So usually I'm a lurker, reading a prodigious amount of TL a day but not posting very frequently. But over time I've noticed and then looked into (thank you search function) a particular poster whom I think is just an amazing person, and now my feelings have developed to the point where I want to take action. The problem is, what should I do? I don't really have experience with online hook-ups, mostly just the IRL kind. However I feel like the community can help me out, given their experience and success with others, so please read and thanks in advance!
First you may wonder--how do I even know if there's an opportunity there? Well, in terms of pure logistics, I'm 21 and Chinese-American and from what he's said, I think he's also in his 20s and is Korean-American. The ages work out and I am Asian and like Starcraft, Kpop, kimchi, and skin-care products so I have some cultural understanding. Also, he likes Bruce Lee, Magic: The Gathering, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and cats. ME TOO!
I don't know if he has a girlfriend or not, but I'm scared to ask because the minute I do it'll be like declaring my interest. But I really do think we have a lot of potential...He definitely has experience with girls though, because he responds to girl blogs very often and extremely well. Onto that:
Why do I think this is worth pursuing? Aside from the aforementioned shared interests, his posts are always thoughtful, funny, intelligent, and creative, which is why he stood out in the first place. (No offense guys.) And, perhaps most importantly, he's CONFIDENT without coming off as a douche. I mean, from here it's not too hard to figure out why I would like him. All that stuff you've seen in movies about girls liking guys like that? Yeah, it's true. In fact, I'm surprised other girls in the community haven't already propositioned him...well, maybe they have and I am just one of many. I guess that's worth considering too.
I have a job and an apartment so I don't need him to provide for me--I don't have any ulterior motives like that. I just think he's a really great and intelligent guy that I'd like to spend time with. On one hand, I'm scared to move forward but on the other, I haven't felt this excited since high school. I can't get him off my mind.
So what do you think? Is it worth sending him a PM? Or rather, should I try to post in threads he's posted in, hoping he'll notice me? Or is he completely out of my league and I should just admire him quietly?
There's even a chance he's reading this right now. If so...hi?
On July 13 2011 05:55 Galaxy_Zerg wrote: You probably made 1000 nerds' hearts fall out of their chest with this post
Way too specific. But it would certainly be awesome if a confirmed, good-looking(and non-Riku) girl posted something like this but more vague. Your statement would be absolutely true in that case.
I love ILOVEKITTENS too (no homo) I read girlsblog just because his posts are so awesome and funny (but accurate)
be sure he'll read it, anyway I would have gone for the PM 1st rather than the open letter but maybe he'll love the romantic bravery of such a try! good luck
Aweeeee <3 You're adorable. I know exactly how you feel. Girl, just tell him. I'm sure he'll want to get to know you. You seem really nice and caring.
I wish you luck <3
Don't just hope he'll notice you. In a thread there tend to be a lot of people. Your name doesn't scream 21 year old female Chinese-American who has a thing for him. PM him. Most guys need that little prod, especially online. <3
Im torn between whether this or the positive replies to it sadden me more, there are plenty of epic people to meet in the real world, taking online into it just seems iffy to me also, this could be a troll account, just saying (although that is a ton of effort to go to so its not likely...)
If he says no or doesn't reply, you're right where you are now. What's the harm? I mean, I fear rejection, too, but it's a lot easier to come by when you've never met somebody than when its face-to-face. I say go for it.
edit: I'd start off with some kind of friendship first. You seem to know a lot more about him than he knows about you, I bet. I'd also warn you that long distance relationships are extremely difficult.
On July 13 2011 06:32 QuAnTuM314 wrote: Suddenly, in one blog post, Team Liquid has been transformed into a way to pick up girls. I sudder to think of the consequences...
I think you mean a way for girls to pick up guys. TL is now like a grocery store; but instead of vegetables, it's awkward males that are being perused. And I'm okay with that.
(1) An increase in people responding to girl blogs. (2) An increase in people trying to type seductively to try to build attraction with the TL ladies, such as by intermittently providing pickup lines in random threads.
...
Are you a queen? Because you just infested my heart...
