Ok, this isn't the judgment thread either so no fucking BS "

Also, do you eat meat?
dont ever say that
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
January 24 2011 04:25 GMT
#4055
On January 24 2011 13:22 Rhyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 12:09 Joementum wrote:
On January 24 2011 12:00 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.



I wish someone would put you in a fucking microwave for a little bit. Absolutely disgusting.



From the op: "Ok, this isn't the judgment thread either so no fucking BS "

Also, do you eat meat?


Don't even start that debate in here.
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
January 24 2011 04:26 GMT
#4056
On January 24 2011 13:22 Rhyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 12:09 Joementum wrote:
On January 24 2011 12:00 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.



I wish someone would put you in a fucking microwave for a little bit. Absolutely disgusting.



From the op: "Ok, this isn't the judgment thread either so no fucking BS "

Also, do you eat meat?
I don't know why I wouldn't eat meat, I'm not a vegetarian.
I <3 Plexa.
kcaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada387 Posts
January 24 2011 04:27 GMT
#4057
I'm too scared to talk to girls at the gym...even though I'm in good shape and been told I'm very good looking.
You can't emphasize enough how much you need to be a paradigm shifter. - Ma Jae Yoon
Rhyme
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1069 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-24 04:31:29
January 24 2011 04:28 GMT
#4058
On January 24 2011 13:26 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 13:22 Rhyme wrote:
On January 24 2011 12:09 Joementum wrote:
On January 24 2011 12:00 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
When I was 10 years old I think, I used to hate cats a lot and we owned one. I would throw it around the room and sat on it a few times and even put it in the microwave once for a little bit to see what happens. The cat scratched my hand and to this day I still have the scar of it there. The cat was bleeding one day and also eventually it ran away, mom not knowing why.

I'll share some others when I think of them.



I wish someone would put you in a fucking microwave for a little bit. Absolutely disgusting.



From the op: "Ok, this isn't the judgment thread either so no fucking BS "

Also, do you eat meat?
I don't know why I wouldn't eat meat, I'm not a vegetarian.


Lol. That's fine with me, it's a no judgment thread after all.

My confession: One night after a party, I had a dream about peeing, and as it turned out, I really was peeing. I also happened to be spooning my girlfriend at the time...
dont ever say that
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
January 24 2011 04:32 GMT
#4059
I lied and said I was busy with work yesterday afternoon when my friend with benefits asked to 'hang out and watch a movie'. I was really watching the GSL RO4.

Watching MVP > Sex.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-24 05:09:59
January 24 2011 05:08 GMT
#4060
Not trying to judge anyone, but I find it weird that everyone here who says they can't get chicks or whatever says they're good looking, or have been told. Not everyone can be good looking right? (I personally have never thought I am, yet I have a girlfriend (me and 3 other of my mates liked her since the first day we met). So really, looks don't matter unless it's a slutty chick.


For some reason, I feel like I'm addicted to water recently, I go through at least 12-14 glasses every day and possibly more if I can be bothered refilling my bottle. How much does it take for it to be bad for me?
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