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51.) When your car gently taps the back of someone else's and the other driver makes a big production out of "checking for damage".
52.) Sharing a long car ride with a dull acquaintance who doesn't feel comfortable with silence.
53.) Biting your cheek in the swollen area where you've previously bitten it.
54.) When the server asks "Is everything all right?" after you've taken a bit bite of your sandwich , causing you to grunt the response.
55.) College students who believe that hallucinogenic mushrooms aren't harmful "because they're natural".
56.) When the sprinkler jams, flooding a small patch of grass surrounding it.
57.) Not liking the gift you pulled out of the grab bag as much as the one you put into it.
58.) What most skateboarders amount to.
59.) Listening to a detailed explanation about something you already know how to do.
60.) In this movie, Joe Pesci plays a short-tempered short person.
61.) Tornadoes that don't kill the people who chase them.
62.) That it's the ones who love you who are most adept at tormenting you.
63.) Never being able to remember the difference between a chimichanga, an enchilada, and a quesadilla.
64.) When your reply to a question depends on your complete comprehension of a word you do not know.
65.) Remembering how people your current age seemed so old when you were a child.
66.) When your car has one of those high-pitched horns that implies, "It's ok, you can step all over me!"
67.) A sneeze that lingers in your nose and then absorbs into your forehead.
68.) The unfortunate unfashionability of earmuffs.
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61.) Tornadoes that don't kill the people who chase them.
Gotta love the irony.
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1) People who can't get their fucking you're, your together. It's gotten worse recently the past year or so, now it's practically ubiquitious. I'm not talking about being a grammar nazi and getting everything spelled correctly, it's just such a simple error that takes 3 seconds to think, you're = you are, your = possessive..
2) People who use punctuation with fragments - I know it may be habit or whatever, but it looks so elitist and retarded in informal chats and whatnot.
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On April 13 2005 09:48 exalted wrote:
1) People who can't get their fucking you're, your together. It's gotten worse recently the past year or so, now it's practically ubiquitious. I'm not talking about being a grammar nazi and getting everything spelled correctly, it's just such a simple error that takes 3 seconds to think, you're = you are, your = possessive..
2) People who use punctuation with fragments - I know it may be habit or whatever, but it looks so elitist and retarded in informal chats and whatnot.
4. People who act in a certain way, proceed to deny they are acting like that, and in the next sentence go back to acting that way.
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On April 13 2005 08:37 IcedEarth wrote:
51.) When your car gently taps the back of someone else's and the other driver makes a big production out of "checking for damage".
Women who drive into your car, and yet somehow think they are still qualified to drive. As if everyone runs into the back of someones car at some point in there life! Women cant drive!!!!!!
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On April 12 2005 19:28 rpf289 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 19:27 FrinkX wrote:36.) The slow, insidious way that your love for something is sucked out of you when you do it for a living. =[ This is why I'll never do what I love again for a living. What did you used to love to do that you no longer love to do because you did it? Fuck, does that make any sense?
I played (still play) poker as my job while im in college, its how i make my money. But i really really used to LOVE poker, now I really dislike playing it and i'll find as many excuses as i can not to.
Whatever i come to love in my life i'll never do as my job because it just kills it
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On April 13 2005 08:37 IcedEarth wrote:
51.) When your car gently taps the back of someone else's and the other driver makes a big production out of "checking for damage".
lol, female drivers... 
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damn I kinda misread Chibi's 18. ;(
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1: four color pens
2:kids who cant stop talking and yelling on counter-strike
3: fucking diapers pubs saying "EVEN MORE ABSORBANT THAN BEFORE!!"
good shit and what happens if our babies are absorbed?
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On April 13 2005 11:23 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:why did you go off poker? im interested (pm me if you like  )
what do you mean? 
I still play... i just don't enjoy it
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On April 13 2005 12:40 rS.Loco wrote:
1: four color pens
2:kids who cant stop talking and yelling on counter-strike
3: fucking diapers pubs saying "EVEN MORE ABSORBANT THAN BEFORE!!"
good shit and what happens if our babies are absorbed?
5: people who skip numbers
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x) When I think of something witty or clever to say, and then I convince myself that it's lame to use phrases "prepared" ahead of time, but then I say it anyway, only the timing is all wrong and it never comes out as good as it does in my head
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On April 13 2005 19:42 MPXMX wrote:
x) When I think of something witty or clever to say, and then I convince myself that it's lame to use phrases "prepared" ahead of time, but then I say it anyway, only the timing is all wrong and it never comes out as good as it does in my head One time I did that, and the person was like, "That sounds like you prepared it." Sooooo embarassing. =/
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Angry arrogant 12 year olds on online games like halo or CS.
*high-pitched sqeaky voice*
"K guys, we're on offence, but I'll get the sniper rifle and guard base!"
*I take sniper rifle and go on out to attack with the whole team*
"OMG What the fuck!!! you fucking noob! I'm so much better than you!!!! FAG SHIT FUCK SHIT FAG FAG GAY GAY GAY FAG HOMO, (and then some more insults involving gays)"
me: "bud calm down and help us out"
"SHUT UP GAY NOOB"
It's at this point where the angier of 12 year olds would procede to try to TK me or something. But usually the rest of the team is able to convince them that they're just being stupid.
Isn't there a word for annoying kids in korean professional gaming? "Choddin" or something?
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