On July 13 2011 05:50 Khaymus wrote: Just tell him.
If a girl walked up to me and said "hey, I like the same things you like and I also like you."
It is a very good chance I would date her and see where it went from there. Really, with a guy, it is simple. Just tell him and it should be fine.
Just do it.
Remember, as you said, CONFIDENCE IS SEXY!
;D
Example, I saw cleveradvisor in a thread on the League of Legends forums. I asked him out for a beer. What happened? Well, he replied and we ended up talking a bunch (and realized I'd have to travel 2,600mi to treat him to that beer).
On July 13 2011 06:32 QuAnTuM314 wrote: Suddenly, in one blog post, Team Liquid has been transformed into a way to pick up girls. I sudder to think of the consequences...
I think you mean a way for girls to pick up guys. TL is now like a grocery store; but instead of vegetables, it's awkward males that are being perused. And I'm okay with that.
Hahaha.
So no one has e-detective'd their way to the person yet?
PS If you've fallen in love with Torte, he's mine, gtfo.
On July 13 2011 06:49 Gnial wrote: I foresee two things coming of this OP:
(1) An increase in people responding to girl blogs. (2) An increase in people trying to type seductively to try to build attraction with the TL ladies, such as by intermittently providing pickup lines in random threads.
...
Are you a queen? Because you just infested my heart...
You're the arbiter to my dragoon. I just love the way you support me.
If I were this man I might be a little wierded out. Perhaps suggest a skype date? that actually could be kinda cute, you each make dinner and skype while eating!
I've had online acquaintances turn into real life relationships. One lasted 5 years, the other 2.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Worst thing that can happen is that you get told no and then you can move on instead of always just wondering. Also, yes, I'm a complete hypocrite because I am bad at starting relationships and horribly shy in that specific type of situation...
But in all seriousness, just shoot him a PM or message on b.net. You don't have to necessarily be up front about it; talk to him for a while, get to know him, etc. Don't be nervous about it, just be yourself. Best of luck, report back later!
Hey I happen to like a girl on teamliquid too. She's so shy it's cute, she's cultured (makes good music), and is a BGH pro. I posted in this blog because she did too and I hope she sees this!
Why are you still reading this? This could be time better spent getting to know your secret crush, at this very instant he could be serenading you over skype while you sip on a glass of your favorite wine in front of your softly glowing monitor plastered with images of his hunky body. You could be busy telling him tales of the things you love most only to find out... that he also loves these things! Every extra minute you delay, could instead be spent quietly chattering creating an even stronger connection between the two of you.
Seriously theres no sense in delaying this, navigate your mouse to the top left of this webpage right now. Hit that PM button and find your way down to the New PM section, fill out his name (oh what a clever name he's chosen for himself... so sexy.. ) snap out of that you've still got work to do! Onto the subject line, put in something along the the lines of : "Love your posts!" or if you're not feeling so bold a simple "Hey" or "Hi" will still suffice, next comes the hard part. What to actually say, this is mainly up to how bold you feel. If you're feeling extra bold something like:
"Hi i couldn't help but seeing you have a lot excellent girl advice, and what you said is what i'm looking for in a guy and i would like to get to know you better if you are interested?"
Or if not "Hi i saw your post _____, and i really felt a connection with what you were saying. I would love to talk about X with you if you are interested?"
Then if there is an affirmative answer you can send back some form of contact details if you want. i.e. : "Do you have skype? I find it makes chatting a lot easier than through TL PM's, here's my skype details: XXX" (or if you are not comfortable with voice you can send msn etc, though voice has the bonus of letting him know you are female.)
The rest is up to you! Now go out there and charm his socks off.
On July 13 2011 08:07 Torte de Lini wrote: This is why TL needs an ignore feature, so when you confess your love and he is a giant douche and breaks your heart, you can ignore him.
Or you could stop sending her creepy breakup pm's.
On July 13 2011 09:03 Chairman Ray wrote: Shoot him a pm. It's a win win situation tbh. Even if he declines, it will still flatter him and totally make his day.
EDIT: Actually you can't reach him through pm. CombatEX is banned from TL. Try emailing or something.
