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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 09 2005 05:31 GMT
#61
On November 09 2005 14:29 OverTheUnder wrote:
Sarcasm is a lost art to many pplz--;

anyways, gold hot_bid.

me play you sex 20 apm gg nore.

it clear this person have high apm.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
game.no
Profile Joined July 2005
Norway445 Posts
November 09 2005 05:35 GMT
#62
On November 09 2005 14:31 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2005 14:26 game.no wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:03 mitsy wrote:
...

lemme guess, you, while watching his replay, said to yourself "I can do that. see? i'm over here doing this (pretends like you're play Xellos terran) while he hasn't moved his scv there yet" lol try watching it with BWTV, then you'll notice truly how fast he is and how he does 3 actions at once in 2 different areas of the map.

u have so low apm u dont play only watch pro on tv and become many apm? 3 action in 2 area of map mean 1.5 action in area, no split action so u post stupid; maybe u be smarter if u higher apm no?


maybe if you didn't sound so retarded like a jackass, i'd actually care what you had to say.-.-
Veigh
Profile Joined November 2003
Netherlands300 Posts
November 09 2005 05:38 GMT
#63
This thread is gold....internet doesnt really make me laugh often, but Hot_Bid, if your penis is as big as your sense of humour, you really need an elephant-ass for your pleasure-nights
Mirror matchups are imbalanced by definition
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
November 09 2005 05:38 GMT
#64
little penis detected
Moderator<:3-/-<
Veigh
Profile Joined November 2003
Netherlands300 Posts
November 09 2005 05:40 GMT
#65
On November 09 2005 14:38 IntoTheWow wrote:
little penis detected


Uhu, somewhere in the united states with around 360 posts
Mirror matchups are imbalanced by definition
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 09 2005 05:41 GMT
#66
On November 09 2005 14:35 game.no wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2005 14:31 Hot_Bid wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:26 game.no wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:03 mitsy wrote:
...

stupids

u have so low apm u dont play only watch pro on tv and become many apm? 3 action in 2 area of map mean 1.5 action in area, no split action so u post stupid; maybe u be smarter if u higher apm no?

maybe if you didn't sound so retarded like a jackass, i'd actually care what you had to say.-.-

no point get angry bc low apm, many low apm still gosu (not u) if u no care why u post reply? it clear u care so u retard like jackass -.-;; u apm < 100, it clear.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 09 2005 05:42 GMT
#67
On November 09 2005 14:38 Veigh wrote:
This thread is gold....internet doesnt really make me laugh often, but Hot_Bid, if your penis is as big as your sense of humour, you really need an elephant-ass for your pleasure-nights

why u talk so much about butt-the-sex? friend with strafe?
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
game.no
Profile Joined July 2005
Norway445 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-09 05:43:47
November 09 2005 05:43 GMT
#68
On November 09 2005 14:41 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2005 14:35 game.no wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:31 Hot_Bid wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:26 game.no wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:03 mitsy wrote:
...

stupids

u have so low apm u dont play only watch pro on tv and become many apm? 3 action in 2 area of map mean 1.5 action in area, no split action so u post stupid; maybe u be smarter if u higher apm no?

maybe if you didn't sound so retarded like a jackass, i'd actually care what you had to say.-.-

no point get angry bc low apm, many low apm still gosu (not u) if u no care why u post reply? it clear u care so u retard like jackass -.-;; u apm < 100, it clear.


dont get mad because your english is terrible, which you are probably faking to make a fool of everyone here, and that you have a tiny penis. small penis detected lol
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 09 2005 05:48 GMT
#69
On November 09 2005 14:43 game.no wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2005 14:41 Hot_Bid wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:35 game.no wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:31 Hot_Bid wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:26 game.no wrote:
On November 09 2005 14:03 mitsy wrote:
...

stupids

u have so low apm u dont play only watch pro on tv and become many apm? 3 action in 2 area of map mean 1.5 action in area, no split action so u post stupid; maybe u be smarter if u higher apm no?

maybe if you didn't sound so retarded like a jackass, i'd actually care what you had to say.-.-

no point get angry bc low apm, many low apm still gosu (not u) if u no care why u post reply? it clear u care so u retard like jackass -.-;; u apm < 100, it clear.

dont get mad because your english is terrible, which you are probably faking to make a fool of everyone here, and that you have a tiny penis. small penis detected lol

why for u detect own penis?
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
November 09 2005 05:50 GMT
#70
everyone here knows he is faking the horrible english. except people like you that is, that is what makes it funny.

this thread alone has made me want to come back to SC...
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
i.lOve.pearL
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada175 Posts
November 09 2005 05:54 GMT
#71
this turned into an apm thread super quick.
Im like a superhero, except without powers and motivation.
perturbed
Profile Joined October 2005
United States18 Posts
November 09 2005 05:56 GMT
#72
If faking bad english is supposed to be funny, then comedy is not your forte.
Abang_Zealot
Profile Joined June 2003
Indonesia866 Posts
November 09 2005 05:58 GMT
#73
Kkk this is so closed =P
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-09 06:04:53
November 09 2005 06:03 GMT
#74
On November 09 2005 14:54 low.a.p.m wrote:
this turned into an apm thread super quick.
u do nothing quick

On November 09 2005 14:56 lowapm wrote:
If faking bad english is supposed to be funny, then comedy is not your forte.
apm no matter, much like u

On November 09 2005 14:58 low_apm wrote:
Kkk two fool above me are idiot =P

it clear u all low apm
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
November 09 2005 06:04 GMT
#75
play me hot bid. you are obviously bored. asp]abandon[ on euro

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11593 Posts
November 09 2005 06:26 GMT
#76
me 900+ apm me gosu!

lol... future form of NaDa
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
November 09 2005 06:29 GMT
#77
Jesus Christ you people are fucking predictable. Like, 2 hours ago this thread only had one reply. That's all it needed. But when I saw him add the line:

"APM = actions per minute, if you were wondering about that as well. (how many tasks you can do in the game within one minute, the more the better)"

I knew this would turn into a fucking huge APM flame fest.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
LG)Sabbath
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Argentina3024 Posts
November 09 2005 06:37 GMT
#78
On November 09 2005 15:29 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Jesus Christ you people are fucking predictable. Like, 2 hours ago this thread only had one reply. That's all it needed. But when I saw him add the line:

"APM = actions per minute, if you were wondering about that as well. (how many tasks you can do in the game within one minute, the more the better)"

I knew this would turn into a fucking huge APM flame fest.

u fake high apm sure

kakak -0-
https://www.twitch.tv/argsabbath/
JudasT
Profile Joined January 2003
Spain2226 Posts
November 09 2005 06:37 GMT
#79
R O L F @ Hot_Bid answers
Taking the time to have simple fun everyday is a must for a happy life.
orca
Profile Joined January 2003
Israel469 Posts
November 09 2005 06:46 GMT
#80
On November 09 2005 13:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2005 13:34 hefty wrote:
OMG Hot_Bid you have so high apm!

High apm >>>> omniscient

u have so high apm u compare noun with adj haha

apm > red!!! see how stupid it look?

Show nested quote +
On November 09 2005 13:35 SwedishHero wrote:
my apm is 120, had I had 160-200 I would of bin pro long time ago

i bin laiden by u terrorist mom last night



I haven't laughed at a post in such a long time..... THANK YOU!
Post edited for grammar.
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