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I admit it. Especially after last night.
The hottest girl I've ever been with and we ended up laughing and joking around instead of humping.
At first I couldn't even unhook her bra. Then I was talking aloud to myself in order to make sure I got the condom on correctly but then when it was on, I think the blood flow down south stopped and it got all soft and wouldn't even go in.
FML
I got so frustrated that I took the condom off and threw it aside. Once I got hard again, I couldn't put that condom back on. WTF, I didn't know it was so difficult to put back on an opened condom.
Anyway, for all you noobs out there. It may seem lame to plan ahead, but fucking plan ahead.
Because shit happens.. like it did to me =\
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United States3443 Posts
rough, did you get anything or was the whole night bust?
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I am sorry but this is hilarious in the way you tell it.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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rofl
Shit happens. Now you know to plan ahead.
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That's brutal. Condoms are meant as one time use things, haha.
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Also don't reuse the condom if you've already put it on once.
I missed that the first time because I was laughing...sorry lol =/
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five out of five!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope this is real
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On July 31 2009 08:10 Rekrul wrote:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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On July 31 2009 08:10 Rekrul wrote:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
nothing wrong with being unable to unhook a bra though
just be like WHAT THE FUCK then she'll laugh and do it herself
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Belgium9950 Posts
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haha yeah same shit happened to me my first time but eventually u become pro and can unhook that crap in like 1 sec with 2 fingers.
also i sucked at putting on condoms when i used them i jus made my gf put them on for me lol she didnt mind. plus you cant really go soft while shes playing with your penis putting it on.
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lol
Yes we all go through that first time, but at least you're honest. Practice makes perfect!
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On July 31 2009 08:20 Rekrul wrote:
nothing wrong with being unable to unhook a bra though
just be like WHAT THE FUCK then she'll laugh and do it herself
So true haha. Those things are pieces of shit. The bra I mean
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I'm sorry about your night man.
Thanks for the advice. 5/5
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1. Thumb and pointer finger on the band (in the middle where it connects obviously)around her back.
2. Pinch fingers together.
Took me a while to figure out but it's like riding a bicycle, once you learn you'll never forget.
Edit: I've evolved into a zergling finally. 
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EPT
