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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 07:45 GMT
#1
Well, as some of you know since my last blog, I have a girlfriend who is French and I need a French person to help me write a letter to her. It's nothing TOO personal, but it's personal enough to where I would prefer that, whoever decides to help me, can translate for me via PM. I suppose you could post here and it would be okay since she has no idea what Starcraft is and would never find what I wrote.

Aide-moi mec

***
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 07:46 GMT
#2
Also, she is of Armenian descent, so if by some bizarre twist of fate you know both French and some sweet words in Armenian, that would be amazing for me. But it's totally fine if it's only French.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Bibzball
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France250 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-16 07:55:02
November 16 2010 07:53 GMT
#3
I can help you, pm me.
But I think she will find it cuter if you try to do it your own way.
As u wish ! I can still help if you need to.
Not in Armenian though
DANIEL ! GET OUT OF THE WATER !!!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
November 16 2010 08:09 GMT
#4
Hi pubbanana
Native speaker here. PM if you need.
ॐ
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 08:13 GMT
#5
On November 16 2010 17:09 endy wrote:
Hi pubbanana
Native speaker here. PM if you need.


Thank you so much, but I just PM'd Bibzball. I can PM you as well, but I feel weird for PM'ing this personal letter to more than one person. But, you know, you're only trying to help and you probably won't judge me, so I may PM you as well.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
November 16 2010 08:15 GMT
#6
Writing French is quite simple. All you need to do is to insert 'le' in front of key words, and insert random french words in your sentence.

Example:

English - The happy marine was strolling in the woods when a hungry hydralisk attacked him.

French - The happy le marine was le strolling in the le woods oh ho ho baguette when a hungry le hydralisk le attacked him pamplemouse.
Cr4zyH0r5e
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Peru1308 Posts
November 16 2010 08:19 GMT
#7
^ MDR

up for PM as well but I realize you already got 2 native speakers and French is probably my 4th best language.
I agree with Bizball. I write letters to my gf in Korean and they're full of spelling errors and awkward syntax but she still gets what I'm trying to say anyway ^^!
Definitely look into learning it. It's a wonderful language
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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 08:26 GMT
#8
On November 16 2010 17:19 Cr4zyH0r5e wrote:
^ MDR

up for PM as well but I realize you already got 2 native speakers and French is probably my 4th best language.
I agree with Bizball. I write letters to my gf in Korean and they're full of spelling errors and awkward syntax but she still gets what I'm trying to say anyway ^^!
Definitely look into learning it. It's a wonderful language


I just PM'd endy as well. But I'm thankful for your eagerness to help.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
onlinerobbe
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany547 Posts
November 16 2010 09:58 GMT
#9
On November 16 2010 17:15 Chairman Ray wrote:
Writing French is quite simple. All you need to do is to insert 'le' in front of key words, and insert random french words in your sentence.

Example:

English - The happy marine was strolling in the woods when a hungry hydralisk attacked him.

French - The happy le marine was le strolling in the le woods oh ho ho baguette when a hungry le hydralisk le attacked him pamplemouse.


flight of the conchords style? :D

sorry for offtopic, gl with your letter, I couldn't help you my french is horrible ^^
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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-16 10:09:12
November 16 2010 10:04 GMT
#10
On November 16 2010 18:58 onlinerobbe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 16 2010 17:15 Chairman Ray wrote:
Writing French is quite simple. All you need to do is to insert 'le' in front of key words, and insert random french words in your sentence.

Example:

English - The happy marine was strolling in the woods when a hungry hydralisk attacked him.

French - The happy le marine was le strolling in the le woods oh ho ho baguette when a hungry le hydralisk le attacked him pamplemouse.


flight of the conchords style? :D

sorry for offtopic, gl with your letter, I couldn't help you my french is horrible ^^


We just won't let the topic go to waste, a woman will never control my life

Are you really from Germany? I wish we could speak in real life because my parents are in their seventies and they are both native German speakers and I was raised speaking German as my native language. They were from Suriname in South America, where I was born. But most of the German people say my accent sounds like it's from the Saarland.

Also, could you answer some questions about Germany for me? My girlfriend is born and raised in France and she is very open to traveling and visiting other countries. But she says there are so many Turks in Germany and the Turks slaughtered her people (the Armenians) in 1915 so maybe she wouldn't feel comfortable. I tried to tell her that the Turks in Germany are German by nationality like everyone, but she disagrees. Can you explain more for me?

And can you please explain how my German would sound? My father was born in Austria in 1939, I don't know how much different that dialect would sound to young Germans my age (I'm twenty two), but most German people I meet say that I talk very strangely.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Yenticha
Profile Joined July 2010
257 Posts
November 16 2010 10:08 GMT
#11
I do agree, writing it on your own is probably the best. Still, you need to be good enough to be understood... Its very annoying, when you're French, to have to ask what your non French speaker gf/bf is trying to say, because it just make you sound like a snobbish French "oh my god your grammar is sooo bad".
So maybe the best option is to have it proof read by a native, while asking him/her not to correct everything..

ps:Im a native speaker, in case you need a ten people to help you
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 10:22 GMT
#12
On November 16 2010 19:08 wantPopRocks wrote:
I do agree, writing it on your own is probably the best. Still, you need to be good enough to be understood... Its very annoying, when you're French, to have to ask what your non French speaker gf/bf is trying to say, because it just make you sound like a snobbish French "oh my god your grammar is sooo bad".
So maybe the best option is to have it proof read by a native, while asking him/her not to correct everything..

ps:Im a native speaker, in case you need a ten people to help you


Nonsense, I'm happy for every response. I understand you when you say it sounds snobbish, but we have to be humiliated to learn further.

