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Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-04 15:14:02
May 31 2009 21:17 GMT
#1
So after months of waiting, it seems I'm finally taking a year off and traveling Europe. I leave in just over a week now, and things are seeming slightly unreal. It is a bit disconcerting to think that I will not see Montreal for a year, as this is a fantastic city.

I'm almost set to hit London. By this, I mean I've still no place to stay, no ideas what to do or visit. I do have one night lined up with a guy from CouchSurfing, but other than that, it looks like I'll be surfing hostels. I will be sleeping at the airport on 14th, and Poland will be a relief after a weeks' worth of solo backpacking.

These ideas have led me to think I should bring a companion along on the trip. Thus ...

[image loading]

Teddy, please introduce yourself.

My name is William, I live in Montreal, and I am a bear. Rawr.

Why have you decided to travel with me across Europe?

(Teddy puffs on his pipe.) A multitude of reasons, Watson. It’s been getting boring poring over the same old books when no one is around, and I can’t exactly see myself walking into a Chapters to get some new ones, being a bear and all. I’m small enough to fit in your bag without hindrance, and you like me because you think girls will find me cute. I should also come along to keep some sense in you – goodness knows someone who thinks a plush teddy bear can improve their chances of finding a place to sleep is denser than a neutron star.


What do you think your main role will be?

Have you seen Castaway, the movie where Tom Hanks talks to a toy throughout his shipwreckedness? That.

Of the places we’ll be visiting in the coming months, which are you most excited to see?

I’m a fucking teddy bear – anywhere outside of your stinky bed is marvelous.

Alright, let’s think… The first week in London, you’ll be running on adrenaline and tripping up and down the streets with no clue where to go. You’ll be exhausted by the time you get to Gdansk, so we’ll have time to relax and I can breathe in the air. Stockholm is where it’s at, so I think that’ll be most exciting. It will be the true beginning of our adventure: a new city, plenty of time, and no one around – perfect grounds for testing theory.

Aren’t you worried you’ll get homesick?

Yes and no. Of course, it will be a drastic change getting on without all my teddy friends, but I think there will be so much going on it’ll take a while before I notice the loneliness. Contiguously, I hope to meet like-minded teddies and find some plain-thinking, sensible friends that wear none of the Emperor’s clothes.

Anything else you’d like to say?

Philosophy is useful insofar as it helps us on a conscious level. The most useful realization is that we always have a choice. There is no reason to be afraid of making the wrong decision, as long as we try our hardest to make the right one for us. The difference between choosing what we want and what we believe is called will.

Thank you, William.


***
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
May 31 2009 21:23 GMT
#2
Have fun and safe travels.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
May 31 2009 21:23 GMT
#3
I have a moose.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
May 31 2009 21:25 GMT
#4
:D sounds like fun
:-)
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 31 2009 21:27 GMT
#5
rofl have fun and stay safe dude!
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 31 2009 21:27 GMT
#6
:3 lol

5/5
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8552 Posts
May 31 2009 21:47 GMT
#7
It looks dirty on its right side.
Jaedong
Sky
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Jordan812 Posts
May 31 2009 21:52 GMT
#8
Be careful on your trip, this Teddy guy seems like a sleazebag.
...jumping into cold water whenever I get the chance.
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-31 22:16:20
May 31 2009 22:15 GMT
#9
Russel Crowe wasnt in Cast Away -_-, it was Tom Hanks.
OMG you nasty gurl
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 31 2009 22:16 GMT
#10
[image loading]
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Judicator
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States7270 Posts
May 31 2009 22:40 GMT
#11
Should we call the authorities if Teddy is found covered in blood?
Get it by your hands...
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
May 31 2009 22:42 GMT
#12
On June 01 2009 07:15 Kuja900 wrote:
Russel Crowe wasnt in Cast Away -_-, it was Tom Hanks.



/thread


But enjoy your trip.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
June 04 2009 15:14 GMT
#13
On June 01 2009 07:42 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2009 07:15 Kuja900 wrote:
Russel Crowe wasnt in Cast Away -_-, it was Tom Hanks.



/thread


But enjoy your trip.


hahaha whoops. Thanks.
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
June 04 2009 15:39 GMT
#14
Teddy makes me think of Pedobear. Not the companion you wanna have on your travels. Also, gl man, lots of great stuff to see here on the Old Continent.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 04 2009 15:43 GMT
#15
glhf!
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-04 17:20:02
June 04 2009 17:19 GMT
#16
On June 01 2009 06:47 Avidkeystamper wrote:
It looks dirty on its right side.


its called a cum stain

he obviously loves teddy
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 04 2009 18:02 GMT
#17
Don't lose it... It's awful feeling when you lose it. I had a boar when I was little, I lost it. I cried for a full day... Still sad actually
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
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