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FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
November 16 2010 16:25 GMT
#21
Foux da fa fa?

To be honest I find it kinda funny that your girlfriend doesn't want to go to Germany because the Turks were evil in the past.
Check out @MapOfTheMonth on Twitter and under http://bit.ly/motmorg
onlinerobbe
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany547 Posts
November 16 2010 16:45 GMT
#22
ahhh gerard depardieu (:D had to)
ohayo- on afk-op teamliquid | tuturuuuu! mayushi desu - 유인나, 이지은 사랑 (멍 지효 <3 )
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
November 16 2010 17:02 GMT
#23
On November 16 2010 17:15 Chairman Ray wrote:
Writing French is quite simple. All you need to do is to insert 'le' in front of key words, and insert random french words in your sentence.

Example:

English - The happy marine was strolling in the woods when a hungry hydralisk attacked him.

French - The happy le marine was le strolling in the le woods oh ho ho baguette when a hungry le hydralisk le attacked him pamplemouse.


This is actually not too far from the truth. This simple rule (well, mix up le, la, les, etc.) got me through 5 years of mandatory French education!
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
November 16 2010 17:59 GMT
#24
Bonne chance avec votre copine.


Ooooh l'amour.... ^^

yejin
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
France493 Posts
November 16 2010 18:01 GMT
#25
French rules.
nospeech
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 18:19 GMT
#26
On November 17 2010 01:25 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
Foux da fa fa?

To be honest I find it kinda funny that your girlfriend doesn't want to go to Germany because the Turks were evil in the past.


I don't think she would be against going, I think she would just feel weird being around a lot of Turkish people. I don't understand it, either man.

She told me a story about how she drew a star star and a moon as a kid and her mom yelled at her because she thought it was the Turkish flag, but in reality, it was just a a picture and she had no idea what their flag even looked like at the time.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
November 16 2010 19:20 GMT
#27
I really think you should try to write it yourself as musch as you can, and find someone to proofread it =)
Je suis prêt à vous aider mon cher.
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
limonovich
Profile Joined September 2010
England226 Posts
November 16 2010 20:38 GMT
#28
On November 17 2010 04:20 corumjhaelen wrote:
I really think you should try to write it yourself as musch as you can, and find someone to proofread it =)
Je suis prêt à vous aider mon cher.


+1

Even if the grammar is wrong and the accents are in the wrong places, i'm sure she'll get what you're trying to say and appreciate the effort you put in. if you get someone to translate what you wrote it'll be a bit impersonal.
trololo
onlinerobbe
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany547 Posts
November 16 2010 22:05 GMT
#29
maybe let someone here read it to be sure you're not saying something kinky (assuming you don't want to :D) if you know what I mean

and, she wouldn't really be around a lot of turks, she would prolly just see some of them
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skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
November 16 2010 22:10 GMT
#30
You can alwasy throw some Jaques prevert in there-
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
November 16 2010 22:10 GMT
#31
On November 16 2010 23:41 SuperJongMan wrote:
lol. You can tell pubbanana's in love from all the kissy emotes he uses.
lol.

he uses those in every post. LOL noob
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 23:08 GMT
#32
Well guys, I gave it to her. She said "You didn't write this, you're lying, now I need to wash your mouth" and then she kissed me.

I swear to every stupid faggot god in the world that happened.

SO FUCKING HAPPY
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
November 16 2010 23:28 GMT
#33
Hhaah, you could use google translator. It would be hilarious if it screwed up something though.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
November 16 2010 23:32 GMT
#34
On November 17 2010 08:28 GreatFall wrote:
Hhaah, you could use google translator. It would be hilarious if it screwed up something though.


YOU DIDN'T READ ANYTHING I SAID AND I DON'T EVEN CARE

I'D LET YOU SHOW ME YOUR PRIVATES RIGHT NOW, NOTHING CAN RUIN MY MOOD NOW
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
November 17 2010 04:31 GMT
#35
On November 17 2010 08:08 pubbanana wrote:
Well guys, I gave it to her. She said "You didn't write this, you're lying, now I need to wash your mouth" and then she kissed me.

I swear to every stupid faggot god in the world that happened.

SO FUCKING HAPPY


Haha I told you my translation was perfect. I warned you that it would be obvious you didn't write it, only a native speaker could do it. I can't reveal your personal life details here, but I really made it sound dramatic, guess it had a nice effect. I'm really glad for you !
ॐ
limonovich
Profile Joined September 2010
England226 Posts
November 17 2010 10:51 GMT
#36
On November 17 2010 13:31 endy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2010 08:08 pubbanana wrote:
Well guys, I gave it to her. She said "You didn't write this, you're lying, now I need to wash your mouth" and then she kissed me.

I swear to every stupid faggot god in the world that happened.

SO FUCKING HAPPY


Haha I told you my translation was perfect. I warned you that it would be obvious you didn't write it, only a native speaker could do it. I can't reveal your personal life details here, but I really made it sound dramatic, guess it had a nice effect. I'm really glad for you !


Respect for you, good Sir.
trololo
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
November 17 2010 10:53 GMT
#37
On November 17 2010 13:31 endy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 17 2010 08:08 pubbanana wrote:
Well guys, I gave it to her. She said "You didn't write this, you're lying, now I need to wash your mouth" and then she kissed me.

I swear to every stupid faggot god in the world that happened.

SO FUCKING HAPPY


Haha I told you my translation was perfect. I warned you that it would be obvious you didn't write it, only a native speaker could do it. I can't reveal your personal life details here, but I really made it sound dramatic, guess it had a nice effect. I'm really glad for you !


Now I'm curious :o~~~
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Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
November 17 2010 12:32 GMT
#38
On November 16 2010 17:19 Cr4zyH0r5e wrote:
^ MDR

up for PM as well but I realize you already got 2 native speakers and French is probably my 4th best language.
I agree with Bizball. I write letters to my gf in Korean and they're full of spelling errors and awkward syntax but she still gets what I'm trying to say anyway ^^!
Definitely look into learning it. It's a wonderful language


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

By the same token, I suppose if I add 'desu' after every sentence I can speak Japanese.

By the same token, I suppose if I add 'plagguuuuuu' after every sentence I can speak Korean.
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