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MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
November 20 2009 22:17 GMT
#121
On November 21 2009 04:24 GinNtoniC wrote:
I'm gonna sound like the biggest douche here (and I'm sorry if my post is perceived that way), but he IS just skinny. His abs are very visible, thanks to virtually no subcutaneous fat, but actual muscle mass? There's hardly any - and I'm not saying that cause I'm buff or anything. Hell, I'm a long jumper (don't hardly ever exercise my upper body for volume to avoid extra weight), but even I've got far more upper body muscle mass than that.

If he's ripped? Sure. And the black and white photos bring that out even more, but again, that's a result of no subcutaneous fat covering the muscle contures up, rather than there actually being any substantial muscle mass beneath.

Sorry Stork =/
I still love you as a player though.

You can actually see his six pack and all. What are you comparing him to? Bruce Lee? Cause Bruce Lee is an outlier. Stork can kick your ass ten times out of ten.
Zerg can be so abusive sometimes | third member of the "loli is not a crime club" PM konadora to join!
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-22 06:23:52
November 22 2009 06:23 GMT
#122
On November 21 2009 07:17 MuffinDude wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2009 04:24 GinNtoniC wrote:
I'm gonna sound like the biggest douche here (and I'm sorry if my post is perceived that way), but he IS just skinny. His abs are very visible, thanks to virtually no subcutaneous fat, but actual muscle mass? There's hardly any - and I'm not saying that cause I'm buff or anything. Hell, I'm a long jumper (don't hardly ever exercise my upper body for volume to avoid extra weight), but even I've got far more upper body muscle mass than that.

If he's ripped? Sure. And the black and white photos bring that out even more, but again, that's a result of no subcutaneous fat covering the muscle contures up, rather than there actually being any substantial muscle mass beneath.

Sorry Stork =/
I still love you as a player though.

You can actually see his six pack and all. What are you comparing him to? Bruce Lee? Cause Bruce Lee is an outlier. Stork can kick your ass ten times out of ten.



What the fuck, is this whole thread a joke?

I assumed everyone's just playing along with the whole homoness but this is getting out of hand

I don't know how old Stork is but he has the body of any random 14 year old who plays sports just once a week. I realize this is a video game forum but COME ON. Anyone can get semi-visible 6pack abs at 110 pounds by just doing 10 crunches every 6 months.
Chen
Profile Joined June 2009
United States6344 Posts
November 22 2009 06:35 GMT
#123
http://www.fomos.kr/gnuboard4/bbs/board.php?bo_table=kangfree&page=9&page=2
For comparison, while Stork was working out, Bisu decided to
1. Do his hair
2. Admire himself in the mirror
3. Eat while talking on his phone
4. Sign autographs on shirts
5. Pose for the camera... with a scarf.
Stork posed for the camera with no shirt
MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-22 06:42:51
November 22 2009 06:41 GMT
#124
On November 22 2009 15:23 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2009 07:17 MuffinDude wrote:
On November 21 2009 04:24 GinNtoniC wrote:
I'm gonna sound like the biggest douche here (and I'm sorry if my post is perceived that way), but he IS just skinny. His abs are very visible, thanks to virtually no subcutaneous fat, but actual muscle mass? There's hardly any - and I'm not saying that cause I'm buff or anything. Hell, I'm a long jumper (don't hardly ever exercise my upper body for volume to avoid extra weight), but even I've got far more upper body muscle mass than that.

If he's ripped? Sure. And the black and white photos bring that out even more, but again, that's a result of no subcutaneous fat covering the muscle contures up, rather than there actually being any substantial muscle mass beneath.

Sorry Stork =/
I still love you as a player though.

You can actually see his six pack and all. What are you comparing him to? Bruce Lee? Cause Bruce Lee is an outlier. Stork can kick your ass ten times out of ten.



What the fuck, is this whole thread a joke?

I assumed everyone's just playing along with the whole homoness but this is getting out of hand

I don't know how old Stork is but he has the body of any random 14 year old who plays sports just once a week. I realize this is a video game forum but COME ON. Anyone can get semi-visible 6pack abs at 110 pounds by just doing 10 crunches every 6 months.

ok, he doesn't have too much of a 6 pack, but i'm very curious to this 14 year old who plays sports just once a week who is as buff as stork, show me plz?

i have friends who swim 5 times a week for three hours, average weight for their heigh, and looks flimsy as hell, but they're pretty fast swimmers.
Zerg can be so abusive sometimes | third member of the "loli is not a crime club" PM konadora to join!
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 22 2009 06:42 GMT
#125
I posted the same thing in the KHAN vs STX thread but,

Definitely gay for stork. <333
[TLMS] REBOOT
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-22 07:09:57
November 22 2009 07:09 GMT
#126
somebody should show Stork that song and video made by el.divino and xsebt and tell him that it was made in response to the pics haha
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
November 22 2009 07:21 GMT
#127
I don't see why people suddenly "went gay" for this guy. You probably don't work out at all if you consider this guy muscular...
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
November 22 2009 07:23 GMT
#128
On November 22 2009 16:21 Altair wrote:
I don't see why people suddenly "went gay" for this guy. You probably don't work out at all if you consider this guy muscular...


