1. You are ahk-gosu. It is the OSL Grand Finals and you are playing KTF_Reach in a best of 5. He is going fast Dark Templar tech. What do you do?
a) Type “GG” and leave the game.
b) Harass the hell out of the gas probes at his main, while totally ignoring the citadel warping inches next to you. Allow the first Dark Templar to kill 22 of your probes.
c) After losing the first 2 games, stand up and trash talk Reach. Tell him you weren’t playing for real and you will message him for rematch sometime later in the week. Never message him.
2. You are rpf289. You’re lying next to a girl that you’ve just had sex with for the first time. What are you thinking?
a) “Usually every girl I hate likes me, and every girl I like is married.”
b) “Wow, FakeSteve was right, fucking is so much better than being fucked.”
c) “Man PvT on Luna is seriously imba.”
d) “Wonder if she takes credit card.”
3. You are mitsy One of your many, many threads on the same topic was closed. What would you write in your new thread?
a) "easy to look manly when you put other users down. then close the topic so no one can reply."
b) "u say u would win an argument with me with ur testicle. well how bout it? start by not closing the topic so no one can reply to your boasts? no? didn't think so. you're a fucking pussy. you close every good topic on this site, everything you don't understand (which is a lot), and who knows what else. you're the reason this site is so boring and the modship can be criticized at all."
c) "because you're some middle aged guy who has nothing better to do than look down on a bunch of kids? yes. is your wife boring? your job boring? kids boring? why do you even go on the internet? why do you have to feel so manly by abusing your power, donate money so you can dominate some other kids?
d) "let's start a paypal bidding war, maybe some other pussy with no life wants to make this site as boring as them."
e) All of the above.
4. You are Ekii. Or you are one of the numerous accounts he created after being banned for the 8326th time. What do you do next?
a) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
b) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
c) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
d) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
e) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
f) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
g) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
h) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
i) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
j) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
k) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
l) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
m) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
n) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.
5. You are Fayth. Someone just dissed you on TL.net. Um, at least you think they dissed you. How do you respond?
a) Post a picture of your girlfriend.
b) Email girls on the forum pictures of yourself shirtless.
c) DT drop.
6. You are Liquid`Drone. Your mother just died. Patch 1.14 completely eliminated the Queen from the Zerg race. Bush has declared “Random” to no longer be an option in any future RTS because “God said so.” The death penalty was just instated in Norway and you were randomly (ironic, isn’t it) selected to be the executioner for a year. How are you feeling? What do you do next?
a) Dance and sing, naked.
b) Dance and sing, naked.
c) Dance and sing, naked.
d) Dance and sing, naked.
7. You are exalted. What goes best with a LaCoste piquet, a $64,000 watch, and a ridiculously oversized ego?
a) Brown dress shoes.
b) A shitty TvZ.
c) Who cares!? Did I mention I have a 1400 SAT score, I’m going to Harvard, and I’m a piano genius?
8. You are MoltkeWarding. In 10,000 words or less, describe what would cross your mind if you saw an African man dating a Chinese woman.
a) I wish I was white.
b) Who are the most popular historical people placed under observation by tl.net? After having wasting some time on the tl.net search engine, we have the results here, and predictably, several things can be ascertained from this fruitless exercise: 1- Dominance of current political… [message truncated due to NOBODY CARES]
c) Why is there no “Hitler” option in the “What do you jerk off to?” thread?
9. You are Bigballs. You just broke up with your third girlfriend for the second time this week. What do you do now?
a) Write a story about it on TL.net.
b) Shoot her in the stomach in case she got pregnant. Just kidding.
c) Promise not to jerk off for 40 days because of some random movie.
d) Fold.
10. You are FakeSteve[TPR]. You just got temp banned! Your ego is shrinking like…
a) The BW playing population.
b) The list of people who trust you to borrow money.
c) The Sea members in oG).
11. You are Hot_Bid. You think you’re cool but you’re really…
a) A nerd with too much time to spend on the TL forums.
b) Like FakeSteve, except you’re not funny and you can’t draw.
c) A future 40-year old forum surfer who cant let go.
12. You are Rekrul. Which one of these things that define your life are you better than Nazgul at?
a) Poker.
b) Broodwar.
c) Being a Liquid member.
d) None of the above.
13. You are dronebabo. Who do you want to have sex with tonight?
a) Emma Watson.
b) GTR-2-Go.
c) Your right hand.
d) The average “General forum” user.
14. You are IntoTheWow. No number of ninjas changes the fact that you’re from fucking Argentina.
15. Which one of these TL.net users does not belong?
a) ToT)Testie(
b) ToT)Trek(
c) ToT)Selector(
d) )Is(Honest
16. You are [ ]’s IcedEarth. You’ve got a vagina. I’m going to save everyone a lot of time here. Are you going to let anyone you meet from TL.net fuck you?
This is a great thread, and this is probably the only time I will ever compliment anyone on insulting me. I'm also honored to be mentioned along with people like BigBalls, Zia, Drone, and Rekrul. However, I'm not sure how they feel about me being on a list with them, not to mention mitsy.
Great job. I also love how you copied each individual's use of spelling and grammar. I always make an effort to use good grammar, whereas mitsy does not. Great job, man.
On March 01 2006 21:20 Pseudo_Utopia wrote: That's fucking amazing! I admire you for coming up with so funny shit <3!!! Best one imo was Bigballs:fold ROFL
As soon as I saw BigBalls, I looked down to see if Fold was an option. =)
On March 01 2006 21:33 Hot_Bid wrote: hey rpf wanna stop turning yet another thread into a discussion about you?
