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Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 04:59:15
September 28 2010 04:49 GMT
#1
Had to post this found it completely Ironic.The owner of Segway you know the green personal transportation. Apparently he drove off a 30 foot cliff killing himself.


Anyone ever ride one of these? I just find them to look funny I am sure they are fun to ride on. I myself would never buy one at least in my current financial situation.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-death-by-segway-20100928,0,3655171.story

Edit:The man bought Segway not invented the thing. And apparently a nice guy. I still am also going to hell.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 04:55:39
September 28 2010 04:53 GMT
#2
I've ridden on one. It's a complete mindfuck the first time you try to control it.

Also looks like this rich dude was a good guy - kinda sad but funny. He wasn't really "segway man" though, considering he didnt invent them - he just bought the company a year ago
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 05:04:35
September 28 2010 04:53 GMT
#3
that's incredibly funny
i think i'm going to hell now haha

althought i feel kinda bad after i read his wikipedia page, guy seemed to be pretty good
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
September 28 2010 04:58 GMT
#4
I thought Dean Kamen died, and I was going to have a heart attack.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
September 28 2010 04:58 GMT
#5
Segway sales will surely fall.

+ Show Spoiler +
It was necessary.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
RLTY
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States965 Posts
September 28 2010 04:58 GMT
#6
He seemed like a good man..
AssuredVacancy
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1167 Posts
September 28 2010 05:00 GMT
#7
It's pretty fucking sad. The man works hard to get a multimillion company, donates 20 m to charity, then ends up being laughed at by people on the internet.
We spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 05:01:47
September 28 2010 05:01 GMT
#8
Is this thread going to segue into bad puns as usual?
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
September 28 2010 05:02 GMT
#9
On September 28 2010 13:58 Mikilatov wrote:
Segway sales will surely fall.

+ Show Spoiler +
It was necessary.


On balance, I thought this was a rather tasteless joke. :p
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
TheMunkey
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada470 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 05:03:46
September 28 2010 05:03 GMT
#10
On September 28 2010 14:02 MangoTango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 13:58 Mikilatov wrote:
Segway sales will surely fall.

+ Show Spoiler +
It was necessary.


On balance, I thought this was a rather tasteless joke. :p


I'm leaning towards tasteless joke as well.
Never give up
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
September 28 2010 05:05 GMT
#11
On September 28 2010 14:03 TheMunkey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 14:02 MangoTango wrote:
On September 28 2010 13:58 Mikilatov wrote:
Segway sales will surely fall.

+ Show Spoiler +
It was necessary.


On balance, I thought this was a rather tasteless joke. :p


I'm leaning towards tasteless joke as well.


I'm glad you see where I'm driving at.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
September 28 2010 05:06 GMT
#12
On September 28 2010 14:00 AssuredVacancy wrote:
It's pretty fucking sad. The man works hard to get a multimillion company, donates 20 m to charity, then ends up being laughed at by people on the internet.



Check out George Carlin on what can and is funny then come back.


I am not trying to pick on him or make his death less tragic, it was tragic, He seemed like an amazing guy. I guess its just too soon?
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
September 28 2010 05:16 GMT
#13
On September 28 2010 14:05 MangoTango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 14:03 TheMunkey wrote:
On September 28 2010 14:02 MangoTango wrote:
On September 28 2010 13:58 Mikilatov wrote:
Segway sales will surely fall.

+ Show Spoiler +
It was necessary.


On balance, I thought this was a rather tasteless joke. :p


I'm leaning towards tasteless joke as well.


I'm glad you see where I'm driving at.


If I hear one more bad pun I'm going to lose control!
SweetNJoshSauce
Profile Joined July 2010
United States468 Posts
September 28 2010 05:20 GMT
#14
I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this on the TV.
Danze
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia219 Posts
September 28 2010 05:22 GMT
#15
On September 28 2010 14:16 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 14:05 MangoTango wrote:
On September 28 2010 14:03 TheMunkey wrote:
On September 28 2010 14:02 MangoTango wrote:
On September 28 2010 13:58 Mikilatov wrote:
Segway sales will surely fall.

+ Show Spoiler +
It was necessary.


On balance, I thought this was a rather tasteless joke. :p


I'm leaning towards tasteless joke as well.


I'm glad you see where I'm driving at.


If I hear one more bad pun I'm going to lose control!


But it just slipped.
Accidentally pissing on toilet rolls since 1991.
ArbAttack
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada198 Posts
September 28 2010 05:25 GMT
#16
Fuck yes, what a way to go.

Such a BAWLER, definitely my choice of suicide when I intend to.
blitzkrieger
Profile Joined September 2010
United States512 Posts
September 28 2010 05:32 GMT
#17
Wow that has got to be bad for business...

Segway's are already a pretty big joke as is. And the Brits are all about sarcasm and irony in their humor aren't they? I bet the late-night shows are gonna have a great time with this.

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


also

http://www.spike.com/video/segway-crash/3058427


Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
September 28 2010 05:45 GMT
#18
You guys want a pun war?

