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1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women.
2.) Walking by the same person you've already walked by in the dairy, produce, and frozen food sections.
3.) Believing, as a squirrel looks directly into you eyes, that it is looking into your soul, when in fact it is trying to determine whether you have any nuts to give it.
4.) When you try on a garment at a store and think "I wish I could wear this", then think "I can, I can wear this!" So you buy it and never wear it.
5.) Being yelled at in a foreign language in a foreign country.
6.) Watching a movie with your parents or your friend's parents that shows full frontal nudity.
7.) That it is socially unacceptable at my age to wrap a Fruit Rollup around my finger and suck on it for 2 hours.
8.) Finding a rusty AA battery, old packets of honey mustard sauce, and a picture of your aunt and uncle tossing a frisbee as you frantically search my glove compartment for your registration while the cop grows impatient.
9.) That, thanks to man's pioneering spirit, Mt. Everest is littered with empty oxygen canisters.
10.) When a woman yells "Thanks a lot!" and waves as her car pulls away as you realize you gave her the wrong directions.
11.) When your childhood friend who was always better than you at everything is still better than you at everything.
12.) Apartment buildings that don't have a 13th floor due to superstitious people.
14.) An open parenthesis that is never closed (Like this
15.) Then feeling you get when you clip your nail too far.
16.) Yoga instructors who smoke.
17.) How uncomfortable white people get when black people call each other "nigga".
18.) Being unable to forget someone you spent 3 minutes with 11 years ago.
19.) That by the time most people have saved up enough money to travel the world, they are too old to endure the trip.
20.) When your thigh rubs against a leather chair, making a loud ripping noise, and everytime you rub your leg against it again, in an attempt to make the same noise to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart, it sounds nothing like the initial noise.
21.) When the driver pushes the unlock button, but you pull the handle at the same moment and remain locked out.
22.) Not being malicious enough to want to see your ex live unhappily, but not being big-hearted enough to want your ex to live free of regret.
23.) Feeling like an idiot when you realize how common the word is that you couldn't think of.
24.) The moment when you realize that "braving the hurricane" wasn't a wise idea.
25.) Pets that only show affection right before mealtime.
26.) The momentary frenzy that ensues the instant that a cashier calls out "This register is now open"
27.) The amazing speed with which a marriage can destroy a lifelong friendship.
28.) Table 5
Joe and Beth
Jeff and Rachel
Bill and Tamara
John and Anne
Alice
29.) That the song "Take This Job and Shove It" failed to show the povery that poor fellow endured later in life.
30.) The lingering suspicion, each time you lather up with "2 in 1 shampoo plus conditioner," that it isn't quite as effective as applying shampoo and conditioner seperately.
31.) Rich kids who listen to gangsta rap and think they're "thuggas".
More to come as my OCD kicks in.
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my list is shorter:
1.) (almost) everything
what is OCD?
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OCD = Obsessive compulsive disorder.
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haha
1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women.
What irks me is when they have "male" / "female" symbols (the circls with lines and stuff), cause I always forget which one's whcih
Cool list I can relate to. What's OCD?  (Haha it's been asked and answered by the time I post. Crazy teamliquid)
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For the symnbols, the big circle with a point is the male symbol (think of a penis =P), and the big circle with a plsu sign sticking out of it is somehow the female symbol. Doesn't remind me of a vagina at all. =/
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it's a mirror, for venus. which happens to rhyme with penis, but whatever.
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On April 12 2005 06:30 IcedEarth wrote:
20.) When your thigh rubs against a leather chair, making a loud ripping noise, and everytime you rub your leg against it again, in an attempt to make the same noise to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart, it sounds nothing like the initial noise.
lol. Happens to me all the time too.
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Norway10161 Posts
Things from that list I like to do:
5.) Yell at people in my own language, or even better in something strangely recembling asian to another norwegian.
10.) Give people wrong directions if I don't like them or if I'm drunk. I've sent so many people off into nothing I can't remember half of them.
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I totally agree with 6 and 14
Especially 6. I had to sit through American Pie 3 on Christmas day with practically my whole family watching too.
Very disturbing. 
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6 and 20 are classic lmao, but for 17 thats just where you live i think. I can stand in the middel of the street and yell SUP NIGGAS!! No one in NY would care, hell someone may even give me a few bucks because they think im crazy lol.
This is something that bugs me that I'm sure has happened to everyone. Ever walked down a hall way or street. Then you see someone you kinda know, but dont really know is walking toward you. Then they start to wave, so you wave back. Only to find they are waving to someone behind you. Ahh I hate that!
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On April 12 2005 06:37 MPXMX wrote:haha Show nested quote +1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women. What irks me is when they have "male" / "female" symbols (the circls with lines and stuff), cause I always forget which one's whcih Cool list I can relate to. What's OCD? (Haha it's been asked and answered by the time I post. Crazy teamliquid)
well thats not too tough. i hope to god you don't know men that wear skirts or dresses on a regular basis...
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Canada9720 Posts
I still think you need to chill out, but some i can relate to.
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forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny
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On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny
And stalker thinks I need to chill out?
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On April 12 2005 08:54 88)WhyYouKickMyDog wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 06:37 MPXMX wrote:haha 1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women. What irks me is when they have "male" / "female" symbols (the circls with lines and stuff), cause I always forget which one's whcih Cool list I can relate to. What's OCD? (Haha it's been asked and answered by the time I post. Crazy teamliquid) well thats not too tough. i hope to god you don't know men that wear skirts or dresses on a regular basis...
I think he means like the O+ (male) and O-> (female)
Or did i mix them up =S
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yeah, you mixed them up
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Braavos36375 Posts
On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny
yo shut up, rpf thinks its awesome
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*i hate blowing my nose in the frunt of the class.
*i hate when i look at someone to find they are looking at me.
*i hate when i see them looking at me and they dont look away.
*i hate the commencing stare down.
