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DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
July 13 2011 04:52 GMT
#121
On July 13 2011 13:44 Juliette wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 10:55 Zeroes wrote:
I will leave this here

[image loading]

I had to log in and post because THERE IS A GIRL HAMMERING THORZAIN'S ASS

sorry.

This thread ^^


Juliette you're amazing.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
July 13 2011 05:01 GMT
#122
On July 13 2011 13:51 Zeroes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 13:44 Juliette wrote:
On July 13 2011 10:55 Zeroes wrote:
I will leave this here

[image loading]

I had to log in and post because THERE IS A GIRL HAMMERING THORZAIN'S ASS

sorry.

This thread ^^


that is actually her

O.

So shouldnt we all be jealous she got to hammer thorzain TT

MVP better watch out at anahiem....
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 13 2011 05:02 GMT
#123
On July 13 2011 13:52 DivinO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 13:44 Juliette wrote:
On July 13 2011 10:55 Zeroes wrote:
I will leave this here

[image loading]

I had to log in and post because THERE IS A GIRL HAMMERING THORZAIN'S ASS

sorry.

This thread ^^


Juliette you're amazing.


She is being very gentle though. That is hardly a hammering, more of an erotic tap. Of course the other photos in the series show a different side...
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
ILOVEKITTENS
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Korea (South)112 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-13 06:01:53
July 13 2011 05:35 GMT
#124
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You don't know if he has had other accounts on this site with more expository and potentially negative information about him
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used in metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness


There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-13 05:46:10
July 13 2011 05:40 GMT
#125
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness.


There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're the only one left ):
You like "It's always Sunny" right?
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
ILOVEKITTENS
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Korea (South)112 Posts
July 13 2011 05:43 GMT
#126
On July 13 2011 14:40 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness

There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're the only one left ):
You like "It's always Sunny" right?

I love it when it's sunny outside.
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
July 13 2011 05:44 GMT
#127
It's a love story baby just say yes.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 13 2011 05:45 GMT
#128
On July 13 2011 14:43 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 14:40 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness

There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're the only one left ):
You like "It's always Sunny" right?

I love it when it's sunny outside.


Close enough.
You in Philly?
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 13 2011 05:48 GMT
#129
On July 13 2011 14:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 14:43 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:40 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness

There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're the only one left ):
You like "It's always Sunny" right?

I love it when it's sunny outside.


Close enough.
You in Philly?


You really want it to be true don't you?

You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.

Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 13 2011 06:13 GMT
#130
On July 13 2011 14:48 Probulous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 14:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:43 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:40 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness

There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're the only one left ):
You like "It's always Sunny" right?

I love it when it's sunny outside.


Close enough.
You in Philly?


You really want it to be true don't you?

You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.

Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there


Yo, it would have been perfect.
I love Kittens meets irresistible young dame who is infatuated by his charisma, wise words and SKIN CARE MANIACAL ADORATION!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 13 2011 06:19 GMT
#131
On July 13 2011 15:13 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 14:48 Probulous wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:43 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:40 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness

There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're the only one left ):
You like "It's always Sunny" right?

I love it when it's sunny outside.


Close enough.
You in Philly?


You really want it to be true don't you?

You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.

Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there


Yo, it would have been perfect.
I love Kittens meets irresistible young dame who is infatuated by his charisma, wise words and SKIN CARE MANIACAL ADORATION!


Sorry Mr Pasta Man but this isn't hollywood.

It is a cruel world, where ILOVEKITTENS is white and McDonalds sells salads (seriously, who are they kidding?). All we can do is hope that this mystery man is as manly as his manliness the manly-man. But he is in Osaka, and married. It seems we are destined for dispare
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 13 2011 06:20 GMT
#132
On July 13 2011 15:19 Probulous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 15:13 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:48 Probulous wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:43 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:40 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness

There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're the only one left ):
You like "It's always Sunny" right?

I love it when it's sunny outside.


Close enough.
You in Philly?


You really want it to be true don't you?

You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.

Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there


Yo, it would have been perfect.
I love Kittens meets irresistible young dame who is infatuated by his charisma, wise words and SKIN CARE MANIACAL ADORATION!


Sorry Mr Pasta Man but this isn't hollywood.

It is a cruel world, where ILOVEKITTENS is white and McDonalds sells salads (seriously, who are they kidding?). All we can do is hope that this mystery man is as manly as his manliness the manly-man. But he is in Osaka, and married. It seems we are destined for dispare


LOL Your dreams are so much farther than mine.
At least mine is in the U.S. (and very close to Philly).
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
July 13 2011 06:20 GMT
#133
This is adorable, I am not sure its a troll or not though. Too nice to be on the internet, but we are at TL..well if anything can happen this is the place for it.
Terran
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-13 06:38:21
July 13 2011 06:32 GMT
#134
On July 13 2011 15:20 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 13 2011 15:19 Probulous wrote:
On July 13 2011 15:13 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:48 Probulous wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:45 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:43 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:40 Torte de Lini wrote:
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Let's state the facts:
  • You have never talked to him
  • You have only seen his online (public) personality, and would therefore (theoretically) be unable to tell if he was trolling or not
  • You don't know where he lives, what he does, what kind of women he likes
  • You have professed your interest to him on a website that he frequents, in a section he visits often, with a title that would clearly catch his eye
  • You have a professed crush on this person

Barring the possibility that you are (also?) a troll, I think that the best option would be to solve the first issue on that list - the rest will dissipate based on your successful completion of this task. As many others have suggested, you should talk to him.

