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My Deadly Masterpiece - Part 1

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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
November 19 2012 02:02 GMT
#1
Disclaimer: This is purely fiction and not to be taken seriously. I am a sensible person who happens to enjoy writing short story murder fiction. If you didn't enjoy my earlier blogs, than chances are you probably won't still. Read at your own expense.

*Also, I know my last blog was pretty funny and well taken, but the standards set by "Murder Diary" were very high. I'm doubtful many of my works will be as good as that.

Part 1

I’ve finally done it. I’ve completed my masterpiece. A painting made completely of human remains. Fresh human remains at that. It’s taken me weeks to complete. Every time I made a mistake, I would have to start over. Blood is very tricky to work with wouldn’t you know. Not to mention I kept running out of supplies (I made a lot of mistakes lol). Seemed that every time I started painting I would have to go find another victim to keep my supplies full. This was definitely a challenge to make.

I’d say about 4 people went into this painting. None came out haha. But really though, that’s not being entirely accurate. 4 people went into THIS painting. I lost track of how many people I wasted on previous paintings.

There’s another issue here though. Because of the vast amount of victims I’ve used to make my painting, I have too much here to eat by myself. I know what you’re thinking though: “Why not throw a dinner party with mystery meat as the main course?” I’d thought about it too, but I’m starting to run out of friends very quickly now and I don’t have anybody left to invite. I’ll have to make some more acquaintances at the next high school parent-teacher conference. They still haven’t caught on that I don’t actually have a kid haha.

That’s another story for another time though. Right now, I have all these leftover supplies to use up. I could donate it to a soup kitchen like I used to do in my college days, but where’s the fun in that? I have quite a bit of work cut out for me tomorrow.

Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
November 19 2012 03:38 GMT
#2
I'm hooked already, can't wait for part 2
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
November 19 2012 05:42 GMT
#3
Is that "lol" there on purpose? Just feels out of place to me.
TerranMechRush
Profile Joined November 2012
8 Posts
November 19 2012 06:11 GMT
#4
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
November 19 2012 19:40 GMT
#5
On November 19 2012 14:42 Vaelone wrote:
Is that "lol" there on purpose? Just feels out of place to me.


Yes. I was debating leaving it out but I thought that leaving it in would convey a more casual atmosphere for my story, one that you wouldn't expect in a story about murder.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
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