EPTNeed a Date for the Prom - Page 6
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
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Superiorwolf
United States5509 Posts
he'll beat you up BEAT YOU UP IT'S FAIRLY OBVIOUS, IMHO. altho on ventrilo his voice can pass for either a manly woman or a womanly man. | ||
BroOd
Austin10833 Posts
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
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Makhno
Sweden585 Posts
On August 28 2008 15:44 OverTheUnder wrote: may the force be with you Always | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one. Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you. | ||
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Phyre
United States1288 Posts
I lacked the confidence to ask anyone to the prom so I planned to go alone. A few friends of mine were going together in a limo with their dates and such but one of them said he changed his mind and was going in another limo so I could take his spot. So I thought things were looking up until about a week or two before prom he changes his mind again and I got the boot from the limo. So prom ticket already in hand I decided I'd go anyway as it's something I felt I'd regret. Fast forward to prom night. I was getting dropped off by my parents, so I was feeling pretty shitty. So my parents pull up in their minivan which they thankfully had the good sense to park well out of sight of the prom location so I didn't have to be seen like this. I walked up to the place past everyone else's limos alone. Yeah, shitty. So I'm wandering around the prom being a bit of a shutterbug since I was feeling sentimental and I was planning to put them on a website I put together for my senior class later. Somehow, 2 stunningly beautiful girls I knew in passing offered to dance with me. Not at the same time of course. The class VP got on the mic and explained to everyone about the website I put together for the class and I got a standing applause. As the night comes to a close, a third girl (also beautiful, also know in passing) invites me to come into their limo to get driven back home. In summary, went to prom alone in a minivan with my parents. Left the prom having my first dance and my second of my life, both with beautiful women, a standing applause from my whole grade, and going home in a limo. This quiet socially inept nerd couldn't have asked for more or had been happier. So yeah, go to the prom. Don't worry about a date, just have fun. Provided your whole grade doesn't hate you, maybe even go around taking pictures. At least gives you a reason to approach and talk to people. Also, remember that you probably won't see 99% of these people ever again in your life. It's been 6 years since my prom and I think I've seen 5-10 people, and most of those were intentional. | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
srsly | ||
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BloodyC0bbler
Canada7876 Posts
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you. Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one. Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you. It took you 8 months to get decaf laid? what did he do wrong? | ||
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decafchicken
United States20162 Posts
On August 29 2008 10:45 BloodyC0bbler wrote: It took you 8 months to get decaf laid? what did he do wrong? fuck you it only took 1 month to get laid after i asked her out  w/e listen to kennigit he's been right so far in like 99 out of 100 instances. fuck im drunk gimg oing to sleep. fuck i should've banged that girl in fucking october but i didn't because i didn't have the balls to pull the trigger. Go for it wheeeeee | ||
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Skittled
United States160 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9109 Posts
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randombum
United States2378 Posts
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
it wasn't meant to be used in that way WTF FAUST I SAID STOP CLEARLY IT DOESNT WANT IT ANYMORE Kennigit will help you out lawl. Besides a lot of girls are into it for the novelty lololololololololololololol | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you. Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one. Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you. I came to the rescue, shut up. You just want to be a faux-Mystery and start your own reality TV show. Fuck, that's a good idea. | ||
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RoC)Ninjah
United States238 Posts
It's all good faust i'll hook you up with Michelle, tennis's sister, or one of the random hillbillys in my school. | ||
Xeofreestyler
Belgium6776 Posts
not sure what to believe anymore | ||
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Nightmarjoo
United States3360 Posts
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ecONI
Australia21 Posts
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you. Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one. Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you. FAUST FIGHTING!!1 I vote that Kennigit be given an icon of the following picture should Faust score in his upcoming prom: ![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Hitch_poster.JPG) EDIT: I think this image would be more appropriate + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://b.imagehost.org/0690/HITCH.jpg) Sorry Kennigit, this was the only shot of your face I could find on the internetz ^^; GODSPEED! | ||
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Slithe
United States985 Posts
On August 29 2008 10:13 Kennigit wrote: Fuck everyone in this thread. Seriously fuck all of you. Faust - because everyone in this thread has been a bangwagon bitch in your time of need, i am making it my personal mission to get you a date and laid at prom. This is gonna be like My Sweet Sixteen meets Extreme Makeover: Teamliquid Edition meets Joe Millionaire all in one. Check PMs for msn edit: I just read that we have a year of prep time. It took decaf 8 months to nail his girlfriend im sure i can do better with you. The legendary thread pic came too early. | ||
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