Pretty sure CombatEX is in Greater Toronto Area, not philly.
On July 13 2011 09:03 Chairman Ray wrote: Shoot him a pm. It's a win win situation tbh. Even if he declines, it will still flatter him and totally make his day.
EDIT: Actually you can't reach him through pm. CombatEX is banned from TL. Try emailing or something.
Pretty sure CombatEX is in Greater Toronto Area, not philly.
Yea, but he's so amazing he has the time to live in both places along with everything else he does.
On July 13 2011 09:09 EsX_Raptor wrote: i'm going to have to start writing more explicit blogs
Yeah man, that's the way to do it. I'll get started now:
"So I spread my creep across her yard and up to her bedroom window. Upon scanning inside I scouted her; finally she was this close...no hallucination. She was sitting in front of her mirror, upgrading her makeup. She was probably preparing to drop by a party as it was Friday night. I could feel my energy building up inside..."
On July 13 2011 09:03 Chairman Ray wrote: Shoot him a pm. It's a win win situation tbh. Even if he declines, it will still flatter him and totally make his day.
EDIT: Actually you can't reach him through pm. CombatEX is banned from TL. Try emailing or something.
Pretty sure CombatEX is in Greater Toronto Area, not philly.
Yea, but he's so amazing he has the time to live in both places along with everything else he does.
Like twelveapm I usually lurk here too, but I have to speak up now. Come on and PM him and tell us what happens! The suspense is taking a heavy toll on my ability to get other stuff done.
hahaha this is obviously directed to ILOVEKITTENS. but i am sure this is a joke...
edit: and this made me laugh so hard
On July 13 2011 06:49 Gnial wrote: I foresee two things coming of this OP:
(1) An increase in people responding to girl blogs. (2) An increase in people trying to type seductively to try to build attraction with the TL ladies, such as by intermittently providing pickup lines in random threads.
...
Are you a queen? Because you just infested my heart...
Considering the sig, this is either a troll account or the mystery man is ILOVEKITTENS. The only problem is he responds to Gril Blogs and this is quite clearly a boy blog...
On July 13 2011 13:05 Torte de Lini wrote: Maybe this is a Serejai parody :B
So what is this...
On July 13 2011 06:18 Serejai wrote: Wow!!! This is incredible! I was so glad to read that you liked me because I've secretly had a crush on you myself and I've been scared to tell you.
It's so cool that we like all the same things! I can't wait to meet you and hang out. Toss me your number via PM and let's get the ball rolling!
On July 13 2011 13:24 DivinO wrote: I don't think he's from Philly. She only said "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Which doesn't necessarily mean he's from Philly.
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You don't know if he has had other accounts on this site with more expository and potentially negative information about him
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used in metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: Let's state the facts:
You have never talked to him
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness.
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude, you're the only one left ): You like "It's always Sunny" right?
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: Let's state the facts:
You have never talked to him
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude, you're the only one left ): You like "It's always Sunny" right?
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: Let's state the facts:
You have never talked to him
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude, you're the only one left ): You like "It's always Sunny" right?
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: Let's state the facts:
You have never talked to him
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude, you're the only one left ): You like "It's always Sunny" right?
I love it when it's sunny outside.
Close enough. You in Philly?
You really want it to be true don't you?
You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: Let's state the facts:
You have never talked to him
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude, you're the only one left ): You like "It's always Sunny" right?
I love it when it's sunny outside.
Close enough. You in Philly?
You really want it to be true don't you?
You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.
Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there
Yo, it would have been perfect. I love Kittens meets irresistible young dame who is infatuated by his charisma, wise words and SKIN CARE MANIACAL ADORATION!
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: Let's state the facts:
You have never talked to him
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude, you're the only one left ): You like "It's always Sunny" right?
I love it when it's sunny outside.
Close enough. You in Philly?
You really want it to be true don't you?
You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.
Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there
Yo, it would have been perfect. I love Kittens meets irresistible young dame who is infatuated by his charisma, wise words and SKIN CARE MANIACAL ADORATION!
Sorry Mr Pasta Man but this isn't hollywood.
