I am almost 30 and still live in my parents house. Last weekend we had a family gathering and my 16 year old cousin came with her parents and brother. We slept in different bedrooms, but next morning I crept sneakily into the room and put my nose as close to her feet as possible without actually touching them (because I didn't want to wake her), and took a big inhale of her toes as she was laying sleeping on the bed. Her toes smelled a little sweaty but a little sweet too.
I don't think I will ever have a girlfriend because I am too shy. I know a lot of pretty girls but I am scared and nervous when I try to talk to them. And I make up excuses so I can avoid them. I think every girl will think I am fat, short, ugly, or smelly. Or that I am boring. I am not smart or funny so I wonder why anyone would want to be around me anyway. I always think if I talk to a girl it will just be a waste of time for her so I stay away. But it is making me miserable.
Well, do something about it. If you think you are fat, ugly, smelly or short, you can clearly rectify two of those things and you will just be ugly and short. Also, get some job and move from your parents house. Btw, if you visit a gym and succeed in getting fit (which is not hard, just train three times a week and eat tasteless food for six months and you're good to go), chances are some girl from the gym might actually like you. Also, I recommend you go to a hooker. It's not a permanent solution but this might help you start to feel more comfortable around women. I don't know where you live but getting a hooker might even be cheaper than a proper date. At least in Bulgaria it is. And I am talking about some dirty gypsy hooker. I mean nice looking fit sexy girl, aged 18 to 20 years. Gl hf.
LOL I don't know if OP is trolling or serious. But that's hilariously sad if it's true. Don't be creepy dude....don't sneak into her room and don't sniff her toes....jesus some people on TL are desperate
On July 10 2015 01:14 effectivity2001 wrote: I am almost 30 and still live in my parents house. Last weekend we had a family gathering and my 16 year old cousin came with her parents and brother. We slept in different bedrooms, but next morning I crept sneakily into the room and put my nose as close to her feet as possible without actually touching them (because I didn't want to wake her), and took a big inhale of her toes as she was laying sleeping on the bed. Her toes smelled a little sweaty but a little sweet too.
I don't think I will ever have a girlfriend because I am too shy. I know a lot of pretty girls but I am scared and nervous when I try to talk to them. And I make up excuses so I can avoid them. I think every girl will think I am fat, short, ugly, or smelly. Or that I am boring. I am not smart or funny so I wonder why anyone would want to be around me anyway. I always think if I talk to a girl it will just be a waste of time for her so I stay away. But it is making me miserable.
On July 10 2015 02:06 parkufarku wrote: LOL I don't know if OP is trolling or serious. But that's hilariously sad if it's true. Don't be creepy dude....don't sneak into her room and don't sniff her toes....jesus some people on TL are desperate
This reminds me of SoR's blog posts, hope I'm wrong though. OP, you've been given some good advice in the first and third post. Just work on yourself. Eat well, sleep well, exercise and be more confident in your skills and abilities and in due time, things will work for the better
On July 10 2015 01:25 hymn wrote: Well, do something about it. If you think you are fat, ugly, smelly or short, you can clearly rectify two of those things and you will just be ugly and short. Also, get some job and move from your parents house. Btw, if you visit a gym and succeed in getting fit (which is not hard, just train three times a week and eat tasteless food for six months and you're good to go), chances are some girl from the gym might actually like you. Also, I recommend you go to a hooker. It's not a permanent solution but this might help you start to feel more comfortable around women. I don't know where you live but getting a hooker might even be cheaper than a proper date. At least in Bulgaria it is. And I am talking about some dirty gypsy hooker. I mean nice looking fit sexy girl, aged 18 to 20 years. Gl hf.
Well at least it was your cousin and not your sister. That's not bad and you guys are barely related. Next time make a move first and don't be a creep. Buy her a drink or something.
