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dAPhREAk : The Life and Love

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Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-31 06:52:58
December 31 2012 06:38 GMT
#1
There is only ONE


dAPhREAk


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JUST KIDDING
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How to spell His name


d - A - P - h - R - E - A - k


Who is He?


dAPhREAk is the sexiest man in the ABL. His conquests of both the monsters of Act 3 Inferno and hundreds of women have been sung for centuries.


I believe that dAPhREAk is the true savior of ESPORTS

~Victor "Nazgul" Goossens, Founder of Team Liquid

What do we know about Victor "Nazgul" Goossens dAPhREAk?


FACTS


1. Victor "Nazgul" Goossens dAPhREAk frequents the ABL, or the bottom feeders of TL
2. dAPhREAk has the most misspelled name of any TL post, over Hot_bid and "Rawr"
3. dAPhREAk claims he is Japanese
4. dAPhREAk is worshipped as a deity in several South Asian tribal cultures
5. dAPhREAk is a wizard, Paragon level 101
6. dAPhREAk is a bottom feeder
7. dAPhREAk has been engaged
8. dAPhREAk lives under a bridge
9. dAPhREAk is multilingual
10.dAPhREAk is an ARCHON, which has no health but lots of shields. That means that you need to EMP him
11. dAPhREAk has been on TL a while

QUOTES

i have a gf, i want to bang my german neighbor, im not a cheater, fuck you daphreak

you better throw your phone number out the window, he going to find you

strawberry ice cream with hot fudge.... yummy

this fool hangs out with jpop girls

fucking "breasts" man....best fucking jpop grop name ever

there is so much bullshit in your post, you must be a politician

i shouldnt write out shit while playing diablo


WHY dAPhREAk?


For He is our Lord and our Savior, sent to end the reign of patch zergs(Aerisky 11 : 9). IF you accept Him into your heart, he will absolve you of your sins and grant you true freedom. dAPhREAk is a jealous god, though, and you must be wary that you not deviate in your worship, for otherwise his army of ABL "bitch mouthpieces" will assault and flame your hard-won blog of perfection.(HardlyNever 3 : 4)


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HardlyNever for inspiration
dAPhREAk for permission




***
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
King Geedorah
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
190 Posts
December 31 2012 06:39 GMT
#2
so legit. ty.
Render unto Geedorah what is Geedorah's
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
December 31 2012 06:45 GMT
#3
I can dig it. I for one will gladly see our over lord struck down by the mighty abl fpl group, and it shall be glorious. Also nice blog, but maybe you should have left the other guy out of it.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
December 31 2012 06:47 GMT
#4
It's ok - if he posts here I will ban him from my blogs, like he did to me.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-31 06:47:56
December 31 2012 06:47 GMT
#5
lol wow.

I was going to say that James doesn't have 11 chapters but then you edited me in. So BM. Unfortunately, I must inform you that the epistle of Aerisky skips the 11th chapter because it is unlucky. Not sure the reference will be too apparent though--now that you replaced the names.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 31 2012 06:48 GMT
#6
So much for you sleeping.
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
December 31 2012 06:49 GMT
#7
On December 31 2012 15:48 EtherealDeath wrote:
So much for you sleeping.


I had the Lord's work to do
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
December 31 2012 06:54 GMT
#8
Damn why is daphreak so fucking sexy?
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
December 31 2012 07:02 GMT
#9
Interesting if true
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
December 31 2012 08:06 GMT
#10
i neither admit nor deny the things attributed to me, but thank praetorial for leaving out that i truly am the asshole of tl.net.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
December 31 2012 08:40 GMT
#11
Reminds me of Wag the Dog or something lol.

Don't worry dAPhREAk! I don't think you're an asshole!
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
John Madden
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
American Samoa894 Posts
December 31 2012 09:43 GMT
#12
What a fucking great accomplishment :D: (((((((
FOOTBALL
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
December 31 2012 10:52 GMT
#13
On December 31 2012 18:43 John Madden wrote:
What a fucking great accomplishment :D: (((((((


What the hell is that face?
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
December 31 2012 10:53 GMT
#14
On December 31 2012 19:52 Azera wrote:
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On December 31 2012 18:43 John Madden wrote:
What a fucking great accomplishment :D: (((((((


What the hell is that face?

you have heard of a double chin, right? well that dude is fat......
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
December 31 2012 11:41 GMT
#15
Don't know about anyone else but he certainly showed me the land of milk and honey.
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25658 Posts
December 31 2012 13:09 GMT
#16
On December 31 2012 17:06 dAPhREAk wrote:
i neither admit nor deny the things attributed to me, but thank praetorial for leaving out that i truly am the asshole of tl.net.


You are not that bad
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
Emzeeshady
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Canada4203 Posts
December 31 2012 13:30 GMT
#17
--- Nuked ---
nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
December 31 2012 14:30 GMT
#18
On December 31 2012 17:06 dAPhREAk wrote:
i neither admit nor deny the things attributed to me, but thank praetorial for leaving out that i truly am the asshole of tl.net.


You certainly are a freak :p
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 31 2012 14:52 GMT
#19
On December 31 2012 23:30 nooboon wrote:
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On December 31 2012 17:06 dAPhREAk wrote:
i neither admit nor deny the things attributed to me, but thank praetorial for leaving out that i truly am the asshole of tl.net.


You certainly are an asshole :p

Fixed that for ya.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
December 31 2012 15:00 GMT
#20
dAPhREAk?? More like dOUChBAG. Hehe, jk.

Nice post though, 4/5 for forgetting to mention me as Azera did in his last blog.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
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