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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
January 24 2011 05:42 GMT
#4061
looks are nothing if you dont have the personality
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
January 24 2011 05:46 GMT
#4062
On January 24 2011 11:36 Alexson wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 10:34 jjun212 wrote:
im in love with a girl i've never met in real life

Signature: Fuck bitches


thank you sir for reminding me of that.

it has been changed along with my mood ^_^
teh_longinator
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada725 Posts
January 24 2011 05:48 GMT
#4063
My one line confession:

I get massive acid reflux / heartburn by drinking pop at night... I do it anyway
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
January 24 2011 06:24 GMT
#4064
On January 24 2011 14:48 teh_longinator wrote:
My one line confession:

I get massive acid reflux / heartburn by drinking pop at night... I do it anyway

Drink water sir, it tastes mighty fine.
LOUD NOISES!!!
TheSugarRay
Profile Joined January 2011
United States10 Posts
January 24 2011 12:06 GMT
#4065
Today people from work were going out to eat. We wanted to eat at the brand new olive garden, but there was an hour and a half wait. So, we all went to Buffilo wild wings. I hate that place, it was so loud that I talk more while doing work then I did at the restaurant and I hate sports.
I would rather sit in Olive garden waiting room and listened to complaining.

I cheat at every board game I play, every one.
Sap'n Ma sentry
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
January 24 2011 12:50 GMT
#4066
On January 24 2011 14:42 ilj.psa wrote:
looks are nothing if you dont have the personality


Pretty much.
I'm supposedly good-looking, fairly talented, have a really good job for my age, play a bunch of random musical instruments, can fix anything, blah, blah, blah. But I'm 150% shy as crap, and so haven't had a real girlfriend in my entire life. Meanwhile the total douchebags that are 150% worthless and can't hold a job longer than a month seemingly have their choice of whatever fine girls they want.

But w/e, I'll find one sooner or later that I'm interested in. Just not worried about it too much.
Alexson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belarus293 Posts
January 24 2011 13:01 GMT
#4067
I live in Texas. I fucked my cousin when I was 13. She was 12. Before I get shit thrown at me, we live in a small, but big town. The population of our town is only 200 people and she was the only one down to fuck so... If I could relive that moment, I wouldn't of done it.
Liberal who supports gun use and supports an eye for an eye
Holdinga
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Bulgaria300 Posts
January 24 2011 13:03 GMT
#4068
I study, not like a lot, but a couple of days before my exams, i seem to be an intelligent man, but i just can't pass my exams. What will happen to me?
Wesso
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands1245 Posts
January 24 2011 13:06 GMT
#4069
On January 24 2011 22:01 Alexson wrote:
I live in Texas. I fucked my cousin when I was 13. She was 12. Before I get shit thrown at me, we live in a small, but big town. The population of our town is only 200 people and she was the only one down to fuck so... If I could relive that moment, I wouldn't of done it.


Why does your country say bosnia herzegovina?
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
January 24 2011 13:38 GMT
#4070
On January 24 2011 22:01 Alexson wrote:
I live in Texas. I fucked my cousin when I was 13. She was 12. Before I get shit thrown at me, we live in a small, but big town. The population of our town is only 200 people and she was the only one down to fuck so... If I could relive that moment, I wouldn't of done it.


Rofl, i wouldn't throw crap, as at least you were both the same age-ish, and didn't really know wtf you were getting into.

If you were like 22 and she was 12, then yes, we'd def be going all Chris Hansen on your butt. The reason I say this...is because I can somewhat relate. When I was that age, i lived in an area with hardly anyone else my age, and my parents were a little wierd at the time, so i had basically no access to any girls my age. And at the time, i basically know if I had ANY female close to my age around that wanted to screw around, I would have dove in head first. Looking back now i am so glad I never had that opportunity, I know I would have done something I would definitely regret.
AtomicTon
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States103 Posts
January 24 2011 13:42 GMT
#4071
I'm not in love with my girlfriend of three years anymore, but I can't bring myself to break up with her and keep it that way because my son, who is almost 4, is so attached to her. Lately I can't decide if I'm really going to commit to the lie and just settle down with being comfortable, moderately happy, but not it love- or break it off and deal with the insecurities of trying to be a good single dad at 23.