On July 10 2015 01:25 hymn wrote: Well, do something about it. If you think you are fat, ugly, smelly or short, you can clearly rectify two of those things and you will just be ugly and short. Also, get some job and move from your parents house. Btw, if you visit a gym and succeed in getting fit (which is not hard, just train three times a week and eat tasteless food for six months and you're good to go), chances are some girl from the gym might actually like you. Also, I recommend you go to a hooker. It's not a permanent solution but this might help you start to feel more comfortable around women. I don't know where you live but getting a hooker might even be cheaper than a proper date. At least in Bulgaria it is. And I am talking about some dirty gypsy hooker. I mean nice looking fit sexy girl, aged 18 to 20 years. Gl hf.
You actually can do something about being ugly. Get a nice hair cut and take care of how you dress. No matter your face, a fit guy with a well cut suit and a stylish haircut will always look good.
Having trouble keeping up a conversation an think you are dumb ? Instead of playing video games all day long, grab a book. Can never go wrong with a classic. Dostoievski, voltaire, something serious. Instead of watching cat clips on youtube watch youtube documentaries. Greek crisis explained. The Romanov dynasty... Something to up your cultural value
It's basically up to you, stop creeping, start lifting ! Stop whining, start reading !
On July 10 2015 01:25 hymn wrote: Well, do something about it. If you think you are fat, ugly, smelly or short, you can clearly rectify two of those things and you will just be ugly and short. Also, get some job and move from your parents house. Btw, if you visit a gym and succeed in getting fit (which is not hard, just train three times a week and eat tasteless food for six months and you're good to go), chances are some girl from the gym might actually like you. Also, I recommend you go to a hooker. It's not a permanent solution but this might help you start to feel more comfortable around women. I don't know where you live but getting a hooker might even be cheaper than a proper date. At least in Bulgaria it is. And I am talking about some dirty gypsy hooker. I mean nice looking fit sexy girl, aged 18 to 20 years. Gl hf.
You actually can do something about being ugly. Get a nice hair cut and take care of how you dress. No matter your face, a fit guy with a well cut suit and a stylish haircut will always look good.
Having trouble keeping up a conversation an think you are dumb ? Instead of playing video games all day long, grab a book. Can never go wrong with a classic. Dostoievski, voltaire, something serious. Instead of watching cat clips on youtube watch youtube documentaries. Greek crisis explained. The Romanov dynasty... Something to up your cultural value
It's basically up to you, stop creeping, start lifting ! Stop whining, start reading !
You cracked me up on that one Geiko, that's so true (': Although if you read about things that genuinely interest you it's even better than if you read them just to read them
On July 10 2015 01:25 hymn wrote: Well, do something about it. If you think you are fat, ugly, smelly or short, you can clearly rectify two of those things and you will just be ugly and short. Also, get some job and move from your parents house. Btw, if you visit a gym and succeed in getting fit (which is not hard, just train three times a week and eat tasteless food for six months and you're good to go), chances are some girl from the gym might actually like you. Also, I recommend you go to a hooker. It's not a permanent solution but this might help you start to feel more comfortable around women. I don't know where you live but getting a hooker might even be cheaper than a proper date. At least in Bulgaria it is. And I am talking about some dirty gypsy hooker. I mean nice looking fit sexy girl, aged 18 to 20 years. Gl hf.
You actually can do something about being ugly. Get a nice hair cut and take care of how you dress. No matter your face, a fit guy with a well cut suit and a stylish haircut will always look good.
Having trouble keeping up a conversation an think you are dumb ? Instead of playing video games all day long, grab a book. Can never go wrong with a classic. Dostoievski, voltaire, something serious. Instead of watching cat clips on youtube watch youtube documentaries. Greek crisis explained. The Romanov dynasty... Something to up your cultural value
It's basically up to you, stop creeping, start lifting ! Stop whining, start reading !
While it's a good advice to take care of your looks and dress well, don't feel like you need to read a specific type of book of be a better person. Read what you are interested in and if you don't like reading you can watch documentaries or go to exhibitions, again on stuff you are interested in. You don't have to be interested in finance or Russian history to be interesting to girls. "Cultural value" is in the eye of the beholder. Don't be basic.