*i never do back away from a stare down though.
*i hate finding out the guy made a robo bay after cancling the stargate.
*i hate the reaver in my base.
*i hate getting a diet coke apon ordering a reaguler.
*i hate people who dont say please and thank you. In the respectable situation of course.
*i hate when a mother fucker wont let me into a lane wile pulling out of a parking lot.
*i hate mall's around christmas time.
*i hate being interupted during sexual interactions. My mood is at its worse at this time.
*i hate people who seem to always be bragging. It seems that they think they have the best, and are the best at everything.
*i hate when people use internet slang when trying wile debating on a serious subject.
*i hate when i through my cigerett out the window and thinking that it somehow ended up in my back seat.
*i hate when people are horrably shy.
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On April 12 2005 09:11 IcedEarth wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny And stalker thinks I need to chill out?
yo im just sayin
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On April 12 2005 09:51 Hot_Bid wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny yo shut up, rpf thinks its awesome
thats because fu
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On April 12 2005 08:34 InToTheWannaB wrote:
6 and 20 are classic lmao, but for 17 thats just where you live i think. I can stand in the middel of the street and yell SUP NIGGAS!! No one in NY would care, hell someone may even give me a few bucks because they think im crazy lol.
This is something that bugs me that I'm sure has happened to everyone. Ever walked down a hall way or street. Then you see someone you kinda know, but dont really know is walking toward you. Then they start to wave, so you wave back. Only to find they are waving to someone behind you. Ahh I hate that! When that happens to me it's usually because I made momentary eye contact with some girl I like, and so I thought she was waving to me. So in the end, the girl I like laughs at me, the person she was waving to laughs at me, and there's usually some punk freshmen that calls me a profane word.
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On April 12 2005 09:51 Hot_Bid wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny yo shut up, rpf thinks its awesome I like Maddox's list of phrases he hates, and some of them are funny. Some however, are pitiful attempts at humor, and this post is probably more humorous than some of them. I think Zia's list is funny, because...well it's Zia. =)
On April 12 2005 11:48 Keanu_Reaver wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 09:51 Hot_Bid wrote:On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny yo shut up, rpf thinks its awesome thats because fu
Disagreeing with someone when my opinion has been used as solid evidence is like telling your girlfriend she's a fucking cow. (read: fucking stupid).
I like your ID though, it's very clever, and I like him from The Matrix. Too bad his acting went downhill from there. =/
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Canada9103 Posts
A few things that irk me:
o When our cafe puts banana juice in the orange juice dispenser :r.
o When people do a half-assed job of putting toppings on my hamburger.
o When login pages automatically move your text cursor to the Username field after the page finishes loading, while you are already typing in your password.
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Braavos36375 Posts
uhjoo is that a cyborg flying dog?
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yea uhjoo, what the hell is that avatar?
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16986 Posts
<3 Zia
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On April 12 2005 12:32 uhjoo wrote:
zia's a genius
wow, what a great avatar :D
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O+ is the mirror of venus
O-> is the bow of mars if i remember correctly
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32.) Remembering enough Spanish from high school to know that the two Spaniards sitting next to you are talking about you, but not understanding enough Spanish to know what they're saying.
33.) People who exaggerate the danger of picking up a piece of broken glass.
34.) Feeling that you might fall through everytime you step on a metal grate, despite the enormous likelihood that you won't.
35.) When a stranger asks you for the time, and your fear that you won't be able to answer in an appropriate time span that causes you to blurt out, "9:23. No, 10:23! No! 9:23!"
36.) The slow, insidious way that your love for something is sucked out of you when you do it for a living.
37.) People who consider dropping cigarette butts on the sidewalk "acceptable littering".
38.) Finding an old "to do" list, most of which remains undone.
39.) Realizing that "I'll see you around" means "I'll make absolutely no effort to meet you, but perhaps we'll run into each other by accident."
40.) Return envelopes that treat you like a moron ( "Did you enclose the check?" "Did you sign your check?" )
41.) That future generations will look back on the early 2000s as an era in which we did nothing but look back at the 1970s and 1980s.
42.) When your babysitter is too busy talking to her boyfriend to play with you.
43.) When giving you credit card number over the phone, and the person says "uh-huh" after the first few numbers, so you say the next bunch and pause, but there's silence -- and the moment you begin saying the next number, she says "uh-huh".
44.) Not being able to throw away an old magazine because it has an article you want to read that you know you're never going to read.
Surely more to come ...
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20.) When your thigh rubs against a leather chair, making a loud ripping noise, and everytime you rub your leg against it again, in an attempt to make the same noise to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart, it sounds nothing like the initial noise.
21.) When the driver pushes the unlock button, but you pull the handle at the same moment and remain locked out
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1. When selecting your state from an online form and then scrolling down with the mouse and it changes your state because it's still focused on it.
3. Having an awkward moment where you don't know how to act and then later thinking of how you wish you would have acted.
3. Laying in bed feeling enthusiastic about a plan you have and then losing that feeling the next day.
In response to 20.) Feeling ridiculous that there is pressure to recreate the sound in the first place.
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You are making up all that stuff on your own? It's pretty brilliant
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A couple of things which really piss me off.
People who say things like "We don't need no money" or "I don't want no food" It's bloody ANY.
When someones says to me "Can I lend [object] off you" It's bloody BORROW.
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#.)When you are walking towards someone, you step to your left, and they step the same direction. You go the other way, and they do the same. Then, there is a pause, in which both of you look down, waiting for the other person to go.
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ahh sweet thread... makes you wonder...
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On April 12 2005 15:20 ihatett wrote:
#.)When you are walking towards someone, you step to your left, and they step the same direction. You go the other way, and they do the same. Then, there is a pause, in which both of you look down, waiting for the other person to go.
Too true, too true 
Happens to me way to often I think.
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I hate watching movies that contain nudity or sex with my parents.
