EPTI'm a noob in the sack - Page 2
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TheMusiC
United States1054 Posts
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Sky
Jordan812 Posts
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DeathByMonkeys
United States742 Posts
5/5 i wouldnt have the balls to post that | ||
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Ingenol
United States1328 Posts
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
Oh god I lol'd so hard. Unclasping the bra isn't that hard when you realize they are generally just a hook.... but yea condoms suck... that really will never get better buddy. | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
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King K. Rool
Canada4408 Posts
practice putting on a condom beforehand next time lmao. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On July 31 2009 07:53 jjun212 wrote: I think the blood flow down south stopped and it got all soft and wouldn't even go in. FML I got so frustrated that I took the condom off and threw it aside. Once I got hard again, I couldn't put that condom back on. WTF, I didn't know it was so difficult to put back on an opened condom. Don't feel bad about this at all. It's happened to me before with far worse circumstances surrounding it lol....Being anxious, nervous etc will do it to your johnson - That's it that's all. | ||
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Methos
United States206 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On July 31 2009 08:20 Rekrul wrote: nothing wrong with being unable to unhook a bra though just be like WHAT THE FUCK then she'll laugh and do it herself its a sliiiiiide of the fingers, kinda like a snap, but a slide. your method works surprisingly well too LOL. @ op TT | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
GL with attempt #2. | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
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saritenite
Singapore1680 Posts
You fast expanded without scouting, and and when you finally sent out a scout, there was a goon wall on the ramp. Unsuspecting, you plant down 4 more factories and research siege in preparation for 2 gate goon pressure. You then wonder why the timing is off so bad. Then it clicked. He's going for a reaver drop! You say "lololol noob, reavers are gay" In anticipation, you throw down an engineering bay and start your turrets as soon as it finishes. You also throw an academy down to get your admittedly late scanners. Your economy kicks in as you fall into a sense of security. You begin macroing. Your scanners finish. You scan the main. You see a fleet beacon "Oh shi-" Suddenly, 40 scouts appear out of nowhere behind an arbiter and takes out all of your turrets. A battlecruiser makes an appearance. As you begin to flounder in the complete hopelessness and complete confusion of the situation (C'mon man, a Battlecruiser?), you make a decision. Goliaths, and lots of them. You start an armory on the far side of the map with your initial scout... Only to find that your scout is missing. Only then you type "Wtf BCs?" "Dumbass, I mc'd your scout and expanded all over the map while you were busy typing 'noob'". You say, "Orly? Share vision?" And the map suddenly lights up. You now see the folly, the source, of all your tribulations. You didn't scout. It may seem lame to plan ahead, but fucking plan ahead. It's not lame to scout in Starcraft. Since you're so bad in bed, relate it to Starcraft next time. You cannot just 1a2a3a your way into the vajayjay. + Show Spoiler + You may find the answers on how to research stim for your Props to GrandInquisitor for the guide. | ||
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ZeeTemplar
United States557 Posts
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PH
United States6173 Posts
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lilsusie
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Sigh
Canada2433 Posts
Good luck the next night =) | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
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HonestTea
5007 Posts
You can't 'reattach' a open condom. McGuyver can't even do that. It's impossible. | ||
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Divinek
Canada4045 Posts
On July 31 2009 11:15 prOxi.swAMi wrote: With the bra all you gotta do is pinch the connecting bit with ur forefinger and thumb and it should just click apart. Tada! gL works everytime. And yeah always practice up with that condom thing, if you take too long of course it's going to go soft on you. | ||
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