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whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
January 29 2009 17:55 GMT
#1
oat? oh god i just got some cum in my eyes it fucking stings

now i swear i can feel some of it down in my throat. i just want to make sure im not drinking soem of my man juice. thx
im gay
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 29 2009 17:56 GMT
#2
are you totally clueless when it comes to human anatomy

how the fuck would something get from the surface of your eye to inside your throat
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
January 29 2009 17:57 GMT
#3
all i know is starcraft
im gay
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
January 29 2009 17:59 GMT
#4
If you don't want to get cum in your mouth maybe you shouldn't jerk off onto your face.
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
January 29 2009 17:59 GMT
#5
5/5!
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
January 29 2009 18:01 GMT
#6
You know, its already inside you. Nothing you can do about it.

Yes.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 29 2009 18:03 GMT
#7
On January 30 2009 02:57 whatusername wrote:
all i know is starcraft


well you get points for that

no, the surface of your eye and your throat are not connected

if i put a golf ball into a coffee mug and piss on the ground six feet away, does the golf ball get wet?
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 18:11:00
January 29 2009 18:03 GMT
#8
is the cum yours?

nvm, I read the full op now

oh and WTF
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
January 29 2009 18:05 GMT
#9
cant people shoot milk from their eyes if they snort it through their nose? not everyone obviously...
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
January 29 2009 18:05 GMT
#10
On January 30 2009 02:59 inReacH wrote:
If you don't want to get cum in your mouth maybe you shouldn't jerk off onto your face.

This man speaks from experience.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
January 29 2009 18:06 GMT
#11
It might go to your throat since your tear duct drains tears to your nose and some of your cum might be drained through the tear duct as well so you may feel some cum in your mouth or something.

If anyone uses eyedrops they'll know what I mean.
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
LTT
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Shakuras1095 Posts
January 29 2009 18:06 GMT
#12
On January 30 2009 03:03 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2009 02:57 whatusername wrote:
all i know is starcraft


well you get points for that

no, the surface of your eye and your throat are not connected

if i put a golf ball into a coffee mug and piss on the ground six feet away, does the golf ball get wet?


It does if there was coffee in the mug!
Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 18:18:44
January 29 2009 18:18 GMT
#13
lolwat
oklol

ps. why? lol
"Eyes in the sky."
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 18:19:59
January 29 2009 18:19 GMT
#14
On January 30 2009 03:06 LTT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2009 03:03 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On January 30 2009 02:57 whatusername wrote:
all i know is starcraft


well you get points for that

no, the surface of your eye and your throat are not connected

if i put a golf ball into a coffee mug and piss on the ground six feet away, does the golf ball get wet?


It does if there was coffee in the mug!


FakeSteve said IF A (ball in coffee mug) AND B (piss on ground), then C (golf ball gets wet).

So if the ball "gets" wet because the coffee, it still doesn't follow the statement, it is now based on different conditions.
Soli Deo gloria.
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
January 29 2009 18:20 GMT
#15
On January 30 2009 03:06 ilovejonn wrote:
It might go to your throat since your tear duct drains tears to your nose and some of your cum might be drained through the tear duct as well so you may feel some cum in your mouth or something.

If anyone uses eyedrops they'll know what I mean.


yes it's possible but highly unlikely imo. Cum is too thick.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
January 29 2009 18:33 GMT
#16
true..

but ahh imagine of those little spermies went swimming down that duct... LOL
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
January 29 2009 18:42 GMT
#17
On January 30 2009 03:18 Aerox wrote:
lolwat
oklol

ps. why? lol

This post is actually worse than the op>
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
January 29 2009 18:42 GMT
#18
On January 30 2009 03:20 Storchen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2009 03:06 ilovejonn wrote:
It might go to your throat since your tear duct drains tears to your nose and some of your cum might be drained through the tear duct as well so you may feel some cum in your mouth or something.

If anyone uses eyedrops they'll know what I mean.


yes it's possible but highly unlikely imo. Cum is too thick.


your wrong imo
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
January 29 2009 18:43 GMT
#19
What is this shit
Chains none
hazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom570 Posts
January 29 2009 18:46 GMT
#20
5/5
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