EPTBest Quote Ever By A SC Player ?
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iloveoo
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NoNameLoser
United States1508 Posts
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InFiNitY[pG]
Germany3474 Posts
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iD.Twisted
Netherlands3102 Posts
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Jamers
Israel1327 Posts
No really...I am just too lazy to look through it all. | ||
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
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iloveoo
634 Posts
(nono not obsession  just pure art) | ||
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iGgs
Russian Federation772 Posts
purely my opinion. | ||
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MPXMX
Canada4309 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On April 18 2003 20:41 iGgs wrote: who cares what some kid named NTT typed while playing starcraft or talking online. you really shouldnt care at all. purely my opinion. no one cares about what you say. stop posting. | ||
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ejai63
United States2101 Posts
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iGgs
Russian Federation772 Posts
nevertheless i dont care what you think ;o | ||
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iGgs
Russian Federation772 Posts
On April 18 2003 20:43 MPXMX wrote: Well, if they care, it's their business, and if you do not care, you shouldn't care so much as to tell them not to care. how is that right? | ||
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(viet)TyPe_R
Vietnam156 Posts
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RaGe_banned
United States538 Posts
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RedMeat
United Kingdom490 Posts
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Talith
United States1102 Posts
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badteeth
Netherlands1416 Posts
"I'm sorry if i gave you the idea that i was interested in your opinion" | ||
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VitaleTerran
Canada34 Posts
"1...2...3..4...5...6...7...8...9...10...12...13...14...15...16...17...18...19...10...20...21...23...24...25....26...27....28...29..30...31...32...33... until He finally said "what are you countign The number of Zealots you have?" My response was "No it's the number of Zergligns im killing" his response: "WTF!?!?!" I could do nothing but laugh. | ||
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aquanda
United States477 Posts
<Gandhi!> fredwin was playing me once in war2 and he sent his first peon to my mine and went in and started harvesting goldnand he said "look i'm a jew" | ||
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VitaleTerran
Canada34 Posts
Clanmember #1's -->Dick 8======D ( ( ( <----- Clanmember#1's ass. Clanmember #2's response: "At least it's not real." Clanmember #1's response: "At least im not being f.ucked!" Im not inclined to giev the names of the members for obvious reasons. =] | ||
Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
if anyone has them/the page, please url us. so many great quotes there. :> | ||
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pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
On April 18 2003 22:32 aquanda wrote: Old old old school player (pre-everlast during zileas era) quote: <Gandhi!> fredwin was playing me once in war2 and he sent his first peon to my mine and went in and started harvesting goldnand he said "look i'm a jew" AhahahahahAHHAHA im crying thats funny  | ||
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
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iD.Twisted
Netherlands3102 Posts
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rK
United States371 Posts
I believe someone said it here. | ||
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aquanda
United States477 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
thebusdriver is my hero. I remember the first time I went on kali (I was a pretty big newbie) and then he trashtalked towards my general dircection and I loved it. I remember reading the question of the week things too.. every single time thebusdriver cracked me up. fuck I wanna remember some thebusdriver quotes.. =[ | ||
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
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SuperCod
United States337 Posts
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Ion)Positive
Morocco1389 Posts
The whole who gives a flying fuck what a person who is good at a video game types into his keyboard and hits enter. Anyways "boxer: is that many tank? yes?" Its.. *SlayerS_`BoxeR`: This is many tank? Yes? | ||
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
Kmart-X17- typo many golden ones at bobs site | ||
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ApollyoN
United States1297 Posts
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AK-Nemesis
2005 Posts
{o}mr.X: wtf, sam jjang | ||
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Anselan
United States103 Posts
 Gandhi was hilarious and TBD rocked. There's some site that has an archive of every website ever, so maybe we could find the quotes page again using that... =\I had a few quotes Macro-ed on my old version of Kali, but I can't remember them, except one: <Nacho> How do you circumsize Mage? <Nacho> Kick his mom in the jaw :D I dunno, I thought it was funny when he said it =P | ||
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RaGe_banned
United States538 Posts
On April 19 2003 00:21 Seo Ji-Hoon wrote: I like iGS or whatever and his opinion. The whole who gives a flying fuck what a person who is good at a video game types into his keyboard and hits enter. Anyways "boxer: is that many tank? yes?" Its.. *SlayerS_`BoxeR`: This is many tank? Yes? nope your wrong it's SlayerS_`BoxeR`:that is many tank? SlayerS_`BoxeR`:yes? | ||
