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Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
On April 12 2005 21:52 baal wrote: 3.- When 2 morons decide to go on the 2 lanes at the same freaking slow speed wont letting pass anyone. hahahah I used to do that crap when I saw a crazy driver coming up behind me. Match the speed of the guy next to me so he can't pass. One guy went around me on the shoulder haha. | ||
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ArkngelofSol
United States158 Posts
2) When you say a word incorrectly or slur something together making it come out wrong and no one believes you meant something else 3) When you yawn and put your head down and everyone thinks you are crying despite your yelling and repetitve denies. 4) Eating food the tastes really good when you are told what the REALLY put in it... 5) Having someone say something completly irrelvent to whatever you are talking about to avoid the conversation and fake amnesia... 6)When I run out of ideas suddenly have one, and forget it when I get a chance to fix this post >_> | ||
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
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ReBanned
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baal
10541 Posts
On April 12 2005 22:12 Excalibur_Z wrote: hahahah I used to do that crap when I saw a crazy driver coming up behind me. Match the speed of the guy next to me so he can't pass. One guy went around me on the shoulder haha. OMG I HATE YOU | ||
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ihatett
United States2289 Posts
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tiffany
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Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
hahahahah. TAKE IT! =] | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
2) When you are hanging out with a group that soaks every statement with such sarcasm that you are never sure if anyone is ever being serious. 3) Having 8,000+ games of Starcraft under your belt, and still fucking up your split... 4) Becoming the manipulative self-serving asshole you used to hate in high school, in order to get action (using all the mind-fucking tricks, etc) 5) When you get particularly owned in a game of Starcraft, and you type out gg but they don't type anything back. Then it's like I THOUGHT THESE ASIAN KIDS WERE BALLS-OUT ABOUT MANNERS, it was't that bad.... 6) When your boss regularly asks you to perform duties which are assigned to people who get paid $2/hr more than you, but if you bring this up, you're not a team player. 7) Companies that abuse acronyms in buzzphrases. (ie, actual brainwashing material from Best Buy: "Always execute the VTC when exuding FPOD to increase ROIC!! One-Eight-Four, the H.E.A.T!!) <---- they actually talk like that to us... 8) That singular, victimizing moment in your life that you realize: wow... cops are assholes. 9) Getting a piece of steak or popcorn stuck in your teeth. 10) When you attempt to correct derivation of an equation performed by your physics teacher, but realize half-way into your proposal that you are completely wrong, and that now nobody in the class wants to be your lab partner. | ||
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
HAHA | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
girls that don't put out players that raise me nonstop every time we play a hand (this stops once i gank them) tmac not telling me when he's doing the laundry so i have no clean socks pigeons shitting on the balcony and the periodic removal of said shit getting a girl naked and finding that the large chest matches the stomach with a huge belt crease vince carter being himself | ||
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BlaCha
Poland743 Posts
- when snow melts and there is dog shit everywhere - adding mayonnaise to everything - girls that swear | ||
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hasuwar
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
Now I work at a starbucks, and there are times when I get so frustrated with little spoiled bitches that if I had a baseball bat randomly generate in my hand, I would probably not be able to control the urge to kill them. The same applies to middle aged spoiled bitches who never worked a day in their life, and somehow don't understand that if I'm on my break, I'm not getting paid, and I don't have to do shit for them. | ||
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rpf289
United States3524 Posts
On April 12 2005 21:50 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: You'd fit in quite nicely in Chit Chat over at BF. =/this forum needs more casper and less rpf289 | ||
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IcedEarth
United States3661 Posts
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nurOs-
United Kingdom15 Posts
- AA losing to KK  OR as has happened to me twice, AA losing to 34 where 34 has to hit 2 runners after the flop to make straight/flush when I've already hit trips | ||
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~AreS]
Canada2170 Posts
Oh, and that double negative bullshit. "I ain't seen no aliens" means you HAVE seen aliens. Shut the fuck up now please. | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
The lottery is also annoying when someone wins 20 times your entire lifes earnings by chance. | ||
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