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On January 30 2009 05:57 intrigue wrote:
your eyes are considered mucus membranes, and as such can small molecules into your bloodstream and distribute it locally. wouldn't it be fucked up if you gave yourself aids?
If you have hiv in your semen you have it in your blood, meaning AIDS LOL!!!
But I, too am curious as to how the OP got his own sperm in his eyes... Explain please?
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Belgium6763 Posts
On January 30 2009 06:05 kerr0r wrote:Show nested quote +On January 30 2009 05:57 intrigue wrote:
your eyes are considered mucus membranes, and as such can small molecules into your bloodstream and distribute it locally. wouldn't it be fucked up if you gave yourself aids? If you have hiv in your semen you have it in your blood, meaning AIDS LOL!!! But I, too am curious as to how the OP got his own sperm in his eyes... Explain please?
obviously he was looking at his own penis and came
meaning he's gay and ...egosexual?
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United States12607 Posts
WTF is going on with blogs these days...?
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United States24581 Posts
The OP was too short and underdeveloped... c'mon!
You mustn't omit any detail...
...otherwise your stories will not
arouse us sufficiently
You haven't given us details about
the size of the penis...
...or the nature, the consistency
of the emission
Did you fondle your genitals,
did you oblige to do so?
Dear whatusername, more clarity
+ Show Spoiler +bonus points to anyone who can identify this
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On January 30 2009 06:14 Xeofreestyler wrote:Show nested quote +On January 30 2009 06:05 kerr0r wrote:On January 30 2009 05:57 intrigue wrote:
your eyes are considered mucus membranes, and as such can small molecules into your bloodstream and distribute it locally. wouldn't it be fucked up if you gave yourself aids? If you have hiv in your semen you have it in your blood, meaning AIDS LOL!!! But I, too am curious as to how the OP got his own sperm in his eyes... Explain please? obviously he was looking at his own penis and came meaning he's gay and ...egosexual?
i am not sure this was all what happened
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OP might have watched a Porn film then saw an "accidental money shot" were sperm came landing on on actresses' eyes...
His Like... "fuck gotta try that.. must be a new technique for getting preggy..."
Well, guess he also thinks that his a chick...
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On January 30 2009 02:55 whatusername wrote:
oat? oh god i just got some cum in my eyes it fucking stings
now i swear i can feel some of it down in my throat. i just want to make sure im not drinking soem of my man juice. thx
what the fuck is this shit? congratulations.. when u were 11, you were shooting blanks, but now that you're all grown up at the tender age of 12.... its called semen. Dont try eating it because you'll get yourself pregnant.
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I lol at the quality of recent blogs
:X >_>
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
i think he was trying self-fellatio and had a misfire
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OH GAWD quick falco punch yourself in the stomach to self induce an abortion before the rest of the sea men sail down from your retina, through your wind pipe, and down into your bootay where the next shit you take will result in ass-widening pain as a fetus pops out into the toilet watarrrr. HARRRR.
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Belgium6763 Posts
or this is just plain old chibi
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On January 30 2009 05:06 GHOSTCLAW wrote:Show nested quote +On January 30 2009 05:05 Dazed_Spy wrote:On January 30 2009 03:03 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:On January 30 2009 02:57 whatusername wrote:
all i know is starcraft well you get points for that no, the surface of your eye and your throat are not connected if i put a golf ball into a coffee mug and piss on the ground six feet away, does the golf ball get wet? Whats the weather like outside?  lamest riddle ever. Yes, yes it was.
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I bet when the OP takes a piss he has to shield his eyes.
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Amazing post, 5/5, would read again.
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I dont even know how this is possible.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahblup
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Wear glasses.
For multiple reasons.
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EPT