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Fox
United States408 Posts
<stranix> LKFJL:KSF <SilentStrike\"/> what are y ou talking about stranix? <IN-Bob> can u fix the seedings <IN-Bob> for me vs stranix <stranix> BEST OF 7 LK <IN-Bob> first round? <IN-Bob> ty kindly <stranix> NOW <IN^LameKing> OK <IN^LameKing> MAP 1 I CHOOSE BGH <stranix> OK <stranix> 2nd MAP I CHOOSE GREEN VALLEYS <IN^LameKing> BLOODBATH FOR 3 <stranix> KILLING FIELDS 4 <IN^LameKing> SPACE MADNESS 5 <IN^LameKing> U BETTER NOT STEAL MY IDEA FOR 7 <IN^LameKing> POLARIS <IN^LameKing> MOTHER FUCKING PRIME <stranix> LK THERE WONT BE A 5th GAME CUS IM ROCKING UR ASS THE FIRST 4 <stranix> U DUMBASS <SilentStrike\"/> haha <IN^LameKing> OH IC HOW IT IS <IN^LameKing> DOOD <IN^LameKing> I HAVE BGH EXPERIENCE <stranix> YA THATS RIGHT <IN^LameKing> MY ROOMATE <IN^LameKing> HAS TAUGHT ME <IN^LameKing> HE PLAYS IT 20X A DAY <IN^LameKing> AT LEAST <stranix> HE TAUGHT U HOW TO PLAY RIGHT? <INjiMMu> lose the caps captain stupid <IN^LameKing> YA <stranix> THAT WHY U GOT ROCKED LAST TIME WE PLAYED BGH? <stranix> I RAPED U AND 4 OTHERGUYS IN THAT FFA? C'MON LK * stranix is away (lk ur ass is mine and not sexually). <{PH}Thor.> may remember when i saw your bean? <{PH}Thor.> you knocked at my door <Maynard...> yes i do <{PH}Thor.> and i saw your small penis <{PH}Thor.> haha =[ <Maynard...> yes thor but u can sure suck a mean cock <Axis-> MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY MAY i suck ur huge dick MAYNARD <{PH}Thor.> you had your boxer trap open <{PH}Thor.> haha <Maynard...> remember when u answered ur door with ur penis out? thanks to bobthenewt for having those handy for me lolz. Fox | ||
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
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OrangeTerran
United States963 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
The..Scarab> teach me protoss znzf> what do u want to know The..Scarab> whats a protoss znzf> ignored for life The..Scarab> whats a ignored znzf> why dont you just fucking shut up already The..Scarab> why don't you just fucking teach me protoss The..Scarab> how maeny pielon i build? znzf> i can teach u anything protoss znzf> if u really, really want to learn The..Scarab> how maeny zeelot? | ||
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HovZ
United States1917 Posts
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Fox
United States408 Posts
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mAKiTO
Colombia4171 Posts
On April 18 2003 22:32 aquanda wrote: Old old old school player (pre-everlast during zileas era) quote: <Gandhi!> fredwin was playing me once in war2 and he sent his first peon to my mine and went in and started harvesting goldnand he said "look i'm a jew" omg rolfmao!!!1 | ||
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Bleww
United States1080 Posts
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RaGe_banned
United States538 Posts
On April 19 2003 05:41 Bleww wrote: Rekrul : "WHO GOONZ??????"  | ||
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mAKiTO
Colombia4171 Posts
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Bleww
United States1080 Posts
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OrangeTerran
United States963 Posts
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ilnp
Iceland1330 Posts
On April 19 2003 03:49 HovZ wrote: isnt thebusdriver chadterran? no they were 2on2 partners back in the day | ||
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
-YourRoleModel | ||
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
"NM" -Persian-POW | ||
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FeeLdAfuRy
Australia290 Posts
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
Yup, that quote is from me. And I'm a SC player. So I guess it qualifies right? | ||
Legionnaire
Australia4514 Posts
GG NO RE | ||
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LumberJack
United States3355 Posts
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Asta
Germany3491 Posts
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aquanda
United States477 Posts
http://www.warbucket.com/aqua/tillerpglcardfront.jpg | ||
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
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aquanda
United States477 Posts
<Index> sex games, what are you wearing? ZeuS left chat (Leaving) at 21:46:52. <sPaz0id> AND IT WAS SAID IN THE BIBLE.....no matter how much you shake and dance, the last 2 drops always end up in your pants *** Now talking in #deaf <shery> hey <Dirge> what? | ||
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
On April 19 2003 09:07 Legionnaire wrote: Josez -> Boxer GG NO RE he really said that? lol | ||
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Jamers
Israel1327 Posts
I have sound file proof. | ||
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NuclearAntelope
United States1369 Posts
Q. Can i join your fan club? A. Sure!!! Just send $15 to the fan club's president, NTT | ||
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ObsoleteLogic
United States3676 Posts
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Sadist
United States7225 Posts
"I wouldn't associate with any brood war player in real life, most are too fat or too skinny. That includes Maynard and Mr.X" -NTT | ||
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iloveoo
634 Posts
hahahah that was pure art ! specially the first one | ||
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iloveoo
634 Posts
On April 19 2003 20:54 Sadist wrote: not sure EXACTLY how it went (it was up at broodwar.co.yu) "I wouldn't associate with any brood war player in real life, most are too fat or too skinny. That includes Maynard and Mr.X" -NTT It went like that : i have met many bw players , and i can say for a fact that 99% of them are either too fat , too skiny or too retarded to even walk on the streets . And that includes Maynard and Mr.X what can i say? | ||
