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Dating is like Starcraft

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vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 15:21:13
December 08 2008 08:54 GMT
#1
-Scouting information is absolutely critical. If your information is five minutes old, it can no longer be trusted.

-It's all mind games. You can never take any action at face value; you never know when they're faking it just to screw with you.

-It's usually a good idea to have a game plan, however, sometimes it's better to improvise. Don't be afraid to be creative.

-Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.

-Flanking can a good tactic if it looks like you're losing the advantage.

-Basic mechanics are the foundation, but without good game sense and timing, you're going nowhere fast.

-If your timing is off by even the slightest bit at a critical moment, it can cost you everything.

-If you're getting frustrated, find someone better than you and go over replays to find out where you went wrong. Focus on one thing at a time; you're not going to become gosu overnight, so don't expect it. Get opinions from both sides of the matchup. A major difference between starcraft and dating is you can play offrace in starcraft.

-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.

-One good way to improve is to mass game.

-Cheesy strategies are risky, but can get you easy victories. (thanks LxRogue)

****
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
December 08 2008 08:57 GMT
#2
So that's how things are done in the New River Valley =P
ZhenMiChan
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Netherlands1181 Posts
December 08 2008 08:59 GMT
#3
So true wow!;p
Studying Chinese~
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
December 08 2008 09:04 GMT
#4
rofl this is a legendary post! 5/5 ezpz
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.

ahahhahahahaha
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 09:05:19
December 08 2008 09:04 GMT
#5
... And in both pursuits... You sometimes you get hit with the plaguuuuu. =(
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 08 2008 09:08 GMT
#6
I feel like I read something like this somewhere before..
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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 08 2008 09:08 GMT
#7
I thought this was going to be a don't forget range and speed

or you need the adrenal glands to do the most you can

or a dmatrix before you attempt to break her sunkens

or a fuse the two of them together to make an archon

or a make sure devourer splash hits everything it can.

etc.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Solinren
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2653 Posts
December 08 2008 09:08 GMT
#8
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote:
-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.


It won't work IRL.
LxRogue
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1415 Posts
December 08 2008 09:09 GMT
#9
-Cheesy strategies are risky, but can get you easy victories.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 08 2008 09:13 GMT
#10
make sure to scan around before you drop it
always send one guy out to take all the fire
if something is squirming around, irradiate it
run your things into the tanks
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
eX-Corgh
Profile Joined October 2007
Russian Federation386 Posts
December 08 2008 09:15 GMT
#11
High EAPM is welcome.
Never give cheese to the Gorilla ^^
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
December 08 2008 09:21 GMT
#12
LOL, but I never realized some guys thought of girl issues as something akin to science/a game/strategies - thinking about it that much is kind of creepy to us girls.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
stalife
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1222 Posts
December 08 2008 09:27 GMT
#13
On December 08 2008 18:09 LxRogue wrote:
-Cheesy strategies are risky, but can get you easy victories.


niceee :D
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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-08 09:38:32
December 08 2008 09:37 GMT
#14
its not always best to 1a2a3a your way into her panties, your allin could be disastrous.
JollYRoGeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden342 Posts
December 08 2008 09:41 GMT
#15
who the fuck dates these times? i mean.. what's a date?
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
December 08 2008 09:47 GMT
#16
ask and you shall receive!

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Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
December 08 2008 09:50 GMT
#17
This blog is pretty correct.
Sometimes I'm trying to pick up a girl but I fail due to map imbalance. Not my fault =[
._.
Retsukage
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1002 Posts
December 08 2008 10:13 GMT
#18
On December 08 2008 18:50 Roxen000 wrote:
This blog is pretty correct.
Sometimes I'm trying to pick up a girl but I fail due to map imbalance. Not my fault =[

lol
To change is to improve, to change often is to be perfect - Winston Chruchill
DevAzTaYtA
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Oman2005 Posts
December 08 2008 11:05 GMT
#19
LoL nice
also, never go up against a difficult team without a reliable ally.
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3356 Posts
December 08 2008 11:15 GMT
#20
I agree with this blog.
김택용 Fighting!
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