DRIT Finals: Gaoxi Hype Thread

Sentenal

United States12398 Posts

August 29 2012 17:00 GMT

The D Rank Individual Tournament Season 3 will be coming to a close. Only two remain now. One is Team Courage's GaoXi (aka Shuruken). The other is Despa's msj][uround].

GaoXi vs msj][uround]

Who will win? Well, I'll tell you who is gonna win. First, check out this guy:

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Do you see what his Engine, his power source is? COURAGE. Gaoxi will win the D Rank Individual Tournament. And here is why.

First off, Gaoxi's defense is nearly unbreakable. He has a Protect Shade:
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What does this do? First off, it will block almost any attack you throw at him. I know this from experience practicing like a million games with him! And uround is gonna experience this too! But thats not all. What happens after Gaoxi's Protect Shade stops your attack? He turns you around and he fucks you with it.

But don't think that Gaoxi is all defense. No sir. Gaoxi's offense is great too! Like for example, lets say you are a terran, and you are building things, and the zerg is on the other side of the map. Well, Gaoxi has this thing:
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Gaoxi will punch you right in the face with a rocket punch before you can say "holy shit I just got punched in the face". Gaoxi's Broken Magnum comes fast, and hits hard. Will uround be able to handle this? I doubt it, that shit hurts.

But Gaoxi's abilities don't stop there. Want to try and take it to late game with Gaoxi? See if you want to try and out macro him? Well, unfortunately for other players, Gaoxi plays Zerg, and can use this:
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What does this do? Both of Gaoxi's hands gain the power of God and Satan. Btw you play BW with both of your hands. It means that if you get late enough into the ~~episode~~game, Gaoxi will beat the shit out of you. He will run right up into your face, and will fucking rip your heart out, and make the rest of your body explode.
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Gaoxi has had a tough road to the finals, a road paved with victory. Gaoxi's strength doesn't even end with those abilities listed above, but also include the support team around him! He has a team of courageous individuals, all of whom will lend him their power for victory. At the top of the list, he has Harem, who is our chief coach and trainer, and gives important lessons like in that picture every episode. Harem can prepare you to beat anything. Additionally, he has had the Robot Ninja Protoss EchOne, and myself as practice partners, preparing him to take out Psyonic Reaver 3-1 in the Semifinals. For practice against Terrans, he has Nagisama, a Terran who is a combination of calm and calcuated, and hot-blooded FUCKPROTOSSANDZERG, who also is one of the top Terrans in the DRTL. Plus, Gaoxi has the emotional support from other Courage members, such as Kazehydra, and the support from #tladt.

But now Gaoxi is in the finals, against Uround. A Terran player you can't take lightly. uround, originally from the Z Planet, that destroyed the Trinity Star System with its Mech play, has now come to Earth. Backed by team Despa, and other forces of evil (aka Terran players), uround has made it far in this tournament, beating people such as Essbee (DRIT Season 1 Champion) and AtomicArchon. Uround is now destroying the city
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In light of Uround attacking and destroying the city, I asked some random person what he thought Gaoxi's percent chance of winning DRIL3 was. The conversation was as follows:

Random Guy:
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Team Courage's collective persona:
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Therefore, percentages, and math by extension, means absolutely nothing in the face of courage. Therefore, Gaoxi will defeat Uround, and win the D Rank Individual Tournament. GAOXI FIGHTING.

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