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McKTenor13
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1383 Posts
January 25 2011 07:31 GMT
#4101
I have an immense amount of problems dealing with self-esteem, OCD, and grief. But I wont go to anyone I trust to help me out
If you can chill. chill. - Liquid'Tyler
Rialz
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil177 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-25 07:38:59
January 25 2011 07:36 GMT
#4102
I once managed to break up my best friend's relationship with her boyfriend hoping that if he dumped her she'd stay with me, and i'd get some pussy.

She hated me for a month or so and then i managed to get it on with her. That happened last month, and today i'm preparing to move to another state (wich i had already planned for a year).

I feel no remorse whatsoever, only a warm feeling of "mission accomplished".
DrTossRulezz
Profile Joined April 2010
United States45 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-25 07:44:07
January 25 2011 07:43 GMT
#4103
On January 25 2011 16:36 Rialz wrote:
I once managed to break up my best friend's relationship with her boyfriend hoping that if he dumped her she'd stay with me, and i'd get some pussy.

She hated me for a month or so and then i managed to get it on with her. That happened last month, and today i'm preparing to move to another state (wich i had already planned for a year).

I feel no remorse whatsoever, only a warm feeling of "mission accomplished".

Nice you backstabbed a friend to take his girl. Have you ever heard of the bro-code? Jesus that is low. I hope someone breaks up you and your girlfriend so he can get with her.
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-25 08:03:00
January 25 2011 08:02 GMT
#4104
On January 25 2011 16:43 DrTossRulezz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 25 2011 16:36 Rialz wrote:
I once managed to break up my best friend's relationship with her boyfriend hoping that if he dumped her she'd stay with me, and i'd get some pussy.

She hated me for a month or so and then i managed to get it on with her. That happened last month, and today i'm preparing to move to another state (wich i had already planned for a year).

I feel no remorse whatsoever, only a warm feeling of "mission accomplished".

Nice you backstabbed a friend to take his girl. Have you ever heard of the bro-code? Jesus that is low. I hope someone breaks up you and your girlfriend so he can get with her.


Broseidon, king of the brocean, watches with disgust...

Seriously, (this leads to my confession ;-)) i would never backstab someone like this, even if it was my arch-nemesis. When feelings like "Mission accomplished" are what you want from a relationship, it seems kind of hard to me to find a meaningful life. If you live up to higher moral standards you might be off better emotionally. But I on the other hand seem to be too concerned about a friendly behaviour, altough it makes me look stupid in some situations (especially at work O.o).

This said, what makes it even more worse was the made up break up into dumping girl because of moving away. Thats a dual 6 pool in a 2 vs 1 ZZ vs P. 5 minutes fun with a life of remorse and disgust afterwards.

There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
instantdry
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada308 Posts
January 25 2011 08:02 GMT
#4105
A guy i really hated dropped his wallet and there was around 200 dollars in it and it had all his ID and everything you can imagine. I happened to pick it up, took the money, and threw the wallet in the sewer. I regret nothing.
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
January 25 2011 08:40 GMT
#4106
On January 25 2011 17:02 instantdry wrote:
A guy i really hated dropped his wallet and there was around 200 dollars in it and it had all his ID and everything you can imagine. I happened to pick it up, took the money, and threw the wallet in the sewer. I regret nothing.
Shame on you.

No one deserves what you did, it's pretty low.
I <3 Plexa.
amd098
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (North)1366 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-25 16:20:09
January 25 2011 12:02 GMT
#4107
i once beat up some guy with mental problems and some scars on his face, he liked to play with cards
i also dress as a giant bat at night and run around gotham
North Korea is best Korea!
AtomicTon
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States103 Posts
January 25 2011 13:59 GMT
#4108
The girlfriend I referred to isn't his mom. She's better than his mom. I have my son more often than his mom ever will. I had to buy her diapers when he needed them because she spent all of her money on coke,heroin,pot and cigarettes. His mom and I had a toxic relationship, it was the hardest 2 years of my life. We always got fucked up, and I always wanted it to stop. She is a pathological liar, not trustworthy, self centered, has anger issues. It was the most fucked up relationship I had. When she broke up with me, I tried like helll to get her back. I cried like a bitch for a long time. The GF i have now is practically a piece of perfect.
And to this day, over 3 years since I've been with my son's mom, not a day goes by that I don't want her back. Not a day passes that I think about her, or a song plays that we used to like and I'm hit with a strong memory. She was the worst thing that ever happened to me-besides giving me my son-and to this day I still want her back. I'm about to cry just thinking about us right now. It's the only time I cry,ever.
God I fucking hate her. And miss her so much, she's the only girl I've genuinely loved. I mean, fucking loved. I go through chicks like mad when me and my gf have split up, looking for that feeling again. I'm good looking, I work out, I'm funny, smart,(and obviously conceited =P) play guitar, blah blah blah girls fall over themselves for me. I've fucked a lot. Of. Chicks. But none of them fill the void she left, not even for a minute.
And I have to see her face every day in my son. I love him so much, he's the best thing ever. But I see her in his face, and that is torture.


