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The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 24 2009 09:47 GMT
#1
I usually give tuition on Saturday afternoons but today my students' mum called and said the whole family's down with swine flu. It's not serious, they're recovering well, they're just not going to be able to come tomorrow and INTERRUPT MY ENJOYMENT OF THE KHAN VS CJ MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God obviously wants me to enjoy a total CJ victory. Samsung may have the word "Khan" in their team's name, but come tomorrow it shall be CJ who will crush their enemies, see them driven before them and see the facepalm of their woman.

CJ FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm not so sure about Sunday, though)

P.S. Kona, are you streaming this? 'cos yours is the smoothest stream I get.

****
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-24 09:58:40
July 24 2009 09:58 GMT
#2
Yes

G.O CJ
POGGERS
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
July 24 2009 10:00 GMT
#3
eh you are better off tutoring than watch cj get dominated :O
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 24 2009 10:37 GMT
#4
On July 24 2009 19:00 OneOther wrote:
eh you are better off tutoring than watch cj get dominated :O


Nah, that part only comes in the Grand Final. Until then, Cj should breeze through the other teams.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
July 24 2009 10:41 GMT
#5
It was very thoughtful of God to create swine flu so that you could watch proleague.
What a great guy.
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
July 24 2009 10:42 GMT
#6
5/5 for Conan quote.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
July 24 2009 10:50 GMT
#7
On July 24 2009 18:47 The Storyteller wrote:
see the facepalm of their woman.


January is a scary coach, I hear.
CJ HHWAITINGG (-__-)
RushWifDietCoke
Profile Joined May 2008
United States488 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-24 10:59:59
July 24 2009 10:57 GMT
#8
Awesome! Doesn't surprise me that God is a CJ fan too. GO CJ!!!

Nothing to it but to do it.
Deleted User 37864
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
780 Posts
July 24 2009 11:09 GMT
#9
On July 24 2009 18:58 konadora wrote:
Yes

G.O KHAN


fixed.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
July 24 2009 11:35 GMT
#10
We need more fanboys in here.
..
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
July 24 2009 11:52 GMT
#11
he just wants you to watch and feel the slow inevitable fail of CJ
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
July 24 2009 12:46 GMT
#12
5/5, not because I like CJ.
5/5 because I don't like Khan.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 24 2009 13:11 GMT
#13
On July 24 2009 19:00 OneOther wrote:
eh you are better off tutoring than watch cj get dominated :O


keep on dreaming little khan fan
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
July 24 2009 13:49 GMT
#14
Khan hands down, this thread is gona turn into a flame fest on the teams lol.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
July 24 2009 15:44 GMT
#15
How can you be happy a whole family has swine flu, when that thing has killed alot of people, 13 on my country as of today.
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
July 24 2009 16:37 GMT
#16
On July 25 2009 00:44 ZeroCartin wrote:
How can you be happy a whole family has swine flu, when that thing has killed alot of people, 13 on my country as of today.


ouch (this is what i was expecting this thread to be about more so than proleague )

go save the kids cjs not gonna do so hot any ways.
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
July 24 2009 16:37 GMT
#17
On July 24 2009 19:00 OneOther wrote:
eh you are better off tutoring than watch cj get dominated :O

this
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
July 25 2009 04:15 GMT
#18
On July 25 2009 00:44 ZeroCartin wrote:
How can you be happy a whole family has swine flu, when that thing has killed alot of people, 13 on my country as of today.


13?! Wow, I'm sorry about that. Over here it's non-lethal, or only as lethal as regular flu. The only people dying are those who were dying from other problems anyway. I think only 4 deaths so far.

If it were something like SARS I wouldn't be laughing.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
July 25 2009 05:07 GMT
#19
congrats, you get to see cj rape :D
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
July 25 2009 06:01 GMT
#20
hahahahaha nice
CJ will prob win imo
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