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ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22211 Posts
January 29 2009 18:47 GMT
#21
Crazy shit
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
pavement ist rad
Profile Joined January 2007
United States226 Posts
January 29 2009 18:55 GMT
#22
your tear ducts are connected to your nasal passages, which are then also connected to your throat. but still, wtf?
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
January 29 2009 19:16 GMT
#23
try again just to be sure
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
January 29 2009 19:23 GMT
#24
On January 30 2009 03:55 pavement ist rad wrote:
your tear ducts are connected to your nasal passages, which are then also connected to your throat. but still, wtf?


I know this as well, so i suppose that it could be true. Still...wtf?
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
January 29 2009 19:51 GMT
#25
It's called osmosis - you skin absorbs anything it touches. So if you touch cum then yes you have cum in your blood stream, same goes with oil poo aids and cancer.
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 19:58:41
January 29 2009 19:57 GMT
#26
The semen can easily get into your throat, and you might also become pregnant. You should consult a doctor as soon as possible!

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jk obviously
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Seriously, what a weird op!
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
January 29 2009 20:04 GMT
#27
Mark this for best of blogs next week, lol
ondik
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Czech Republic2908 Posts
January 29 2009 20:04 GMT
#28
On January 30 2009 04:51 Kennigit wrote:
It's called osmosis - you skin absorbs anything it touches. So if you touch cum then yes you have cum in your blood stream, same goes with oil poo aids and cancer.


And if I touch Bisu?
Bisu. The one and only. // Save the cheerreaver, save the world (of SC2)
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
January 29 2009 20:05 GMT
#29
On January 30 2009 03:03 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2009 02:57 whatusername wrote:
all i know is starcraft


well you get points for that

no, the surface of your eye and your throat are not connected

if i put a golf ball into a coffee mug and piss on the ground six feet away, does the golf ball get wet?
Whats the weather like outside?
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
January 29 2009 20:06 GMT
#30
On January 30 2009 05:05 Dazed_Spy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2009 03:03 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
On January 30 2009 02:57 whatusername wrote:
all i know is starcraft


well you get points for that

no, the surface of your eye and your throat are not connected

if i put a golf ball into a coffee mug and piss on the ground six feet away, does the golf ball get wet?
Whats the weather like outside?


lamest riddle ever.
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ilovehnk
Profile Joined October 2008
475 Posts
January 29 2009 20:09 GMT
#31
wtf....
Hikou Shinketsushuu
ilovehnk
Profile Joined October 2008
475 Posts
January 29 2009 20:09 GMT
#32
you don't aim your cock in your face while jacking off...
Hikou Shinketsushuu
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 29 2009 20:13 GMT
#33
how the hell you jack off in your eye
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 29 2009 20:20 GMT
#34
The real question is what were you doing that got cum in your eyes?
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
January 29 2009 20:35 GMT
#35
wat da fuck
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 29 2009 20:42 GMT
#36
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
UNFUCK YOURSELF
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
January 29 2009 20:51 GMT
#37
On January 30 2009 05:04 ondik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2009 04:51 Kennigit wrote:
It's called osmosis - you skin absorbs anything it touches. So if you touch cum then yes you have cum in your blood stream, same goes with oil poo aids and cancer.


And if I touch Bisu?

bisu babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like pwning noobs
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
January 29 2009 20:53 GMT
#38
The answer is yes, and you probably already have AIDS
Hi
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
January 29 2009 20:57 GMT
#39
your eyes are considered mucus membranes, and as such can small molecules into your bloodstream and distribute it locally. wouldn't it be fucked up if you gave yourself aids?
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
January 29 2009 20:58 GMT
#40
You might also want to check your ears!
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