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iD.Twisted
Netherlands3102 Posts
On April 19 2003 20:35 ObsoleteLogic wrote: Twisted... where'd you get that quote? :p It was at sclegacy.com once at the place where now random quotes are. | ||
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ObsoleteLogic
United States3676 Posts
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iD.Twisted
Netherlands3102 Posts
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iD.Twisted
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aquanda
United States477 Posts
On April 19 2003 20:59 iloveoo wrote: wow , Aquanda definitely had the best (unknown) quotes ... hahahah that was pure art ! specially the first one known players are not funny X( they get so many courtesy laughs ... | ||
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badteeth
Netherlands1416 Posts
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Crash[tw]
United States58 Posts
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
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Roman
United States2595 Posts
Me: WTF HACKER, howd you know I was goin carrier. then watching him get 2 port cloacked wraith vs my mass goon/zlot ^_^. | ||
Liquid`Daaman
Sweden1225 Posts
can't even remember who :O some interview with some oldie. - -; | ||
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
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SirLixALot
United States39 Posts
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Sinny
United States81 Posts
ZeuS > all -_-;; | ||
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ObsoleteLogic
United States3676 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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z7-RaiN
United States522 Posts
- z7-RaiN | ||
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LoveMiMi
United States82 Posts
On April 20 2003 04:45 z7-RaiN wrote: "looks like someone took a shit in madcow's head, and didn't flush" - z7-RaiN Hahhahahaha..funny part to that is it might actually be true | ||
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iGgs
Russian Federation772 Posts
On April 20 2003 02:04 Roman wrote: After seeing an opponent make a gol in a pvt. Me: WTF HACKER, howd you know I was goin carrier. then watching him get 2 port cloacked wraith vs my mass goon/zlot ^_^. lol that must have been funny ;d | ||
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Roman
United States2595 Posts
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koomann
United States97 Posts
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Zerius[TPR]
Canada1633 Posts
[IN.TillerMaN] u rly are clueless about war2 so why dont u stfu about it [Smuft-_-] why dont you test me [Smuft-_-] motherfucker ? [IN.TillerMaN] test u? [IN.TillerMaN] playing u that 1 time was enuff [IN.TillerMaN] when i had lvl 5 grunts vs ure lvl 2's [IN.TillerMaN] [69}Toothpicky] smuft you're an idiot [Smuft-_-] pointless to argue and say i was lvl 2 [Smuft-_-] when you were lvl 5 [Smuft-_-] ask me some real war2 questions [IN.TillerMaN] how much in gow gold mine at top left of gow? [Smuft-_-] 65k [Smuft-_-] fgow 60k [IN.TillerMaN] shit u are good at war2 [{69}Toothpicky] haha [Smuft-_-] k another question [IN.TillerMaN> hahahaha ) [Smuft-_-] gogo [Smuft-_-] hahah thats so fucking funny tiller [Smuft-_-] hahahah [Smuft-_-] shut the fuck up [IN.TillerMaN] it was [Smuft-_-] re questiongoo [IN.TillerMaN] whats the tower bug in war2 and how do u take advantage of it? [Smuft-_-] i know it exists [Smuft-_-] but i dont know the specifics [IN.TillerMaN] there u go [IN.TillerMaN] denied [~ArchAngel] IT EXISTS [~ArchAngel] IT EXISTS!!!! [IN.TillerMaN] OK OK, if you get this right you are good at war2! [IN.TillerMaN] how many sappers to kill a town hall [IN.TillerMaN] ???? [Smuft-_-] 3 [IN.TillerMaN] wrong [IN.TillerMaN] 1 [IN.TillerMaN] click attack [{69}Toothpicky] haha [Smuft-_-] 18 [Smuft-_-] thats good stuff [~ArchAngel] ROFL [~ArchAngel] tiller you rock [WhipBoy] HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA [~ArchAngel] lol [WhipBoy] thats funny tiller [Smuft-_-] lets do some starcraft questions ? | ||
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Zerius[TPR]
Canada1633 Posts
[IN.Thor] dudey u know what, im going to tape your size 50 pants maggot faggot piece of pizza eating crap fucker being rape by me [IN.Thor] =[ [dudey] thor, i'm not quite sure what you said [IN.Thor] and then imma fill your mouth with my evil sperm full of leetness skillz creamy shit faggot bitch ass nigger u skilless bitch from the west coast to [IN.IceGod] wow thor goin old school on dudey [BlindFury] wow thor, that was pretty leet [IN.Thor] yea bf, thats why u gotta give me an hammer up in here [IN.Thor] u know whats up niggah? [BlindFury] uhm, yep [IN.Thor] when next patch comes out dudey is gonna be sitting on his butt formed chair [IN.Thor] and he's gonna watch me rape him, helpless [dudey] didn't you sayt hat after i beat you at bw thor? [dudey] "when war3 comes out i'm mgonna rape you" [IN.Thor] dudey, whats the score at bw faggot [IN.Thor] hey hey, stfu mr.1500 games in the beta and mr. 2000 ghz user when i got 733 and shitty vid card and i still make your butt liek if it was jello [dudey] i dont recall being anywhere near threatened vs you thor - - [IN.Thor] dudey, when you dance is your rack hitting hard on your chin? [IN.Thor] =[ [dudey] when you play me at video games is your ass sore afterwards thor? [dudey] [IN.Thor] dudey, when your dad see's u sitting on that chairs 12 hours in a row trying to be good at war3, does he think ur the most useles piece of fat shit he's ever seen? [IN.TillerMaN] uhm, my eyes are in shock at that statement, that was the ultra SLAM! of the century [BlindFury] oh man [BlindFury] thor is raping [IN.Thor] [3 dudey [IN.Thor] u know whats up now [IN.Thor] dudey even if i we're an homosexual, i would reconsider the option of ordering a crane