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Well, the bathroom near the computer is under heavy remodeling so i cant use it, and all the other bathrooms are too far and im too lazy to go there to just take a pee and the front yard is near to computer so i take a pee there (yeah im a filthy pig ), i've been doing that for a week or so and i noticed that where i pee the grass has grown like 10 times taller than the rest of the grass!!! so amazing that i had to take pictures of it, i didnt know urine had that effect buts its funny.
Here is the pic after i took a pee, you can still see the fresh stain on the brick wall LOL.
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I suppose the grass got watered and fertilized and that wasn't really an experiment
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No because its raining season here, it rains almost every day.
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Lol i know it wasnt an experiment , anyway most inventions are discovered by mistake, after this i think im going to bottle my urine and ill sell it as fertilizer lol.
how many bottles do u want?
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No thx, I got my own.
PS. Mine is better quality.
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god damn that is one of the funniest things i've seen in awhile...
good laugh
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OMFG, i went out to check out how its going and now its way bigger wtf! lol i gotta take a pic of this to see the progress
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in poor countries where farmers can't afford fertilizers, they sometimes use excrement.
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baal's piss green grass formula
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MURICA15980 Posts
Baal's Grass Fertalizer(TM)
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I can confirm your theory. About 10 years ago I spent a few months living in a 3-unit building. All 3 units had a shared bathroom which was often out of order or occupied so I went to the alley behind to piss on the strip of grass there. Grass does indeed grow much longer if its consistently soaked with urine.
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There's a lot of ammonia in your piss, as well as in regular fertilizer.
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Damn druggie.
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ammonia has the chemical formula NH2, which means it has nitrogen in it which is the main part of normal fertilizer because it's often the limiting factor in plant growth.
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so if i drink my piss will i grow taller?
or even better
will my penis grow even more?!?!?
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my mom always tells me to water the grass
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that's because piss has nitrogen, which plants use.
its in the uertha or something like that. i forgot what its called.
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that's great !
now you should run an experiment to find out how many mexicans takes to eat a burrito ?
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On July 30 2004 06:31 Dick wrote: that's great !
now you should run an experiment to find out how many mexicans takes to eat a burrito ?
Should only take 1. Or if you really want to get technical, it takes no mexicans because I'd be more than happy to finish the burrito myself.
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On July 29 2004 23:31 baal wrote: so if i drink my piss will i grow taller? or even better will my penis grow even more?!?!? 
try...
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what has baal been drinking? liquid miracle grow?
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Frankly, ppl in rural areas have done this bazillion years ago. They use urine to water plants, vege plantations.
I came from a not-so-rich background, my grandma used to water vege plants with our urine. And ya, we eat those veges.
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@ demon's post: it's called Commander Vodka
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France1270 Posts
Piss, and shit too, are well know fertilizers. In the old ages the best fiels for crops were those around villages, because people went to "the bathroom" right there.
On the other hand, excess of excrement can be bad for vegetals, beacause it can be too acidic. Animals like rabbits always defect on the same spot, and this happen to be a spot with no grass. Bird shit can kill too.
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Baal ur dick will grow if u put in the toilet, flushing a few times will help too !
ps. U pee in ur own garden ? Jesus, don't u have any neighbours?
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In the old ages the best fiels for crops were those around villages, because people went to "the bathroom" right there.
Argh O_o nasty, i'd rather eat my vegetables without shit on it.
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On July 30 2004 09:27 Frits wrote: Baal ur dick will grow if u put in the toilet, flushing a few times will help too !
ps. U pee in ur own garden ? Jesus, don't u have any neighbours?
Houses have walls and gates, so nope you cant see inside of my house or any other house in mexico unless its like a summer house
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Try shitting it's even better, I'm guessing you didn't know every single farmer uses this "trick", although they use like some other shit... think it's pigshit or cow. -_-
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On July 31 2004 04:30 baal wrote: Show nested quote +On July 30 2004 09:27 Frits wrote: Baal ur dick will grow if u put in the toilet, flushing a few times will help too !
ps. U pee in ur own garden ? Jesus, don't u have any neighbours? Houses have walls and gates, so nope you cant see inside of my house or any other house in mexico unless its like a summer house 
Haha you should split your garden in three.
1: you shit here 2: dont do anything here 3: piss here
And look wich one grows fastest, this race is even better then that this senior race we had a few days ago in holland IT WAS EVEN IN THE NEWS LMAO.
There were these senior ppl on those carts going 13 km/ph and there were even obstacles like planks and whatever... I laughed so hard when the racers were called experienced, they're 80 they can only move in these things.
But imagine how cool this would be if we added lava pits and trees falling down occasionally ! ....
uh .. never mind, but that piss/shit race would be interesting tho !
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