Just because someone cheeses doesn't mean they're newbies. Cheese is Cheese. Terran can cheese, zerg can cheese, and protoss can cheese even more lolololol

NeCroPoTeNce

United States513 Posts

December 13 2009 05:34 GMT

#2162

Tree.hugger i feel your pain, i hate it when noobies on iccup race switch on me all the time, even though i catch it sometimes

Jyvblamo

Canada13788 Posts

December 13 2009 05:35 GMT

#2163

I can't count the number of games I've lost when I'm protoss and my opponent switches from terran to zerg, and I don't realize until 6 zerglings are in my base. >_>

tree.hugger

Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts

December 13 2009 05:54 GMT

#2164

On December 13 2009 11:52 sixghost wrote:

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I wouldn't call abandoning his main "defending" the cheese.

It wasn't.

The thing is, I really would've rather built the turret (I knew he was going dts, they always go dts), and then defended that as well, and played the game out from there. This was the first time I've ever really defended (with authority) a two gate proxy, and I've never played the game out from there. I was just about ready to siege expand and then factory up, when my marines started exploding...

The defense at my bunker was kinda ridiculous, my scvs just got in the way so much and repaired, that he failed at killing the bunker with his dts. Very weird.

But funny.

Not_Computer

Canada2277 Posts

December 13 2009 06:15 GMT

#2165

He is hosting a "D/D-" game and is C- so I thought I'd drop by and say hi.

KeSPA_Wannabe

United States36 Posts

December 13 2009 06:18 GMT

#2166

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He is hosting a "D/D-" game and is C- so I thought I'd drop by and say hi.

lols so fail, nice one!

Kinky

United States4126 Posts

December 13 2009 10:47 GMT

#2167

LOL! Too bad you couldn't get points

sS.NuB

Angola107 Posts

December 13 2009 15:53 GMT

#2168

On December 13 2009 14:34 NeCroPoTeNce wrote:
Tree.hugger i feel your pain, i hate it when noobies on iccup race switch on me all the time, even though i catch it sometimes

Dude.. just look at his bar before the game starts.. not like there is anything else you can be doing lol.

NFL2368

United States112 Posts

December 13 2009 16:09 GMT

#2169

On December 13 2009 15:15 Not_Computer wrote:
He is hosting a "D/D-" game and is C- so I thought I'd drop by and say hi.

hahaha gold

GW.Methos

United States249 Posts

December 13 2009 16:12 GMT

#2170

On March 27 2008 09:10 Malcolm wrote:
No more to say. Post your funny pic in starcraft game.

spanish starcraft lol

sixfour

England11061 Posts

December 13 2009 21:02 GMT

#2171

So a few months ago when I was first learning the game and was D- and sucked (and nothing much has changed), I played a weird ZvZ:

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ah, so we have a drone scout do we? ok, carry on

he is stealing my natural's gas? what? has he proxied my natural? er, ok. well, my ovie will see his main any minute to see if there's cheese...

wait - his drones are attacking his hatchery. no pool in sight. right...

so i'm confused right now. let's look at the replay with shared vision and see what he's done:

that is what a minimap looks like when someone has put an extractor on every geyser on the map. whether this is funny or whether the guy is just dumb is open for debate, i guess it depends on whather you see this as sarcasm or not:

no, it doesn't work

Julmust

Sweden4867 Posts

December 13 2009 21:08 GMT

#2172

that was fucking hilarious, like the guy who manner pyloned himself :D

Funnytoss

Taiwan1471 Posts

December 13 2009 21:13 GMT

#2173

Naw, he was just messing with you. Perhaps hoping that he'd kill the hatchery and you'd think he's already dead and leave first?

Tuke

Finland1666 Posts

December 13 2009 21:13 GMT

#2174

I just wonder on what map that strat does work

Triple7

United States656 Posts

December 13 2009 21:33 GMT

#2175

Lol, somebody probably convinced him that it was a glitch of sorts that would make you auto-win.

Gumbo

Canada807 Posts

December 13 2009 21:45 GMT

#2176

On December 13 2009 12:22 dranjam wrote:
I am D- noob, and I had most hilarious game recently. I played vs zerg and 2 gated, and sent a probe to his base while he 9 pooled and with my macro and game sense I started fighting off his lings as best I could. My probe went inside his base and I forgot about it because my 60 apm isn't enough to micro in 2 different places on the map at the same time. I was killing lings with big losses for about 1,5-2 minutes, when he tapped out. I looked at my probe, it had 7 kills, while I forgot about it, it killed all but 2 of his drones and won me the game :D.

rep?

Katsuge

Singapore7730 Posts

December 15 2009 17:12 GMT

#2177

On December 09 2009 08:40 Necosarius wrote:
Ok, the story is I could have sworn he chose zerg but noo, he was protoss. I was in the middle of a 1rax FE when his scouting probe walked up my ramp. First I tried to wall off but noo, he placed a pylon. Fast as shit I build my CC and placed a bunker while taking my gas. I scouted him and saw he did a 12 nexus. I was so confused, normaly I would 1 fact double expand against 12 nex but my factory was sooo delayed I didn't think it would work. I decided to go with the fantasy build for the first time in my life...

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Vultures dropped...

Vulture raid started!

Simultaneously

Vultures continue to rape probes

The rage

He calls fantasy a retarded fuck

More rage

"YOOOOOUUUU"
"AAARRRRREEE"
...

Attacking with probes, how cute

And I only did this build because I thought he was a Zerg

You can't see this in the pictures but he dropped from 70+ supply to 33

ok so, flame if u want, but im a complete noob and im wondering how do u make apm show up in replays? thanks in advance.

Imbu

United States903 Posts

December 15 2009 18:47 GMT

#2178

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but how do you get the map to become bigger? Like in CharlieMurphy's post?

dranjam

Poland198 Posts

December 15 2009 19:04 GMT

#2179

By making several screenshots in the same time from adjacent locations, and then pasting them together in paint.

pangshai

Chinatown5333 Posts

December 15 2009 19:11 GMT

#2180

On December 16 2009 03:47 orz.fail wrote:
Sorry if this is a dumb question, but how do you get the map to become bigger? Like in CharlieMurphy's post?

check out this thread. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=97122