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some things that irk me...
1) Reataraunts that say there a "non smoking building" but let people smoke in front of the public entrance.
2) People who think it is acceptable to drive 30-35 in a 55 -_-
3) People who dont turn off there cell phones during a movie and when it rings they talk loud because they "cant hear cuz there in a movie"
4) People who get pissed when you cant hear them and when you say "sry couldnt hear that" they yell at you.
5) People who slam on there brakes to make a turn without putting on their turn signal.
6) Fat people who wear skin tight clothes or low rider jeans *shutters*.
7) People who ask you a simple question and when you answer them they get pissed and say "I knew that im not retarded."
8) Places who advertise a product showing up on a certain date and when you go to get it the sign is still there but they say it hasnt come in yet.
9) People who think its cool or whatever to cuss every other word.
10) When someone comes up to where youre sitting when youre on a picnic and say that youre sitting in their spot but there is nothing anywhere around to show that they were ever there.
11) Why black people cant say nigga in school but they can say it everywhere else.(dunno why o_O)
12) People who laugh at there own non funny jokes.
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45.) Getting a Q at the end of a Scrabble game when all the U's and blank spaces are used.
46.) Wondering if the guy who prepared your meal is the same guy who wrote "Shove it!" on the "ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER USING RESTROOM" sign.
47.) Celebrity impersonators who don't give up the bit offstage.
48.) That only when space aliens are attacking our planet will we finally stop kill each other (we'll focus on killing aliens).
49.) Dear Mom,
I really hate camp. I have no friends, and everyone teases me because I can't swim. I want to come home.
--Dylan
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having to use the restroom during a good movie
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
My list:
1. When people tell you to "calm down" when you arent really mad.
2. Dumb people
3. asian drivers
4. fat chicks at resteraunts.
5. Introducing a classmate to your father and forgetting their name at "Dad, id like you to meet..."
6. Best friends who date 15 year olds when they are 19 and brag about un protected sex.
7. People who miss pronounce Geoff "gee-off?"
8. Rum
9. Bad movies
10. politics
11. People who take the stall next to you when your taking a shit and hold nothing back..
12. Feet
13. A good friend who bites his toe nails
14. A hot chick who calls you up only to talk about all the guys shes fucking except you.
15. Drivers who put the turn signal on 300 feet from the turn and take a god damn year to make the turn.
16. KK losing to AA
17. Arguements over pointless shit "How do you know dolphins are smart? I MEAN REALLY"
i hate so much i will add on later im sure..
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#20 was awesome, even though I can't say I've ever experienced it personally.
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On April 12 2005 16:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
3. asian drivers
Lol... stereotype!!
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I think we should put together a big long fat list of things TeamLiquid posters fucking HATE and post it on the front page. =)
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My Top 10:
1. People who think sarcasm is the most appropriate way to get a point across.
2. People who brag about "how much weed they smoke" or "how much cocaine they shoot"
3. Girls who talk all like, ya know?
4. People who drink a ridiculously small amount of alchohol and act like they've just drank all the alchohol in the world.
5. When you're in the mall or a public place, and you see your friend and you call out to them. And they turn around only to find out it's not them. Then you quickly try to compensate and pretend you're talking to someone behind them.
6. People who brag about things you should be ashamed of "Yeah man, I failed like 5 classes"
7. People who make new MSN e-mails every few weeks, and change their display name to "New e-mail, cutiegirl555@hotmail.com, add me!" When they can just save their buddy list.
8. People who try to find the most clever ways to cheat on tests at school when all the time they spent coming up with their plan they could have been studying and wouldn't need to cheat.
9. People who put mods on Neons. NOT SRT-4s
10. People who think they're the king of the world because they won a free pepsi.
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36.) The slow, insidious way that your love for something is sucked out of you when you do it for a living.
=[
This is why I'll never do what I love again for a living.
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On April 12 2005 19:27 FrinkX wrote:Show nested quote +36.) The slow, insidious way that your love for something is sucked out of you when you do it for a living. =[ This is why I'll never do what I love again for a living. What did you used to love to do that you no longer love to do because you did it? Fuck, does that make any sense?
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31.) Rich kids who listen to gangsta rap and think they're "thuggas".
I think "Judgemental people who unfairly criticize everyone and conveniently neglect their own faults while doing so" would be a better fit. I'm just saying, there's no reason to put anyone down just because they want to degrade themselves.
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2. People who brag about "how much weed they smoke" or "how much cocaine they shoot"
If someone is fucking shooting up cocaine, they deserve the right to brag about it.
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10. People who think they're the king of the world because they won a free pepsi
Come on, no matter who you are, when you unscrew the cap and look at it and see youre a winner, you always say "I WON!"
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The thing that irks me the most is people that think they know everything.
Another is rather obese women that think they are the shit and wear revealing clothes.
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Posers really bother me (read: Strafe).
=P
I wonder how many people yell at me via MSNM or PM because of this post. =)
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United States12235 Posts
Zia you're making this list on your own? That's so funny because it mirrors my list almost exactly. haha. The only one I disagree with is doing something you love for a living, then slowly hating it. I've been testing games for years and I still come home and game for hours on end. I love it.
- Fucking SIDEBUSTERS! You know the ones. You're talking face-to-face with someone about some topic and some ahole comes up and starts interjecting his opinion.
Me: "Yeah dude I was totally kicking your ass in Tekken, you can't stop the God Fist!"
Other guy: "No way, I just gotta get used to your playing style."
Sidebuster: "Actually Feng Wei is pretty slow, I can beat him. You just have to time your parrying better." (<---- STFU NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!)
- Supervisors and higher-ups who recognize that you're doing great things above and beyond your assigned tasks, but don't promote you, and instead promote some guy who wasn't working as hard as you.
- Supervisors and higher-ups who slack off!!!!!!!
