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Need a Date for the Prom

Blogs > SCC-Faust
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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 27 2008 20:12 GMT
#1
I am now in my senior year and I need a date to the prom.

My parents made it very clear that they are going to make me go to the prom no matter what, because they did not and they highly regret it. So, this is serious business. I'm not getting off the hook by complaining like a stupid bitch.

But here is my problem! No one wants to go with me that I find attractable. To be honest, the only people that actually consider going with me are the mentally handicapped retards or the black girl who gets mad because I won't hug her. And I'm not beautiful, I have some acne, and I'm just dopey. Not assertive, not sociable. Not the
kind of guy girls would be thrilled to take to the dance.

I talked with my school and it turns out that you can actually take outside people to the prom! Now if you live in Pennsylvania or want to take a ride to Pennsylvania around Reading I would love for someone to take me.

My school administration applies some rules though:
Cannot be over 21.
Will be given a breathalyzer test upon entry of Prom.

So if you want to take me, please don't get drunk. And don't be over 21. I'm really depending on a sweet guy to just make this night easy for me. Don't worry, I don't slow dance, and we don't have to have sex afterwords. The only problem we may encounter is being called homos and the like.

PM me for more information but Prom is a while away, but I want to secure a date early. I'll take multiple applications and keep you guys updated to when the Prom will be (probably sometime next Year) and give you the location and such.

****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Krzycho
Profile Joined July 2007
Poland442 Posts
August 27 2008 20:20 GMT
#2
what?
nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
August 27 2008 20:20 GMT
#3
are u gay?
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 27 2008 20:21 GMT
#4
No I just need someone to go with.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
August 27 2008 20:23 GMT
#5
Tell your parents they can't live their lives through you. I never went to prom and I have zero regrets, doubt that will change. I'm sure there's plenty of people in the same boat.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 27 2008 20:24 GMT
#6
a sweet guy..?
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
August 27 2008 20:25 GMT
#7
are u bi-sexual?
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 20:29:31
August 27 2008 20:27 GMT
#8
WAITWAITWAIT what??
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9568 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 20:42:02
August 27 2008 20:27 GMT
#9
On August 28 2008 05:23 zer0das wrote:
Tell your parents they can't live their lives through you. I never went to prom and I have zero regrets, doubt that will change. I'm sure there's plenty of people in the same boat.


LOL I actually went to the prom and I regret it! xD
Biggest waste of time in my life ;p

ahh why does faust always have the best blogs? ;]
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
August 27 2008 20:28 GMT
#10
I didn't go to prom well because my date dumped me a week before signups ended lol.

Whatever dude
But why the fuck would you even ask here or a guy?

Maybe ask for advice but..lol come on
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
August 27 2008 20:29 GMT
#11
"We don't _have_ to have sex afterwards" Somehow I think you are approaching this with the wrong mindset :p
Anyways so in the US you got to have a date to the prom? Alot (like 20-30%) of the people in my school went without a date.
Oh and just as you know, girls tend to view these kinds of arangments as rather important, meaning girls you find ugly now will probably look good, or even beautiful on the night in question.
Besides if you aren't usually sociable you will probably find it exiting just to go with a girl as friends and in that case it doesn't really matter if you find her attractive or not does it?

And the obligatory TL cynic comment: You are more likely to get an ugly girl in bed and when the lights are out ~~
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
August 27 2008 20:30 GMT
#12
Why teamliquid? Why of all forums a worldwide starcraft forum?

I'm sure you can do better elsewhere.
God Bless
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
August 27 2008 20:30 GMT
#13
Your asking HERE, somebody from HERE, to goto prom with you?
You DO know that this site is 99% male.?
Use it or lose it
Liquid`Daaman
Profile Joined January 2003
Sweden1225 Posts
August 27 2008 20:32 GMT
#14
haha I love this =)
Comfortably Numb
bossi
Profile Joined August 2008
Germany10 Posts
August 27 2008 20:33 GMT
#15
Looking for a girl on an e-sport website, good luck with that.
W/o photo your chances are obsolete anyways.
this is combatexfan recording another fpvod!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 27 2008 20:33 GMT
#16
Guys, obviously she's a girl. Duh
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 20:37:27
August 27 2008 20:36 GMT
#17
I just read the whole thing lol.
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KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
August 27 2008 20:37 GMT
#18
He's not looking for a girl ~~ He's looking for a fun guy with the same interests as him (brood war) to go with as a friend.
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
August 27 2008 20:37 GMT
#19
School sponsored dances suck ass, they play terrible music. But its still tremendously fun if you can get girl who knows how to dance properly. So if your dateless its going to suck lol.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
August 27 2008 20:39 GMT
#20
You Fail
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
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