Even though it's not an ultralisk, I'm just as cool as incontrol, right? My cake is Python!
I may not have an attractive girlfriend to make the cake for me, but I have a cake, dammit. I don't have a spot on a television show either, but you know what, that's not important. Fine, so I don't have a star next to my name when I post either. Or an ultralisk icon. And I don't have the ability to bench 650 pounds. But you know what, I tried so hard to make this cake, and now I have cake. Really, I'm just like incontrol, right? I guess there's also the fact that he's better at starcraft than I ever will be. But in the end, it doesn't even matter--I have cake.