EPTI've been having a lot of nightmares lately. I don't usually write my dreams down, but this last one was the worst nightmare I've ever had... And I've had some bad ones.
Some parts of it I can explain, some I'm absolutely lost. There's no good reason to even share this, other than to make some users think I'm nutters. I wrote it about ten minutes after I had the dream, and it's not in any special writing style, or whatever. I just wanted to get all the details I could remember out.
+ Show Spoiler [Warning: Explicit, graphic, gross] +
me being mario/dk in some platformer jumping game
the next level is this like horror laberynth thing and I'm really uncomfortable and don't want to do it, but keep going anyway
I find a few dead ends but eventually find some bathroom aread... and I just see the head of something in the stall and I think it's a monster... when it comes out I jump but it's just an old man...
I realise I need to take a piss so I go to a stall and sit down... I end up pissing a really really long time and I guess it was getting full or something cause I start pissing outside the bowl just hoping it'll end soon and I'll run out or something... but it lasts longer... my penis suddenly looks like a transparent balloon just draining piss out it hanging straight down. Then I see someone come in and it finally stops... I run outside whereever here is and I'm in the city infront a big building or something like the whitehouse
At this point I realise I'm Robin and batman is somewhere or other... I see The Flash or something and I tell him not to destroy the building, that we'll work it out some other way. He tells me he doesn't even want to destroy it, but for some reason I know someone does. So I tell him to help me, but he tells me to fuck off and then runs away.
I then go to the batmobile where batman enters with me. Obviously I'm riding shotgun. From somewhere I remember that I need to press a button to make the batmobile work once we get up to speed... it locks something in, and it's on my door. So I press it and it works, but then I accidentally press it again and both our doors kinda pop and flap a bit until we shut them again.
We're driving very fast and it's quite cool. I think we end up running away from something, because we make some very tight turns and drive into a lake, where the batmobile turns into a submarine type thing (like in The Spy Who Loved Me).
We end up going to our hideout and I think to myself... "Batman is the only superhero who has a hideout like a supervillains hideout" and we makes some lefts and rights in this underwater system and see some doors that we don't enter because I guess they go to other people's hideouts. Eventually we get to ours.
When we get to ours, I get out of the car and go to the next room behind some wooden two part slider thing... Batman seems to have just disappeared, and when I go to look for him, I hear noises of someone else loud and obnoxious walking in... Then I see a claw break through the wooden slider thing I was about to open.
At this I guess I ran home, because I end up being in my house. My brother is watching TV in the room by the door like he always does, and I'm in the kitchen about to make something. My mum comes in and I go to the door to see since I heard the door. Outside the door there's these two bodies... Well the top halves of two bodies lying dead on the porch. I know the were there before my mum got there because she's talking to my brother about where they came from and he just says "I don't know! I'm watching TV!"
Then, not because of the bodies, I realise my mum is a murderer, that she's crazy, and that other crazy murders want to kill her, and that the bodies were supposed to scare her. She drags them into the kitchen down the hall, where I was about to cook something, and asks me to chop them up. I don't want to, because in the dream I'm not fucking crazy, I'm just really scared. But I don't want to upset her and she tells me she doesn't know where to make the cuts. So at the end of the dream, there I am labouring on this severed arm, cutting bits of its fingers off where I know its phalanges are, and metacarpals, and every other segment, and laying strips of human flesh like bacon on the table which my mother will cannibalise soon and probably try to make me do too. Then I wake up.
the next level is this like horror laberynth thing and I'm really uncomfortable and don't want to do it, but keep going anyway
I find a few dead ends but eventually find some bathroom aread... and I just see the head of something in the stall and I think it's a monster... when it comes out I jump but it's just an old man...
I realise I need to take a piss so I go to a stall and sit down... I end up pissing a really really long time and I guess it was getting full or something cause I start pissing outside the bowl just hoping it'll end soon and I'll run out or something... but it lasts longer... my penis suddenly looks like a transparent balloon just draining piss out it hanging straight down. Then I see someone come in and it finally stops... I run outside whereever here is and I'm in the city infront a big building or something like the whitehouse
At this point I realise I'm Robin and batman is somewhere or other... I see The Flash or something and I tell him not to destroy the building, that we'll work it out some other way. He tells me he doesn't even want to destroy it, but for some reason I know someone does. So I tell him to help me, but he tells me to fuck off and then runs away.
I then go to the batmobile where batman enters with me. Obviously I'm riding shotgun. From somewhere I remember that I need to press a button to make the batmobile work once we get up to speed... it locks something in, and it's on my door. So I press it and it works, but then I accidentally press it again and both our doors kinda pop and flap a bit until we shut them again.
We're driving very fast and it's quite cool. I think we end up running away from something, because we make some very tight turns and drive into a lake, where the batmobile turns into a submarine type thing (like in The Spy Who Loved Me).
We end up going to our hideout and I think to myself... "Batman is the only superhero who has a hideout like a supervillains hideout" and we makes some lefts and rights in this underwater system and see some doors that we don't enter because I guess they go to other people's hideouts. Eventually we get to ours.
When we get to ours, I get out of the car and go to the next room behind some wooden two part slider thing... Batman seems to have just disappeared, and when I go to look for him, I hear noises of someone else loud and obnoxious walking in... Then I see a claw break through the wooden slider thing I was about to open.
At this I guess I ran home, because I end up being in my house. My brother is watching TV in the room by the door like he always does, and I'm in the kitchen about to make something. My mum comes in and I go to the door to see since I heard the door. Outside the door there's these two bodies... Well the top halves of two bodies lying dead on the porch. I know the were there before my mum got there because she's talking to my brother about where they came from and he just says "I don't know! I'm watching TV!"
Then, not because of the bodies, I realise my mum is a murderer, that she's crazy, and that other crazy murders want to kill her, and that the bodies were supposed to scare her. She drags them into the kitchen down the hall, where I was about to cook something, and asks me to chop them up. I don't want to, because in the dream I'm not fucking crazy, I'm just really scared. But I don't want to upset her and she tells me she doesn't know where to make the cuts. So at the end of the dream, there I am labouring on this severed arm, cutting bits of its fingers off where I know its phalanges are, and metacarpals, and every other segment, and laying strips of human flesh like bacon on the table which my mother will cannibalise soon and probably try to make me do too. Then I wake up.
+ Show Spoiler [My own interpretation] +
Obviously no one on this forum knows what's going on in my life and can give any accurate reasoning... I only share it for the 'wow' factor, or rather the, 'wow, that's pretty gross and weird' factor. I'm not into watersports at all, to start. Right after the dream I had to go to the bathroom, so that's an easy explanation. I really don't have any messed up hobbies, everything I like is harmless, and has nothing to do with this dream. I don't watch horror movies either. I can attribute being Robin to an inferiority complex, having to do with feeling I'm placed second. But what really gets me, and what is the only part worth mentioning anyway, is my mother. She's a nice woman and isn't malicious in any way. But I've had lots of nightmares about her lately. Why the hell are these thoughts even appearing in my head?
I look foward to the long winded explanation of how it all means I'm gay
I look foward to the long winded explanation of how it all means I'm gay
Well it's a slight change from emo blogs, isn't it?
Maybe you should go a little easier on the drugs my friend.