so i could mount u beneath that huge pile of fat u got in your buns [dudey] i never initiate these little shit talkin sessions ok? [dudey] but i rape you and your clanmates in the ass at both bw and war3 everytime we [dudey] play and that's just how it is [dudey] and i'm gonna stop talking cus thor is much better than me at this [IN.TillerMaN] he is ya gegege [krazymofo] this is quite hte lesson here thor is administering * dudey is away (and i'll rape your clan in 3d pong too = [). [IN.Thor] dudey, the only thing 3d here is u [IN.IceGod] hahahah [IN.TillerMaN] omgaddddd [IN.IceGod] rofl [BlindFury] omg [IN.TillerMaN] HAHAHA, stop typin [IN.Thor] =[ [IN.IceGod] oh man [IN.TillerMaN] (((( [IN.IceGod] dyin of laughter [IN-Python] hahahahaha [IN-Python] omg [IN-Python] my eyes are watering [IN.TillerMaN] fux, i just spilt coffee everywhere with the 3d comment [dudey] yeah me too = [ [dudey] that was really funny - - [IN.Thor] before messsing with the dot squad [IN.Thor] u gotta think twice [IN.Thor] cuz we rule your mama | ||
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Cassius
United States113 Posts
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XaI)CyRiC
United States4471 Posts
Personally, something like "and then imma fill your mouth with my evil sperm full of leetness skillz creamy shit faggot bitch ass nigger u skilless bitch from the west coast" would make me think less of the person who made the statement, not more. It sounds like something you'd hear come from a jr. high school student who just learned how to cuss and is trying to put as many of them in line as possible. I also "like" how Thor criticizes Dudey's appearance instead of responding to Dudey's comments about owning them in games. Whether Dudey actually does own them or not doesn't make his shit-talking any less juvenile IMO. Basically, I was very unimpressed by Thor's display in the quoted conversation. | ||
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iGgs
Russian Federation772 Posts
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
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VaNille
Canada204 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
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C)R
Canada549 Posts
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BosNia)_zL.99
Canada98 Posts
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BosNia)_zL.99
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BosNia)_zL.99
Canada98 Posts
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BosNia)_zL.99
Canada98 Posts
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~Drewby
Korea (South)131 Posts
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RaGe_banned
United States538 Posts
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iGgs
Russian Federation772 Posts
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iGgs
Russian Federation772 Posts
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XaI)CyRiC
United States4471 Posts
On April 21 2003 22:22 ~Drewby wrote: good shit, u just gotta lighten up a little people I'm not offended by Thor's display, just unimpressed. Maybe I'm just a bit disappointed that so many people find that particular flaming session to be so great, when I see it to be so immature and stupid. | ||
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Clutch3
United States1344 Posts
Also, to be able to respond to the other side is really important. This again goes back to SC; if you just watch a rep you can get pretty good at hammering out the same build order over and over (Thor's "build order" in that dialogue was analogous to a standard "2 gate" approach, I think). But, to be able to respond to what the other guy does, and change your topics and style to match that...that's where the gosuness lies... | ||
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RedMeat
United Kingdom490 Posts
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lordmanji
United States3 Posts
was practicing the moving drop technique with ovies, so i load up a shitload of lings in numerous overlords. I started from one side and dropped the lings til i got to the other side. they looked less like lings and more like "droplings." -_- | ||
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Shockey
United States2615 Posts
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Napoleic
Canada356 Posts
-Bob the Newt, funniest bw player ever | ||
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Napoleic
Canada356 Posts
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amat
United States1788 Posts
On April 22 2003 07:43 Napoleic wrote: btw I believe him and NTT once got in a trash talking match, I wish I was there That would be fun to watch | ||
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iloveoo
634 Posts
On April 22 2003 07:42 Napoleic wrote: "Im going to donate my winnings in advance to the aids foundation so they can get to work developing the cure you will all need when Im finished raping you" -Bob the Newt, funniest bw player ever you can tell that he heard that from someone else ; ( i think i have seen that quote about 3-4 other times before ... (it was in a film , but i cant remember which one) | ||
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28665 Posts
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iloveoo
634 Posts
On April 22 2003 15:41 Liquid`Drone wrote: oh bob probably made that one up himself. seriously, the guy rocks. hehe nothing to say about that i remember that t-shirt thing , that was very funny but about that quote , its just not original enough | ||
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uT)CyrAx
United States282 Posts
and anything i've written.. gg | ||
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uT)CyrAx
United States282 Posts
with bob and other funny asses fox and some dude wwho began with a P | ||
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ShAsTa
Belgium2841 Posts
So funny | ||