However, this is where we advance into the meta-game that is relationship dynamics. Your only way of contacting this person is through the website on which his persona resides. This might sound surprising, but most people are at least somewhat different online than they are in person. Some need that keyboard and pressure-less silence to complete a coherent thought, and would trip over themselves trying to make a sentence when in the presence of a real person. Some act righteous and egotistical to make up for their "real life" shortcomings. The possibilities are endless. Long story short, your message would hypothetically be met by the same persona that has written the posts which you admire, but might also not be the persona behind the alias. Online predators are a particularly well-known group of people that use these aspects to their advantage. Proceed with caution.

There are a few beacons of hope, however:
  • You do have similarities, at least in your interest to the subject matter he has used to metaphorical discussion
  • He is a recognized member of the forum by staff and other veterans
  • He therefore has met people in person from the website who can vouch for his level of non-rapistness

There are many logical loopholes to these pros, but the potential for good is there (more than you can say for many people). However, making this post might not have been the best idea if you did indeed intend to send him a private message. This might again affect the meta-game between you two in the sense that he has now understood your position, and it is impossible to assume that he will not use it to his advantage. A PM at this point would only be good for coming clean - either as a troll, or as an A/S/L with an offer to meet up, depending which you are and whether or not you are trusting of the potential evil that is anonymity.

Good luck! FIGHTING!

EDIT: Everyone who suggested my name, I am flattered but I am Caucasian and I am not into skincare products to the degree ascertained by the OP.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're the only one left ):
You like "It's always Sunny" right?

I love it when it's sunny outside.


Close enough.
You in Philly?


You really want it to be true don't you?

You can't will love into existence, Torte. You just can't.

Oh and this is clearly love, no doubts there


Yo, it would have been perfect.
I love Kittens meets irresistible young dame who is infatuated by his charisma, wise words and SKIN CARE MANIACAL ADORATION!


Sorry Mr Pasta Man but this isn't hollywood.

It is a cruel world, where ILOVEKITTENS is white and McDonalds sells salads (seriously, who are they kidding?). All we can do is hope that this mystery man is as manly as his manliness the manly-man. But he is in Osaka, and married. It seems we are destined for dispare


LOL Your dreams are so much farther than mine.
At least mine is in the U.S. (and very close to Philly).


If you're going to swing, swing for the fences.

I don't see where Philly comes into this. Actually the more I read the OP the more I get the troll vibe. Why would you mention that you have a job and an apartment? It is just so random...

Gonna have a little dig...

Edit: Well no previous blogs, which fits the lurker image. Some posts about NYC, Korea and college. Nothing here to make me suspicious. Verdict is Not a Troll.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
blankspace
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States292 Posts
July 13 2011 06:40 GMT
#135
Even if ilovekittens is white, maybe she just thought he was korean because of his location?
Hello friends
Tehbing
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Singapore99 Posts
July 13 2011 06:54 GMT
#136
I had the image of many guys rushing to fit the pair of glass shoes that belonged to the mysterious prince that the princess danced with the night before as I read the comments in this blog haha. Though I must admit it is a wonderful inspiration for a new illustration...

Under the assumption this is not a troll blog, I'd echo what the others have said, "You go girl!"



"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre" - Life, the Universe & Everything
twelveapm
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States46 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-13 07:30:03
July 13 2011 07:26 GMT
#137
On July 13 2011 14:35 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:


It's you. And solid advice, as per usual!

So this was supposed to be a "tribute," of sorts, to ILOVEKITTENS posts in girl blogs, and I thought, what better vehicle than his usual source material? I thought it was somewhat obvious that this was not a serious relationship thread due to things like

The ages work out and I am Asian and like Starcraft, Kpop, kimchi, and skin-care products so I have some cultural understanding.


but evidently these are fine things for bridging a cultural gap. Regarding clues to the identity, I just picked certain identifying features from some of his recent posts. And I thought he was Korean-American given his expertise at picking up Korean girls, but apparently I was one of the few who did not know he was white. -.- This was a case of an unreliable narrator. (In fact, apparently I may have actually met him in real life at a TL event without my knowledge. I'm a failure.) Anyway, the answer was in my "signature/quote" area right under the blog, which a few of you picked up on.

I didn't expect it to turn into a manhunt (because I thought only a few would get trolled) but you guys came up with some good nominees. I've read all of the replies and the suggestions were all quality people that could have easily inspired a similar blog. Milkis, SirJolt, Torte de Lini, and of course HotBid and other (self-nominated) staff would all be worth pursuit. So if you're reading this, I'm a fan! (Oh and I almost forgot CombatEX. Who wouldn't want in on that? Skills in SC and so good at juggling real life too.)

Anyway, hope you guys didn't feel like you wasted your time/good will because I didn't mean for that and I think it was all in good fun. Believe me, I'm sure there are some girls on TL that do have these thoughts and you've all shown yourselves to be very supportive and kind, so just keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for the read!


"She said she loves me and I am like her brother. I think we are going to bang soon." =ILOVEKITTENS ...┐('~`;)┌
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
July 13 2011 07:35 GMT
#138
well played
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-13 07:36:47
July 13 2011 07:36 GMT
#139
1 for Torte de Lini - Zip for Probulous.

Anyway, hope you guys didn't feel like you wasted your time/good will because I didn't mean for that and I think it was all in good fun. Believe me, I'm sure there are some girls on TL that do have these thoughts and you've all shown yourselves to be very supportive and kind, so just keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for the read!


Nope, it's all good :3!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
July 13 2011 07:53 GMT
#140
I guess I don't read TL often enough anymore -.-. I didn't even know who ilovekittens was unless he's related to ilovecats.
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