It is a cruel world, where ILOVEKITTENS is white and McDonalds sells salads (seriously, who are they kidding?). All we can do is hope that this mystery man is as manly as his manliness the manly-man. But he is in Osaka, and married. It seems we are destined for dispare
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: Let's state the facts:
You have never talked to him
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude, you're the only one left ): You like "It's always Sunny" right?
I love it when it's sunny outside.
Close enough. You in Philly?
You really want it to be true don't you?
You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.
Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there
Yo, it would have been perfect. I love Kittens meets irresistible young dame who is infatuated by his charisma, wise words and SKIN CARE MANIACAL ADORATION!
Sorry Mr Pasta Man but this isn't hollywood.
It is a cruel world, where ILOVEKITTENS is white and McDonalds sells salads (seriously, who are they kidding?). All we can do is hope that this mystery man is as manly as his manliness the manly-man. But he is in Osaka, and married. It seems we are destined for dispare
LOL Your dreams are so much farther than mine. At least mine is in the U.S. (and very close to Philly).
This is adorable, I am not sure its a troll or not though. Too nice to be on the internet, but we are at TL..well if anything can happen this is the place for it.
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: Let's state the facts:
You have never talked to him
You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
You have a professed crush on this person
Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.
However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.
There are a few beacons of hope, however:
You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness
There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.
Good luck! FIGHTING!
EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude, you're the only one left ): You like "It's always Sunny" right?
I love it when it's sunny outside.
Close enough. You in Philly?
You really want it to be true don't you?
You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.
Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there
Yo, it would have been perfect. I love Kittens meets irresistible young dame who is infatuated by his charisma, wise words and SKIN CARE MANIACAL ADORATION!
Sorry Mr Pasta Man but this isn't hollywood.
It is a cruel world, where ILOVEKITTENS is white and McDonalds sells salads (seriously, who are they kidding?). All we can do is hope that this mystery man is as manly as his manliness the manly-man. But he is in Osaka, and married. It seems we are destined for dispare
LOL Your dreams are so much farther than mine. At least mine is in the U.S. (and very close to Philly).
If you're going to swing, swing for the fences.
I don't see where Philly comes into this. Actually the more I read the OP the more I get the troll vibe. Why would you mention that you have a job and an apartment? It is just so random...
Gonna have a little dig...
Edit: Well no previous blogs, which fits the lurker image. Some posts about NYC, Korea and college. Nothing here to make me suspicious. Verdict is Not a Troll.
I had the image of many guys rushing to fit the pair of glass shoes that belonged to the mysterious prince that the princess danced with the night before as I read the comments in this blog haha. Though I must admit it is a wonderful inspiration for a new illustration...
Under the assumption this is not a troll blog, I'd echo what the others have said, "You go girl!"
So this was supposed to be a "tribute," of sorts, to ILOVEKITTENS posts in girl blogs, and I thought, what better vehicle than his usual source material? I thought it was somewhat obvious that this was not a serious relationship thread due to things like
The ages work out and I am Asian and like Starcraft, Kpop, kimchi, and skin-care products so I have some cultural understanding.
but evidently these are fine things for bridging a cultural gap. Regarding clues to the identity, I just picked certain identifying features from some of his recent posts. And I thought he was Korean-American given his expertise at picking up Korean girls, but apparently I was one of the few who did not know he was white. -.- This was a case of an unreliable narrator. (In fact, apparently I may have actually met him in real life at a TL event without my knowledge. I'm a failure.) Anyway, the answer was in my "signature/quote" area right under the blog, which a few of you picked up on.
I didn't expect it to turn into a manhunt (because I thought only a few would get trolled) but you guys came up with some good nominees. I've read all of the replies and the suggestions were all quality people that could have easily inspired a similar blog. Milkis, SirJolt, Torte de Lini, and of course HotBid and other (self-nominated) staff would all be worth pursuit. So if you're reading this, I'm a fan! (Oh and I almost forgot CombatEX. Who wouldn't want in on that? Skills in SC and so good at juggling real life too.)