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Cheez_Dip{PAK}
150 Posts
I used to have a website with some lamer screenshots, though it's quite outdated now... here I'll uploaded a few pages... http://pakclan.virtualave.net/lamers/lamers.html | ||
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iggs999
Russian Federation722 Posts
On April 19 2003 06:32 Bleww wrote: oh oh wait wait i can't beleive if orgot this one. Me ilnp and Rekrul were talking one day a while back, and out of No where Rekrul says "LL - REKR00L J", then he says "BLEWWDICRIS". And with extremely quick wit ilnp replies "P-DUDEY". THat is one of the few things i've ever read on bnet that actually made me laugh out loud. Hands down to ilnp i dont get it? | ||
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ares01256
United States355 Posts
i know froz beat boxer twice and yet there is only the replay where boxer goes goliaths and froz makes the tanks and turrets, does any1 actually have the other replay? | ||
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MannerKiss
United States2398 Posts
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Cheez_Dip{PAK}
150 Posts
"I have map hack, hehe" - [wht]juggernaut "Which button turns hack on?" - eminem875 And in a diablo2 chat where there were bots spamming password scams: "What do you mean??? i wasn't supposed to send him my password???" - Aalii | ||
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gravity
Australia1847 Posts
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mrmin123
Korea (South)2971 Posts
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ObsoleteLogic
United States3676 Posts
Its nostalgia time! I have to admit I laughed re-reading this, though. | ||
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IcedEarth
United States3661 Posts
"1l 2l 3l 4l 5l 6l 7l 8l 9l 0l 1n gg" -Bser on forums "... fuck" -Heartcutter ".. and all those turrets they've been building start to pay off now as the observers pop like a pair of horny frogs during the Fourth of July." -Random people "All your base are belong to us!" "I found God for you .. he's hiding behind these brass knuckles." "Special KGB tactic, marines vs dark templar without cloak detection." "The Bengalaas can spit lightning and belch acidic clouds of vapor up to ten miles distant, can't it?" "Anyone who can survive 600 casualties and still win is a true, purebred, homogenized, Grade-A badass!" "I typed 'heh' and my opponant replied with a poetic 'grr'." "Jin, in the pic of you in Zergy's profile, it looks as if you actually had a life ... is that true?" "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a hacking lamer." "SSP, you're a ghost?" "No, I'm pigment-impaired." | ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36374 Posts
On April 06 2004 23:28 IcedEarth wrote: -Boxer "1l 2l 3l 4l 5l 6l 7l 8l 9l 0l 1n gg" -Bser on forums "... fuck" -Heartcutter ".. and all those turrets they've been building start to pay off now as the observers pop like a pair of horny frogs during the Fourth of July." -Random people "All your base are belong to us!" "I found God for you .. he's hiding behind these brass knuckles." "Special KGB tactic, marines vs dark templar without cloak detection." "The Bengalaas can spit lightning and belch acidic clouds of vapor up to ten miles distant, can't it?" "Anyone who can survive 600 casualties and still win is a true, purebred, homogenized, Grade-A badass!" "I typed 'heh' and my opponant replied with a poetic 'grr'." "Jin, in the pic of you in Zergy's profile, it looks as if you actually had a life ... is that true?" "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a hacking lamer." "SSP, you're a ghost?" "No, I'm pigment-impaired." sorry, original ones were a lot better =( | ||
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Zerius[TPR]
Canada1633 Posts
Korn[pG]: "and now it looks like boxer is doing the vessel trick. I hope blackman is aware of this, because if he isnt, he is losing all his droOOHHH MMYYY GOOOODDD" | ||
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GTR-2-Go_au
Australia315 Posts
[pG]Korn : Ummm.. im just wondering if boxer can listen to the commentators... because it might give out the positions of blackmans exp... this has happend in CS once, will it happen in bw? id like to note that the commentators are loud as well. | ||
Twisted
Netherlands13554 Posts
iD.MidiaN: They're all out, except my sister. She's downstairs pointing at boobs in the newspaper I think. "I want some of those for Christmas". | ||
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MPXMX
Canada4309 Posts
They are just making up parody rapper names for themselves. I'm not into rap, but i think it's LL Cool J, Ludicrous, P-Diddy, or something like that. | ||
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SoL.Origin
Argentina2400 Posts
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hasuwar
7365 Posts
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aquanda
United States477 Posts
On April 22 2003 15:41 Liquid`Drone wrote: oh bob probably made that one up himself. seriously, the guy rocks. I have lost contact with many of the old schoolers I used to game with daily. Such as Thor, TBD, {69}'ers, Bob...so many others. Does anyone still use Kali or do you have some contacts I could leech off you? I still see X_Mage_X on east sometimes. That kid is absolutely retarded, but the only old schooler I still see hanging around anymore. EDIT:<Ariok> most IRL conversations with your pants off don't go as well as their online counterparts | ||
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Pob
880 Posts
saved the pic on my comp rofl | ||
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x[ReaPeR]x
United States3447 Posts
Korn's commentaries were gold. Rekrul: "Don't leave a hole in your base and the Protoss will not fuck you." | ||
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
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DeepBlu2
