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Zev
Profile Joined October 2008
United States64 Posts
May 16 2012 04:29 GMT
#1
Respond only with lyrics of songs that are funny, odd, or whatever. It must include Artist and Song.

"But I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I drive around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
motherf****r I'm awesome!"
---Spose - I'm Awesome


"I'm an asshole? You n***as got jokes
You short minded n***as, thoughts is Napoleon
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in"
----Kanye West - Power
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 16 2012 04:32 GMT
#2
"You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe"
--- Nicki Minaj - You a stupid hoe
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
May 16 2012 04:34 GMT
#3
"I just had sex and it felt so good"

I just had Sex - The Lonely Island
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
May 16 2012 04:36 GMT
#4
"I want to fuck a dog in the ass" - Mozart

[citation needed]
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
paperwing
Profile Joined February 2011
49 Posts
May 16 2012 04:40 GMT
#5
"Fuck you"

Cee-Lo Green - Fuck You
Zev
Profile Joined October 2008
United States64 Posts
May 16 2012 04:41 GMT
#6
"1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe "
"Dick In A Box" - The Lonley Island.
bootyclapthunder
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States82 Posts
May 16 2012 04:45 GMT
#7
"They know I got that broccoli, so I keep that glock on me
Don't get caught without one, coming from where I'm from"
Young Jeezy - I Put On

"McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music"
Wesly Willis - Rock 'N Roll McDonalds
EienShinwa
Profile Joined May 2010
United States655 Posts
May 16 2012 04:49 GMT
#8
"stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck...er

You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck
"
-Mindless Self Indulgence
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1933 Posts
May 16 2012 04:57 GMT
#9
"My pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe with a force (with a force) proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them."

Weird Al, Pancreas
esports
viii
Profile Joined March 2011
United States266 Posts
May 16 2012 04:58 GMT
#10
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me

Hey you - Pink Floyd
For those who came from nothing, and became something - DGK
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
May 16 2012 05:01 GMT
#11
"This thread won't last long"

-evilteletuby and the pasty mods
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
MerdaPura
Profile Joined February 2012
Brazil148 Posts
May 16 2012 05:03 GMT
#12
You've seen its foundation
Holding up a ragged nation
You know it in your mind
What it's like and how it lies
You want the right resolution
The right to get another portion
You know now is the time
To get ready for detonation

"Rise up like a vortex, cortex"
Reality is full of immorality
"Retreaters, they cheer the diffusers"
"Moist, icky, crust that's what they like"
insanity means nothing within vanity
"Good creatures, they wallow then they hollow ya"
Now sweety go kiss the case

Detonation - The World Ends With You Soundtrack
EneMecH
Profile Joined March 2012
United Kingdom218 Posts
May 16 2012 09:21 GMT
#13
You've seen me at my lowest moments.
You gave me sight when I had broken focus.
With a smile that opens up, like a rose does,
even when it all felt so fucking hopeless.

Now, here you are, right in front of me
Offerin' it all like "Tell me what you want from me."
I want to love you, today and forever
Let's make a lil' happy mess together.
You know?

Atmosphere - Happy Mess
Tears soaks each hand the dealer's dealt. But time taught me how to see every second as heaven even when they're perfectly disguised as hell.
albis
Profile Joined January 2010
United States652 Posts
May 16 2012 09:26 GMT
#14
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know
every punch is thrown with bad intentions with the speed of a devil
Surili
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom1141 Posts
May 16 2012 09:33 GMT
#15
"Insist on the Impossible."

- Frank Turner

On May 16 2012 18:26 albis wrote:
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know

Don't write "u should know", because it is quite possible, that like me, people don't.
The world is ending what should we do about it?
Aeropunk
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia255 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-16 09:34:09
May 16 2012 09:33 GMT
#16
On May 16 2012 18:26 albis wrote:
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know

"Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know" - Lustra
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-16 09:34:17
May 16 2012 09:33 GMT
#17
On May 16 2012 18:26 albis wrote:
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know

Funny, I was planning to post lyrics from that song as well.

"You better back the fuck up, 'fore you get smacked the fuck up"

It's 2Pac - Hit 'Em Up btw.
Geiko
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
France1939 Posts
May 16 2012 09:34 GMT
#18
On May 16 2012 13:29 Zev wrote:
Respond Only with lyrics of songs that are funny, odd, or whatever. It must include Artist and SonG.


We should totally have a showmatch between Artist and SonG with BO7 and a rap battle.
geiko.813 (EU)
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
May 16 2012 09:35 GMT
#19
On May 16 2012 18:26 albis wrote:
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know


"You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife, we bust on bad boys n****s fuck for life"

song: Hit Em Up
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
May 16 2012 09:39 GMT
#20
You know, this thread might be entertaining if we were supposed to make the lyrics actually respond to the previous post. As it is now, it's just "spew random lyrical vulgarities, thread.

Speaking of;

"(Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot)
I'm gonna cum all over you."

Big Man With A Gun - Nine Inch Nails
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
Irave
Profile Joined October 2010
United States9965 Posts
May 16 2012 09:44 GMT
#21
What is this, What is this, What is this, What is this. -Everlast
phodacbiet
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1740 Posts
May 16 2012 09:48 GMT
#22
"gee gee gee gee baby baby baby baby" - snsd

snsd - gee
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-16 09:51:21
May 16 2012 09:49 GMT
#23
what the hell is the difference between typing 'niggas' and 'ni***as?'

you honestly cant just type it out? You thought in your head 'niggas,' the reader is going to phonetically read 'niggas,' regardless of the stars. I really dont understand this completely pointless censoring.

edit: same with 'motherf***er'... dumb
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
May 16 2012 09:53 GMT
#24
Wow the level of discussion in this thread is just non-existant. Let's all list stuff and dont read anything past the OP. I don't see this thread having a bright future....
Timmsh
Profile Joined July 2011
Netherlands201 Posts
May 16 2012 09:58 GMT
#25
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night,
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
and it makes me feel alright
smoke two joints in time of peace
into the time of war
smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
and then i smoke some more

yeah thats what i do, hey!

Bob marley - smoke two joints
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
May 16 2012 10:00 GMT
#26
My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns, hun

-Anthony Ray
memes are a dish best served dank
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43482 Posts
May 16 2012 10:14 GMT
#27
Closing this.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 16 2012 11:28 GMT
#28
It's hammer time!

- MC Hammer
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-16 11:29:46
May 16 2012 11:29 GMT
#29
Where's your gavel, your jury? What's my offence this time?

- Paramore
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 16 2012 11:30 GMT
#30
Let the hammer fall!

- Hammerfall
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 16 2012 11:31 GMT
#31
damn you Kwark, so much closing reason potential >_<
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
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