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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 16 2009 15:00 GMT
#1
19 FAILSAFE SECRETS TO GETTING INTO A BROAD'S PANTS

a must watch. 4 parts.









*****
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
September 16 2009 15:03 GMT
#2
Wooooow. This is the best advice ever, I forgot about this video lol.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
September 16 2009 15:36 GMT
#3
Wow affla! nice find, can I put this in the PUA/Player discussion thread? haha

Fuck mystery and style, this guy is the genius of pick up artistry...


btw, RIP RICKY TATUM may this video always make us remember that you are the founding father of pick up artistry
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Neivler
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Norway911 Posts
September 16 2009 15:40 GMT
#4
lol?

Got to show my friends this xD
I pwn noobs
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 16 2009 15:44 GMT
#5
On September 17 2009 00:36 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Wow affla! nice find, can I put this in the PUA/Player discussion thread? haha

Fuck mystery and style, this guy is the genius of pick up artistry...


btw, RIP RICKY TATUM may this video always make us remember that you are the founding father of pick up artistry


rofl do w/e u want man hahah
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
September 16 2009 15:59 GMT
#6
Lulz... so much win. Please tell me this was actually for sale in the 90s.

Update: These methods actually work, I just used them and have never been so successful with women in my life.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
September 16 2009 16:03 GMT
#7
This got me laid more than my wolf shirt collection.
Thanks Ricky.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
September 16 2009 16:28 GMT
#8
"i can tell your a good person since you purchased my video"

youtube rules
Dwell
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 16 2009 16:36 GMT
#9
On September 17 2009 00:59 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
Lulz... so much win. Please tell me this was actually for sale in the 90s.

Update: These methods actually work, I just used them and have never been so successful with women in my life.

You're too sweet for the internet. Come back in a couple of years.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
September 16 2009 17:48 GMT
#10
I'm gonna be rollin in bitches now... great advice.
Also known as waterfall / w4terfall
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
September 16 2009 18:01 GMT
#11
Backwards chair equals DANGER! Never forget that.
The artist formerly known as Starparty
St3MoR
Profile Joined November 2002
Spain3256 Posts
September 16 2009 18:12 GMT
#12
if all those fails remember the old saying WHEN IN DOUBT, PULL OUT

rofl
Prophet in TL of the Makoto0124 ways
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-16 18:33:36
September 16 2009 18:33 GMT
#13
The dude was pretty much right.

RIP
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 16 2009 21:45 GMT
#14
I watched the whole thing and didn't laugh. Was this an SNL sketch or something? They tried way too hard.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
September 16 2009 21:49 GMT
#15
Took me until halfway through the second part to be sure that this wasn't supposed to be serious lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 17 2009 06:58 GMT
#16
omg lol.. "serious thrusting motion"
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
September 18 2009 20:10 GMT
#17
"your eyes are green like.. green things"

I lol'd
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