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tehredbandit
Profile Joined June 2004
United States77 Posts
April 12 2005 01:53 GMT
#21
*i hate blowing my nose in the frunt of the class.
*i hate when i look at someone to find they are looking at me.
*i hate when i see them looking at me and they dont look away.
*i hate the commencing stare down.
*i never do back away from a stare down though.
*i hate finding out the guy made a robo bay after cancling the stargate.
*i hate the reaver in my base.
*i hate getting a diet coke apon ordering a reaguler.
*i hate people who dont say please and thank you. In the respectable situation of course.
*i hate when a mother fucker wont let me into a lane wile pulling out of a parking lot.
*i hate mall's around christmas time.
*i hate being interupted during sexual interactions. My mood is at its worse at this time.
*i hate people who seem to always be bragging. It seems that they think they have the best, and are the best at everything.
*i hate when people use internet slang when trying wile debating on a serious subject.
*i hate when i through my cigerett out the window and thinking that it somehow ended up in my back seat.
*i hate when people are horrably shy.
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
April 12 2005 02:48 GMT
#22
On April 12 2005 09:11 IcedEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one

32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny


And stalker thinks I need to chill out?


yo im just sayin
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
April 12 2005 02:48 GMT
#23
On April 12 2005 09:51 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one

32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny


yo shut up, rpf thinks its awesome


thats because fu
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
April 12 2005 02:56 GMT
#24
On April 12 2005 08:34 InToTheWannaB wrote:
6 and 20 are classic lmao, but for 17 thats just where you live i think. I can stand in the middel of the street and yell SUP NIGGAS!! No one in NY would care, hell someone may even give me a few bucks because they think im crazy lol.

This is something that bugs me that I'm sure has happened to everyone. Ever walked down a hall way or street. Then you see someone you kinda know, but dont really know is walking toward you. Then they start to wave, so you wave back. Only to find they are waving to someone behind you. Ahh I hate that!
When that happens to me it's usually because I made momentary eye contact with some girl I like, and so I thought she was waving to me. So in the end, the girl I like laughs at me, the person she was waving to laughs at me, and there's usually some punk freshmen that calls me a profane word.

=/
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-04-12 03:27:14
April 12 2005 02:58 GMT
#25
On April 12 2005 09:51 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one

32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny


yo shut up, rpf thinks its awesome
I like Maddox's list of phrases he hates, and some of them are funny. Some however, are pitiful attempts at humor, and this post is probably more humorous than some of them. I think Zia's list is funny, because...well it's Zia. =)

On April 12 2005 11:48 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2005 09:51 Hot_Bid wrote:
On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one

32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny


yo shut up, rpf thinks its awesome

thats because fu

Disagreeing with someone when my opinion has been used as solid evidence is like telling your girlfriend she's a fucking cow. (read: fucking stupid).

I like your ID though, it's very clever, and I like him from The Matrix. Too bad his acting went downhill from there. =/
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
April 12 2005 03:07 GMT
#26
what the fuck
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
uhjoo
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)1740 Posts
April 12 2005 03:32 GMT
#27
zia's a genius
i want bubbles the warrior monkey back
Sw1tCh
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2005 Posts
April 12 2005 03:47 GMT
#28
No comment.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
April 12 2005 04:26 GMT
#29
A few things that irk me:

o When our cafe puts banana juice in the orange juice dispenser :r.

o When people do a half-assed job of putting toppings on my hamburger.

o When login pages automatically move your text cursor to the Username field after the page finishes loading, while you are already typing in your password.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
April 12 2005 04:38 GMT
#30
uhjoo is that a cyborg flying dog?
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
lastprobeALIVE
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States974 Posts
April 12 2005 04:54 GMT
#31
yea uhjoo, what the hell is that avatar?
when in doubt DT out
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17057 Posts
April 12 2005 04:57 GMT
#32
<3 Zia
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chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
April 12 2005 05:03 GMT
#33
On April 12 2005 12:32 uhjoo wrote:
zia's a genius


wow, what a great avatar :D
jeremy clarkson = god
Telemako
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Spain1636 Posts
April 12 2005 05:07 GMT
#34
O+ is the mirror of venus
O-> is the bow of mars if i remember correctly
I've been around since it all started, and it feels good
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-04-12 05:19:24
April 12 2005 05:16 GMT
#35
32.) Remembering enough Spanish from high school to know that the two Spaniards sitting next to you are talking about you, but not understanding enough Spanish to know what they're saying.

33.) People who exaggerate the danger of picking up a piece of broken glass.

34.) Feeling that you might fall through everytime you step on a metal grate, despite the enormous likelihood that you won't.

35.) When a stranger asks you for the time, and your fear that you won't be able to answer in an appropriate time span that causes you to blurt out, "9:23. No, 10:23! No! 9:23!"

36.) The slow, insidious way that your love for something is sucked out of you when you do it for a living.

37.) People who consider dropping cigarette butts on the sidewalk "acceptable littering".

38.) Finding an old "to do" list, most of which remains undone.

39.) Realizing that "I'll see you around" means "I'll make absolutely no effort to meet you, but perhaps we'll run into each other by accident."

40.) Return envelopes that treat you like a moron ( "Did you enclose the check?" "Did you sign your check?" )

41.) That future generations will look back on the early 2000s as an era in which we did nothing but look back at the 1970s and 1980s.

42.) When your babysitter is too busy talking to her boyfriend to play with you.

43.) When giving you credit card number over the phone, and the person says "uh-huh" after the first few numbers, so you say the next bunch and pause, but there's silence -- and the moment you begin saying the next number, she says "uh-huh".

44.) Not being able to throw away an old magazine because it has an article you want to read that you know you're never going to read.

Surely more to come ...
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
April 12 2005 05:33 GMT
#36
20.) When your thigh rubs against a leather chair, making a loud ripping noise, and everytime you rub your leg against it again, in an attempt to make the same noise to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart, it sounds nothing like the initial noise.

21.) When the driver pushes the unlock button, but you pull the handle at the same moment and remain locked out

Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
April 12 2005 06:11 GMT
#37
1. When selecting your state from an online form and then scrolling down with the mouse and it changes your state because it's still focused on it.

3. Having an awkward moment where you don't know how to act and then later thinking of how you wish you would have acted.

3. Laying in bed feeling enthusiastic about a plan you have and then losing that feeling the next day.

In response to 20.) Feeling ridiculous that there is pressure to recreate the sound in the first place.
Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man acute.
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
April 12 2005 06:17 GMT
#38
You are making up all that stuff on your own? It's pretty brilliant
Prawned
Profile Joined August 2004
United Kingdom794 Posts
April 12 2005 06:18 GMT
#39
A couple of things which really piss me off.

People who say things like "We don't need no money" or "I don't want no food" It's bloody ANY.
When someones says to me "Can I lend [object] off you" It's bloody BORROW.
ihatett
Profile Joined January 2005
United States2289 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-04-12 06:20:30
April 12 2005 06:20 GMT
#40
#.)When you are walking towards someone, you step to your left, and they step the same direction. You go the other way, and they do the same. Then, there is a pause, in which both of you look down, waiting for the other person to go.
I love Protoss because it is tough and straight. Protoss is the race for men.
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