Anyway, hope you guys didn't feel like you wasted your time/good will because I didn't mean for that and I think it was all in good fun. Believe me, I'm sure there are some girls on TL that do have these thoughts and you've all shown yourselves to be very supportive and kind, so just keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for the read!
Anyway, hope you guys didn't feel like you wasted your time/good will because I didn't mean for that and I think it was all in good fun. Believe me, I'm sure there are some girls on TL that do have these thoughts and you've all shown yourselves to be very supportive and kind, so just keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for the read!
On July 13 2011 16:53 ketomai wrote: I guess I don't read TL often enough anymore -.-. I didn't even know who ilovekittens was unless he's related to ilovecats.
Go read his post history on any thread in the blog section, you won't be disappointed.
On July 13 2011 06:01 LeLfe wrote: I love ILOVEKITTENS too (no homo) I read girlsblog just because his posts are so awesome and funny (but accurate)
be sure he'll read it, anyway I would have gone for the PM 1st rather than the open letter but maybe he'll love the romantic bravery of such a try! good luck
Remember the OP is an Asian girl, so it's probably one of the guys who have given 'nice guy' advice as opposed to most of the 'man-up' style replies that ILOVEKITTENS and others have given.
On July 13 2011 19:16 Dark Stalker wrote: Remember the OP is an Asian girl, so it's probably one of the guys who have given 'nice guy' advice as opposed to most of the 'man-up' style replies that ILOVEKITTENS and others have given.
So this was supposed to be a "tribute," of sorts, to ILOVEKITTENS posts in girl blogs, and I thought, what better vehicle than his usual source material? I thought it was somewhat obvious that this was not a serious relationship thread due to things like
The ages work out and I am Asian and like Starcraft, Kpop, kimchi, and skin-care products so I have some cultural understanding.
but evidently these are fine things for bridging a cultural gap. Regarding clues to the identity, I just picked certain identifying features from some of his recent posts. And I thought he was Korean-American given his expertise at picking up Korean girls, but apparently I was one of the few who did not know he was white. -.- This was a case of an unreliable narrator. (In fact, apparently I may have actually met him in real life at a TL event without my knowledge. I'm a failure.) Anyway, the answer was in my "signature/quote" area right under the blog, which a few of you picked up on.
I didn't expect it to turn into a manhunt (because I thought only a few would get trolled) but you guys came up with some good nominees. I've read all of the replies and the suggestions were all quality people that could have easily inspired a similar blog. Milkis, SirJolt, Torte de Lini, and of course HotBid and other (self-nominated) staff would all be worth pursuit. So if you're reading this, I'm a fan! (Oh and I almost forgot CombatEX. Who wouldn't want in on that? Skills in SC and so good at juggling real life too.)
Anyway, hope you guys didn't feel like you wasted your time/good will because I didn't mean for that and I think it was all in good fun. Believe me, I'm sure there are some girls on TL that do have these thoughts and you've all shown yourselves to be very supportive and kind, so just keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for the read!
I wasn't a sexist before I understood women. There was a time when I was blissfully ignorant. I grew up watching Disney cartoons, I believed in romance and "true love conquers all" etc. I wanted to find a woman who could be my equal, my partner. I believed in finding that one true love and being committed to each other forever. You know, like in the marriage vows, "for better or for worse, through sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer" etc. And I believed that women basically wanted the same thing. Now I understand that this was only possible when society was structured to enforce it. Now that women are "liberated" (and thus at the mercy of their own emotions and baser instincts) this is mostly no longer possible in today's society. Victorian society, or many Arab societies, are examples of how society used to be structured to keep women as faithful as possible.
I'd like to point out that I am not a misogynist...I love women. But I AM a sexist, in the sense that I believe women are vastly different than men and, according to the standards that men hold for other men, women are inferior as well.
