Respond only with lyrics of songs that are funny, odd, or whatever. It must include Artist and Song.

"But I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I drive around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
motherf****r I'm awesome!"
---Spose - I'm Awesome

"I'm an asshole? You n***as got jokes
You short minded n***as, thoughts is Napoleon
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in"
----Kanye West - Power

Chairman Ray

United States11903 Posts

May 16 2012 04:32 GMT

"You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe"
--- Nicki Minaj - You a stupid hoe

mizU

United States12125 Posts

May 16 2012 04:34 GMT

"I just had sex and it felt so good"

I just had Sex - The Lonely Island

ShaLLoW[baY]

Canada12499 Posts

May 16 2012 04:36 GMT

"I want to fuck a dog in the ass" - Mozart

[citation needed]

paperwing

49 Posts

May 16 2012 04:40 GMT

"Fuck you"

Cee-Lo Green - Fuck You

Zev

United States64 Posts

May 16 2012 04:41 GMT

"1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe "
"Dick In A Box" - The Lonley Island.

bootyclapthunder

United States82 Posts

May 16 2012 04:45 GMT

"They know I got that broccoli, so I keep that glock on me
Don't get caught without one, coming from where I'm from"
Young Jeezy - I Put On

"McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music"
Wesly Willis - Rock 'N Roll McDonalds

EienShinwa

United States655 Posts

May 16 2012 04:49 GMT

"stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck...er

You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfuck
"
-Mindless Self Indulgence

Luepert

United States1933 Posts

May 16 2012 04:57 GMT

"My pancreas attracts every other pancreas in the universe with a force (with a force) proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them."

Weird Al, Pancreas

viii

United States266 Posts

May 16 2012 04:58 GMT

#10

Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me

Hey you - Pink Floyd

CursOr

United States6335 Posts

May 16 2012 05:01 GMT

#11

"This thread won't last long"

-evilteletuby and the pasty mods

MerdaPura

Brazil148 Posts

May 16 2012 05:03 GMT

#12

You've seen its foundation
Holding up a ragged nation
You know it in your mind
What it's like and how it lies
You want the right resolution
The right to get another portion
You know now is the time
To get ready for detonation

"Rise up like a vortex, cortex"
Reality is full of immorality
"Retreaters, they cheer the diffusers"
"Moist, icky, crust that's what they like"
insanity means nothing within vanity
"Good creatures, they wallow then they hollow ya"
Now sweety go kiss the case

Detonation - The World Ends With You Soundtrack

EneMecH

United Kingdom218 Posts

May 16 2012 09:21 GMT

#13

You've seen me at my lowest moments.
You gave me sight when I had broken focus.
With a smile that opens up, like a rose does,
even when it all felt so fucking hopeless.

Now, here you are, right in front of me
Offerin' it all like "Tell me what you want from me."
I want to love you, today and forever
Let's make a lil' happy mess together.
You know?

Atmosphere - Happy Mess

albis

United States652 Posts

May 16 2012 09:26 GMT

#14

'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know

Surili

United Kingdom1141 Posts

May 16 2012 09:33 GMT

#15

"Insist on the Impossible."

- Frank Turner

On May 16 2012 18:26 albis wrote:
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know

Don't write "u should know", because it is quite possible, that like me, people don't.

Aeropunk

Australia255 Posts

May 16 2012 09:33 GMT

#16

On May 16 2012 18:26 albis wrote:
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know

"Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know" - Lustra

Tobberoth

Sweden6375 Posts

May 16 2012 09:33 GMT

#17

On May 16 2012 18:26 albis wrote:
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know

Funny, I was planning to post lyrics from that song as well.

"You better back the fuck up, 'fore you get smacked the fuck up"

It's 2Pac - Hit 'Em Up btw.

Geiko

France1967 Posts

May 16 2012 09:34 GMT

#18

On May 16 2012 13:29 Zev wrote:
Respond Only with lyrics of songs that are funny, odd, or whatever. It must include Artist and SonG.

We should totally have a showmatch between Artist and SonG with BO7 and a rap battle.

Musicus

Germany23576 Posts

May 16 2012 09:35 GMT

#19

On May 16 2012 18:26 albis wrote:
'first off, fk ur bitch and the click you claim, westside when we ride come equip with game'

artist: u should know

"You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife, we bust on bad boys n****s fuck for life"

song: Hit Em Up

plated.rawr

Norway1676 Posts

May 16 2012 09:39 GMT

#20

You know, this thread might be entertaining if we were supposed to make the lyrics actually respond to the previous post. As it is now, it's just "spew random lyrical vulgarities, thread.

Speaking of;

"(Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot)
I'm gonna cum all over you."

Big Man With A Gun - Nine Inch Nails