- People who can't leave well enough alone (I am not a very adventurous eater and everyone always asks me every time we go out why I order the same select things. I LIKE THEM, THAT'S WHY, STFU!)
- People who insist on taking everything personally.
There's gotta be more than this though.
EDIT: Oh thought of one.
- People who NEVER admit when they're wrong, then when you prove them wrong, they think you're an arrogant pompous jerk. If you're writing up a bug and I see a mistake, I want to take action to make sure the devs don't change it and "fix" a problem that wasn't really a problem to begin with! It has nothing to do with you so don't get all defensive like I'm out to ruin your day! Just admit your mistake and fix it so we don't have future problems down the line! It's not like I'm asking you to kiss my feet and worship me for crying out loud! There is nothing arrogant about wanting to run a well-oiled QA machine so STFU!
- People who hate something just because it's old. (this one's value is times a billion for this forum)
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United States12235 Posts
On April 12 2005 20:09 dronebabo wrote:
It seems Excalibur_Z is not very fond of his co-workers.
There are only like one or two people that I can actually say I don't like. Everybody else is cool but I don't like when they do stuff that's annoying! That doesn't mean I don't like them as people though.
Also stop trolling. That pisses me off too.
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United States12235 Posts
On April 12 2005 20:09 dronebabo wrote:
Excalibur_Z, are you happy with your life?
Yes =]
Again stop trolling fucker.
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why buy cow
when milk free
milk no free cow buy get
ok
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10 I thought of just now
1) Preparing a bowl of cereal only to find that there is no milk in the fridge
2) Stepping on a piece of gum which wont come off
3) While getting your hair cut you hear someone say, "Oops..."
4) Buying a cone of icecream only to have it drop on the floor after one lick
5) Accidently biting that icecream with your teeth
6) When other people in your household open your mail for you
7) Realizing that the more you look at a clock, the slower time passes
8) Having to flush twice (or more)
9) While sleeping, you blanket falls off and you wake up freezing
10) Getting shocked when you get out of your car
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1) People who say insulting or stupid stuff on purpose but when it seems they will get into trouble, they say "I was just joking, calm down man."
2) People who explode at a tiny little thing because they've had a bad day (i.e. my dad).
EDIT: 3) Being a late child - my parents are both 50 now (I am 13) so they have no idea what it's like to be a child now, so they don't understand me very well.
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2) People who explode at a tiny little thing because they've had a bad day (i.e. my dad).
I think that's perfectly understandable because I've gone through many of those experiences before so I know how it feels.
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49.) Dear Mom,
I really hate camp. I have no friends, and everyone teases me because I can't swim. I want to come home.
--Dylan
Was sort of expecting this. Sort of.
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On April 12 2005 06:30 IcedEarth wrote:
1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women.
yeah i used a womens restroom once because of that shit. on the doors it said "ma" and "pa" so i'm like wtf,decided ma was short for male and went in.
man did i feel like a tool when a chick walked in with her daughter and i was pissing in a toilet.
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For #6, I've had a lapdance next to my dad before with cousins.. I have no problem with that situation with him. As for my mom, it is awkward for like a second only because we're on the "don't ask, don't tell" relationship as far as discussing my college life.
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On April 12 2005 19:31 pirate cod wrote:
31.) Rich kids who listen to gangsta rap and think they're "thuggas".
I think "Judgemental people who unfairly criticize everyone and conveniently neglect their own faults while doing so" would be a better fit. I'm just saying, there's no reason to put anyone down just because they want to degrade themselves.
This thread is about things that irk Zia.
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On April 12 2005 18:11 CyuntiyuL wrote:
9. People who put mods on Neons. NOT SRT-4s
Hey i resent that bitch, particulary because you didnt say " mod an 4 cilinder econobox ", that would include Civics, Focus and all the rest of the cars, that would kind of make sense if you are a rich kid with a vette at 16.
The fact that you only said Neons make you stupid, why neons dumbass, its produces more HP/torque than your crappy ass overpriced Civic or any other car, still, the neon will outrun a Civic SiR that costs A LOT more.
Anyway why i bother theres a HUGE possibility i would tear your crappy car to pieces on the track anyway.
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- Fat..almost obese people who just keep eating. there's a girl like that in my english class, and.. really I wouldn't hate her so much if she actually did something about her obvious weight problem.. but all she does is eat every day in class.
- Like Excal's Sidebusters thing, I hate people who just pretend to be your friend even though you have no idea who they are. There was this guy who always stood around me and my friends during lunchtime, and no one had any clue who he was. he laughed at our jokes and made some random comments out of nowhere..etc. We're not even popular people, but he probably had no friends..and because of that none of us had the heart to tell him to go away.
god i hate high school T_T
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Valhalla18444 Posts
this forum needs more casper and less rpf289
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Ok so we are getting things out of our chest, this is my brieft 10 list:
1.- Political correctness!, its not mentally challenged, this is not Jeopardy... its freaking RETARDED!!!
2.- Arriving late at a party and everybody is drunk, but its too late to catch up.
3.- When 2 morons decide to go on the 2 lanes at the same freaking slow speed wont letting pass anyone.
4.- When someone says "its beyond our comprehension" to explain something related to religion
5.- Having the tendency to make girls fall in love with me in order to sleep with them and then not being able to get out of that freaking huge mess.
6.- That i have to be "condesendent" when someone gives their stupid opinion particulary in something i absolutely master.
7.- Having to explain over and over why Nology wires & denso sparkplugs, and your stupid K&N filter are a waste of money.
8.- The fact that a powerful mind trends to self destruct...
i couldnt came up with 2 more
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On April 12 2005 21:34 PanoRaMa wrote:
- Fat..almost obese people who just keep eating. there's a girl like that in my english class, and.. really I wouldn't hate her so much if she actually did something about her obvious weight problem.. but all she does is eat every day in class.