More than one sentence but I really needed to ge tthat off my chest.
There is no heavier burden than great potential.
Legless
Profile Joined October 2010
United States48 Posts
January 24 2011 19:13 GMT
#4072
I'm dating this girl now, shes good looking, funny, somewhat interesting to talk to, and loves me....but all i can ever think about is my last girlfriend, even though she was boring, and maybe looked a little bit better, treated me like crap and we always fought...but for some reason i wake up every morning missing her and wanting to call her and thinking of ways i could talk to her again.

my mind is fucked
HuK fighting :)
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19316 Posts
January 24 2011 19:33 GMT
#4073
On January 24 2011 22:42 AtomicTon wrote:
I'm not in love with my girlfriend of three years anymore, but I can't bring myself to break up with her and keep it that way because my son, who is almost 4, is so attached to her. Lately I can't decide if I'm really going to commit to the lie and just settle down with being comfortable, moderately happy, but not it love- or break it off and deal with the insecurities of trying to be a good single dad at 23.

More than one sentence but I really needed to ge tthat off my chest.


No confession, just wanted to tell you to follow your heart. She will always be around to support you. But maybe try things that can help bring that love back. If you can't, you will be fine on your own and your son will always love you. Its important to be happy. Good luck!
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
January 24 2011 19:41 GMT
#4074
On January 25 2011 04:33 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 22:42 AtomicTon wrote:
I'm not in love with my girlfriend of three years anymore, but I can't bring myself to break up with her and keep it that way because my son, who is almost 4, is so attached to her. Lately I can't decide if I'm really going to commit to the lie and just settle down with being comfortable, moderately happy, but not it love- or break it off and deal with the insecurities of trying to be a good single dad at 23.

More than one sentence but I really needed to ge tthat off my chest.


No confession, just wanted to tell you to follow your heart. She will always be around to support you. But maybe try things that can help bring that love back. If you can't, you will be fine on your own and your son will always love you. Its important to be happy. Good luck!

And I just wanted to add that even tho he may be attached to her right now, when your son grows up he won't even remember your gf (btw is she his mother) if so I wouldn't suggest breaking up with her.
MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
January 24 2011 19:41 GMT
#4075
I judge people who can not properly name all of the 50 States and their location. (And live in the US)
"Elvis Presley" | Ret was looking at my post in the GSL video by Artosis. | MMA told me I look like Juanfran while we shared an elevator with Scarlett
crappen
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway1546 Posts
January 24 2011 19:45 GMT
#4076
On January 24 2011 22:42 AtomicTon wrote:
I'm not in love with my girlfriend of three years anymore, but I can't bring myself to break up with her and keep it that way because my son, who is almost 4, is so attached to her. Lately I can't decide if I'm really going to commit to the lie and just settle down with being comfortable, moderately happy, but not it love- or break it off and deal with the insecurities of trying to be a good single dad at 23.

More than one sentence but I really needed to ge tthat off my chest.


Well being in love only lasts a few months, then you go over to care and still loving her, but you are not in-love.

The love Im talking about is the love you have for your son. Do you even love yourself?
Arckan
Profile Joined September 2010
243 Posts
January 24 2011 19:49 GMT
#4077
On January 25 2011 04:41 MrMotionPicture wrote:
I judge people who can not properly name all of the 50 States and their location. (And live in the US)
I've gotta ask, does this come up often?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45380 Posts
January 24 2011 19:54 GMT
#4078
On January 25 2011 04:41 MrMotionPicture wrote:
I judge people who can not properly name all of the 50 States and their location. (And live in the US)


I do too.

I also judge people who can't do elementary school-level mathematics. People laugh it off and blame it on the fact that I have a degree in math, but a lot of people are just fucking stupid when it comes to really basic knowledge of things they learned in school.

I'm not talking about trigonometry or calculus. I'm talking about knowing how much change they should get from a vending machine.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Deadlyfish
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1980 Posts
January 24 2011 20:03 GMT
#4079
I hate people who just dismiss religion like it's a bunch of bullshit, and then go on to tell me how it really is (molecules, big bang etc). Mostly because they act like the got proof or something, when in reality, all we can do is guess.

I also dont really care about getting a good job or career/marriage/girlfriend etc. I just wanna get a decent job that will pay the bills and just chillout at home. Dont really care about getting a degree and getting a well paid job with family and all that. Seems more fun to just stay at home alone and just chillax, with nobody to annoy me.

If wishes were horses we'd be eating steak right now.
CryingCow
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada149 Posts
January 24 2011 20:11 GMT
#4080
I default to general dislike for everyone i meet, there are a few who change my mind about that and as a result, they are my friends.
Hi! :)
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