I must be a bitter loser, right? In fact, I enjoy more success with women than most of the men in this city. I have slept with over 200 women in my life. I am sleeping with 5 different women right now. They are all normal, healthy, well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks scale) professional women. (At least as normal and healthy and well-adjusted as women can be - most women have issues.) But that's not all. I can go out any night of the week and pick up a woman. I can pick her up in front of all her friends (with 80% efficiency for each approach.) Women will slip me their phone number when their boyfriend is in the bathroom. I can talk to women on the street or in the grocery store and within 30 minutes, I can usually have sex with them right there in my car or get them back to my place. If I have to settle for a phone number, and I meet her on another day, assuming she doesn't flake, I WILL fuck her that next day.
Let me point out right now that my Modus Operandi doesn't change in the slightest if she single or if she has a boyfriend or husband. I just do my normal routine and I fuck her. Sometimes she brings up the boyfriend so she won't feel guilty when I fuck her because now it's "my fault." Sometimes she hides it from me until after I've fucked her, then she admits it. I can't tell you how many times I've been laying next to some chick, all sweaty cause I just finished busting a nut all over her face or in her mouth or on her back, and suddenly her phone rings and she's on the phone with her man, giving him some bullshit story. This is with NO GUILT WHATSOEVER!!! The sweetest most innocent girls you ever laid eyes on, will cheat at the drop of a HAT. The one thing that most men value most - loyalty - is just not there with women. Women don't think in terms of honor, women don't say "word is bond;" women are basically emotionally driven. If they feel it, they do it, period. Then they rationalize it to themselves later. Nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way she feels and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having emotional realizations. That's why women love astrology, chick flicks, soap operas, stupid Cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about yourself, etc.
I must be really good looking, right? NOPE. My looks are marginal; I'm maybe a 7. I don't work out (though I'm not fat or anything.) In fact I didn't have any success with women until I was in my early 20's. That's when I decided to go out a lot and start trying to get laid... I was willing to face rejection a thousand times a night, and do it over and over, trying everything, until I got it right. I had to completely set my ego aside. I didn't get laid at all for the first few months. Then every now and then. Then pretty often. Then downright consistently! I'm in my early 30's now and I am basically a sexual god. I wouldn't have even believed this were possible when I was in high school. The ONLY factor that determined whether a woman would cheat was my own skill level. When my skills were poor, women shit all over me. (Everyone knows how women think they have license to be rude bitches in social situations... in fact I understand and appreciate that behavior now.) But once my skills got good, I could fuck just about anyone's wife or girlfriend. And many times I didn't know they had a man until after I fucked them.
Look, I'm not saying that men are perfect, or whatever. Far from it. I'm just saying, I've spent a lot of my time studying women and interacting with them, and I know how they are. In fact, sometimes I hate knowing it. Sometimes I wish I had taken the blue pill, and never went down the rabbit hole, because now there's really no going back. I didn't want to believe these things... but how could I ever get married now? How could I ever be the chump who pays for everything and blissfully goes through life not worrying about his woman because he trusts her? Look, would you leave your dog alone with a steak? You can't hate the dog for doing what's in its nature. You can't trust a dog, BUT you can trust a dog to BE a dog. Some men are disloyal... but I could *never* trust a woman to be loyal. Some men are bad presidents...but I could *never* vote for a woman to be president. I can rarely expect a woman to regard her own promises as more important and compelling to her than the emotions she feels in the moment. She will rationalize it to herself later.
Here's an interesting fact. Did you know that the median 22 year old woman has TWICE as much sex as the median 22 year old man? You might ask, how is that possible? If a woman's having sex, doesn't that mean a man is having sex at the same time? And thus, shouldn't men be having just as much sex as women? NO...because most men hardly get laid, or if they do, it's because they "got lucky." But a small group of men get laid ALL THE TIME, and fuck LOTS AND LOTS of women! It's evolution at work. Women follow their emotions, and that leads them to sleep with men like me (who know how to control female emotions.) Women want the top man...so the top man fucks lots of women. That's right - the sexual revolution, feminism, etc has resulted in a return to harems. Women, at the mercy of their own emotions, are volunteering for the modern-day equivalent of harems. Lucky for me!! Heh.
You might say, "But...but...I'm so nice! I'm a nice guy!" Guess what? That's like a fat chick saying, "But I'm so smart!" As if those things have anything in the world to do with sexual attraction!