- Like Excal's Sidebusters thing, I hate people who just pretend to be your friend even though you have no idea who they are. There was this guy who always stood around me and my friends during lunchtime, and no one had any clue who he was. he laughed at our jokes and made some random comments out of nowhere..etc. We're not even popular people, but he probably had no friends..and because of that none of us had the heart to tell him to go away.
god i hate high school T_T
This may be muddled >.<
There was this kid at my school like that too. He would always be near us, and every now and then make comments to this certain guy in my group named Brendan. He apparently would say stuff about us by our first AND LAST names. We didn't even know his first name, so we called him (not to his face) Glasses Boy. Several of my friends wore glasses (inlcuding a guy Tom, remember that), so it wasn't an evil thing. One day, Brendan (the guy who always gets talked to) was on the bus with another one of my friends named Henry. Brendan was saying stuff like, "Glasses Boy was following me around again today, and he wouldn't stop." Henry kept making a motion with his eyes, and he finally got Brendan to realizes mid-sentence that Glasses Boy was right behind him. He had been talking for like 5 minutes, and this was when he made the worst damage control comment ever, one that became a legend at my school. Here is the full sentence:
"I wonder when Glasses Boy...*long silence* Glasses Boy being Tom... *longer silence* ........ fuuuck"
Oh well, it is sort of a school inside-joke.
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On April 12 2005 21:52 baal wrote:
3.- When 2 morons decide to go on the 2 lanes at the same freaking slow speed wont letting pass anyone.
hahahah I used to do that crap when I saw a crazy driver coming up behind me. Match the speed of the guy next to me so he can't pass. One guy went around me on the shoulder haha.
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1) The biggest irk for me is people who refuse to listen to anything you say once they've stated there opinion....PSP has no good launch titles!!*gasp!* Burnout 3 sucks!! and things of the like.
2) When you say a word incorrectly or slur something together making it come out wrong and no one believes you meant something else
3) When you yawn and put your head down and everyone thinks you are crying despite your yelling and repetitve denies.
4) Eating food the tastes really good when you are told what the REALLY put in it...
5) Having someone say something completly irrelvent to whatever you are talking about to avoid the conversation and fake amnesia...
6)When I run out of ideas suddenly have one, and forget it when I get a chance to fix this post >_>
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1) Watching the 8:43 bus pass the stop at 8:31 while youre across the road.
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1) Sprinting through your neighbors exceptionally nice garden in an attempt to get to the bus, just to emerge through the bushes to see it start to pull away while you raise both middle fingers in the air as high as they will go and scream "FUCK YOU, FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
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On April 12 2005 22:12 Excalibur_Z wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 21:52 baal wrote:
3.- When 2 morons decide to go on the 2 lanes at the same freaking slow speed wont letting pass anyone.
hahahah I used to do that crap when I saw a crazy driver coming up behind me. Match the speed of the guy next to me so he can't pass. One guy went around me on the shoulder haha.
OMG I HATE YOU
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I also hate it when someone does something for you without you asking or wanting, then turns around and asks you for a much bigger favor. It used to be impossble for me to say no.
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i hate that parents think they understand the life and times of their children, when they really have not a clue
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On April 12 2005 22:53 baal wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 22:12 Excalibur_Z wrote:On April 12 2005 21:52 baal wrote:
3.- When 2 morons decide to go on the 2 lanes at the same freaking slow speed wont letting pass anyone.
hahahah I used to do that crap when I saw a crazy driver coming up behind me. Match the speed of the guy next to me so he can't pass. One guy went around me on the shoulder haha. OMG I HATE YOU
hahahahah. TAKE IT! =]
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1) When you work in retail for so long, that your real personality begins to assimilate aspects of your salesman-facade.
2) When you are hanging out with a group that soaks every statement with such sarcasm that you are never sure if anyone is ever being serious.
3) Having 8,000+ games of Starcraft under your belt, and still fucking up your split...
4) Becoming the manipulative self-serving asshole you used to hate in high school, in order to get action (using all the mind-fucking tricks, etc)
5) When you get particularly owned in a game of Starcraft, and you type out gg but they don't type anything back. Then it's like I THOUGHT THESE ASIAN KIDS WERE BALLS-OUT ABOUT MANNERS, it was't that bad....
6) When your boss regularly asks you to perform duties which are assigned to people who get paid $2/hr more than you, but if you bring this up, you're not a team player.
7) Companies that abuse acronyms in buzzphrases. (ie, actual brainwashing material from Best Buy: "Always execute the VTC when exuding FPOD to increase ROIC!! One-Eight-Four, the H.E.A.T!!) <---- they actually talk like that to us...
8) That singular, victimizing moment in your life that you realize: wow... cops are assholes.
9) Getting a piece of steak or popcorn stuck in your teeth.
10) When you attempt to correct derivation of an equation performed by your physics teacher, but realize half-way into your proposal that you are completely wrong, and that now nobody in the class wants to be your lab partner.
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i'm so glad to have not lived your life
HAHA
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I obviously had specific incidents in mind, but I'm sure one can generalize from my pet-peeves and get something from them!
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casper's top pet-peeves list:
girls that don't put out
players that raise me nonstop every time we play a hand (this stops once i gank them)
tmac not telling me when he's doing the laundry so i have no clean socks
pigeons shitting on the balcony and the periodic removal of said shit
getting a girl naked and finding that the large chest matches the stomach with a huge belt crease
vince carter being himself
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what irks me most:
- when snow melts and there is dog shit everywhere
- adding mayonnaise to everything
- girls that swear
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I got a good one that just happened. When you're going to wipe your ass that final time, and you roll out the last bit of the roll, and there's not enough to double stack it, so you throw it away
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Spoiled rich 12 year old girls.
Now I work at a starbucks, and there are times when I get so frustrated with little spoiled bitches that if I had a baseball bat randomly generate in my hand, I would probably not be able to control the urge to kill them.