holllyyy fuck so much for one line confessions. I just needed to confess, period.
Cheers.
There is no heavier burden than great potential.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
January 25 2011 15:06 GMT
#4109
i still like the girl at work even though she's already got a boyfriend and all. i initially planned to tell her that i have feelings for her on the last day of work. last night in all instances of coincidence, she posted a whole ton of photos of her and her boyfriend. it broke me inside to see that and i have since decided to not say anything anymore.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
couches
Profile Joined November 2010
618 Posts
January 25 2011 15:20 GMT
#4110
I play ridiculous music in my car in the summer w/ the top down just to annoy people at stop lights.
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
January 25 2011 15:22 GMT
#4111
On January 25 2011 21:02 amd098 wrote:
i once beat up some guy with metal problems and some scars on his face, he liked to play with cards
i also dress as a giant bat at night and run around gotham


Why so serious?
Pondo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia283 Posts
January 25 2011 15:48 GMT
#4112
I had no friends of the opposite sex (not even remote) and very few close friends throughout the whole of high school. Last year I moved to a new country made loads of awesome friends (females too ), got in shape and finally kissed some girls. Most people probably take this sorta stuff for granted but I'm a very happy person atm =P
Nycaloth
Profile Joined October 2010
147 Posts
January 25 2011 15:48 GMT
#4113
On January 25 2011 21:02 amd098 wrote:
i once beat up some guy with metal problems [...]


metal isnt the problem, its the cure
"I'm still confused, but on a higher level" ~Fermi
Kamille
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Monaco1035 Posts
January 25 2011 16:02 GMT
#4114
On January 26 2011 00:22 Zorkmid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 25 2011 21:02 amd098 wrote:
i once beat up some guy with metal problems and some scars on his face, he liked to play with cards
i also dress as a giant bat at night and run around gotham


Why so serious?


Hahaha
Priphea
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
January 25 2011 16:10 GMT
#4115
On January 26 2011 00:22 Zorkmid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 25 2011 21:02 amd098 wrote:
i once beat up some guy with mental problems and some scars on his face, he liked to play with cards
i also dress as a giant bat at night and run around gotham


Why so serious?

Because he is in jail. Beating up a mentally handicapped will get you into prison for up to 5 years.
This is our town, scrub
Eluadyl
Profile Joined May 2010
Turkey364 Posts
January 25 2011 16:20 GMT
#4116
I'm hungry, very hungry.
Not enough energy
MassacrisM
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom149 Posts
January 25 2011 17:23 GMT
#4117
I get extremely pissed off whenever my ex pops up and wants to chat after she dumped me for a bf. Guess I shouldn't have acted too normal when we broke up.
" One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision " - Bertrand Russell
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
January 25 2011 19:49 GMT
#4118
My ex of nearly 4 months unblocked me on facebook after new years. I thought she might want to talk to me so i sent a message which was ignored for a week. 4 days after she put up a display picture of her with some guy. I raged and told her to block me before things get ugly. After I created a new facebook just so I can type in her name and see her face. Now I can't help myself from stalking her twitter account and facebook display picture every day. FML.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Bigboss_26
Profile Joined August 2010
United States49 Posts
January 25 2011 19:53 GMT
#4119
Yesterday, my fiance told me that she thought the Twilight movies, "Weren't all that bad."

-oh the horror, the HORROR
Rialz
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil177 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-25 20:21:47
January 25 2011 20:19 GMT
#4120
On January 25 2011 17:02 FetTerBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 25 2011 16:43 DrTossRulezz wrote:
On January 25 2011 16:36 Rialz wrote:
I once managed to break up my best friend's relationship with her boyfriend hoping that if he dumped her she'd stay with me, and i'd get some pussy.

She hated me for a month or so and then i managed to get it on with her. That happened last month, and today i'm preparing to move to another state (wich i had already planned for a year).

I feel no remorse whatsoever, only a warm feeling of "mission accomplished".

Nice you backstabbed a friend to take his girl. Have you ever heard of the bro-code? Jesus that is low. I hope someone breaks up you and your girlfriend so he can get with her.


Broseidon, king of the brocean, watches with disgust...

Seriously, (this leads to my confession ;-)) i would never backstab someone like this, even if it was my arch-nemesis. When feelings like "Mission accomplished" are what you want from a relationship, it seems kind of hard to me to find a meaningful life. If you live up to higher moral standards you might be off better emotionally. But I on the other hand seem to be too concerned about a friendly behaviour, altough it makes me look stupid in some situations (especially at work O.o).

This said, what makes it even more worse was the made up break up into dumping girl because of moving away. Thats a dual 6 pool in a 2 vs 1 ZZ vs P. 5 minutes fun with a life of remorse and disgust afterwards.



Nononono, you guys got it wrong, SHE was my friend, not him. He was just some random ass dude.

I would never ever do that to a bro.
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