I think you have the wrong attitude about approaching girls. Imagine if a girl that you were not attracted to started talking to you. Would you be offended, or would you be a little flattered that someone appreciates you? It's the same concept for them too. Most people like getting a little attention. Even if you don't succeed in getting a girl's number, you could make her day, and that makes it worth doing.
So the next time you see a cute girl, go up to her, and start smelling every inch of her. Absorb every bit of fragrance and every bit of stench. Scrape a little of sweat off her skin and rub it all over your face. Be like "Ahhh yes, your pheromones, they invite me, and excite me."
On July 10 2015 05:22 Chairman Ray wrote: I think you have the wrong attitude about approaching girls. Imagine if a girl that you were not attracted to started talking to you. Would you be offended, or would you be a little flattered that someone appreciates you? It's the same concept for them too. Most people like getting a little attention. Even if you don't succeed in getting a girl's number, you could make her day, and that makes it worth doing.
So the next time you see a cute girl, go up to her, and start smelling every inch of her. Absorb every bit of fragrance and every bit of stench. Scrape a little of sweat off her skin and rub it all over your face. Be like "Ahhh yes, your pheromones, they invite me, and excite me."
On July 10 2015 01:14 effectivity2001 wrote: I am almost 30 and still live in my parents house. Last weekend we had a family gathering and my 16 year old cousin came with her parents and brother. We slept in different bedrooms, but next morning I crept sneakily into the room and put my nose as close to her feet as possible without actually touching them (because I didn't want to wake her), and took a big inhale of her toes as she was laying sleeping on the bed. Her toes smelled a little sweaty but a little sweet too.
I don't think I will ever have a girlfriend because I am too shy. I know a lot of pretty girls but I am scared and nervous when I try to talk to them. And I make up excuses so I can avoid them. I think every girl will think I am fat, short, ugly, or smelly. Or that I am boring. I am not smart or funny so I wonder why anyone would want to be around me anyway. I always think if I talk to a girl it will just be a waste of time for her so I stay away. But it is making me miserable.
Well if you're trolling, at least you're consistent about it.
We can show you the door, but you're the one that has to go through. But simply put, be the kind of guy that girls want to date. From what I can tell:
1. Don't be afraid to fail. From what you write, you already sound like a failure. So if you fail some more, you'll still be a failure. But if you succeed, just even once, you're not a failure anymore. But there's always going to be failures. Some people think I'm hilarious. I'm one of those people. But there's a lot of times I'll tell a joke and it'll fall completely flat. I look back at some of the jokes I told in my blogs from 5 years ago and cringe, but with time I got better.
2. Find some new friends. If you're not quite up to social interaction just yet, make some friends on TL! Post something interesting you did or something cool you learned, or find a thread about something you like. If you're already playing SC2 or any other eSport, you've already got something to talk about with others. PM me if you want. I'm always looking for some new friends.
3. In public, just find a social setting. Doesn't have to be a bar, but just anywhere you can strike up a conversation without really interrupting people. Barnes and Noble is the #1 spot, but anything works. Find one of those hipsters writing their Great American Novel at a Starbucks, say hi, and learn everything you can about them and their novel. Maybe they'll give you the finger. That's okay, you did everything you could. Sucks for them, they could've made a new friend who could've given them an inspirational idea.
4. If you go the funny route, being fat is actually an advantage. That being said, if you go completely the funny route, you'll also probably feel dead inside and shoot yourself. Hold off on that until you've done something of value or nobody will remember your name. On the other hand, being moderately funny is nice, and you'll also gravitate to people who share your sense of humor. Laugh at the same things other people laugh at, and you'll probably find your next batch of friends in front of you.
5. You could probably find someone on Craiglist who would let you do that foot thing consensually. We all have our weird side, but it's best saved for the rising action of the show, not the introduction.