The same applies to middle aged spoiled bitches who never worked a day in their life, and somehow don't understand that if I'm on my break, I'm not getting paid, and I don't have to do shit for them.
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On April 12 2005 21:50 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
this forum needs more casper and less rpf289 You'd fit in quite nicely in Chit Chat over at BF. =/
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50.) The amount of control that people you've never met have over your life.
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in repsonse to incontrol - "#16 KK losing to AA"
- AA losing to KK
OR as has happened to me twice, AA losing to 34 where 34 has to hit 2 runners after the flop to make straight/flush when I've already hit trips
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The thing that bothers me the most is when someone claps for themself. That just annoys the hell out of me =/
Oh, and that double negative bullshit.
"I ain't seen no aliens" means you HAVE seen aliens. Shut the fuck up now please.
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Hmmm, the mass poker craze kinda pisses me off at times. It's hard to watch these guys on tv fuck around with more money than you'll make in 10 years.
The lottery is also annoying when someone wins 20 times your entire lifes earnings by chance.
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51.) When your car gently taps the back of someone else's and the other driver makes a big production out of "checking for damage".
52.) Sharing a long car ride with a dull acquaintance who doesn't feel comfortable with silence.
53.) Biting your cheek in the swollen area where you've previously bitten it.
54.) When the server asks "Is everything all right?" after you've taken a bit bite of your sandwich , causing you to grunt the response.
55.) College students who believe that hallucinogenic mushrooms aren't harmful "because they're natural".
56.) When the sprinkler jams, flooding a small patch of grass surrounding it.
57.) Not liking the gift you pulled out of the grab bag as much as the one you put into it.
58.) What most skateboarders amount to.
59.) Listening to a detailed explanation about something you already know how to do.
60.) In this movie, Joe Pesci plays a short-tempered short person.
61.) Tornadoes that don't kill the people who chase them.
62.) That it's the ones who love you who are most adept at tormenting you.
63.) Never being able to remember the difference between a chimichanga, an enchilada, and a quesadilla.
64.) When your reply to a question depends on your complete comprehension of a word you do not know.
65.) Remembering how people your current age seemed so old when you were a child.
66.) When your car has one of those high-pitched horns that implies, "It's ok, you can step all over me!"
67.) A sneeze that lingers in your nose and then absorbs into your forehead.
68.) The unfortunate unfashionability of earmuffs.
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61.) Tornadoes that don't kill the people who chase them.
Gotta love the irony.
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1) People who can't get their fucking you're, your together. It's gotten worse recently the past year or so, now it's practically ubiquitious. I'm not talking about being a grammar nazi and getting everything spelled correctly, it's just such a simple error that takes 3 seconds to think, you're = you are, your = possessive..
2) People who use punctuation with fragments - I know it may be habit or whatever, but it looks so elitist and retarded in informal chats and whatnot.
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On April 13 2005 09:48 exalted wrote:
1) People who can't get their fucking you're, your together. It's gotten worse recently the past year or so, now it's practically ubiquitious. I'm not talking about being a grammar nazi and getting everything spelled correctly, it's just such a simple error that takes 3 seconds to think, you're = you are, your = possessive..
2) People who use punctuation with fragments - I know it may be habit or whatever, but it looks so elitist and retarded in informal chats and whatnot.
4. People who act in a certain way, proceed to deny they are acting like that, and in the next sentence go back to acting that way.
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On April 13 2005 08:37 IcedEarth wrote:
51.) When your car gently taps the back of someone else's and the other driver makes a big production out of "checking for damage".
Women who drive into your car, and yet somehow think they are still qualified to drive. As if everyone runs into the back of someones car at some point in there life! Women cant drive!!!!!!
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On April 12 2005 19:28 rpf289 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 19:27 FrinkX wrote:36.) The slow, insidious way that your love for something is sucked out of you when you do it for a living. =[ This is why I'll never do what I love again for a living. What did you used to love to do that you no longer love to do because you did it? Fuck, does that make any sense?
I played (still play) poker as my job while im in college, its how i make my money. But i really really used to LOVE poker, now I really dislike playing it and i'll find as many excuses as i can not to.
Whatever i come to love in my life i'll never do as my job because it just kills it
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On April 13 2005 08:37 IcedEarth wrote:
51.) When your car gently taps the back of someone else's and the other driver makes a big production out of "checking for damage".
lol, female drivers... 
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damn I kinda misread Chibi's 18. ;(
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1: four color pens
2:kids who cant stop talking and yelling on counter-strike
3: fucking diapers pubs saying "EVEN MORE ABSORBANT THAN BEFORE!!"
good shit and what happens if our babies are absorbed?
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On April 13 2005 11:23 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:why did you go off poker? im interested (pm me if you like )
what do you mean?
I still play... i just don't enjoy it
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On April 13 2005 12:40 rS.Loco wrote:
1: four color pens
2:kids who cant stop talking and yelling on counter-strike
3: fucking diapers pubs saying "EVEN MORE ABSORBANT THAN BEFORE!!"
good shit and what happens if our babies are absorbed?
5: people who skip numbers
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x) When I think of something witty or clever to say, and then I convince myself that it's lame to use phrases "prepared" ahead of time, but then I say it anyway, only the timing is all wrong and it never comes out as good as it does in my head
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On April 13 2005 19:42 MPXMX wrote:
x) When I think of something witty or clever to say, and then I convince myself that it's lame to use phrases "prepared" ahead of time, but then I say it anyway, only the timing is all wrong and it never comes out as good as it does in my head One time I did that, and the person was like, "That sounds like you prepared it." Sooooo embarassing. =/
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Angry arrogant 12 year olds on online games like halo or CS.
*high-pitched sqeaky voice*
"K guys, we're on offence, but I'll get the sniper rifle and guard base!"
