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racebannon
Profile Joined January 2004
Canada1225 Posts
March 18 2005 10:23 GMT
#1
Bill Fillmaff can show you how with his secret system!

http://www.billfillmaff.com/
when they really get to know you they will run
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
March 18 2005 10:38 GMT
#2
I have no idea who he is but he funny as hell
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
racebannon
Profile Joined January 2004
Canada1225 Posts
March 18 2005 10:40 GMT
#3
it's a Phil Hellmuth parody from Fragmaster, who does a ton of really funny flashes and stuff
when they really get to know you they will run
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
March 18 2005 10:44 GMT
#4
DQ for pissing on the table lmao
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
Izenra
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada679 Posts
March 18 2005 10:52 GMT
#5
First of all, , shoot I thought the thread was going to be real and that I was gonna learn by magic the trick to become a pro-pokerplayer ! :D

I am going to watch the video later cuz im on my bad computer, i suppose he's saying bullshit and stuff like that :D:D:D im gonna check it out at school ( better comp than mine --> one of the only good stuff about my school)

yea the text is saying some true fact about Phil Hellmuth . But I like the guy, because he's keeping the WSOP fun to average people, which make them wanna play poker, which fill party poker with TONS of fishies!
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-03-18 11:03:36
March 18 2005 10:56 GMT
#6
HOLY SHIT HE OWNS
HE IS SO FUNNY
ALL GO WATCH + READ
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
March 18 2005 11:04 GMT
#7
ROFL that was awesome.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20007 Posts
March 18 2005 11:07 GMT
#8
That interview almost reminds me of Strafe's...
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
March 18 2005 11:29 GMT
#9
On March 18 2005 19:56 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:
HOLY SHIT HE OWNS
HE IS SO FUNNY
ALL GO WATCH + READ


ioi
JAM THE FUCKER!
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
March 18 2005 11:36 GMT
#10
On March 18 2005 20:29 Casper... wrote:
ioi

casper you know i love you
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
March 18 2005 11:48 GMT
#11
Good parody.
Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man acute.
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
March 18 2005 11:58 GMT
#12
ha, this is funny..I just actually finished downloading phil's poker system video.. Gonna watch it and compare now
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
March 18 2005 12:56 GMT
#13
I love when Phil Hellmuth loses a hand and gets up and whines and bitches while marching around it cracks me up.
Looking for Skilled players to join an Active, Involved clan. PM Me for Details.
mahc
Profile Joined November 2004
United States874 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-03-18 13:13:10
March 18 2005 13:11 GMT
#14
LOL hahaha

having a good table image means that all the other players on the table know youre the best

hey this kinda reminded me of elky... sunglasses poker
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
March 18 2005 13:22 GMT
#15
oh man hahaha
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
Capn
Profile Joined December 2002
United States539 Posts
March 18 2005 13:44 GMT
#16
"My reverse implied odds were 500,000 to 900"
Hilarious
SUPREMEICEBEAM!!!
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4536 Posts
March 18 2005 17:37 GMT
#17
Elky should remake this video.. I think a big french accent and elky style would be much more of fun for our little big community
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
my-baby
Profile Joined November 2004
United Kingdom176 Posts
March 18 2005 18:32 GMT
#18
On March 19 2005 02:37 0x64 wrote:
Elky should remake this video.. I think a big french accent and elky style would be much more of fun for our little big community



you want the extension for korea? lol
my baby !
GroT
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Belgium3003 Posts
March 18 2005 19:14 GMT
#19
Fillmaff with a wired pair of cowboys !!


lol
DANCE ALL DAY
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7454 Posts
March 24 2005 19:39 GMT
#20
I almost died .... phil is my favorite player, not to win but to watch....


This kid is halarious
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
March 25 2005 06:36 GMT
#21
Did anybody else catch the King Jackoff
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
MannerKiss
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2398 Posts
March 25 2005 06:56 GMT
#22
I'm supposeing it really helps if you know who he is parodying
I want an igloo.
Prawned
Profile Joined August 2004
United Kingdom794 Posts
March 25 2005 06:59 GMT
#23
That was bloody great
iNsaNe-
Profile Joined January 2005
Finland5201 Posts
March 25 2005 07:07 GMT
#24
On March 25 2005 15:59 Prawned wrote:
That was bloody great


I agree.
It takes a fool to remain sane.
THC-303
Profile Joined August 2005
Canada113 Posts
September 10 2005 09:34 GMT
#25
On March 25 2005 15:36 Chris307 wrote:
Did anybody else catch the King Jackoff

LOL
Protoss is the race for people who suck dick.
Prawned
Profile Joined August 2004
United Kingdom794 Posts
September 10 2005 09:44 GMT
#26
Way to go necromancer.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20007 Posts
September 10 2005 09:46 GMT
#27
On September 10 2005 18:44 Prawned wrote:
Way to go necromancer.

haha nice one :p
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
fEAthEr
Profile Joined July 2004
Canada482 Posts
September 10 2005 09:48 GMT
#28
this has been posted three times now zzz
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20007 Posts
September 10 2005 09:55 GMT
#29
On September 10 2005 18:48 fEAthEr wrote:
this has been posted three times now zzz

Its not a new thread, its a old one that got bumped
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ArseniC-2
Profile Joined August 2005
United States131 Posts
September 10 2005 10:26 GMT
#30
hahahah, so damn funny thanks to whoever bumped it I missed it last time ;D

Helmouth is like my favorite player to watch that's why this is so good =D
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
September 10 2005 11:02 GMT
#31
you don't know your own favorite player's last name? (
ColdSoup
Profile Joined February 2005
United States447 Posts
September 10 2005 11:33 GMT
#32
im not trying to be the ass that ruins everyones fun of reading a unique thread, but it was posted a couple of months ago on tl.net probably with a worse thread title or at a bad time where everone couldn't catch it.
ColdSoup
Profile Joined February 2005
United States447 Posts
September 10 2005 11:50 GMT
#33
On September 10 2005 18:55 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2005 18:48 fEAthEr wrote:
this has been posted three times now zzz

Its not a new thread, its a old one that got bumped


whoops didnt look at dates
Suicide
Profile Joined December 2002
United States475 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-10 12:33:42
September 10 2005 12:32 GMT
#34
Me and my friends are making a video about poker thats sort of like this :D I'll let you guys know when its done.

heres a spoiler for you taken from part of our script

"If you go into a pot, with the two garbage cards, with the intent of bad beating your opponent before he bad beats you, that increases your chances from 30% or so instantly to 98%. The goal of poker is not to have the best hand and get your money into the pot with it, its to bad beat your opponent before the scumbag bad beats you."
Life drags on
ArseniC-2
Profile Joined August 2005
United States131 Posts
September 12 2005 16:31 GMT
#35
On September 10 2005 20:02 PanoRaMa wrote:
you don't know your own favorite player's last name? (


lol =X HELLMUTH KK WHAT WAS I THINKING
btw I just finished watching all 5 episodes, and they get less funny as they go on... but still pretty good. I hope he makes more =D
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