United States975 Posts
![[image loading]](http://web.archive.org/web/20030403190704/http://www.theinclan.com/boxer/largeboxer.jpg) | ||
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Tricky
China752 Posts
On April 18 2003 22:29 VitaleTerran wrote: My favorite quote was one fo my own. i was playing a pvz with me as P of course and I managed to find a pack of Zerglings numbering in about 50 hidden on the top of the map. I sent a single DT and started the rape. Here's what i said. "1...2...3..4...5...6...7...8...9...10...12...13...14...15...16...17...18...19...10...20...21...23...24...25....26...27....28...29..30...31...32...33... until He finally said "what are you countign The number of Zealots you have?" My response was "No it's the number of Zergligns im killing" his response: "WTF!?!?!" I could do nothing but laugh. lol... | ||
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aquanda
United States477 Posts
On April 07 2004 08:32 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote: 5-0 vs aquanda :D aq rememer the stupid "clan" there was.. i dont rmeemrb the tag it was ilke {P}STIMD~FISH or something and a bunch of retards joined it and the whole point of it was to talk shit and then never play err do I know you? :O | ||
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Mandalor
Germany2362 Posts
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
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pyogenes
Brazil1401 Posts
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Smuft
Canada318 Posts
"WDT and TLT" "All your money are belong to us" -LDone | ||
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Dick
United States717 Posts
ilnp answering to testie's accusation of getting junwi to play him on WDT, on game 2 where he rushed with awesome micro-lings testie's main. | ||
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Tien
Russian Federation4447 Posts
the that is many tank yes? | ||
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Kobayashi
Portugal1970 Posts
NTT in that discussion with some french guys (storm and...can't recall who else) at bw.com about kbk was great | ||
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XaI)CyRiC
United States4471 Posts
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Element)LoGiC
Canada1143 Posts
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Veg
Canada2945 Posts
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Element)LoGiC
Canada1143 Posts
Chobo was another guy... "I don't think I understood half of that." "Could you please try a little bit harder to NOT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD." | ||
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Kobayashi
Portugal1970 Posts
On April 07 2004 15:06 Element)LoGiC wrote: Not quite, sure, but I remember that too. Chobo was another guy... "I don't think I understood half of that." "Could you please try a little bit harder to NOT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD." come back onve you have mastered the art not to sound like a complete retard | ||
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Element)LoGiC
Canada1143 Posts
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Zerius[TPR]
Canada1633 Posts
On April 07 2004 13:42 Smuft wrote: This badass Protoss / Zerg hybrid player by the name of LDone upon winning the TLT finals: "WDT and TLT" "All your money are belong to us" -LDone rofl... | ||
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MPXMX
Canada4309 Posts
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
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Ego
United States70 Posts
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DarkGhost]Coon[
United States1471 Posts
"ROFL SUP?" | ||
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Zerius[TPR]
Canada1633 Posts
On April 07 2004 20:09 Oxygen wrote: LDone be Smuft :/ WOW REALLY MAN THANKS A MILLION I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE UNTIL YOU DECIDED OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART TO CURE ME OF MY HIDEOUS IGNORANCE! WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE? | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
Heh, look at first date. I'll let the thread go though, seems people are still posting... | ||
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Dick
United States717 Posts
<NTT> hey colos are you from Yugoslavia ? <colos> yes <NTT> I just saw your brother get shot on CNN | ||
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NoNameLoser
United States1508 Posts
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
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hasuwar
7365 Posts
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PissPoorMicro
United States79 Posts
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mensrea
Canada5062 Posts
On April 07 2004 23:36 Dick wrote: oh another NTT one: omg lol | ||
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marshall28
United States68 Posts
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SpuniasauR
Australia1500 Posts
anywayz it was all hella funni cuz i was acting like a smartass before the game and it was such karma to be fucked up with a gay strat. anywayz after another dweb lord roundup i start some more lords from all 3 hatches thinking i would FINALLY get positive supply and keep pumping hydras... all of a sudden i look up at my supply a min or 2 later and its 40~/15 AGAIN. so i see 40/15 and shout out "OH MY LORD" my opponent looks up (hears through headphones) and says in reply "what lords??" | ||
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Twisted
Netherlands13554 Posts
On April 07 2004 23:17 Klogon wrote: April 18 2003 Heh, look at first date. I'll let the thread go though, seems people are still posting... Mensrea brought it back -.- | ||
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bi11y_
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36374 Posts