I think its more relatively muscular... the Korean progamers are historically skinny nerds...
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2600 Posts
November 22 2009 07:56 GMT
#129
WWWHHHHAAATTTT I Want old chubby stork back : (
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
November 22 2009 08:20 GMT
#130
On November 22 2009 16:21 Altair wrote:
I don't see why people suddenly "went gay" for this guy. You probably don't work out at all if you consider this guy muscular...

I probably have more muscles than stork because I play water polo and do swimming for 3 hours a day, 5 times a week, for about 30 weeks a year, but I have barely enough fat to cover it all.
Zerg can be so abusive sometimes | third member of the "loli is not a crime club" PM konadora to join!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 22 2009 08:28 GMT
#131
Bisu is a pretty boy, you cant compare. Well... Unless your JaeJoong thats a different story.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
dukethegold
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada5645 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-22 08:45:36
November 22 2009 08:44 GMT
#132
On November 22 2009 17:28 Disregard wrote:
Bisu is a pretty boy, you cant compare. Well... Unless your JaeJoong thats a different story.


I dunno about that. Out of the Four Heavenly Kings (or Great Kings or whatever), I think that Jaedong is the underdog when it comes to the look department. It used to be Stork, but that's another story when he goes shirtless nowadays. Bisu is the pretty boy, good enough to be a Korean movie star. Flash is damn right badass mofo looking with his new KT jacket. Stork is the 2nd coming of Mantoss. Jaedong doesn't have too much going for him...other than the death stare.

Also, I like how most of the manly/handsome progamers are Protoss.
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
November 22 2009 08:53 GMT
#133
On November 22 2009 17:44 dukethegold wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2009 17:28 Disregard wrote:
Bisu is a pretty boy, you cant compare. Well... Unless your JaeJoong thats a different story.


I dunno about that. Out of the Four Heavenly Kings (or Great Kings or whatever), I think that Jaedong is the underdog when it comes to the look department. It used to be Stork, but that's another story when he goes shirtless nowadays. Bisu is the pretty boy, good enough to be a Korean movie star. Flash is damn right badass mofo looking with his new KT jacket. Stork is the 2nd coming of Mantoss. Jaedong doesn't have too much going for him...other than the death stare.

Also, I like how most of the manly/handsome progamers are Protoss.


lol Flash def the ugliest IMO.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
November 22 2009 09:24 GMT
#134
On November 22 2009 16:21 Altair wrote:
I don't see why people suddenly "went gay" for this guy. You probably don't work out at all if you consider this guy muscular...


Dude what are you talking about.

Most of the world is turning into a bunch of fat blobs.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
November 22 2009 09:31 GMT
#135

ok, he doesn't have too much of a 6 pack, but i'm very curious to this 14 year old who plays sports just once a week who is as buff as stork, show me plz?




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Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2111 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-22 09:51:41
November 22 2009 09:51 GMT
#136
On November 22 2009 18:31 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +

ok, he doesn't have too much of a 6 pack, but i'm very curious to this 14 year old who plays sports just once a week who is as buff as stork, show me plz?



Image


Now the instant rebuke, why do you have pictures of 14 year old girls and boys?
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
oN_Silva
Profile Joined October 2009
197 Posts
November 22 2009 09:52 GMT
#137
i think jaedong looks pure badass, you see energy and coolness in his face. flash with his kinda flat face rox too, bisu is ok, seriously stork...

he sill has his shit hair, his glasses and keeps the moth open the whole time... i mean,... if he would look like on this black and white picture... i ld go with him for sure xD

but i think hes still a bit i dont know... jaedong' s cooler.

still the picuture was veryyy hot
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
November 22 2009 09:55 GMT
#138
Props to stork..

In terms of looks i'd say its..

(NaDa?) / Bisu / FlaSh / Stork / Jaedong
Breaking Bad
oN_Silva
Profile Joined October 2009
197 Posts
November 22 2009 09:58 GMT
#139
ok i admit being wrong... storks super hot... did he say his secret training, i want also =S

pls!
El Resplandor
Profile Joined June 2009
United States187 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-22 10:06:07
November 22 2009 10:05 GMT
#140
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 20 2009 16:29 Live2Win wrote:
Okay I just went through the photo album....

WHAT THE FUCK

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HOT FOR STORK BEFORE


On November 20 2009 16:32 OneOther wrote:
LOL oh my god
he's sexy


On November 20 2009 16:39 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
....@_@

I believe I just went gay for Stork...


On November 20 2009 16:40 MrHoon wrote:
MY DICK IS HARD



On November 20 2009 16:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I

am


in


love


oh god he is so hot what the fuck oh god


On November 20 2009 17:06 paper wrote:
fap fap fap


On November 20 2009 17:13 shindigs wrote:
WHAT A BUFFET OF MANLINESS


On November 20 2009 17:30 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
he makes me feel hotter than bisu, that's for certain


On November 20 2009 17:49 Rainmaker5 wrote:
Me and my girlfriend have a new approved threesome.


On November 20 2009 17:49 FragKrag wrote:
i want him


On November 20 2009 21:50 konadora wrote:
holy shit, sexy




What a bunch of ,,,,,,
Seriously what's wrong with tl sometimes? does everyone here actually thinks that that extremely skinny nerd is sexy? I bet he can't even benchpress 100lbs...
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