I would PM, but endy already translated the whole thing for me. I intend to show her the letter he translated for me tomorrow, but more than one translation couldn't hurt. I have to learn this language at some point in my life.

Of course, it could also just serve the purpose of me PM'ing you a personal history of me, if you're interested in that, I mean ... why not
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
November 16 2010 10:33 GMT
#13
I promise you my translation is great. I hope everything goes well with your gf !
ॐ
onlinerobbe
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany547 Posts
November 16 2010 10:46 GMT
#14
well, that topic is quite difficult here... there are many turks who are proud of their nationality but are happy to live here or at least somehow like it here. These people are pretty much the best you could think of. But then sadly, in the bigger cities like Berlin/Hamburg (I myself live in hamburg) there are just generally people you should avoid if possible... that's my opinion at least, but that is not limited to the turks I'd say. It's just those big cities with districts you should think twice about visiting so nothing special I think.
If she would visit Germany, chances are she will see a lot of turks but probably not the bad ones (every country has those black sheep) and I honestly don't know how the history from 1915 is affecting her, I mean... I do know how it is on the other side (dealing with negative history from your own country.. srsly it's annoying sometimes to be german because of that, especially on the internet, whenever you win in counter-strike for example, you're hitler :o (that didn't happen in starcraft yet <3)

so... now on to you, I can't really say how you sound of course, austrians always sound a little different, and people from Wien for example are damn hard to understand sometimes ^^
so yes you probably do sound different/funny/weird (dunno) but is that so bad?
I mean as long as you don't sound like a bavarian :D (jk)
so there's your wall'o'text I hope you can gain something from it, but feel free to ask more
and do keep in mind, I'm just one of many germans on TL
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FaCE_1
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada6183 Posts
November 16 2010 10:46 GMT
#15
I coudl help but there is to much difference between Quebec and France french
n_n
Nouar
Profile Joined May 2009
France3270 Posts
November 16 2010 11:16 GMT
#16
Seriously, don't have it translated and just send it with errors, she WILL find it much, much cuter and that earn you way more points.
NoiR
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 11:50 GMT
#17
On November 16 2010 19:46 onlinerobbe wrote:
well, that topic is quite difficult here... there are many turks who are proud of their nationality but are happy to live here or at least somehow like it here. These people are pretty much the best you could think of. But then sadly, in the bigger cities like Berlin/Hamburg (I myself live in hamburg) there are just generally people you should avoid if possible... that's my opinion at least, but that is not limited to the turks I'd say. It's just those big cities with districts you should think twice about visiting so nothing special I think.
If she would visit Germany, chances are she will see a lot of turks but probably not the bad ones (every country has those black sheep) and I honestly don't know how the history from 1915 is affecting her, I mean... I do know how it is on the other side (dealing with negative history from your own country.. srsly it's annoying sometimes to be german because of that, especially on the internet, whenever you win in counter-strike for example, you're hitler :o (that didn't happen in starcraft yet <3)

so... now on to you, I can't really say how you sound of course, austrians always sound a little different, and people from Wien for example are damn hard to understand sometimes ^^
so yes you probably do sound different/funny/weird (dunno) but is that so bad?
I mean as long as you don't sound like a bavarian :D (jk)
so there's your wall'o'text I hope you can gain something from it, but feel free to ask more
and do keep in mind, I'm just one of many germans on TL


I have visited Germany many times when I was a kid, but I was too young to understand the differences between the languages because I only stayed with my mother, my sister, and my mother's family. My experiences were like that of most children - being treated to fried/sweet foods, shopping for toys, and so on. To be honest, when I was a kid, there were many brown people (at the time, I didn't know they were Turks), but I never noticed a problem with them.

I also don't really know how to explain my German other than to say that I have never learned modern "street German" or "youth slang" or anything like that. So I think I will be understood, but like you said, even though I will sound weird, it probably won't be a bad thing.

Yeah, I know what you mean about the history ... for her, as an Armenian, she feels at home in France since all of her family's acquaintances are Armenian (her dentist, her hair-dresser, her physician, ect) and there aren't that many Turks in France. But since she is Armenian, her family holds a lot of hatred towards the Turks and they know a lot of them are across the border in Germany. That makes it awkward for me because even though I was not raised in Germany, it is my mother language and a place where I have many warm memories.

Thank you for the response
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Arkqn
Profile Joined August 2008
France589 Posts
November 16 2010 12:47 GMT
#18
On November 16 2010 17:15 Chairman Ray wrote:
Writing French is quite simple. All you need to do is to insert 'le' in front of key words, and insert random french words in your sentence.

Example:

English - The happy marine was strolling in the woods when a hungry hydralisk attacked him.

French - The happy le marine was le strolling in the le woods oh ho ho baguette when a hungry le hydralisk le attacked him pamplemouse.


You made my day sir LOL :D

Anyway OP if you need help, you can pm me. But as said above, if you write it on your own with mistakes and stuff, she'll probably find it "cuter" than writing it with perfect french.
Elena[PaiN]
limonovich
Profile Joined September 2010
England226 Posts
November 16 2010 13:35 GMT
#19
On November 16 2010 17:15 Chairman Ray wrote:
Writing French is quite simple. All you need to do is to insert 'le' in front of key words, and insert random french words in your sentence.

Example:

English - The happy marine was strolling in the woods when a hungry hydralisk attacked him.

French - The happy le marine was le strolling in the le woods oh ho ho baguette when a hungry le hydralisk le attacked him pamplemouse.



I laughed so much :D
trololo
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
November 16 2010 14:41 GMT
#20
lol. You can tell pubbanana's in love from all the kissy emotes he uses.
lol.
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