--nohope (trashtalking posted on theinclan.com) | ||
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Element)LoGiC
Canada1143 Posts
On April 08 2004 02:26 Hot_Bid wrote: its "die in twin tower fat american hamburger" lmao, that owns. | ||
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bi11y_
80 Posts
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mensrea
Canada5062 Posts
No I didn't. | ||
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Twisted
Netherlands13554 Posts
might be some other thread ^_^ | ||
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bi11y_
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Hasse
Sweden579 Posts
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bi11y_
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Hasse
Sweden579 Posts
<NES> lol <NES> I download something from Napster <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" <NES> "getting my song back fucker" | ||
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bi11y_
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Hasse
Sweden579 Posts
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Twisted
Netherlands13554 Posts
they're hilarious | ||
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Servolisk
United States5241 Posts
On April 08 2004 01:24 PissPoorMicro wrote: Some random kid in USEast Terran Strategy told me and a few others "Die in power outage fat hamburger" during that big NYC power outage...last summer? Argh, the big NYC power outage? Is NY all people care about because it went north somewhere in Canada and as far West as Detroit (maybe farther I don't know). It may seem not worth commenting on but New Yorkers always act soo important like the world revolves around them. | ||
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Servolisk
United States5241 Posts
On April 07 2004 02:02 GTR-2-Go wrote: also another one from WCG2002 [pG]Korn : Ummm.. im just wondering if boxer can listen to the commentators... because it might give out the positions of blackmans exp... this has happend in CS once, will it happen in bw? id like to note that the commentators are loud as well. Funny and a little disturbing. Anyone know if it happened? | ||
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aquanda
United States477 Posts
On April 08 2004 02:26 Hot_Bid wrote: "die in twin tower fat american hamburger" --nohope (trashtalking posted on theinclan.com) They stole that from warbucket.com. They have no bot of originality in their site. I remember a week after warbucket.com hosted a prank that we were shut down by the government inclan website did the exact same thing...it was about as lame as Hovz's post in Broodwar forum. | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
Best. Line. Ever | ||
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Zerius[TPR]
Canada1633 Posts
On April 08 2004 09:08 MiniRoman wrote: "I hope you're wearing metal pants becaus emy penis is about to enter your ass" - NTT Best. Line. Ever That was Stratus | ||
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Commander{+}
United States2878 Posts
On April 06 2004 22:13 gravity wrote: I can't remeber who first said this, but "click faster, newb" is my favourite SC quote, even though I have pretty low apm myself. MFSDKFNSDFJKNDSNKDS ROFL I don't know why but that had my gut hurting (literally). 'click faster, newb' ROOFLFFL | ||
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Yarertz
Djibouti1891 Posts
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8882
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In Polish it rymes. BTW. I wonder what did the guy, who won a vacuum cleaner at wcg, say? Maybe or sth like "I have a gf, you know -_-'". The whole idea to give someone a vacuum cleaner is hilarious :D | ||
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ObsoleteLogic
United States3676 Posts
** Stranix | ||
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LaG)MakER
Yugoslavia284 Posts
this is a fairly retarded comment on the behalf of ntt which only shows his ignorance for the World Beyond SC. yugoslavia is in europe, balcan. no wars here for the past 10 years. ntt is a retard. i like the way colos fucked him up with his own shit (dictionary.com) | ||
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Pob
880 Posts
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Element)LoGiC
Canada1143 Posts
On April 10 2004 11:35 LaG)MakER wrote: this is a fairly retarded comment on the behalf of ntt which only shows his ignorance for the World Beyond SC. yugoslavia is in europe, balcan. no wars here for the past 10 years. ntt is a retard. i like the way colos fucked him up with his own shit (dictionary.com) Stop bitching, moron. | ||
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BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
On April 10 2004 11:35 LaG)MakER wrote: this is a fairly retarded comment on the behalf of ntt which only shows his ignorance for the World Beyond SC. yugoslavia is in europe, balcan. no wars here for the past 10 years. ntt is a retard. i like the way colos fucked him up with his own shit (dictionary.com) Way to freak out over a dumb joke? | ||
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FusioN
Sweden72 Posts
Violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake | ||
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Breeze
Bulgaria989 Posts
Need to open a new window and paste it inside, won't link directly | ||
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ApollyoN
United States1297 Posts
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Ebenol
Sweden1983 Posts
On April 14 2004 04:34 Breeze wrote: Sven is BM omg.www.geocities.com/darzev/didivssven.jpg Need to open a new window and paste it inside, won't link directly | ||
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T_T
Vatican City State593 Posts