ROFLMAO so true.
ROFL
[X] I don't have enough wit to reply to anything hotbid says. [ ] I wish I were on the quiz ... [X] I don't have enough sexual experience to comment to rpf. [X] Happiness is made by thoughts of Eri combined with my right hand! [ ] Fayth's girlfriend is hot too! [ ] How can anyone fold balls, let alone big balls? [X] You thought the LOTR trolls were something? Check me out. [X] Zia stole this from Hot_Bid because she's uncreative and bored. [ ] I care about black rangers.
On March 02 2006 01:18 PlayJunior wrote: Definitely one of the top posts on TL.net, like M2's post, and the Live your life post. Made me get out of absolutely pissed-off mood. Thank you.
On March 02 2006 01:18 PlayJunior wrote: Definitely one of the top posts on TL.net, like M2's post, and the Live your life post. Made me get out of absolutely pissed-off mood. Thank you.
On March 01 2006 21:33 Hot_Bid wrote: hey rpf wanna stop turning yet another thread into a discussion about you?
ROFLMAO so true.
ROFL
[X] I don't have enough wit to reply to anything hotbid says. [ ] I wish I were on the quiz ... [X] I don't have enough sexual experience to comment to rpf. [X] Happiness is made by thoughts of Eri combined with my right hand! [ ] Fayth's girlfriend is hot too! [ ] How can anyone fold balls, let alone big balls? [X] You thought the LOTR trolls were something? Check me out. [X] Zia stole this from Hot_Bid because she's uncreative and bored. [ ] I care about black rangers.
On March 02 2006 01:07 OhThatDang wrote: whoa dude how long u been surfing these forums with only 36 post what wwere u doing the rest of your time?
I can relate to this guy. I only made an account recently. I had one like AGES ago (I don't want to lie and say how many years) and I got banned coz I bmed mensrea (coz i was a stupid immature kid). But ye. I've been reading tl.net since it's conception pretty much (on and off). It's funny just to read some discussions.
Fayth, Is your girlfriend aware that you post pics of her at some internet forum to be made fun out of by some random people? I'd get pretty upset if I were her..
no i never really thought of telling her "hey, people are making fun of me, so i thought of posting your pic to show how much of an awesome girlfriend i had, but they now make fun of me for doing that! not to mention they make fun of ur cheeks, are u upset?"
On March 02 2006 15:49 cuteFayth wrote: no i never really thought of telling her "hey, people are making fun of me, so i thought of posting your pic to show how much of an awesome girlfriend i had, but they now make fun of me for doing that! not to mention they make fun of ur cheeks, are u upset?"
But clearly you've seen it coming if you've been here long enough.. Whether she is pretty or ugly is a secondary issue. Personally I don't see anything wrong with her and I'm sure she's a sweet girl but your girlfriend shouldn't become a medium (of sacrifice) for your defense to the mockery you get for reasons totally unrelated with her.
[Edit] Is she your ex since you use the past tense term 'had?'
On March 02 2006 16:00 collegeBored wrote: i fail to see the point of posting the gf picture. did i miss something? anyone care to fill me in?
see question #5 in the first post
On March 02 2006 16:09 rpf289 wrote: Read the thread.
And no, I wouldn't do Fayth's girlfriend. I respect that she's taken.
rpf, if Fayth's girlfriend showed up naked with amnesia at your front door, your dick would in her butt so fast you wouldn't even notice fayth videorecording the whole thing from the nearby bushes
On March 02 2006 15:54 1tym wrote: But clearly you've seen it coming if you've been here long enough.. Whether she is pretty or ugly is a secondary issue. Personally I don't see anything wrong with her and I'm sure she's a sweet girl but your girlfriend shouldn't become a medium (of sacrifice) for your defense to the mockery you get for reasons totally unrelated with her.
[Edit] Is she your ex since you use the past tense term 'had?'
naw she's not my ex, i'm still with her, just a typo, mainly from the fact that i'm basically french canadian and my english isn't perfect, sorry bout that But basically i never meant to post my gf's picture, i just uploaded the only recent picture i had of myself, and she was with me on this pic, all from christmas, i had no pic taken alone, then people started saying i posted my gf's pic to defend myself or something. I just played along.... Really didn't even think about that -.-
On March 02 2006 16:09 rpf289 wrote: Read the thread.
And no, I wouldn't do Fayth's girlfriend. I respect that she's taken.
rpf, if Fayth's girlfriend showed up naked with amnesia at your front door, your dick would in her butt so fast you wouldn't even notice fayth videorecording the whole thing from the nearby bushes
lol ok so he posted it in his defense? thats what i thought, but the act seemed so utterly stupid and gay i figured it couldnt be by a fellow tl.netter... guess i was wrong.
On March 01 2006 19:57 CleaR wrote: 1. You are ahk-gosu. It is the OSL Grand Finals and you are playing KTF_Reach in a best of 5. He is going fast Dark Templar tech. What do you do?
b) Harass the hell out of the gas probes at his main, while totally ignoring the citadel warping inches next to you. Allow the first Dark Templar to kill 22 of your probes.
c) After losing the first 2 games, stand up and trash talk Reach. Tell him you weren’t playing for real and you will message him for rematch sometime later in the week. Never message him. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I deleted some of the more vulgar and juvenile responses to the posting of Fayth's pic of his gf. The first few I left alone because "I'd do her" and "You would?" neatly summarizes the two schools of thought on this topic. Anything beyond that is just a reiteration of the same point (albeit in more colorful terms) and a waste of cyber real estate.
Let's not spoil this gem of a thread. Manner up please and stay on topic. Thanks.
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