I'm going to give some tips here for the poor sucker guys who are posting online trying to get laid and who are spending hundreds / thousands of dollars on all those whores out there without getting any play. (You bitches know exactly what you're doing, and I'm on to your game!)
Don't be sexually judgemental in any way. A woman's worst fear is to be perceived as a slut. She will suck your toes and take it in the ass if she thinks you don't view her poorly for it (and she knows her friends won't find out.)
Don't get angry at her. Women know they have emotional outbursts and they need to trust that you can handle that. It's ok (and necessary) to occasionally put your foot down...just make sure she knows you are fully in control of yourself.
Don't let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will immediately lose all respect for you. Always be leading. It's just like dancing - women hate a man who can't lead. When first approaching a woman or a group, they tend to get a feeling like this is just your little scheme to get close to them, when you really just want something from them - like sex. (And they're right.) It's important to structure your body language and conversation so that they honestly don't believe you want something from them. They should feel like you are about to leave at any second.
DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don't show off. Don't talk about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that you are trying to prove yourself to her, she loses all interest.
Don't ignore her friends. A woman values her friend's opinions more than just about anything else in the world. Nothing matters to her more than what other women are thinking. Give her friends lots of attention and get everyone laughing. If one woman is feeling different than the others, she will drag them away. They will follow like a flock of pigeons. Society is the book of women. (Notice that men do NOT behave this way! Women are very different!)
To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her lots of emotions and feelings. Don't just make her feel good. Make her feel good, and angry, and sad, and connected, and astonished, and intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your sick puppy. Tell her why things would never work out between the two of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start touching you...playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she gives you that "I can't believe you just said that" look, do NOT back down, do not say "Oh I'm just kidding" or anything like that.
As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by throwing in logic. She will ask you if you are a player, or if you say this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don't take it seriously by giving it some logical answer! That's right...women lose interest if you take them seriously!!! It's crazy but that's how they behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she's saying as though she is coming on to you. If you fail these tests, she will be gone so fast your head will spin.
She will start asking you lots of questions. This is what chicks do when they suddenly find themselves attracted to a man they know nothing about. This is your chance to open up a little and also find out more about her and build a deeper connection. You have to do this, or she will flake later (even if you've kissed her!) Women are the worst flakes in the world! Don't make it too easy for her, make her work for it a bit. Then talk about connections and childhood memories and things you have in common, etc. She needs to feel that this is genuine. This is usually the time when I throw in a few fake vulnerabilities, like pretending I'm shy or insecure about something. I know it's fucked up but women need to see that there are at least a few small holes where they can sink their hooks in you. They get uneasy if you are too perfect.
Make sure she gets the feeling that you have standards and that you are judging her based on them. Ask her questions that show her you are checking her out to see if she is up to snuff. Women don't like to feel like you are with them only because you can't do any better. They prefer to feel like you have high standards; you can get any chick you want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO different from all the others. Yeah, I know.
Move her to different locations. Take her next door for a drink. Take her across the street to check out some art. The more locations the better. Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman will do just about anything as long as she doesn't have to feel like it was "her fault." Make it YOUR fault. Make it "just happen." She will rationalize it to herself later using the same bullshit generator that women use to flake out on dates at the last minute. Don't get her horny until you get her isolated. Believe me, emotional is better than horny.
Keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and rejection. If she feels rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD. And if she feels too validated, she will ditch you in a heartbeat. So push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in.
BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. Chicks do not look at your excuses and try to see if they are bullshit or not... because that is the logical thing to do, and chicks are not logical. Rather, what they do is see if YOU seem to believe your own bullshit when you say it. If you look like you do, then chances are, they will believe it too. So the key is to believe your own bullshit, and other aspects about yourself that you want the chick to believe about you too (alpha male..whatever)... because your own self beliefs for some reason will automatically 'impart' to the chick! One more thing...many guys make the mistake of listening to female romantic advice. Don't listen to them, THEY DON'T KNOW WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what they
THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND to. And furthermore, a large part of the female sexual experience IS the inability to admit these things BECAUSE they derive sexual pleasure from putting up resistance and being overwhelmed.