On April 14 2004 05:45 ApollyoN wrote: What do i do, its just scrunched in the left side for me, cant read it ~_~ hover cursor over the pic and wait for a button in the buttom right corner to appear. click on it. edit: disable automatic image resizing by opening "Internet Options" (Tools -> Internet Options...), click on tab "Advanced", scroll down to section "Multimedia" and remove the tick from "Enable automatic image resizing". | ||
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Breeze
Bulgaria989 Posts
On April 14 2004 05:47 Ebenol wrote: Sven is BM omg. Yeah that pic is fun even when you know just one of the languages | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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uiCk
Canada1925 Posts
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SChasu
United States1505 Posts
On April 18 2003 22:29 VitaleTerran wrote: lol i did this too but i killed all of them then later in the game he goes... WTF HAPPENED TO MY LINGS??My favorite quote was one fo my own. i was playing a pvz with me as P of course and I managed to find a pack of Zerglings numbering in about 50 hidden on the top of the map. I sent a single DT and started the rape. Here's what i said. "1...2...3..4...5...6...7...8...9...10...12...13...14...15...16...17...18...19...10...20...21...23...24...25....26...27....28...29..30...31...32...33... until He finally said "what are you countign The number of Zealots you have?" My response was "No it's the number of Zergligns im killing" his response: "WTF!?!?!" I could do nothing but laugh. | ||
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mdb
Bulgaria4059 Posts
On April 14 2004 04:34 Breeze wrote: www.geocities.com/darzev/didivssven.jpg Need to open a new window and paste it inside, won't link directly RRRRROFL | ||
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Cassius
United States113 Posts
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StimD
Norway738 Posts
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NegativeZero
Canada45 Posts
On April 18 2003 20:43 MPXMX wrote: Well, if they care, it's their business, and if you do not care, you shouldn't care so much as to tell them not to care. Thats a good quote as well | ||
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NegativeZero
Canada45 Posts
Veg[pG]: So, if i win will you tell me what really happend at WDT? iG.Smuft: ... iG.Smuft: I Told You iG.Smuft: Your $10 help buy my Meat today. Veg lost | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
On April 14 2004 11:13 NegativeZero wrote: WCG 2003 Canada Finals, Smuft was playing for a chance to make it to the final 3. I was sitting behind smuft, before the game they were chatting: Veg[pG]: So, if i win will you tell me what really happend at WDT? iG.Smuft: ... iG.Smuft: I Told You iG.Smuft: Your $10 help buy my Meat today. Veg lost bwhahaaha... awesome :D | ||
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KiLLme1st
United States1824 Posts
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IntoTheClan
Afghanistan207 Posts
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LumberJack
United States3355 Posts
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Improvement
203 Posts
On April 14 2004 06:52 Breeze wrote: Yeah that pic is fun even when you know just one of the languages could you translate what he was saying ? ^^ would be very nice | ||
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PissPoorMicro
United States79 Posts
On April 08 2004 05:06 Servolisk wrote: Argh, the big NYC power outage? Is NY all people care about because it went north somewhere in Canada and as far West as Detroit (maybe farther I don't know). It may seem not worth commenting on but New Yorkers always act soo important like the world revolves around them. I'm not from NYC, but that's where the power outage was centered around I'm almost 100% sure because that's where the AEP circuits disconnected from the system so their customers wouldn't lose power. | ||
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Dick
United States717 Posts
On April 14 2004 04:34 Breeze wrote: www.geocities.com/darzev/didivssven.jpg Need to open a new window and paste it inside, won't link directly the last quote was art can someone plz translate the rest of the stuff? | ||
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Oxygen
Canada3581 Posts
Violets are blue, All of my base, Are belong to you -quoted from someone I know on b.net | ||
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FusioN
Sweden72 Posts
On April 14 2004 14:47 Oxygen wrote: Roses are red, Violets are blue, All of my base, Are belong to you -quoted from someone I know on b.net Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake Bash.org has given me literally hours of laughs :D | ||
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Carriers=InstantWin
Korea (South)67 Posts
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Breeze
Bulgaria989 Posts
______________________________________________________________________ DIDI8[BG] (03:15 PM) : "Our good BW players aren't playing anymore... Didi and X? Oh the myths, legends and players with aureoles, that's a bit too much. Them doing something back in 2001, doesn't mean that they would do it if they had been in the same group with Boxer and Elky... Fuck, there is luck too in this business. And yes, I have self confidence. Problem?" breeze please tell beast that if someone pastes me another similar opinion I'll personally break his right arm before wcg... _______________________________________________________________________ | ||
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Breeze
Bulgaria989 Posts
"If I wrote something insulting or untrue, please break both my hands. Well, don't read that part about Elky..." | ||
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MPXMX
Canada4309 Posts
I don't get it... they were in the groups with elky and boxer, weren't they? So that sentence doesn't really make sense to me. Explain, slut | ||
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