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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 10 2008 20:50 GMT
#21
+ Show Spoiler +
The Finale

Simple he is, simple he plays,
Practicing Starcraft days upon days.
Technique all refined, mechanics all mastered,
Shooting down nooblets those pesky lil bastards.

He climbs up the ranking an unstoppable force,
Not a thing can deter him from his straightforward course.
He challenges gods; they bow at his feet,
Amidst the best of the best he’s the elite.

His control is amazing, timing’s insane,
But no time for rest he continues to train.
At the top of the world he sees potentials below,
His era is ending he sees where he’ll go,

All heroes fall, from time or by might,
Some just step down without even a fight.
But his legacy, strength, and solemn behavior,
Will never vanish, go Maestro our Savior~

this is my quote.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
September 10 2008 21:40 GMT
#22
Ma Jae Yoon rules this thread.
God Bless
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-11 00:09:21
September 10 2008 22:02 GMT
#23
+ Show Spoiler +

Re-Vival Through B-Team

An adaptation of Re-Education Through Labor

To the sound of an Entus clicking away
To the rhythm of the ancient Win 98
They click and drag but don't train
300 APM is no strain
Like wins without victory
Slumping players is all we see

We pray and beg for your team
They try but its but a dream
We buy all of your t-shirts
But you've got to win first
A lone foreigner doesn't make it come true
Your M and OSLs are so few

To the rhythm of an announcer talking away
And the gamegirls with their cocktail trays
The bustle of the game stadium
Daum announces the time has come

We pray and beg for your team
They try but its but a dream
We buy all of your t-shirts
But you've got to win first
A lone foreigner doesn't make it come true
Your M and OSLs are so few

Savior tosses his headphones
Xellos alone in his bed moans
But still can win
As loss is sin
Get the proleague
Take it back from Lecaf Oz

You won't choke against FBH
You won't lose to Bisu
You won't go 0-3 by Estro

We are teamliquid that supports you now
Post hype polls girls blogs China and
Rick Roll
Rick Roll
Rick Roll all in youtube

We hope you take PL this year
You'll let OGN steal it, we fear
Or maybe Samsung will come through
But we still believe in you
Our wish of CJ will come true
We Zerg
We Rush
We Walk... all over you.


stolen violently from Rise Against




video mostly unrelated

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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-10 22:39:03
September 10 2008 22:38 GMT
#24
this reminds me of english class, except we get to write something we enjoy...

(not that we can't in english class, except we just don't get a very good grade cuz they still don't udnerstand after me explaining...)
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
September 10 2008 22:42 GMT
#25
They don't "udnerstand" huh? =(
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
September 10 2008 23:48 GMT
#26
rofl @ savior essays. fuck. D; i wanted to write about him! HAAAAM.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
September 11 2008 00:04 GMT
#27
Update: I modified the rules, you can add a video instead of the picture, 2 minutes maximum time.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
September 11 2008 00:15 GMT
#28
yay thank you. =D
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 11 2008 00:26 GMT
#29
On September 11 2008 09:04 Hot_Bid wrote:
Update: I modified the rules, you can add a video instead of the picture, 2 minutes maximum time.

I'm going to enter using Hot_Bid's "You Could Be Happy" Youtube video!!
Moderator
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
September 11 2008 01:09 GMT
#30
On September 11 2008 09:26 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 11 2008 09:04 Hot_Bid wrote:
Update: I modified the rules, you can add a video instead of the picture, 2 minutes maximum time.

I'm going to enter using Hot_Bid's "You Could Be Happy" Youtube video!!

NO THATS MY IDEA.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
September 11 2008 01:16 GMT
#31
well, for you to get credit for the vid you must have made it yourself ;P

if you use someone else's creation, please credit it, but you won't be judged on that part, only what you wrote
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
September 11 2008 05:34 GMT
#32
On September 11 2008 07:38 YanGpaN wrote:
this reminds me of english class, except we get to write something we enjoy...

(not that we can't in english class, except we just don't get a very good grade cuz they still don't udnerstand after me explaining...)

It's almost like English class might actually have a purpose!
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Metaspace
Profile Joined November 2006
Austria670 Posts
September 11 2008 07:53 GMT
#33
On September 11 2008 07:02 Caller wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opD33P3-sJw&feature=related
video mostly unrelated


For those that do not speak German, the speech this video is underlined with is of Nazi content, either made by Hitler himself (I think) or Goebbels.

I do not think that associating Starcraft with Nazi propaganda is a particularly good idea.
Wir haben zuwenig Vespingas!
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51707 Posts
September 11 2008 10:32 GMT
#34
It's a long running joke that Savior is commonly compared to Hitler, forgot why though.
Commentator
Metaspace
Profile Joined November 2006
Austria670 Posts
September 11 2008 10:53 GMT
#35
Thank you for clarification.

I still wonder about this - I think I do not have to elaborate on Hitler's crimes against humanity.
Using this figure for any kind of jokes attests to deficits in education, immature behaviour, or both.
Wir haben zuwenig Vespingas!
darkmetal505
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States639 Posts
September 11 2008 14:28 GMT
#36
On September 11 2008 19:32 GTR-2-Go wrote:
It's a long running joke that Savior is commonly compared to Hitler, forgot why though.


Wasn't it because of the "Holy War" against Nal_rA or did it start before that? I remember they compared rA to Jesus and Savior to Hitler.

I think there is a youtube vid called "Savior-Matler" or something.
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
September 11 2008 14:28 GMT
#37
can i enter?

o_o
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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 11 2008 15:02 GMT
#38
On September 11 2008 19:53 Metaspace wrote:
Thank you for clarification.

I still wonder about this - I think I do not have to elaborate on Hitler's crimes against humanity.
Using this figure for any kind of jokes attests to deficits in education, immature behaviour, or both.


Please. This is like that Harry Potter-Voldemort nonesense. Trying to hide the past instead of bringing it into the public eye for ridicule will only lead to future incidents. Think about it: who would you rather imitate: the butt of all jokes or a person that is only whispered about and censored? Obviously the censored person would have some draw from impressionable adolescents. By making the figure of Hitler, an evil dictator responsible for deaths of millions, comparable to a Korean Zerg progamer famous for his overwhelming victories, we are making Hitler look like a fool, and thus a few people will laugh and not even deign to imitate him.

Censorship for our protection and sensititivity is still censorship. Have you heard of Godwin's law? It's a "natural law" that states that the longer an Internet conversation goes on, a reference to Hitler or the Nazis will be made.
Well good sir, you have proved it right again.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
September 11 2008 15:43 GMT
#39
On September 11 2008 23:28 IdrA wrote:
can i enter?

o_o

Go ahead. Though you'll have a tough time trying to convince us why you should get it when you are about to get one anyway.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 11 2008 17:02 GMT
#40
On September 11 2008 19:32 GTR-2-Go wrote:
It's a long running joke that Savior is commonly compared to Hitler, forgot why though.

I recall a fighterforum photo of Savior in Heil-pose after some victory of his, though I'm pretty sure it didn't start because of this, but rather that picture only came along because that comparison was already in place.
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