If you do things this way, after a few months practice you WILL get laid like a rock star. The guys who get laid are the ones who know what they are doing, because they have practiced on lots of women. Ironically, women are most attracted to the men who are most likely to fuck them and then dump them on their ass - because those are precisely the men who have so many other options because they practice on lots of women. That's why you always hear women bitching about how men are assholes that only want to fuck them and dump them - because those are the men that they gravitate to.
Women tend to wise up when they get towards their 30s, and they start looking for a nice wimpy beta male to settle down with and pay for all their shit. As they get older, they will get more and more desperate to find this guy. Once they do, they will cheat on him with an exciting fun guy like me. (But who wants to fuck some old chick in her 30's? That's what beta males are for! Heh)
Hey, don't blame me - I didn't make things the way they are. I was just a guy who wanted to get laid. And I do.
Women tend to wise up when they get towards their 30s, and they start looking for a nice wimpy beta male to settle down with and pay for all their shit. As they get older, they will get more and more desperate to find this guy. Once they do, they will cheat on him with an exciting fun guy like me. (But who wants to fuck some old chick in her 30's? That's what beta males are for! Heh)
Hey, don't blame me - I didn't make things the way they are. I was just a guy who wanted to get laid. And I do.
On July 13 2011 05:55 Galaxy_Zerg wrote: You probably made 1000 nerds' hearts fall out of their chest with this post
Way too specific. But it would certainly be awesome if a confirmed, good-looking(and non-Riku) girl posted something like this but more vague. Your statement would be absolutely true in that case.
:/
I am not sure why I'm being singled out! Everyone knows I couldn't be vague if I tried.
On July 13 2011 05:55 Galaxy_Zerg wrote: You probably made 1000 nerds' hearts fall out of their chest with this post
Way too specific. But it would certainly be awesome if a confirmed, good-looking(and non-Riku) girl posted something like this but more vague. Your statement would be absolutely true in that case.
:/
I am not sure why I'm being singled out! Everyone knows I couldn't be vague if I tried.
Don't be so vague.
P.S. Nerds... sigh. Internet romances are so tacky.
I feel like this has been a letdown. No disney story, no embarassing rejection, and yet we all still can't bash the troll... because it's a friendly troll? =(
On July 13 2011 05:55 Galaxy_Zerg wrote: You probably made 1000 nerds' hearts fall out of their chest with this post
Way too specific. But it would certainly be awesome if a confirmed, good-looking(and non-Riku) girl posted something like this but more vague. Your statement would be absolutely true in that case.
:/
I am not sure why I'm being singled out! Everyone knows I couldn't be vague if I tried.
Anyway, hope you guys didn't feel like you wasted your time/good will because I didn't mean for that and I think it was all in good fun. Believe me, I'm sure there are some girls on TL that do have these thoughts and you've all shown yourselves to be very supportive and kind, so just keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for the read!
Nope, it's all good :3!
Hey you finally got your muta icon.
Quick someone change it, he actually wanted that one!!
On July 13 2011 05:55 Galaxy_Zerg wrote: You probably made 1000 nerds' hearts fall out of their chest with this post
Way too specific. But it would certainly be awesome if a confirmed, good-looking(and non-Riku) girl posted something like this but more vague. Your statement would be absolutely true in that case.
:/
I am not sure why I'm being singled out! Everyone knows I couldn't be vague if I tried.
On July 13 2011 16:36 Torte de Lini wrote: 1 for Torte de Lini - Zip for Probulous.
Anyway, hope you guys didn't feel like you wasted your time/good will because I didn't mean for that and I think it was all in good fun. Believe me, I'm sure there are some girls on TL that do have these thoughts and you've all shown yourselves to be very supportive and kind, so just keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for the read!
Nope, it's all good :3!
Hey you finally got your muta icon.
Quick someone change it, he actually wanted that one!!
For clarity, everyone on TL needs to stop writing Blogs as if they're real to serve an agenda (joke, parody, troll, teach a lesson). If you write something it should be real. What a garbage community this is going to be if we can't trust what people write about themselves.