*I take sniper rifle and go on out to attack with the whole team*
"OMG What the fuck!!! you fucking noob! I'm so much better than you!!!! FAG SHIT FUCK SHIT FAG FAG GAY GAY GAY FAG HOMO, (and then some more insults involving gays)"
me: "bud calm down and help us out"
"SHUT UP GAY NOOB"
It's at this point where the angier of 12 year olds would procede to try to TK me or something. But usually the rest of the team is able to convince them that they're just being stupid.
Isn't there a word for annoying kids in korean professional gaming? "Choddin" or something?
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초딩?
cho ding
- People who seem like naturally smart, and get good grades/scores on everything w/o studying..while i have to work my ass off just to be able to get near their score.
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1. I hate the word hate.
2. Because it is overused in society today.
3. Instead of saying dislike.
4. I dislike pissing people off because I just like to get along.
5. I dislike the raw and acerbic taste in my throat after I just threw up a little or expelled bile.
6. I dislike being the first person in the line of people turning left across incoming traffic and feeling pressured into going before I really feel safe.
7. I dislike being disliked for reasons that are not passionate and/or arbitrary.
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On April 13 2005 08:37 IcedEarth wrote:
51.) When your car gently taps the back of someone else's and the other driver makes a big production out of "checking for damage". If you're saying this out of experience then you just proven that you can't drive... or try to park in places that were obviously not big enough for your car
On April 13 2005 09:48 exalted wrote:
1) People who can't get their fucking you're, your together. It's gotten worse recently the past year or so, now it's practically ubiquitious. I'm not talking about being a grammar nazi and getting everything spelled correctly, it's just such a simple error that takes 3 seconds to think, you're = you are, your = possessive..
2) People who use punctuation with fragments - I know it may be habit or whatever, but it looks so elitist and retarded in informal chats and whatnot. 1) Agreed
2) A longer sentence without comma's is unreadable.
On April 13 2005 11:26 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
7. People who type 'lol' when they're not really loling
10. Girls who sit there and 'expect' to be entertained
12. People who put so much fucking value into censorship and language and as Baal said 'political correctness' without realising none of these things have anything to do with whether you're a nice person or not.
21. Oh dear god... people who drive well under the speed limit, people who don't indicate when it's helpful, people who slow down when they go up hills instead of fucking speeding up
23. People who say they 'don't like to read'. Wtf?
7) People who abuse the 'word' lol or think lol is like a smiley and therefor type it after every goddamn sentence, even more than you would use a miley. To many of these people on WoW and it pisses me off "I found this lol" "let's go there lol"
10) I don't know any of these girls, but I can imagine that's about the stupidest attitude you can have.
12) Censorship is stupid, political correctness is only viable when it has some sort of style to it or explain things more the way they are rather then exagerating the subject by using dayly speech.
21) Under the speedlimit... that's how traffic jams are made, these people should be shot or atleast never be allowed to drive again. When the speed limit is 100km/h you don't go drive fucking 70, you drive 100~120 at least. Some people don't even fucking indicate when switching lanes or making a turn...
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People who drive slow are more dangerous than your average joe moderate speeder. Anyway research on people who are driving shows that they are quite happy in their little private enviroment and the only thing that annoy them is outside stupidness. Like little girls hitting their car from behind and acting like it's no big deal 
I dislike girls who just lay there and expect to be entertained. Seems like there are tons of them.
I absolutely hate mothers who can't get their fucking ugly baby to shut the fuck up when I'm for once taking the bus.
I dislike kids who thinks the world owe them everything they want.
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1) Kettle Corn
2) MTV as of 1993 (Die shows, put back asdflkj videos)
3) Networks that show commercials at the bottom of the screen during the movie
4) A whole aisle dedicated to toothpaste all of which have the exact same active ingredient and at the same % and all claiming they are improved over others.
5) Driving on a empty highway with no sign of anyone. Then a driver comes up behind you, and instead of passing proceeds to tail gate you for 30 miles.
6) Going into a shower without feeling like you have to piss, and as soon as you step in, you have to go.
7) Cat lovers
8) people who think iguanas are cool and want one as a pet.
9) People who tell you they will give gas money and don't or people who give you a wad of pennies and nickles as gas money.
10) Picky eaters.
11) People who call you and don't have anything to say themselves and expect you to lead the conversation.
12) Tele-marketers calling my cellphone. Or just calling.
13) People who just come over without calling.
14) I hate unwrapping gifts that are crap. Not because i got crap, but I have to pretend it isnt.
15) People who pretend to be smart or sophisticated because they own/read The DiVinci Code/1984/Catcher in the Rye
16) People who don't realize that widescreen is superior to fullscreen.
17) Celeb crazed media. I don't give a shit what John Travolta had for dinner. Or who Spears is banging.
18) People who do care.
19) Having to pretend you remember someone when they come up to you and start talking about the old times.
20) Feeling a sneeze comming on, and then nothing.
21) Political Corectness
22) Prefixes that don't make sense ie Pre-heat
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I love this thread!! <3 Zia ^^
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The majority of myspace.com users who are too busy being up their ass/other peoples asses to notice anything else apart from pictures they consider hot.
The inherent urge within people on the internet is to share their thoughts straight from the brain. Now, on MySpace this usually involves (hotttttt daimz biatch u r da bomb...ur body is pumpin' and rocking tha houzzzze). Sure this may be a stereotype, but in general I see a lot of this: a couple of "sxc, fuckin hawwwwwwt or UMMM LIKE LOLZ I WANNA RUB MYSELF ON U GURL" inducing pictures, and you now have "friends" adding you to their list of "other friends".
I'm being overly critical because its the majority of what I see or hear on this site. People surely must be getting sick to shit of generated "WHAT COCKTAIL ARE YOU?" inputting random bullshit and it generating a happy message telling you what you consist of. Oh great! I'm 2 parts happiness and 2 parts affection! Well I'll tell you now, that those are all parts bullshit. People should get over the novelty of what is an annoying internet codes trying to get attention. I am not a cocktail, I am not a carebear, I am not a character of an overplayed sitcom, I'm just a fucking person.