6. You mentioned in one of your now closed blogs about how your brother seems to just talk to girls and go to parties like it's no big deal, have fun doing it, everyone has fun with him, etc. That kind of confidence comes with time, and again the risk taking. It's not too late to try it out, if only to test your resolve. Under 30 means you can still hang around bars like nobody's business, and since your age starts with a 2, more people interested in you are going to be thinking along the lines of "mature" or "responsible" rather than "creep" or "cradle robber". Unless of course you're sniffing feet. But a target of early-to-mid 20s? No problem. You say your attraction is a little younger than that, but we all have to compromise. 22-24 should be okay based on the half-your-age-plus-seven thing.
7. Or, you can go the "fuck parties" route. They all have shitty beer and shittier DJs anyway. There's other cool events that aren't loud/obnoxious where you could still meet people. A local sports club or a barcraft for guy friends, and a dance class for girl friends. They're always short on guys, and nobody's going to think you're a creep or a faggot. I had way more fun at tango club than I was expecting last year. It's also a really nice dance, especially once you start to get older.
8. A lot of people covered this, but focus on being the kind of man you (and others) want to be. You have standards for the kind of girls you're attracted to, right? Find your head shape and find a nice haircut for that head shape (Reddit does a decent job of categorizing it for you). Find celebrities, sports stars, other good looking men, preferable with your height and body type. If you're fat, you'll still find something. Orson Welles looked fabulous with 220 lbs of weight and a fivehead. Find a color or color scheme that suits you and get more clothes in that scheme. Get a second or third opinion too, you gotta look good for yourself but you also gotta look good to other people.
9. And lastly, if it's the "girl" part scaring you, try switching to guys. They're more chill and don't cringe at my fart jokes.
But seriously, stick around. I want to get to know you better. Either here or on PM's if you want to keep it private, but you seem like a decently cool guy.
On July 10 2015 01:25 hymn wrote: Well, do something about it. If you think you are fat, ugly, smelly or short, you can clearly rectify two of those things and you will just be ugly and short. Also, get some job and move from your parents house. Btw, if you visit a gym and succeed in getting fit (which is not hard, just train three times a week and eat tasteless food for six months and you're good to go), chances are some girl from the gym might actually like you. Also, I recommend you go to a hooker. It's not a permanent solution but this might help you start to feel more comfortable around women. I don't know where you live but getting a hooker might even be cheaper than a proper date. At least in Bulgaria it is. And I am talking about some dirty gypsy hooker. I mean nice looking fit sexy girl, aged 18 to 20 years. Gl hf.
You actually can do something about being ugly. Get a nice hair cut and take care of how you dress. No matter your face, a fit guy with a well cut suit and a stylish haircut will always look good.
Having trouble keeping up a conversation an think you are dumb ? Instead of playing video games all day long, grab a book. Can never go wrong with a classic. Dostoievski, voltaire, something serious. Instead of watching cat clips on youtube watch youtube documentaries. Greek crisis explained. The Romanov dynasty... Something to up your cultural value
It's basically up to you, stop creeping, start lifting ! Stop whining, start reading !
You cracked me up on that one Geiko, that's so true (': Although if you read about things that genuinely interest you it's even better than if you read them just to read them
Just Wikipedia something that interests you and watch the hours go by. I tried to find when the highway that goes through my town was built because of how horrible it was (New Jersey has the shittiest roads of all 50 US states because of all the people that live here), and ended up memorizing most of the US's two highway systems, which roads go where, and which roads have nice views along the way. Really helpful when travelling and you want people to be less bored along the way.
hey, don't speak ill if the dead. (rip Eyedea, most bestest scribble jam winner of all time)
On July 10 2015 01:14 effectivity2001 wrote: I think every girl will think I am fat, short, ugly, or smelly. Or that I am boring. I am not smart or funny so I wonder why anyone would want to be around me anyway.
tbh the much, much weirder, worrying and unattractive aspect of your personality is that you are willing to sneak into a 16yo relative's room and smell her feet while she's sleeping.
EPT
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