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Hollywood rapes my childhood once again

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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-07 07:48:39
August 07 2009 07:46 GMT
#1
I had several GI Joe toys, even watched the old GI Joe cartoon series when it came on in the morning while I waited for the Bus, and this was the early 90's. I even had some of the comics.


But with this movie I had hopes, high hopes even, and after seeing it I have to say it. This movie flat out sucked.

The Cobra Mask is just stupid.

Dennis Quaid when he attempts to sound tough or in charge, is pitiful. Almost cheesy.

Also WTF Ripcord and Scarlett romance, Jesus fucking Christ! I realize there are changes needed to making a movie especially when it comes to making G.I. Joe into a film but this was a fucking stupid change. If there is a sequel I hope this is reversed.

Better luck next time Stephen Sommers.

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Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 07 2009 08:04 GMT
#2
erm....lol

You HAD to have expected it to be super cheesy, super campy, and super bad. Most people going to see it are just seeing it cause of the name, the same thing that hollywood counts on for most of their horrible remakes.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
.risingdragoon
Profile Joined January 2008
United States3021 Posts
August 07 2009 08:10 GMT
#3
you'd hav loved it if you were a child!!!

ur fault for growing up imo
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
August 07 2009 08:10 GMT
#4
after Taken and Startrek there will be no more good movies

Still hoping D-9 will be a gem!
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Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
August 07 2009 08:22 GMT
#5
yeah I heard this was absolutely atrocious. Like in test audiences Miramax (i think?) was considering scrapping the movie and taking it as a loss roflflf
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
August 07 2009 08:50 GMT
#6
action was fucking great.

everything else was so bad me and my friends laughed out loud at the ridiculousness probably ~20 times.
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Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
August 07 2009 09:19 GMT
#7
:O What did the cobra commander mask look like! I can't find it hehe. Good show but with GI Joe you would expect them to boggle it.
Never Knows Best.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
August 07 2009 09:59 GMT
#8
I had no doubt in my mind the movie would be terrible, but I'll still end up seeing it.
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Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-07 10:05:20
August 07 2009 10:05 GMT
#9
gi joe does suck so you're only helping people but next time you discuss a movie in bold text without mentioning anything in the title please put it in spoilers
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Aerox
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Malaysia1213 Posts
August 07 2009 11:32 GMT
#10
What are you babbling about, OP? Crysis had already been expected to happen after seeing the GI Joe trailer.
"Eyes in the sky."
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
August 07 2009 11:50 GMT
#11
lol yea how did you even get to having high hopes in the first place
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
August 07 2009 12:51 GMT
#12
The only reason for me to go watch this movie would be that Byung-hun Lee is starring in it
R04R
Profile Joined March 2009
United States1631 Posts
August 07 2009 13:06 GMT
#13
Oh no! Not the Eiffel Tower! What will we ever do?

USA: What's that?

I knew it would be bad just from the trailer and comparing it to the other trailers that preceded it when I was at the theatre.
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Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
August 07 2009 13:07 GMT
#14
On August 07 2009 20:50 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
lol yea how did you even get to having high hopes in the first place

My thoughts exactly, I mean you had to have known...
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
August 07 2009 13:08 GMT
#15
If I go see this, I'm expecting it to be god awful and I'm expecting to laugh my ass off the entire time
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
August 07 2009 13:12 GMT
#16
Honestly, this is what I would have predicted from the film.
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Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
August 07 2009 13:28 GMT
#17
I don't believe you, I'm going to go see it this week.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
August 07 2009 16:15 GMT
#18
Last time I made that mistake was watching Transformers 1 back in 2007.

The only things that saved that movie experience were Megan Fox and the dutch subtitles :D

Anyway, your fault twice. Once for having high hopes, and once for watching the movie before looking at reviews properly. I have no pity for you.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
August 07 2009 16:42 GMT
#19
On August 07 2009 22:06 R04R wrote:
Oh no! Not the Eiffel Tower! What will we ever do?

USA: What's that?

I knew it would be bad just from the trailer and comparing it to the other trailers that preceded it when I was at the theatre.

Not to mention they use some super advanced weapon to destroy the tower. How about trying a regular bomb? I think that would've worked too. Or maybe a hack saw?

Anyways, of course it's bad. Sommers and Bay make a living off raping things that were once good.
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foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-07 18:13:24
August 07 2009 18:11 GMT
#20
I expected it to be bad, so I wasn't that disappointed. The CGI was really lame in some places, the lore was raped of course and so were some of the characters, some of the acting was horrendous, but in the end I still had fun watching it so I wasn't that ticked off.

I must add that it was still a 1000 times better than Transformers 2, now that was a fucking disaster that was ridiculously bad even compared to my already very very low expectations. That movie just made me wanna punch someone in the troath. -____-
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