A word of advice for your average MySpace user: Don't reply if you can't use your brain and keyboard in conjunction.
Yes, that is one of my irks.
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No I wasn't referring to myself in particular with the car tapping someone else's car part. It's just a stupid thing that happens to tons of people, the stupid thing being the actions of the other driver.
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On April 14 2005 08:23 IcedEarth wrote:
No I wasn't referring to myself in particular with the car tapping someone else's car part. It's just a stupid thing that happens to tons of people, the stupid thing being the actions of the other driver.
That exact thing happened to my dad last night.
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2. People who use the phrase "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less"
God, it seems like everywhere i go i hear people say "I could care less" or see it on these forums. Get it right, fuckers
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On April 14 2005 09:11 SoMuchBetter wrote:
2. People who use the phrase "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less"
God, it seems like everywhere i go i hear people say "I could care less" or see it on these forums. Get it right, fuckers
...Wow, for about 4 years every time I heard "I could care less," I'd sit there and think "That doesn't make any god damn sense."
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On April 14 2005 17:18 ~AreS] wrote:Show nested quote +On April 14 2005 09:11 SoMuchBetter wrote:
2. People who use the phrase "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less"
God, it seems like everywhere i go i hear people say "I could care less" or see it on these forums. Get it right, fuckers ...Wow, for about 4 years every time I heard "I could care less," I'd sit there and think "That doesn't make any god damn sense."
I thought exactly the same. I just saw Americans saying and since english isn't my mother thongue, I just thought it was ok.
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On April 13 2005 13:48 Yizuo wrote:Show nested quote +On April 13 2005 12:40 rS.Loco wrote:
1: four color pens
2:kids who cant stop talking and yelling on counter-strike
3: fucking diapers pubs saying "EVEN MORE ABSORBANT THAN BEFORE!!"
good shit and what happens if our babies are absorbed? 5: people who skip numbers
If you actually read his post, you'd notice that there is 3.
Now who's skipping numbers?
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yes, that was the joke.
thank you, mario, you may sit down.
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On April 14 2005 17:59 MaRiO.BrOs_ wrote:Show nested quote +On April 13 2005 13:48 Yizuo wrote:On April 13 2005 12:40 rS.Loco wrote:
1: four color pens
2:kids who cant stop talking and yelling on counter-strike
3: fucking diapers pubs saying "EVEN MORE ABSORBANT THAN BEFORE!!"
good shit and what happens if our babies are absorbed? 5: people who skip numbers If you actually read his post, you'd notice that there is 3. Now who's skipping numbers?
hahahahaha, now this fellow is quick witted
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On April 14 2005 17:52 MaRiO.BrOs_ wrote:Show nested quote +On April 14 2005 17:18 ~AreS] wrote:On April 14 2005 09:11 SoMuchBetter wrote:
2. People who use the phrase "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less"
God, it seems like everywhere i go i hear people say "I could care less" or see it on these forums. Get it right, fuckers ...Wow, for about 4 years every time I heard "I could care less," I'd sit there and think "That doesn't make any god damn sense." I thought exactly the same. I just saw Americans saying and since english isn't my mother thongue, I just thought it was ok.
Oh, haha.
I thought that "I could care less" and "I couldn't care less" were actually meant to mean 2 different things; didn't know that it was just people spelling it wrong.
And people misspelling "you're" and "your" pisses me off, too, like many others here.
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Is "I could care less" even correct? It has never made sense to me.
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On April 13 2005 22:05 PanoRaMa wrote:
- People who seem like naturally smart, and get good grades/scores on everything w/o studying..while i have to work my ass off just to be able to get near their score.
This is me, sorry
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On April 14 2005 19:16 ihatett wrote:
Is "I could care less" even correct? It has never made sense to me.
Isnt it Couldnt care less? Because if they could care less, that means they care, even if its only a little.
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I hate when people say, "I could care less." Then, I begin to tell them how stupid they are for saying it incorrectly, and then they argue that they're right. It's so frustrating when people are that fucking ignorant.
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NOO take this job and shove it kicks ass, so catchy :D
lighten up to dead kennedys man, they are great
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People who make threads about themselves.
People who post in said threads because of who started the thread.
( =
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On April 14 2005 20:19 ObsoleteLogic wrote:
People who make threads about themselves.
People who post in said threads because of who started the thread.
( =
<3
<3
i posted because im defending the greatness of dead kennedys :O
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people who dont use the edit button
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and end up posting 4 times in a row
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just to say some random useless bullshit that no one will ever care about because they suck
god damnit
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On April 14 2005 20:19 ObsoleteLogic wrote:
People who make threads about themselves.
I agree...
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On April 14 2005 21:05 SoLsiTO wrote:Show nested quote +On April 14 2005 20:19 ObsoleteLogic wrote:
People who make threads about themselves.
I agree...
Unless they're totally sweet.
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On April 14 2005 21:05 SoLsiTO wrote:Show nested quote +On April 14 2005 20:19 ObsoleteLogic wrote:
People who make threads about themselves.
I agree...
I had some venting to do, fuck you very much
Plenty more to come as well.
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totally relate to 7, i used to do that all the time haha
wow there were alot more pages to this thread than i thought there were -_-
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I hate it when people bump old threads.
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yeah isn't that annoying, wait a minute...
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nice find + bump
+3 brownie points for paragon,
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People arrogant enough to refer to themselves in the third-person really piss HeadBangaa off.
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Aww you cutie you. You make SJM laugh.
~_~
I hate working at the bar and being pressured to dance with a busted fat chic cuz she controls your tip.
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Zia....I KNOW that you forgot two.
-When shitty music is played
-And people like me who randomly start typing out lyrics (of anything...)
Stop, turn, take a look around, at all the lights and sounds....
<3 from CapN.SiCkO
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