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CleaR
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Korea (South)53 Posts
March 01 2006 10:57 GMT
#1
The TeamLiquid.net Official Quiz!

1. You are ahk-gosu. It is the OSL Grand Finals and you are playing KTF_Reach in a best of 5. He is going fast Dark Templar tech. What do you do?
a) Type “GG” and leave the game.

b) Harass the hell out of the gas probes at his main, while totally ignoring the citadel warping inches next to you. Allow the first Dark Templar to kill 22 of your probes.

c) After losing the first 2 games, stand up and trash talk Reach. Tell him you weren’t playing for real and you will message him for rematch sometime later in the week. Never message him.


2. You are rpf289. You’re lying next to a girl that you’ve just had sex with for the first time. What are you thinking?
a) “Usually every girl I hate likes me, and every girl I like is married.”

b) “Wow, FakeSteve was right, fucking is so much better than being fucked.”

c) “Man PvT on Luna is seriously imba.”

d) “Wonder if she takes credit card.”


3. You are mitsy One of your many, many threads on the same topic was closed. What would you write in your new thread?
a) "easy to look manly when you put other users down. then close the topic so no one can reply."

b) "u say u would win an argument with me with ur testicle. well how bout it? start by not closing the topic so no one can reply to your boasts? no? didn't think so. you're a fucking pussy. you close every good topic on this site, everything you don't understand (which is a lot), and who knows what else. you're the reason this site is so boring and the modship can be criticized at all."

c) "because you're some middle aged guy who has nothing better to do than look down on a bunch of kids? yes. is your wife boring? your job boring? kids boring? why do you even go on the internet? why do you have to feel so manly by abusing your power, donate money so you can dominate some other kids?

d) "let's start a paypal bidding war, maybe some other pussy with no life wants to make this site as boring as them."

e) All of the above.


4. You are Ekii. Or you are one of the numerous accounts he created after being banned for the 8326th time. What do you do next?
a) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

b) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

c) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

d) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

e) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

f) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

g) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

h) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

i) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

j) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

k) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

l) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

m) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.

n) Post a mediocre replay in the TL.net replay section.


5. You are Fayth. Someone just dissed you on TL.net. Um, at least you think they dissed you. How do you respond?
a) Post a picture of your girlfriend.

b) Email girls on the forum pictures of yourself shirtless.

c) DT drop.


6. You are Liquid`Drone. Your mother just died. Patch 1.14 completely eliminated the Queen from the Zerg race. Bush has declared “Random” to no longer be an option in any future RTS because “God said so.” The death penalty was just instated in Norway and you were randomly (ironic, isn’t it) selected to be the executioner for a year. How are you feeling? What do you do next?
a) Dance and sing, naked.

b) Dance and sing, naked.

c) Dance and sing, naked.

d) Dance and sing, naked.


7. You are exalted. What goes best with a LaCoste piquet, a $64,000 watch, and a ridiculously oversized ego?
a) Brown dress shoes.

b) A shitty TvZ.

c) Who cares!? Did I mention I have a 1400 SAT score, I’m going to Harvard, and I’m a piano genius?


8. You are MoltkeWarding. In 10,000 words or less, describe what would cross your mind if you saw an African man dating a Chinese woman.
a) I wish I was white.

b) Who are the most popular historical people placed under observation by tl.net? After having wasting some time on the tl.net search engine, we have the results here, and predictably, several things can be ascertained from this fruitless exercise:
1- Dominance of current political… [message truncated due to NOBODY CARES]

c) Why is there no “Hitler” option in the “What do you jerk off to?” thread?


9. You are Bigballs. You just broke up with your third girlfriend for the second time this week. What do you do now?
a) Write a story about it on TL.net.

b) Shoot her in the stomach in case she got pregnant. Just kidding.

c) Promise not to jerk off for 40 days because of some random movie.

d) Fold.


10. You are FakeSteve[TPR]. You just got temp banned! Your ego is shrinking like…
a) The BW playing population.

b) The list of people who trust you to borrow money.

c) The Sea members in oG).


11. You are Hot_Bid. You think you’re cool but you’re really…
a) A nerd with too much time to spend on the TL forums.

b) Like FakeSteve, except you’re not funny and you can’t draw.

c) A future 40-year old forum surfer who cant let go.


12. You are Rekrul. Which one of these things that define your life are you better than Nazgul at?
a) Poker.

b) Broodwar.

c) Being a Liquid member.

d) None of the above.


13. You are dronebabo. Who do you want to have sex with tonight?
a) Emma Watson.

b) GTR-2-Go.

c) Your right hand.

d) The average “General forum” user.


14. You are IntoTheWow. No number of ninjas changes the fact that you’re from fucking Argentina.

15. Which one of these TL.net users does not belong?
a) ToT)Testie(

b) ToT)Trek(

c) ToT)Selector(

d) )Is(Honest


16. You are [ ]’s IcedEarth. You’ve got a vagina. I’m going to save everyone a lot of time here. Are you going to let anyone you meet from TL.net fuck you?
a) No.

b) No.


16a. Not even for money?
a) No.

b) How much?


17. The “Best TL.net Couple” award goes to…
a) Moltkewarding / Queen Elizabeth II

b) Beyonder / Beyonder’s stepmother

c) linyu)wufan / SKT1_PJ

d) M2’s girlfriend / M2’s dog

brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9629 Posts
March 01 2006 11:00 GMT
#2
lmao.
i love you.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
March 01 2006 11:01 GMT
#3
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
March 01 2006 11:02 GMT
#4
Bravo, nicely done.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9629 Posts
March 01 2006 11:04 GMT
#5
lol dronebabo whats your phone number?
Xanimal
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada92 Posts
March 01 2006 11:04 GMT
#6
quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever read
There are no secrets except the secrets that keep themselves.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
March 01 2006 11:05 GMT
#7
Some of those were really funny. =).
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
DTDominion
Profile Joined November 2005
United States2148 Posts
March 01 2006 11:08 GMT
#8
1. c
2. d
3. e
4. f
5. b
6. b
7. c
8. b
9. a
10. b
11. a
12. a
13. d
14. True
15. d
16. a/a
17. a

Genius
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
March 01 2006 11:08 GMT
#9
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NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
March 01 2006 11:11 GMT
#10
haha the last one was the best
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
March 01 2006 11:11 GMT
#11
well done
Hi
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
March 01 2006 11:16 GMT
#12
i can draw better that fucker fakesteve
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
DJEtterStyle
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2766 Posts
March 01 2006 11:19 GMT
#13
On March 01 2006 20:01 dronebabo wrote:
manner

Stop posting on TL.net and come back to bed.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9629 Posts
March 01 2006 11:20 GMT
#14
asdf DAMNIT. i wanted him. no wonder he isnt answering me.
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
March 01 2006 11:20 GMT
#15
5 = a
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
March 01 2006 11:22 GMT
#16
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nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
March 01 2006 11:30 GMT
#17
good work clear, funny as hell!
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
March 01 2006 11:36 GMT
#18
16 was already answered, and the answer was yes....
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
March 01 2006 11:45 GMT
#19
clear must of been lurker around this forum for years thats alot of info for a guy with 36 posts
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
oneiro
Profile Joined August 2005
Australia453 Posts
March 01 2006 11:48 GMT
#20
LMAO BIGBALLS FOLD
its Fishing~
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