Looks like he got to the end of the road =\
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RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
September 28 2010 05:53 GMT
#19
He had it coming for making mall cops even bigger douches.
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sylverfyre
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8298 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 06:01:38
September 28 2010 06:00 GMT
#20
On September 28 2010 13:58 MangoTango wrote:
I thought Dean Kamen died, and I was going to have a heart attack.

^

I listened to him speak [I was a WPI student] several times. The man is downright brilliant.

I don't really know anything about this guy. Sad story.
Tasteless jokes are tasteless.
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
September 28 2010 06:12 GMT
#21
Oh god, I thought you meant Dean Kamen at first. I was about to be sad. Didn't know this guy though.
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Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
September 28 2010 08:04 GMT
#22
Well, if you don't know the guy, he was the guy who built a company around these engineering marvels. He's saved more than a few lives and a lot of property by mitigating floods and explosions. Too bad he had to die in what more than a few would remark to be a hilariously ironic manner.
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EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 08:43:26
September 28 2010 08:37 GMT
#23
[image loading]


his idea's set our modern method's of transportation to new height's
I'm like, the coolest
ishob
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Norway143 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 08:49:40
September 28 2010 08:46 GMT
#24
Looks like he took the segway to heaven!
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
September 28 2010 08:48 GMT
#25
"1,238 people like this."
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
September 28 2010 09:00 GMT
#26
Oh come on machine, there's no " 's " in plurals!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
September 28 2010 09:10 GMT
#27
and this is why you should just walk you have 2 legs you know
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
September 28 2010 09:17 GMT
#28
Both tragic and hilarious at the same time, he seems like a really good guy judging by what is said about him in the article/thread.

Also, one of the reasons why i love TL.net is all these puns in news-threads.
If i'd die and it get's posted on here i wouldn't mind people joking about it.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 09:32:31
September 28 2010 09:24 GMT
#29
omfg had to edit
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
September 28 2010 09:51 GMT
#30
Too bad it´s a stairway to heaven...
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EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
September 28 2010 10:55 GMT
#31
On September 28 2010 18:51 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
Too bad it´s a stairway to heaven...

ROFL
I'm like, the coolest
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
September 28 2010 11:03 GMT
#32
On September 28 2010 19:55 Machine[USA] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 18:51 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
Too bad it´s a stairway to heaven...

ROFL


That's interesting. You're rolling on the floor, while the segway guy was rolling off the floor.

♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 11:15:20
September 28 2010 11:05 GMT
#33
On September 28 2010 20:03 Mikilatov wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 19:55 Machine[USA] wrote:
On September 28 2010 18:51 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
Too bad it´s a stairway to heaven...

ROFL


That's interesting. You're rolling on the floor, while the segway guy was rolling off the floor.


Mod Edit: Image macro removed.

User was warned for this post
This is our town, scrub
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
September 28 2010 11:05 GMT
#34
Chimpanzee is sad =(
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
September 28 2010 11:07 GMT
#35
Wtf happend here
this game is a fucking jokie
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
September 28 2010 11:35 GMT
#36
oh god, this thread so many bad puns xD
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
September 28 2010 11:48 GMT
#37
So many bad jokes.
Drop it guys. I know he already did.
Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
On_Slaught
Profile Joined August 2008
United States12190 Posts
September 28 2010 12:22 GMT
#38
This thread is over the hill.
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
September 28 2010 15:46 GMT
#39
On September 28 2010 15:00 sylverfyre wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 13:58 MangoTango wrote:
I thought Dean Kamen died, and I was going to have a heart attack.

^

I listened to him speak [I was a WPI student] several times. The man is downright brilliant.

I don't really know anything about this guy. Sad story.
Tasteless jokes are tasteless.

Dean Kamen started FIRST robotics. I owe the man for getting me into my current major.

Glad it wasn't him who thought the segway could fly.
GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
September 28 2010 15:53 GMT
#40
On September 28 2010 13:58 Mikilatov wrote:
Segway sales will surely fall.

+ Show Spoiler +
It was necessary.


ಠ_ಠ
Some people hurt people. I defenestrate those people.
Offhand
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1869 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-28 15:56:56
September 28 2010 15:56 GMT
#41
On September 28 2010 15:00 sylverfyre wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2010 13:58 MangoTango wrote:
I thought Dean Kamen died, and I was going to have a heart attack.

^

I listened to him speak [I was a WPI student] several times. The man is downright brilliant.

I don't really know anything about this guy. Sad story.
Tasteless jokes are tasteless.


Hi fellow WPI student.

The thing with the segway is, it's pretty much the stupidest thing Kamen has done. He's saved lives with brilliant inventions like the insulin pump, but a wheely scooter that was supposed to change the world is a giant overpriced way to skip out on walking somewhere.

I maintain that this is just a cover up after the new flying segway prototype failed.
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
September 28 2010 15:58 GMT
#42
Every time I hear about a Segway my mind has it being ridden by Gob Bluth.
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
September 28 2010 15:58 GMT
#43
I'm too busy to read the article, does anyone have cliff notes?
gefeged
Profile Joined July 2025
2 Posts
July 16 2025 12:17 GMT
#44
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